Mar 9 2007Paris Hilton has an amazing bra

She can't stop looking at them.

GAY!

*FIRST!*, fuck

I hope their filled with gelatinous strychnine. That's right, gelatinous.

that looks a bit strange on HER

RichPort we know you are teh gay.
They have this new bra in "hollywood" that enlarges your breasts "naturally" using motorized suction. I have a homemade model which implements a Dirt Devil, two road cones, duct tape, three feet of rubber tubing, some PVC pipe, anal beads, an avocado, construction paper, chicken wire, taco seasoning, a buffalo nickel, a Frank Sinatra LP, ten baby rats, a rolling pin, whiskey, a VW Rabbit, and 10 pounds of raw ground pork.

they look like 2 tumors. the benign kind.

Dude, the boobs don't move! I site duct tape AND giant silicone bra. Why doesn't she implant them already. That way she'll have two more ways to love herself.

Ratatouille Strychnine, sometimes she's a friend of mine, with a gigantic boobjob that will blow your mind.

ps paris can't walk

They look that way because she's retaining disease.

She's a diseased whore.

hemlock- don't you think that, even with padding, her nipples would have to be showing for her boobs to be pushed that close together?

I think she's pretty hot looking, actually. Not that I'd touch her even with a borrowed dick, of course.

lmao. how do you borrow a dick?

it's kind of like death- you can't just get someone to fill in for you :)

Paris' herpes outbreak was so bad, it crawled right up her crotch and hit her breasts, causing massive inflammation.

Soon it will recede, leaving scabs behind. Can't wait for those shots!

@13...You can borrow one of Pink's!

does anyone have a dick i can borrow?

i give it back to you in poifect condition!

She must rub magic cream on them.

WTF was that waddling mancow moo'ing about in the vid?

schack, that's the whole point. You can't borrow a dick. That's why it's funny. WAY TO RUIN IT, GOSH

Anyway, I agree that Paris really seems to have a hard time... well, walking. Must be the herpes.

can i borrow your dick, pikachealsea?

Is she hanging upside down?

Holy Crunk! Did Paris buy some of Star Jones lypo fat? I need to know cause I would like to fatten up my cock!

GOD GAWD YA'LL!

What a stupid boring cunt.

I bet there's a huge whitehead on both of those. Someone just find it, pop them, and clean that gunk out already.

Pikachelsea is an anorexic slut, who skips meals and shoots pornos to save up for her nose job and boob job.

who can forget a face like that?

Hmm, upon further observation... I observe her tits stick out too far to be just some duct tape and a bra. I like the mass herpes infection theory. It makes more sense than tissue paper.

I don't give a damn about Paris, atleast theres hope for a relationship with me and Kevin though.

What a phoney. I am looking forward to the day that she gets old and wrinkled and kills herself because of it.

#28 I was just thinking that today, she is going down!! can't wait to see her either wrinklrd or stretched beyond recognition. I remember whn I was that age...thinking it would all hold. but I started excercising and stopped partying. whew!

She tops my "bitches I wanna hate-fuck" list.

Damn! If I didn't know better, I'd actually agree with what I'm about to say...

Bitch don't look half bad here.

(wipes keyboard with Lysol after typing previous sentence...)

She's still a stupid worthless cunt though...

Sad thing is, she also looks like she gained about 40 lbs. Fat ass.

it's called an enhancing bra.

The only one who deserves criticism is the one who posted this pic. So she wore a push-up–so what?

Super boring.

Penn & Teller couldn't make those sweater puppies appear out of nowhere. She probably painted shadows on her chest.

http://whatthefamous.com/2007/03/09/paris-hilton-buys-a-wonderbra/

I watched that video intentionally so that I could release this stream of obscenities I've been supressing the urge to scream all day.
So why is everything so quiet?
Pick it up, 'Fish.

Something really weird is going on. My breasts are bigger than hers and I can't even get them to look THAT big. I though it was a boob job until I saw pictures from one of the websites I'm about to list. Damn, I wish I knew her trick.

Look at her in these pictures...

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Photos/Did_Paris_Get_a_Boob_Job/

http://showbiz.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1212442,00.html

Her boobs are like her ego.

Highly over inflated.

Is it just me, or does she sound like a transvestite on hellium?

@ 32 - If Paris gained 40 pounds that would be a vast IMPROVEMENT, not a bad thing. She is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too skinny! It's disgusting.

Anyway, it's amazing how pushed up tits automatically make someone "hot" at least according to the guys here. Paris will never be hot no matter what, face it.

ok,

did she possibly get a boob job?

i mean really?

it is possible, right?

the AP didn't have any news (on purpose so they say) on her for like a couple of weeks (easily enough time for her to have the surgery and recover enough to show up a couple of weeks later looking 'all-better'... right?

if paris and i share more than our good taste and class, then it's only our beautiful A-cups.

only surgery could give her those 'perfect' curves... not with duct tape, not with clever 'shadowing'- nothing. and, yes, they do make great bras (but, even they don't perform that kind of magic)... unless she's strapped that monkey pet of her to her chest to hold those things up...

i have to find out what bra she's wearing...
or what insect bit her...

i mean, come ON...

So ends the first week of New Guy. To be positive, there's nowhere to go but up.

Haha, stupid DickPort.

And by "amazing bra" he means "amazing plastic surgeon".

Why is it when Paris talks it makes me wanna choke a kitten? I mean, she talks like she's fucking three years old.

Aw tits! I totally have to agree that her voice makes me want to punch her like a backstreet boy! She doesn't even talk that way normally. It's all for the paparazzi. Stupid skank.

Paris Hilton walking + Tara Reid "acting" in Alone in the Dark on Showtime = crap late night entertainment for this insomniac. I really should buy a Xbox360...

I'm high of caffeine and can't sleep so I decided to come on this site. Who is the guy talking after Sienna Miller? He looks familiar.

i personally was gifted with perfect c's, but my little sister has perky a's and i have to say that with the right bra, you can still get them to look enormous. albeit, it is very uncomfotable and you have to use double sided duct tape to make sure the bra and inserts stay in place perfectly...i'm sure this isn't a problem for paris though bc she is too coked up at all times to feel anything.

Yuck.. you can see the seams on her implants.. FRANKENSTEIN CHEST!! She should have stayed with the little flat boobies, at least they didn't look freaky.

I never understood - she has no issue with getting her nose carved into some freaky bird beak, but she is reluctant to get breast implants?

Wow, they are huge.

hey #9! Tori is my favorite!!!!!!! Hello Mr zeebbraaaaaa

Anna Nicole Smith called and wants her jugs back.

Her pussy's so disease ridden that she's had to resort to tit-fucking instead - Hence the boob ad.

Paris Hilton has an amazing BOOB-JOB

Even with her amazing miracle bra on, mine are still bigger even when I'm not wearing one! Take that, whore!

It's emberassing how she tries to keep herself in the picture
"Nobody likes me (anymore)but, everybody likes, like, boobs right? I have the most beautiful boobs! Like, I'm Pamela. That's hot"

I wonder if she got them from the same place Kellie Pickler got hers?

she could buy tittays as big as cantaloupes and she would still be "the girl with the valtrex poon"

She needs to get a face transplant. Her body has NEVER been the problem... well, except the diseases it is likely to be riddled with.

Is it just me or does Paris Hilton have a new haircut?

Hmm...remember when she would fight the other celebrities over stuff? That was cool. What's happened to her fighting spirit? I think she should make a play for...mmm...I dunno, whose a good looking guy?

Mmm...
I remember when she used to fight with the other celebs over petty stuff. That was cool. I wonder what's happened to her competitive streak?

Just took a moment to check on the all the New Fishdoode's comments and BOY does he SUCK, he's teh suck, he sucks on a vacuum, and by all that I mean he SUCKS.

his comments are cleverer than yours ever were.

you want clever? here's saturday afternoon reading. then have a haagendaz bar. they're fucking delicious.

http://www.abdn.ac.uk/philosophy/endsandmeans/vol3no1/kujundzic_mann.shtml

She stuffed the left one with her coke and the right one with her super sized baggie of pot.....don't act like you've never done it before

If it weren't for her daddy's money she'd be a high school cafeteria server.

#65 No, they aren't, but they're way better than yours. WTF is this, your Philosophy 101 homework assignment for the weekend? Just who are you trying to impress?
P.S. It's not working.

i'm not the one claiming to be cleverer than anyone. nor am i trying to impress you. this is an anonymous website. i'll never meet you; i have no reason to impress you. i postd that article because it's a really good article. if you haven't read it, then you don't know whether it's impressive. if you have read it, and you remain unimpressed, then there is no harm done. if you do read it, you might like it.

we both know we wouldn't be here if certain things weren't true. i'm tired of the foreplay, and i'm looking for someone else who is. and i look here because i think alot of my university compatriots are not really interested in learning anything. universities have become places where frustrated people make up "lingo" to keep their ideas unintelligible to people whom they subsequently ridicule for not understanding. THIS article was written by an academic with conscience... forgive me for having faith in YOUR capacity to understand.

@65....so you are the resident cleverness connoisseur here (I don't even know who the fuck you are but whatever).

Anyway, PROVE IT. prove that this Superfisdoode is "cleverer" than me.

Show your work.

#69 We all could post really interesting articles and the NY Times Best Seller List, too - and they're all completely irrelevant to this website. So unless Ted K. is gonna blow up Paris Hilton's left tit you've got the wrong forum, kittykat.

Well, I guess we know what Anna Nicole left Paris in her will.

By the way, I haven't see this lately:
TCLTC.

Just sayin'.

It's too bad that Paris and Teddy Kennedy don't party in the same circles. He could offer her a ride home afterwards across some bridge.

I like her, she looks hot.

Why does she keep looking at them, and why is she walking ALONE in the dark? (I suppose the whowho's shes staring at keep her protected.....)

She walks funny because shes trying to pull off a " supermodel runway " walk, bending her back, one foot infront of the other, moving hips.. she tries to be sexy, but thats like a fish trying to fly over the atlantic

Well, if you watch the video, she's trying to go down some stairs when those photos were shot. Those boobs are probably getting in the way of her downward view.

Her rack looks nice in these shots, but she's still a racist disease bearing prostitot.

i don't get it, why is anyone saying that she is wearing a great bra? where did that info come from? It's impossible her tits look that fucking huge with just a bra or tape or what fucking ever! i mean, she's an A cup, how can you look like that with taping your musckito bites with some masking tape, blahhhggghh,

useless whore

@ #6 ...HAHAHAHAHA

You rock ;)

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! THAT'S THE MOST RIVETING FUCKING NEWS I HAVE HEARD IN SOOOO FUCKING LONG!!! PARIS HILTON USES VARIOUS METHODS TO ENHANCE HER APPEARANCE??????????????!!!!!!!!! What the fuck is up with this site lately? My dog can find better things to write about!!!!

american girls are so ugly and fake

Now, that's hot!

Well she still has a beak-nose.

Does she think that 100% of the world hasn't seen her itty-bitties already? She really is stupid.

Wow... nice... makes almost forget what a dumb ass cum whore she is......

Almost.......

I think this is her best publicity move in some time

I'd totally do her.

Big fake tits on a chick who is proven to be shit in bed. Oh the irony. Kinda like giving XM radio to a deaf person. Or a blackberry to blind person. Or shoes to a double leg amputee. Or a penis to Tom Cruise...

#82 as opposed to all those "natural" european girls with hairy bodies and odor problems? Oh yeah sign me up. And what are you doing on here anyway? Shouldn't you be washing your smart car you euro bitch?

It's called implants, not so much the bra.

Paris, you are a dumbass! I really mean that... I am not just flattering you! I was waiting for this chick to get a boob job! Haha... I wanna see her get fat like that other stupid blode bitch - Britney Whore! Hahaha!

yeah, she probably has two adopted babies in there - i hear adopting orphans is all the rage now and i hear that she's heard that!

I would def jizz on those tits!!!