Mar 29 2007Natasha Lyonne still alive, still very very ugly

I have no idea who this is?

And why is she wearing a trash bag?

bow-wow-zer.

*shudder* I wouldn't fuck that with Paris Hilton's dick.

I'm pretty sure she's packing cats somewhere in her person.

I always enjoy seeing U-list "celebrities" who basically crash a red carpet in a desperate attempt to get media coverage [you just KNOW there was an 'incident' as she tried to walk onto the red carpet]

As the Man From Glad would say : Simple. Yet fuctional.

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lol @4.
She has on a machine gun pendant. Got it from the five n' dime gumball machine.

Is it ugliness, or did she develop Downs Syndrome (that would better explain the bag ... and the face)?

@7 even so, she should have gone for the ForceFlex with Odor Guard line, as she is a homeless drug addict who carries around all sorts of paraphernalia and human waste products.

I don't think that her having sex with a dog would qualify as beastiality.

The dog, however, would need to do a coyote impersonation the next day. "Knaw, knaw."

haha 11, that's why she needs her garbage bag dress!

She's carrying her weight around in the strangest places... If you want to make a comeback, you have to look good, whatshername.

I thought she was Giovanni Ribisi's sister? If so, wouldn't be she quasi-famouse by default? Like Maggie Gyllenhall.

I think she is now into EATING dogs!!

detroit rock city

WTF! I just threw up my V8. And I needed that! With some vodka, of course.

Since when do they photograph bodyguards as well on the red carpet?

Didn't she almost die? What was up with that?

Ya know sex with a blender does seem like a resonable alternative, as does dunking my dong in a pirahna tank.

JESUS FUCKING JUMPED UP CHRIST! Is someone on her way to the the Transgender Longshoremen conference? God DAMN, that is a whole lot of ugly woman.

Maybe she's a nice smile,could be painted on her face but at least it's a beginning.

Yes jrz, It is in Long Beach CA every year at the local 237

Excellent! This one must be the Grand Poobah this year.

nice smile............ looks like the joker.

I think it/she is the Grand Poohbah

You males in here are all big talkers, but if she bent over in front of you and offered you the chocolate highway, you'd crank that sucker like a Model T without a second thought.

On that note, I must go a-vomiting.

This chick is an ugly lesbian freak from hell. Her face is so bloated and she looks like a dude.

Isn't that Tori Spelling?

She looks like she is wearing the Marilyn Munroe mask from the movie "Tommy". I still have nightmares.

@27, you've gone too far madam!

*in Ricardo Montalban voice*

You, sicken me...

HollyJ - in most cases I would have to agree with you. But I don't think I could do this one. And if I did, I would need more than a hand crank, it would have to be and electric starter

to quote Eddie Murphy, she clench up her butt cheeks and rip your dick off.

to quote Eddie Money, "Baby, Hold On!"

My dog ran out of the room.

Please tell me this is a cruel Photoshop. That's not Natasha Lyonne. There is no fucking hint of Natasha Lyonne in that fucking fat garbage-bag wearing whore. Is there???

So her disease was turning-into-a-fat-mother-fucking-ugly-bloated-bitch-itis????

Looks like her sex change operation is almost complete....

Sure is going to make one hell of an ugly man though

Good lord, that girl fell out on the ugly tree - and hit every branch on the way down

Shut up. She is beautiful creature of the planet earth.

-Hippie Dork (Lazy Dork's Brother)

this is what a heroin addiction and hepatitis-c will do for you.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9013110/

Who?

and #27 - hell no!

Chocolate highway!?

My fucking GOD!!

Damn, her face looks like the ass end of an English Bulldog.

With lipstick.

#40, isn't it a little early to be drinking?

She almost died because she was on heroin and I think meth, developed hepatitis, etc. She's probably pumped up on steroids becaseu all her organs were screwed up.

This fatty was a meth addict?

FRIST are you still out there

@47 She was reeeeeally fucked-up she had to be evicted from a town house rented to her by that guy from The War at Home. There were feces smeared on walls, so yes, she went medieval.

That's fucking excellent! She out Margot Kiddered Margot Kidder!

So, is that a picture of Janet Reno at age 25 or what?
[shudder]
GACK!!!!

there are some people whom you can take them out of the trash but you just can't the trash out of them.

These literal, non-facetious headlines are making me sick to my ass.

'When garbage goes bad...'

Seriously, people really need to have a family member or friend tell them frankly and sincerely that they are dressing like a five year old.

and she doesn't even know how to pose well.

I am FRIST!!! I'm here. I'm alive. And I'm not wearing a garbage bag. I'm going to go buy some dryer sheets. Does anybody care? Yeah, I didn't think so. Bye!!!

FRIST!!! Are you sure you aren't FROST!!!?
Downey for the dryer.

Why do fat people sometimes decide to wear the smallest clothes ever?? She could really do with a turtleneck sweater right about now.

Wow. She looks like the finished product from one of those childrens craft kits where you put stickers on a balloon to make a face. Too bad the kid working on her face was high on glue. Someone needs to pop it and put it out of its misery.

who is she?

Oh noes! Average woman crashes shitty--even by designed to be shitty standards--movie premiere! Repent! The end is near!

Oh well. She needs a lot less make up, a less revealing dress, and some decent shoes. Yeetch.

But yeah, if she bent over. . .

Oh, leave her alone. Did she dare not to look like a bombshell and violate your god-given right to beat off to every picture of a female? She can look any way she wants. Stop objectifying women.

no matter what she looks like, she's a pretty funny actress. I like her, pick on someone else.

shouldn't she be driving drunk somewhere?

I like her outfit...heroin sheik
Did I spell that right?
Eh...who cares

tan

I knew you could stuff alot of trash in those new Force Flex garbage bags but Damn....

#62 Get a grip - just what do you think this site is? And it's equal opportunity objectifying, too, so spare me that militant crap. "Bombshell"? Please - she's being criticized for having terrible taste and trying to shove it up our noses. No one's not buying it, so go cry about it elsewhere. And if YOU wear a dress from the Heftybag collection in sympathy, you won't have to Scotchguard it for boohoo tears.

Jimbo 32. You'd could do it - She's just a double-bagger (no pun intended re her outfit). I hear anal electrodes help with that kind of thing...

wtf is that?

**OUCH**

I say ouch, not because I'm now blinded, but because I chipped my tooth when I bent over the toilet bowl to throw up!

DAMN PORCELAIN

lol she reminds me of fungus

@62...SHUT IT BIMBO, and go get me a beer, *CHOP* *CHOP*

Poor girl, I can't be mean to her. Mother Nature has dished out enough whoopass on this one.

...uh...that looks like a picture of Clay Aiken post-op.

actually, I changed my mind... it just looks like Clay Aiken in a trash bag.

She's even uglier than Kirsten Dunst. A feat I didn't think possible. Wow...

Awww, remember when she was on PeeWee's Playhouse and we had such high hopes for her?

with looks like that and a dog fucking fetish....I'm getting tingley

This list is missing one comment.
"I'd hit it."

WOW...Glad Trash Bags really are strong and durable.

Hefty, Hefty, Hefty, ...Wimpy, Wimpy, Wimpy

WO WO WO
Taking this waaaay too far man! So she might not be as pretty as you expect her to be, is there really any need to accuse her of raping cats and developing downsyndrome? Yeah let's make fun of a serious ilness. Such Losers. It's you kinda people that go on about how celebs are making teenage girls annorexic and encouraging a negative body image. When in fact the only people doing this is you! The minute a "big" celebrity is seen out n about you can't wait to get in there and slag them off! sad. She's not even ugly

http://hollywoodsquared.com/ urging you not to take your life if you are this unattractive.

She bears an uncanny resemblance to my nieghbours annual creepy ass Jack O latren.

I thought it was Chastity Bono, after the makeover.

She's obviously off the Heroin now, that would explain her face porking up.

Is it just me or does she really look like Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre??

Creature from hell.

I'm gonna have nightmares about things bursting out of my garbarge.

I will admit, this outfit does bear some resemblance to a trash bag. However, give the b*tch some credit. Natasha is a talented actress who has been working since Pee Wee's Playhouse. How many of y'all overcame heroin (maybe meth too) addiction last year and? She's got style, determination, and she owns her demons. The next director to provide her with a comeback role will be lucky. Shut up, haters!

I like how in the MSNBC article they reason her hepatitis was contracted on a movie set instead of y'know...by shooting herion with filthy junkies.

Also she doesn't crash red carpet affairs for publicity, its the catered events that follow. Her presence sends shivers down the spines of even the bravest of hollywood caterers.

Be sweet to Natasha-she almost died! Maybe she can turn things around for herself-but not with all the mean things being said!

she's on the red carpet. Guess who's not...

you?

hmm...

Ok, I come to this site a lot and chuckle with glee at the things you people have to say, but I've never felt the need to contribute anything because so many of you do it so much better than I ever could.

But here's where I have to step up and do my part.

I've always been at least kinda into Natasha because to me, she has a sort of trashy, tomboy, jersey girl next door thing going on, and that shit can be hot. I never knew her name, but I dug her in Slums of Beverley Hills so there it is.

IMAGINE MY FUCKING SHOCK AND AWE after I realized why the name was so familiar to me.
Seriously? It looks like she stepped out of her taxi and onto the red carpet only to be attacked by swarms and bees and red ants. Then some papparazzi decided to share the last of his heroin with her in exchange for a few pics to put in his "private collection".

either that, or the guy who runs FISH is lying to us and photoshopped Rocky Dennis from the movie Mask into the most disgusting dress(?) I've ever seen.

Shes been through hell being addicted to Heroin (Prolly that evil little terminator kid edward furlongs doing)
and almost dying from catching Hep C while filming "the grey zone" in bulgaria, which I still dont know how you catch HepC even in bulgaria without unprotected sex or sharing syringes or 40 years of heavy alcahol abuse.
Anyway she used to look extremelly beautifull ans sexy look at her in movies such as "the slums of beverly hills" she was most certainly horny looking in that..
At 28 she looks about 40 which just shows you what Heroin and drugs and Hanging out with John Conner who plays with terminators and steals money from atm machines can do to you.
Shes almost died, shes recovered, shes trying to live again, I think that deserves some credit (look at Anna Nicole Smith).
All I can say is soon we better get a pic of her boobies for all the trouble shes caused.

I'd do her... If I could find about 20 condoms to use....

Well seriously... I would give her a ride to a NA meeting... and well... if she stayed clean for more then a few months, I'd do her... Again with about 20 condoms on.

But anyway... I suspect that some of you are just happy to see a fallen star and make fun of her... makes you feel good about yourself most likely.

I'll bet Natasha Lyonne likes pirates. Dan, J.D. and I like pirates. Do you like pirates?

Ouch, this is brutal. She is/was an actress with 40 major motion picture credits. Always had a bad attitude and eventually the bad attitude turned into a bad life.

YOU PPL ARE NUTS!
She is that fat and ugly because a horse pumped her ass. With every thrust air was pumped in to her and made her bloat.
My advice: Stay away from air pumping 5 foot long thigh thick horse *****!

i just saw a movie with Natasha Lyonne when she was 19 and she's a brilliant actress, amazing really considering how she can step into a role. so i googled her and stumbled upon all the info abut her life and latest problems and this site at last. let me tell you - what you do here is depraved. she had a hard life, and none of us have any idea what she's been through so who are we to judge? yes she's looking different right now, yes she has some problems, heck who doesn't? and personally i don't think it's right to judge a woman or any person only by their fuck-ability, that's so deranged! it makes me wonder about the pickle-dick grunting apes who posted some of those comments (though that'd be a great disservice to apes everywhere). all i can say it good on her for trying to build back her life, she's a person and an interesting one and i hope all goes well for her but really all i'm interested in is her acting not her private life - as should everyone else with half a life of their own. you people who trash her are such pathetic losers, i bet you're making yourselves feel better by putting someone else down. so long!

She was hot in "Slums Of Beverly Hills".

WTF is that?

I guess I saw more of this at http://loadingvault.com

I honestly don't think she's really that ugly just doesn't know how to work with what she's got. She's clearly not famous enough to have someone do that kind of stuff for her. She would probably look prettier in a dress that was well more figure flattering and her make up is all wrong. With a little work though she wouldn't be so bad.