Mar 28 2007Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen to get plastic surgery

firrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssst.

whats wrong with thier noses???

third!! OK their noses are pretty cute stupid ass kids.

they've already had twin nose jobs. see:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004162.html

i hope they botch one- the smug, sane one.

eeessshhhh

remember the good ole days when everyone was looking forward to them hitting 18? :(

Somebody better take all the mirrors out of their house while they are under the knife. When they come out with pig noses a'la twilight zone they are seriously going to go on a killing spree. I would compare them to the Joker from Batman, they they are used to seeing that in the mirror every day.

Is it Halloween already?

Schack, what is the answer to the question you asked me?

Is White Zombie going on tour again? Their back-up singers are ugly.......

Those two are just fucking scary!!! I hope they get their noise and their face and theit tits and every inch of the bodies fixed. they could turn a straight man into a flaming HOMO

it's the feeling of a double-ended dildo. come on, that was suck a clear reference to your comment about the strap-on.

Jesus - somebody make these celebrities stop with the plastic surgery. When will people learn that it just makes you look silly. Give me a natural woman any day over a fake one.

That is what I thought, but I wanted to hear the answer from you. And how do you know about this????

i have a lively imagination

AT least do something fucking interesting like get another arm added or 'ONE BIG EYE' for a face or something.

I thought these two were ugly little children on Full House. I still think they are ugly little dwarfs (sorry, that was redundant). And now they look like death warmed over. Long live Xenu!

They just need to eat. Somebody make them eat, please.

I hope something better comes up on this site soon. It is not even fun to make nasty comments about these two scary bithes. Where are their parents? I would not let me kids out of the house looking like that with out a bag in thier hands as they go door to door asking for candy.

How Lively?

Those two are beyond help ... but there IS hope for race-relations yet. Check out the salt & pepper rump humpers holding hands in the background. You GO girls !

With any luck they will look like Jocelyn Wildenstein after the sugery.

Two spoiled insecure children with no supervision...this is going to get ugly.

I'm more interested in count blackula in the background, looks like he'r ready to suck on that white meat.

Give me some of your tears gypsy... or I will take.

19... nice little site. gwenyth paltro is like a living replica of an old aristocrats portrait. i hope she suffocates in her own stuffiness.

jimbo- so lively that i can picture you as a rich stud who's bored to death of life and dying for salvation.

oh, and you have a southern accent but you're educated and an atheistic pantheist

I still see two twin monkeys staring at me. Fucking monkeys!

I hope the doc gives them Jimmy Durante noses.

That is pretty lively but incorrect. I am far from bored and when ever they apply the holy water to my forehead, it just boils and evaporates into thin air.

The only southern accent I have is from Southern California. "Atheistic pantheist” Those are big words for this place. But that is incorrect too.

so what are you?

These broads are another Michael Jackson in the making. Next thing you know they're going to be requesting big, red baboon asses to match their monkey faces.

It is to long and complex for this place

hah. where does this feeling that someone has made the rules 'here,' which is clearly weighing on you, even come from? for god's sake, man!

28. lmAo. i have a feeling they already DO have baboon asses. cocaine is a stimulant. stimulants speed up (among other things) peristalic motions and rectal secretions. in short, coke makes you shit. since they don't wear diapers, but subsist on coke, they must find themselves holding it in, which pressure causes hemmaroids (sp). the beauty of science, right there.

Finally, a truly funny comment from Mr. Superfish!
Just like in the good 'ole days of yorn.
Keep up the good stuff!

I don't give a rip about any rules in here. Where else can I send you the info

Haha "they both love changing their looks"...when did plastic surgery become such a casual, nonchalant type of thing that it can be considered a regular look change. When I want to "chanege my look", I think about getting my hair cut, or shaving, but not getting a nose job.

But I'm thinking this is all a ploy. They're really going in to get implants (cuz lets face facts, if anyone could use implants, it's these two!!!), but they're gonna try to be all sneaky about it and deflect attach away from their chests and get everyone to focus on the noses instead. They think they're so damn smart, like we won't notice! Bastards!

And "Face Off" was an excellent movie!

i don't have a myspace or anything like that, and i kind of think that if i post my email address, half of these mo-fos whom i love so much are gonna harass me... why don't you just tell me?

Check out the Tori Birch posting.

I thought they looked like little heroin addicts. But once they get M.J. chopped off and collapsed noses they will just like coke heads. And that is sooo 80's...

And if they get implants instead then who will buy the PlayBoy edition when the rebel goes naked? Oh God - what if the REALLY anorexic one goes nude!

*shiver*

Will Dr. Raj put this one under filename Project X?

@36 She'll be sexy like this
http://www.com.cuhk.edu.hk/varsity/9603/eating1.jpg

#4 - I was going to post the exact same link lol

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004162.html

I really hope they don't change it too much.

I wish Ashley would start auditioning and trying to be an actress without the weaker twin dragging her down

why does it always look like they are sucking their teeth to make those weird smirks?

baaaaaaaad ass, lambman

They'll always look 12.

oy vey. one looks like The Joker and the other one like a back up singer for Robert Palmer.

I'm hoping they get the surgeon who did Posh Spice's tits.

they already have small noses. what insecure bitches.

"I think it was called Cinderella II: Dreams come true."

Really Superfish? I coulda sworn it was "Grease 3: The Redemption" or "Knight rider: the prequel" or something like that. a real dumb idiot said it was something stupid like "Face Off" or something. wat a punk. lmao

Mary-Kate won't survive surgery...they won't operate on someone that anorexic will they?

She's the only one that needs the nose job, hers is wider than Ashleys.

They are really taking this twin shit too far, do they even realize they are seperate people. I bet when one is talking about herself she refers to herself and "we"

JEEPERS IT'S THE CREEPERS!!!

I hope this is bullshit.
They're pretty girls.
If only they'd smile once in a while. I know they have an empire to run, but what's the point of having it all if it's crushing you?
Delegate some of the work. Ashley is the workaholic between the two, I'll bet.

"They think it will make them look more polished."

There is an old Ukrianian saying that applies: You Can't Polish A Turd.

@50
"They're pretty girls"
oh yea, they're fucking fantastic! i mean everytime i see them...those ghoulish looking faces, the clown make-up and ashley's twin pole, i just wonder "why can't i be pretty?"

...wait. then i realize that if you put these two and Fergie together, Fergie actually DOES look glamourous instead of a restaurant pig with blonde hair...by the way? did anyone see her in Poseidon? why can't that stuff happen to her in real life?

@50 What would "workaholic" look like from this girl? The only work they seem to do is to sign off on their image and name being attached to products for tweens. Aside from that, their main skills are carrying Starbucks cups and staring directly into camera lenses.
They look lobotomized.

@53
"restaurant pig with blonde hair..."
*LOL* That's beautiful.
..but the olsen girls, I don't think they're so bad looking. Their expressions are all that bother me.

@54: Bugman4045,

"They look lobotomized."
Yeah, like I was saying, it's like they have no joy in their lives. I don't pretend to understand, who here is familiar with their day-to-day? I'm not naive enough to belive the image being pushed on us, so...

About time they got those hideous beaks fixed. Now if only the doctor could implant a few inches of vert. they might not resemble trolls.

Why don't they have surgery to try to turn themselves into sea monkeys, with gills and such? Then they could live in an underwater fantasy world where they'd actually be really pretty. I mean, pretty, when compared to other sea monkeys.

#55 tell me i didn't really post that. lol

they don't need nose jobs...

they need to go on "What not to Wear"

My GOD!!!

They are both so FAT!!!! Lose some weight you fucking pigs.

To quote the great Pat Benatar, "It's a little too late..."

Someone plase tell me why these two always look like they just came off the ho-stroll on 10th street and manhattan? love the red lipstick though

Ugh, this bothers me. Their noses are so cute anyway. Why change them? Ironically, I was just thinking about a week ago that I wish my nose looked like that. Their faces are going to look disproportionate and weird if their nose sizes are changed in any considerable way.

These two are in no way cute, plastic surgery or not. (Though the whole idea of these two little goblins getting matching plastic surgery is heinous.) What really needs to be done is for someone (surgically or not... not surgically would be better I think, the back of someone's hand would do just fine actually) to smack those affected pouts off their faces. I can't deal with two little gobliny things looking so fussed and upset all the time when their whole existence consists of drinking coffee, smoking cigs, and putting together fucked-up outfits.

they need to fix their faces, looking like the joke from batman

There are only two kinds of plastic surgery these two should be forced to have; either they complete their transformation into ducks by getting feathers implanted to go with their duck-billed faces, or they should get matching head amputations.

Having broomsticks as arms and legs,these 2 creatures could be the brides of Pinocchio.I hope Pinocchio likes lettuceleafs for dinner.

of course it would be matching

Hey, MK&A I've got an idea, you wanna look more polished, THEN STOP DRESSING LIKE A PAIR OF FUCKING HOBOS! I've seen homeless people with a better ideas of fashion.

I AM BEEN HYPM-O-TIZED!

I don't think they are very pretty anyways. Who cares what they do?

Myself and Mary-Kate and Ashley share the same birthday. Friday, June 13th, 1986. Maybe that's why we're so freakish. Friday the 13th...hrmm.

Would all of you post the same comments or express the same condemnatory remarks if these two young ladies were your twin sisters?

Why are they getting plastic surgery. Who NOSE.

Do they even have teeth? I've never seen them.

I guess that's what can happen when you have more money then you know what to do with...

On the bright side... they could pass for Michael Jackson's missing triplet brothers or sisters, or whatever...

they look fine.
i realy dont see the problem here.
shut up and be pretty!!!!!!!

I don't think so. Very unlikely. Look at the way they are smiling. I do that facial expression for pictures as well. Sure, it makes your nose smaller, but it makes your lips look like a duck (try it, flex those nose muscles). Their noses look natural and imperfect, just like before.

all of yall need to sutup

there noses are fine!!!

i dare one of yall to type me back

i am so with you Natasha!!!!!

i belive yall all would feel bad if you were one of them. PIG NOSES!!!!

HOLY JESUS what is that thing on the left?!...

Sometimes I seriously doubt either one of these skanks have teeth. I've never seen them. They always look like they're sucking lemons.