Mar 2 2007Nicole Richie might be engaged

Am i first? Or second? Who cares.

God help us all if she has kids.

2 there is NO way. She hasn't had her period in years. I doubt she even ovulates anymore.

I will say that line about carrying a months worth of food in both hands was awesome. I laughed.

wheres the rock??

misses Skeletor sucks!

A tenth of a carat would look like the rock of Gibralter on this fat bitches hands. She should marry a fucking all you can eat buffet.

if u go without ur period 4 mre than 3 years u develop osteoperosis when ur 30, so wonder if her potential beau is goin 2 b happy pushin her round in a wheel chair?

Ok, she's cute and all, but WHY oh WHY do katrillionaire girls have such icky poo poo fingernails? Come on! The Olsen sticks, Brit Brit, now Nicole? I swear if I was that rich, I'd have people at my house every other day making sure I was plucked, puffed, scruffed and manicured...she can't be THAT busy, she ain't taking time out of her day to eat or anything...

In related news, the Vatican has announced that immediately upon her imminent death NR will become the patron saint of Ethiopia.

Wait a minute...she's marrying that fat sports commentator guy who always travels by bus? WTF, he's old enough to be her father! Oh, it's the shoe store guy? Well, that makes a little more sense.

Speaking of shoes, I'm really liking hers. The manicure, I'm really hating. In Vegas they call that a push, Ms. Karen-Carpenter-wannabe. Thanks for playing.

Her chipped nail polish on her gross hands must be from the stomach acid....LOL

Isn't her being engaged also like her being a fat ass? Wait. She is a fat ass so that makes her engaged. Or does it?

Damn you Homer Simpson, you are starting to make sense!

waaatt they hardly no each other! poor hilary duff they only broke up like 2 months ago

She should get engaged to a fat suit.

She was rushed to the hospital after she got a run in her hose and fell out. This was in addition to her near drowning when she started sucking on a milkshake and the suction pulled her into the straw.

Now I understand why all her sunglasses look oversized - she's frickin' tiny! Too bad I don't have a prepubescent girl fetish.

Has this whore-bot done anything I should recognize her for?

No fucking idea who she is. Has she done ANY porn, at all?

on a high note, i can't see her sternum and she looks like she's put on a little weight. good for her.

too bad she's marrying the biggest douche on the planet.

SHe was an ugly, fat cunt when she was Paris hilton's side-kick.
Now she's just an ugly, skinny cunt.
Just
melt
away
NR.

Haven't seen it posted in awhile, so just as a reminder:
TCLTC

who cares she's ugly, ugly chicks don't deserve attention

dude they are so not engaged. with the riches of these people, you really think she'd have that crappy little ring?

Be weird to screw a skeleton. Also, she hasn't had a period in years. I'm sure sandpaper would be more fun.

i hope she can stick with this relationship. celebrity marriages have such a razor-thin margin for error. they spend so much time away from each other that marriage starts wasting away until there's almost nothing left. it becomes just a skeleton of a relationship. hopefully they'll keep communicating in case one of them has a bone to pick with the other. humor is important but you must avoid excessive ribbing. relationships can get so lopsided if somebody has an oversized head. realism is important too, it just won't work if you have giant rosy-colored glasses on.

The only thing attractive about here are her forearms in the third pic, otherwise she just looks like she drinks lard milkshakes.

Her left arm is probably now longer than her right arm due to the heavy weight from the ring. Fetus' bodies cannot handle that much weight on just one side of their body.

It's science.

"I don't really care about the story, I'm just impressed Nicole Richie managed to carry her entire month's supply of food in both hands."

Haha! Hey Superfish how about a beverage warning next time? My monitor will thank you.

What is up with these retards getting engaged after knowing each other for a month? How about buying a fucking house after a month?

Its amazing how money fucks up your thinking.

Congratulations to that adorable couple (sarcasm). I wonder how much Joel will like visiting his fiancee in the big house? I imagine her lesbian cell mate would even find her repulsive. I understand the quick engagement since Joel is on the rebound from Toothy no muff stuff Duff - gee he is really getting even.

She is looking SO much better.

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If by better, you mean "less like death on a stick"

That scarf weighs more than her.

She actually looks like she's gained a little weight. She looks healthier. She's still underweight, you can tell by how thin her forearms are, but I do think she's put a little bit back on.

Maybe soon she'll actually do some work or something, you know, make a few ducats for herself instead of sponging off other people like a damn parasite.

But Nicole, skip the sex tape thing. It'd be scary.

Fatass

I dunno, I think she actually looks way better/healthier than she used to...

Nice shoes though.

It's like.. why would you even bother turning the ring around? If you really didn't want people to know you were engaged, you wouldn't wear the ring out at all, now would you? No, you wouldn't.

..damned attention-seeking recovering addict anorexic daughters of 80's R&B stars that date lame ass pop-punk band members...

23, agreed, as long as she doesn't flush it all down the toilet, it still has a slim chance of survival...

Ol boy's probably so excited he's having sex after two year's of forced abstinence that he'd marry a goat as long as he could stick his dick in it.

She needs the handbag as a counterweight while carrying those latte macchiatos...

#22, it's ok, although the distraction of hearing all the bones creaking and cracking when you're on top is a little much, but hey, I never let it slow me down!

is it a requirement for all female multimillionaires to be ugly beyond rapair? i mean, these people don't even look NORMAL.

on a separate note, this is one of the funniest threads i've read this week. thanks guys for making me crack up during this hellish week of midterms :)

Since I cannot stop thinking, laughing, pondering about Cisco Adler's balls, I have to say it. Okay, here goes...

Cisco Adler's balls weigh more than her.

Whew, there I said it, I am done for today. No more thoughts about those balls.

You know, when I saw that pic of Cisco Adler, and knew I could click and see it all, something in the deep recesses of my subconscious said "No! Don't look!" I am so glad I heeded that cry, because it sounds like many of you are haunted by those balls, haunted in your nightmares, haunted in wakefulness, haunted beyond redemption. I feel for you.

Please, if you haven't looked at them, go look. It is the eight wonder of the world.

When I am having a bad day, my children are driving me nuts, the toilet is overflowing, the mortgage payment is due, I close my eyes and picture those things, then I think about all the hilarious comments from that post, I laugh, then I cry, and all is good with the world.

I think she looks fine. Her fingers are fine most piano players i know have fingers like that. She was not fat before on her own it was coming off of drugs. It makes you gain weight. SHe dieted and did not know when to stop kknow shes fine. SHes what 5'2" 85-100 pounds is normal.

I know someone will respond later. How many piano players do i know alot to school some nights practice everyday. Im on Rachmaninoff prelude c and g, beethoven moonlight sonata, and per lasson crescendo.

I am not stupid im pretty sure you are not and will never be in my status as you will find from going on my myspace. Yiur only proving what i have in my profile.

Finally why cant we realize peopl are of different bidy types naturally. I think the reason we bitch about anorexia, steroid use, and inheritance is because they potentially make that person more attractive. Their are more obese or pretty damn close people on this board and america than anorexics in this world.

I defend her because i can associate with her.
Who knows if it will last look at reese and ryan.

I think you may be right, Nicole and Joel, excuse the rhyme, visited Los Angeles jewellery store XIV Karats on February 19. Nicole tried on several ruby necklaces before buying one for half-price at $7000. Then they both looked at the engagement rings, which were also in the sale...by they way..she must have shit the tape worm...she's getting fat

So is that how desperate you get when Hillary Duff holds out on you for 2 years? You finally bang a skank and you are ready to marry them?

When clowns like this gain three pounds, everyone says they look so great, when in reality, they still look anorexic, just not in danger of dying anymore.
However, she loves compliments, and teenaged girls love role models! So let's all encourage her to just stop where she is, before she gets pudgy - alllllll over again.

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous They're always complainin always complainin If money is such a problem They got mansions I think we should rob them Lifestyles of the rich and famous

You know, she actually looks pretty great in these pics. She was too plump when she was Paris's bestie, and she was hideous when she looked like an orange and emaciated horse foetus, but now her arms and legs look really healthy-sized...it's just the sunnies that are ridiculously large.

I've never worn nail polish, so I can't say, but it wouldn't seem to be that difficult to keep it either nice looking or gone. I mean, how hard can it be?

Look at that puny ring. Joel Madden is one cheap motherfucker.

there's actually nothing visibly wrong with these pics. i see girls walking around like this everyday. unless i'm the one that's not normal??? ahhh. who cares? this isn't news (gossip). good we all know she's still mobile. if i rolled off the couch to grab my vibrator will i get media exposure? oops i forgot to wear panties... where's my flipping reward? can't these people come up with better subtitles for this crap? (p.s. yes i said some generic ass scenarios but you get the idea.)

i believe she's fatter than mary-kate ...HAHAHA fatter

...just u and ur hand

...keep your drink
...jus give me the money...

plan b from outer space ?

there is no plan c

If the starbuck macchiatos is plan B then i stick to plan A i think.Plan A is homemade macchiatos?

'Fish guy forgot to state that Richie's diet solely consists of not only bourgeois coffee, but flakes of 'sassy red-orexic' nailpolish. How else would she get her daily source of varnish and petrolatum???

Hmmm, I thought she was working for Starbucks and trying out their new marketing promotion, bringing coffee to customer's cars.

Maybe I'm just used to seeing her so skinny or something, but i swear she looks healthier. Does anyone else think she looks like she put on a few pounds? I'd consider her at a healthy weight now.

I cant believe i just said that :P she looks good though.

Look at the first pic from the left,isn't that a ringpull from a can of beer she's wearing as an engagementring?I don't know to who she might be engaged but it must be a really broke guy who gave her this 'ring'.When he gave her this ringpull,he probably told her to keep on her dark sunglasses for protection of her eyes.Otherwise this 'precious piece of shiny silver jewellery' might damaged her eyes.She probably doesn't know it's a ringpull...

NICE FMPs

#60)It's 'damage' not 'damaged'.Because you're so hot and handsome i forgive you this for now.

#62)Did i mention you're also about 5'10" (barefeet) of hot manflesh?According to the nw-european standards it's just a little below average but i don't even really care.

i agree with everyone that thinks nicole is looking "healthier"...wtf is wrong with everyone that thinks she looks so grossly anorexic? you all must be those fat ass cows i see on the street with green eyes on the street shoveling greasy ass french fries down your mouth and calling everyone an anorexic skank.

Maybe hanging out with the Oslens will do something about this fat fuck's weight. Stupid Starbuck's sipping sissies.

atleast skinnny looks better then fat! Nicole is way more attractive then any fat person!

Why would they bother getting married? Aren't celebrities supposed to live together and have a baby first?

She's a fat fuck.

WHO MAKES THOSE BEAUTIFUL SHOES? GUCCI? LABOUTIN? I need a pair just like 'em!!

Please they only been dating 2 months and they supposedly engaged. I smell another Britney Spears story!!!!

omg, I really like her shoes too! they are awesome!!

doesn't everyone understand that that's the oldest publicity trick in the book?