Mar 26 2007Paris Hilton still has big boobs

uno

dos are some big tattays

that's how you enter a car if you're a skank like paris

no, there are pretty clearly "due" (two).

Fake.. all the way. That's where my money is.

She's doing the last pose she can remember of the guy she was with last night.

It's just a really good bra. If someone was going to spend all that time, money and pain on getting their boobies enlarged I'm sure they'd go with more than one size up.
I'm just lucky mine are naturally perfect. (Well plus I have really good bras)

Good for her, she finally wised up and got boob implants, watch out if she learns a bit more she might have the intelligence of a sea turtle.

She's probably getting into the car like that because her herpes are a-flarin again

She has to have had implants. Her tits were tiny before. If it is a bra - its a fucken brilliant one.

She's not just a diseased, retarded racist now, she looks like she might be a diseased, retarded racist with plastic tits.

Deff. Fake tahtahs! Also.. do her lips look a bit swollen or is she faking that to! Shes uglier then your adverage woman if you take away all her plastic and makeup , kinda makes me feel good

sweet little baby jesus, please make her go away.

They looked fine before.
Her problem was never size. But...ummm...from reports, it was more a color problem. They appeared to be green...

she forgot she is walking to her car and is about to hit her tits.

I am pretty sure Miggs can smell her cunt.

When was she ever 'real' to begin with? Her hair is bleached, she has blue contacts, a fake tan. Why not go all the way? Next time you see her she'll have Angelina's lips.

her boobage is as real as Ryan Seacrest being a heterosexual, Tara Reid giving up booze, or Deniece Richard's acting being good.

I'm diggen her wonky eye though...reminds me of a dead fish in a Koi pond! zo zexy!

She looks much healthier lately.Did she attend a rehab lately?Anybody knows?

#18 - well said
#19 - maybe they discovered antibiotics strong enough to fight off her various diseases

#7 - I'd say that's at least 2 sizes bigger ... one side bigger would just look like a push up bra on whatever she already had. She had pretty small boobs before, this is definitely a boob job. There's only so much you can do with a push up bra, there has to be some flesh in order to keep pushing it up. Plus some people do go up just one size, to feel more "normal" if they are really flat. I wouldn't say she was really flat, but this is a couple size jump up at least. I still think she's using a push up bra on her new fake boobs.

Yeah....I looked a little closer, and started thinking...maybe she did get a boobjob. Come to think of it, wasn't there like a whole month she wasn't on the Fish? Maybe she was recooperating (it hurts to get sliced open and shit shoved into your skin, I'm guessing).

OMG I'm losing it. I cannot BELIEVE I got sucked into thinking about and especially taking the time to COMMENT on Herpes' breasts!!!!!! What has become of me? Who will love me now?!?

I find it hard to believe this cunt would have made it through puberty without demanding this miracle bra for her 13th birthday, if she had known it existed. If she could have plumped them up like this with a bra before, she would have... wouldn't she? Is she really too fucking stupid to have figured out how to stuff her bra? Or just too busy stuffing her mouth with penises instead?

On the fourth pic you can see she's used to suv's to step in.Luckily for her she got two airbags in front now.

#18 - or your ability to spell.
That has to be a push up bra. I can't imagine that she'd get implants because that money would be better spent fixing the damn wonky eyes & beak nose.
Besides, if she did get implants, knowing her level of intelligence, she'd get Anna Nicole sized ones, so it would be a lot more obvious than what we're seeing here.

Now if we could just stop seeing it here ....

I'm bored, 45 minutes to go. Is there a new post yet? I should really look for a new job. Like one where I have to actually work...

So there's been a pretty palpable lack of Paris "material" around here lately, so I'm not going to bitch about this totally irrelevant post. Except to say that you could at least find pictures of her looking hot. Pretend she has at least a modicum of purpose, you know?

I really hate blue cheese.

You guys think there are fake boobs lurking behind every corner, don't you. It's obviously a bra. There are photos of Paris shopping with new BFF Elisha Cuthbert the Weekend of March 10th, and Paris boobs were small but perky, just like always.

Say there, #7 and #28 and whatever else... these good bras, who makes them? Good bras are so hard to find, you know.

Macy's and Penney's actually carry some very nice ones. They make my c's look like d's.

People - always remember:

"Anything more than a handful is wasted"

(Well.Ok.
I think that was what the ironing board of a teacher in 'Health' class was trying to teach. Maybe French was her language)
(She never did fully explain G-Spot orgasms or the truth about the moon landing. Sorry ladies)(on the former)

Victoria's Secret makes solid bras in this category. Fredrick's probably does better in terms of the actual push up (and they offer good gel push ups too) but some people feel it compromises comfort for size.

#25 - her beak was caused by surgery... apparently she feels it's attractive. if you look at her sister nicky the nose is nowhere near that shape, and photos from way way way back when her surgery she almost looks attractive (like pamela anderson was actually pretty before hers).

#27 - even with photoshop it's not possible to get a 'hot' photo of Paris, she's quite unattractive. You're welcome to give it a shot.

#31 - it's easy to make C's look like D's. It's not so easy to make A's look like C border lining on D's. Maybe they discovered new bra technology while finding the antibiotics that are helping her out now.

#8 that's unfair to sea turtles...

#34- What kind of Mr. MaGoo glasses are you wearing that make you think the boobs in those pictures look like D's? Again, Paris was out shopping with Elisha Cuthbert just before St. Patty's Day. It wasn't covered by this site, but many others did. Go look at her in those pics. You'll find she looks the same as always. They conclusively prove that the Big Boobed Paris is a bra based phenomina.

The last thing Paris needs is some tittays

sippin champagne, out of a can
the hideous, hideous

They're still not enough to distract from the presence of her. Maybe if they had million-watt argon lasers attached...

The prophecy:

DESTROY THE SUPERWHORE, SAVE THE WORLD

Only the chosen one can save us all. This is their journey.

The chosen one, he or she who is truly immune to the persuasions of slutty women must travel to the deepest, dirtiest land; the Southampton’s, and find the creature know as Nicolerichie, if you feed it a Diet Snapple and three red Skittles (it’s yearly food intake) it will lead you to the diseased and deadly slutbag known as the Parishilton. She will smell like 3 day old vomit and white diamonds perfume and will be adorned in a long mane of golden hair stolen from pure innocent virgins. Do not be fooled as there are many mimics who resemble this fugly skank but, there is only one original STD infested demon. It lives off the seamen and spit of young pitiful retards and douches. When you find the hideous creature you must shut off it's life force. First, you will call it a fat uggo which will shock and weaken it long enough for you to find a way to shut the snatch PERMANENTLY. When you have closed off the vile poonani the evil Hilton will implode and reveal it’s true form; a giant black hole. Through this powerful portal all the filth in the world will be sucked in, starting with the bitches from the View. As all the disgusting trash in the world is sucked away, much like the Horrible Hilton sucked her way into power, the world will be wonderful once more and then ...
We will be saved!
YAY!

These are the words of prophecy.

Again I seem to smell fish coming through my monitor... The recent skank parade sure has turned my computer room into a wharf!

Her mosquito bites look like bee stings, and her face would still make a freight train take a dirt road. It's a little late in the game for her to try to divert attention from the beaky wonkeye.

How appropriate that her dress is covered in images of cock-sucking lips.

And that bony hand of hers makes me want to swear off ever getting another hand job.

Yikes ! Just saw the Kim K Superstar vid... (Tanx Paris - where'd U get my e-mail?)
Well...All I can say is:
I'm beginning to 'get' this 'Great Satan' thing go'n on down there down there - Dawg'!...(not that I've seen the show)
I mean her family got OJ off. What more does this woman really need to do ?
Lord knows- She's tryin' hard (She's VERY good at saying "Baby ...","Shit", and "I heard Binky is so much bigger"...etc) zzzz...
But-let's face it - this Kardashian woman does deserves a place on 'Dancing With the Stars"
(and you can call Ray J - 'Johnson' - or - BINKY jr.)

I like to think that she is just a social experiment and not a real person. That's the only way I can sleep at night, sometimes.

will someone PLEASE run her moldy cooch over? nevermind...her rot would eat through metal.....

Hey! Maybe shot got stung by a bee and is all swollen and in need of an antihistamine!!!

Its true. I just made it up!

Eric

O - Blaw dee.

If their not fake, and I'm pretty sure they could be, could she not be stuffing tons of those tranny silicone tits in her bra for bulk and lift?

We can always just wait for the next tit slip to find out. That should happen ohh, in the next five minutes.

Gezz. Even Coldplay seems ok on the HD.
What channel is this ?
Where did we go wrong North America ?
I guess we have to create a world where everyone can tolerate Coldplay on the HD ...

(And don't mention Iraq)

The poor rich girl..

Looks like Napoleon replaced all his men for his secret weapon;Paris Hilton.It would be more suitable if he transported her with a Smartcar to the battlefield.

The only way a bra did THAT is it was a 'Buy 2 implants get 1 fitting bra free' deal .pfft.

Why if she wants cosmetic surgery does she not get the most obvious thing done - that feckin HOOTER!

she's so gross and stupid. i would love to see a video of her entering a car like that. it would be incredible. maybe... nope. i actually can't think of any possible way that a human could enter a vehicle that way.

Look Parith, nothing will ever draw attention away from your hanging eye, get it sorted you lazy eyed bint.

Maybe she's entering the car like that because she doesn't want to whip out her snapper for the cameras again.

Oh, wait...she WANTS the world to see her cooch. Nevermind.

Aww, come one, she just wants the best body money can buy. Of course the one thing money can't buy is a brain. She needs to find the wizard for that.

She is entering the car that way so, for once, no one see's her flea infested crapper.

MArk my words, she will will be number three of the dumbass "overdone dead people"

I always enter a car pussy-first, unless I'm carrying a kitana, in which case I first insert the blade and then follow with my pussy - for example, when I have to take the bus.

i know the wonders of a push up bra first hand and trust me she didn't have to get implants again

While more than a mouthfull is just the beginning of the fun, I would have to say that the is not surgical, this is just a good bra. Not that I care. The only way I would touch this skank is with a 25 ft. disinfected barge pole.

Her face is ten more shades of white than her body.

i still say shes PREGNANT why is she using her bag to cover her stomach... umm.... SHES PREGNANT when i got pregnant i went from a 32A to a 36B and when i started breast feeding i went from a 36B to a 36D so yea.... your tits definitely get huge when your pregnant and i can tell you honestly that shes pregnant cause those are too small to be implants usually when people get implants they go big not just one size up to a B.

Maybe they're implants but somewhere I read or heard that to be able to get really big boob implants you have to change them gradually, you can't just go from AA to DD because of the skin streching thing

BORING!

Wow. Doesn't she look like the perfect little porcelain princess! And much like my favorite porcelain item, I'd like to piss and shit on her simultaneously. We've seen this walking prescription bottle topless so many times, we just can't be fooled by the boobage. Next!

#64 - Damn ... didn't think about that one. I pray to the Lord Jesus that you're wrong, but you have raised a distinct possibility.

Do you think that if Paris had a child, she'd carry the baby around in her handbag the way she did with the dog?

well, the lips on her dress would be more accurate if they had lil herpes sores on them

This is a dilemma.

I think that we can all agree that a woman is only as good as her breasts. In fact, a woman really IS her breasts.

The problem here is that Paris is sporting some really good bags in these photos and she is just not a really good person.

This is very confusing.

Damn she looks hot here!!! (okay, so the legs in the 4th pic don't look good, but let's just ignore that one)

You know, I've always thought she was decently hot, and I'd be a much bigger supporter of Hilton were it not for the fact that I'm fully aware of the ridiculously nasty diseases that lurk under that exterior, and that she just does and says the stupidest things all the friggin time!!! Given that she's rich and famous because her family are big in the business world, you'd think she would have grown up to be a more intelligent, savvy individual. So how'd she just become this nasty idiot who has the ability to occassionally confuse the senses by looking hot?

WONDER bra!

Nice to see the Slutborg out and about, sporting that same creepy, empty expression she does so well.

#7's comment is retarded. Have you not seen the promos for Simple Life where they try to make her look like she's got some boobs? Yeah, it didn't work - because she didn't have any.

#35 okay that is mean, how about lab mice who have already been tested on.

Ugg. Feel like the Beckhams look in the above thread today. And had this nightmare about watching Coldplay on Austin City Limits and well, then I started reading this thread...

Looking good, Paris.
If only she'd start fighting with other celebs again. Those were the good times.

definitely implants

Paris looks so lonely without me

It's is clearly a bra, although to get cleavage like that, she must be in extreme pain. And if you're going to go through all that, at least make them less-noticeably lop-sided.

All i can say is I want that bra!!!

uh ooh, those are not real...

SHE'S A FUCKING BITCH ASS SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE'S A FUCKING BITCH ASS SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!

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