Mar 20 2007Paris Hilton splits with Stavros Niarchos again...again

omg FRIST!

JRZmommy you beat me! LOL!

That Paris split up with someone is not news. It's commonality Superfish.

Paris may be a selfish egotistical ass...

but she has a lot on common with all of YOU!

I'd still hit it. Wait, do they make biohazard suits with form fitted genital areas? If they don't, I might reconsider. Even herpes could catch something from her.

Oh, my.

Paris... again.

Wow. Her skirt is a pleated city map, but you know what? Her perfume is actually nice. The "Heiress" one. No word of a lie. How did that happen?

looks like a pack of swarming bees attacked her lips, or herpes is inflating on them

How the hell is this news?

When ya post a new story about her contracting a rare, but deadly, form of an STD, call me.

But until then, quit posting shit about Big Bird's twin.

What sort of guys are still willing to date Paris? No talent wannabe celebs like "Josh Hendersen". The risk of disease from Paris is apparently the price you have to pay to try and become a famous name without having any talent. If this guy could make it big on his own, he wouldn't be risking his health with her.

I mean, would any of us know who this Stavros guy is if not for Paris? But on that note, really, they were actually still dating until recently?!?!

She REALLY needs the bracelet she's trying on.

@8
Umm...you should Google Stavros Niarchos to see just how much he (doesn't) needs Parasite Hitler. I particularly like the story about she and some friends getting out of hand at a birthday party and he was the one left paying for $100,000 in damages.

#10 – I don’t ever recall saying that Stavros “needed” Paris, least of all from a financial perspective. I did, however, question how many of us would have ever heard of this guy had he not been dating Paris. I feel relatively confident in saying he wouldn’t have attained nearly the same level of public notoriety on his own. So without Paris, he would have remained an unknown rich guy. With Paris, he’s become a well know, slight less rich guy. I stand by my statement.

Paris has had more "leftovers" in her than my refrigerator.

She probably gave him herpes...either THAT or she has SEVERE outbreaks. who knows?

#11 - wow this now goes into the "sorry I asked" bin. You know this is just a fuck around site, right? I mean, it's not the bar exam or anything...

Um, nobody cares about who Paris is dating any more.

I just have this happy/hopefull feeling that we're finally getting to a point (I pray its soon) where nobody cares about ANYTHING Paris does...I can feel it!

Josh Henderson, a musician and actor = unemployed and unemployable.

PS - As annoying as Paris pics are, that ad for Lilly Allen's crappy album is worse

#1 No, I'm FRIST!!! I'll always be FRIST!!! Well, at least until I get bored and change my name again.
Anyway...I think it's nice that Herpes Hilton can still find a date. As I always say...spread the love!!! And share the sores!!! The sores of our love.

@12 that joke just gets funnier and funnier and...u get the point right? lol (good one)

but why does everyone talk about paris hitler? i mean yea, she has kind of a dirty mouth and yea she sucks alot of cock and yes she has herpes. but let's look on the bright side. i mean that body, that hair, that rack...wait! paris hilton is a tramp! FUCK YOU usless whore!!!

SHOW OF HANDS: how many ppl think i need therapy?

@18 in Paris's case its not "spread the love" more like "spread the legs...for another one and another one and another one..."

Let's just say that room in the Paris Hilton needs to be renovated.

she needs some blue collar cock up her ass....call me

britney is getting out of rehab next week, saweeeet! finally, there will be some worthy news!

@14
Um, thanks. I couldn't have said it better myself.

I wonder what Stavros caught from her this time? I hope he has learned to rush to the free clinic for a check-up?

He got the herp last time, and had to soap out the crabs the time before that...

Third times a charm for Gonorrhea I hear...

Check it out- I just drew a picture of this on my blog- except with pooooop!!!

This is news? This worthless skank has a new guy every 20 minutes. Everyone knows she's a whore, so this is nothing new to me.

I'd be pissed if my girlfriend was a ho, too.

When Stavros says he was upset with all the attention she was getting from other guys does he mean all the pictures of her with penises?

10 is right on the money, sts.

which makes me wonder, why is she STILL shopping for cheap crap?

nice, poopillo. weird, but nice. if i'm ever rich, i'll have a luxurious bathroom with tiles made out of your poop-inspired posters.

pps is Josh Henderson that kid on Desperate Housewives that was the "bad boy" and Edie's nephew?

So I get blocked but #24 gets free advertising? Fucking Fish Face.

bahhhhhhhhh bahhhhhhhhhhhhd bohyyyyh

Let me think....Paris.....Paris......Paris.....................................................................Yeah....I got nothin'.

classy

Ok, I don't eevm understand what is the bloody point in getting jealous and fighting with her about? Anyone knows that no matter what you say Paris fucking anything that she can reach. It's like leaving a kid alone with candy jar and telling him not to eat any. C'mon!

#34 - there's a specific rule about gays in the commenting guidelines, so you'll probably get blocked a lot.

sigh...some people just don't get it. oh well.

Everytime I see or hear his name, I get a hankering for Nachos.

oops i mean 11

#42 - glad you agree (but the comments weren't really specifically directed to you anyways, so no worries).

those are her favorite shoes she wears them all the time. they remind me of stewardess shoes.

ohmygawd. isn't that the purse lindsay lohan had in that other post..? where she forgets to button her shirt?

@40
Since you don't get it I will spell it out for you. Stavros, with all of his family's billions, and his looks, could be in the limelight everyday; if that was what he wanted. Yes that much money can buy you anything; and you don't need Parasite.
Anyway, he was in the public eye with Mary-Kate Olsen long before Parasite came along. And, uh, most people, apparently including Parasite, knew who he was. I rest my case...

Am i the only one who figured out from that drt episode. Lola and the other name i cant remember they mixed in some mary kate refeerence giving the dude her appearance it was last weeks episode.

He goes to my school... I used to see him at the inedible dinning hall several years ago, eating salad. And at frat parties. I knew people that smoked out with him, and made out with him... so as far as I'm concerned, he's come much much down in the world. But even a middle-aged homeless man would come down in the world once he started dating Paris.

We didn't know he was an heir to anything for many months... so yeah, the Paris-association did help his "fame."

What I don't get is this: you have to be at least somewhat smart to get into college. So how in the hell does one decide to date this girl? Drugs is the only answer. Lots and lots of drugs.

Uhhhh...

I think I'm supposed to care, but I can't quite work up...whatever it is I need to work up in order to care.

In November of 2004, Hilton participated in Sean "Diddy" Combs' Citizen Change campaign to encourage youths to vote in the presidential election. She drew criticism after it was revealed she had neither voted, nor even registered to do so

Random Paris Fact of the Day!

#46 ambrosia, I've tried, I really have, but you just make no sense what. so. ever. Really, does the Mother Ship just outsource the briefings now, or what?