Mar 13 2007Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen still scary as hell

Fuck this shit.

They look like rocker blonde chimps...planet of the apes anyone?

It's Killer Clown from Outer Space VS Return of the Living Dead

Those "Full House" days are gone forever.

BRAINS! Must eat brains!

F*ckin' zombies!

On the right in that third pic down, is that a bush baby with a hair knot?

#2-yes. Cornelius!

They need to stop with the weird little smirky-pout.

those aren't even zombies anymore. they're like your average stray dogs that you almost run over because their ugly asses keep stepping in front of ur car.
~N@ughty

Is it just me, or are they more frightening when they attempt to smile?

Is it really a smile, or are they even capable of smiling?

Now I have a headache.

maybe its just me and i have gone delusional. but those pics especially the first one reminded me of jack nicholson as the joker in that batman movie.Esp. with Mary Kate and the red lipstick, so I think she should try out for the movie as like the joker's daughter or something....but then again, that wouldn't work, you have to act and you have to at least smile or laugh, which i don't know if thats feasible

undead monchichi's

and you know they stand in front of the mirror saying, "damn, I still got it going on. Man, I look hot".

With staffers, fluffers and bobbers yup-yuppin all the way to the bank.

luv the zoolander pursed-puss on whichever one is which.

maybe they need rehab

:op

they need to lay off the cocaine.

there's no way you can look in the mirror looking like that and think you look good unless you're on a drug that makes everyone think they look good.

plus, those smiles are classic coke vogue.
msssssss. i'm so hot. strike a pose.

But the real question that begs to be answered is which one sucks better dick? The anorexic who delights in a meal that has zero calories yet fills her mouth? Or the junkie who likes to get wasted and act like a pig? Help me, people, whose better at fellatio - Mary Kate, or Ashley?

One word - why?

That aint no god damn pink eye. They got worcestershire sauce in their blood stream.

I always thought they looked like monkeys as kids - if they keep up that lip-poochy chimp pout, in 5 years not even Restylane will be able to help the lip wrinkles.

so terrible of me. but marykate and the joker face.

Here is the actual joker posed by Jack Nicholson

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/a2/300px-JackNicholsonJoker.PNG

They're Morlocks.

totally emos. the other one with the leather jacket. I almost got a jacket like that. and I'm totally emo.

one-of-us one-of-us one-of us one-of-us-one-of-us-one-of-us...

YIKES

remember when they looked so pretty a few years ago?

like this:

http://www.canis.no/postkort/bilder/Mary-Kate-og-Ashley-23.jpg

or like this:

http://www.beerbox.de/img/olsen/images/mka2003-07_jpg.jpg

now my kid has those movies (or the movies those pics are from) and they looked BEAUTIFUL! and you know why? HEALTHY!!!

i can't wait to use them as an example to my 6 year old (when she's old enough in a couple of years) for the reason why we EAT healthy food (and don't starve) and why we DON'T SMOKE.

sad, really.

whenever i feel 'fat' (and i'm not at all, i'm a healthy 5'6" and 125 pounds), i just need to look at these chics and i have my reason for not trying to lose 15 pounds and be too skinny.

oh my god, vix... you're sooooo totally fat!

125, 5.6"?! that's more than britney weighs. why would you tell people that?

I believe that particular Zoolander "pursed puss" sported by MK is Le Tigre but it's almost Ferrari, definitely not Magnum though.

I don't even understand how these two ever get boyfriends. They never look like they're having fun, they never dress sexy, are too emaciated, and you know they're a couple of frigid bitches in bed. What gives?

And what's up with the stupid pursed lips look? GIVE IT UP!

I guess this is just what happens when you're young, rich, and bored as hell.

Pretty sad to you know you peaked at age 15

Shouldn't they be like very poor already?

25. lmao (and i'm simultaneously writing a paper that supposed to certifiably kill laughter)

you can read minds?

well, 26, even though they have more money than god, their boyfriends dump always dump them. i'm assuming that means that they buy them, until the boys realize that the job isn't wortth all the money in the world.

Where is their mother? Maybe hanging out with Dina Lohan. Shame shame shame.

they probably spend so much time shitting their little starving cokehead brains out that their vaginas are veritable yeast factories

Why is this surprising? I always thought these girls were the undead since they were babies on that Uncle Jesse show. I think their mom did crack, and when they were born she was like, "Wow, twins! Let's get them to Hollywood and put them to work so I can score some more CRACK!!" I mean the ONLY reason these girls are famous is because they lucked out. As twins, they were easily cast, when one of them's crying, the OTHER one can work. If it weren't for that, they would just be regular ridiculous looking emo wannabe jerks.
Wow, some people have all the luck!!!

Oh Dear God

Why does this remind me so much of the children of the damned?

schack: 125 lbs. 5'6" is not fat at all.

Unless, of course, you think twigs, sticks and coat stands are hot... then I can see where you're coming from -- though I wouldn't understand why, seeing as I like women's bones to have some flesh on them, not just emaciated skin.

OMG!!!! It's particularly funny cuz, really, this isn't like one of those situations when a celebrity got caught making a funny face, or going for a quick coffee run without combing their hair or whatever, in this case these girls really did decide that this is how they wanted to be seen in public at a big fashion event. they WANTED to look this way. damn that's funny.

ashley doesn't look as bad.

imran karim

Ashley may not look as bad, but that's not saying much considering the nightmare she's being compared to.

I hate the way their lips purse together like a duck bill.

cobra- how did you know that i was fucking a coat-stand when i wrote that. god, coat stands are soooooooo hot.

This is what happens when you have all the money in the world...and you have no reason whatsoever to use ANY brain power. Also see...Britney, Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, etc. Look at their faces...it's a stretch for their brains to tell their bodies to breathe.

It's like they are trying to look bad. The thing that annoys me is that without all that horrible makeup and gothic clothing they are really pretty girls.

I honestly think its an individuality thing. Because they have been child stars there whole lives i think this is their way of showing everyone that they aren't the girls everyone thought they knew on Full House. I dunno - maybe they are just weird.

How old are they? 20? 20 years old people shouldn't look like this.

Mary-Kate looks like that one Crazy Art teacher that every college has. The one that wears scarves and has that long grey wirey hair that she still wears down her back with long black dresses and witchy boots.

The kind of teacher who is 80 years old but will still read poetry in class about sex and talk about her trips to Greece as a young girl and the young man that "Opened her to life" etc...

Basically what I'm saying is that MK looks like a crazy cat lady.

As for Ashley, did they catch the guy that slugged her both her eyes?

20 years old.
They will NOT age well.

#45 That was me. I like to slug people half my size.

And then I eat their brains.

They look like a couple of fucking lemurs

GAH! That first pic could be the game cover for Silent Hill 5! *shudders*

So I didn't notice the very pronounced duck lips in the earlier pictures - did they train their lips to do that? Perhaps they used a vice?

Joker, Joker, Joker

Eyes... can't resist... eyes. Eyes.. tell me what.. to do. Must buy new... shoes. Mary-Kate... and Ashley... shoes. Must wear... ugly clothes...

they'll have successful careers eventually - when they're 60 they can star in a new series of "Leprechaun" movies.

These two creatures look an awful lot like '70's Olympic gymnasts from Russia. Hollow eyes,skinny,and underdeveloped, and the vain attempts at makeup that fail miserably.On second thought though, they actually just look French.

I'm confused. which is which? One looks like shes all paranoid and on crack, the other looks like she should be telling fortunes with Cleo. What the hell happened to these two?

I'm telling you. Mary Kate is the witch from Big Fish!

#10- Totally agree. The Jocker's offspring.

What's about Ashley's eyes in the third pic? O__o
Oh my god, she's trying to kill someone with her x-ray eyes!!

I wish they would stop doing that stupid thing with their lips (look like an ape begging for a kiss)

I dont know what the heck is up with everyone. Im fucking 5 4 and 98 lbs and i worked HARD for this!! You know you all want it and yyall are just jealous!!!

AND BONES ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!! you dont know what its like to wake up to a a sunken stomach below your hipbones and knowing everyone is always staring at you!!!!

<3<3<3 Olsens

Lindsey!

That's The Beginning Of A New Dawn...
DAWN OF The DEAD!!!
HAhahahaha

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

WHY YES IT IS!!!!!! :)

So what the hell is up with that face they are always making? That weird pout thing? No one smiles like that. Have they trained their mouthes into doing it to make us think they have sexy naturally pouty lips? Cuz we all know they don't.

8ballL<3VER !!!

Your a friggin moron. Men do not think that is hot at all. Why would you wanna fuck someone you were afraid you were gonna break in half? I am NOT saying men like cubby girls, but thin with some curves...thats feminine and that is sexy. You sound like an anorexic nasty ass twit, can't wait till you die of kidney failure.

HAHA your a skank!

"AND BONES ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!! you dont know what its like to wake up to a a sunken stomach below your hipbones and knowing everyone is always staring at you!!!!"

I don't know what you were going for here but, I'm guessing it wasn't for sexy.

skank

Who said anything about guys????!!!

And if bones are so 'hideous' then why is every runway from milan to paris adorned with 'skeletons', and THEY are fukin gorgeous?????? yah.. news flash, Bones are HARD AS SHIT to get and NOT MANY PEOPLE CAN GET THEM, NO WILLPOWER!! and once you have em you appreciate em. its a nice feeling having something only a select few can get, and the more bones you have, the more respect you get. yall are not in the circle sry.

aren't these girls 19 or 20? god they look worn out. i guess "vampire" is the new look this year.

8ballL<3VER...Your writing sucks ass. You need to eat a Damn Sammich!

Oh and btw people stare at you when your out because they are afraid your about to die and they might have to resuscitate you. Then they ponder "oh crap if I have to revive this skinny ass skank, will I break her ribs in the process? Gross! I'll just let her die"

And most guys do not find supermodels attractive. The reason they are models to begin with is because the designers are trying to show off the clothes. So what better way to display them then on a walking hanger? Besides that their faces are usually busted, another way not to distract anyone from the art of the clothing...retard

oh yeah...Skank!

Look likes they just came out a closet,after years.Look at the first pic,this caucasian guy on the background looks black in contrast with them.

These girls are too stupid to know how to do drugs, even badly.

They look like morons.

If you think they are ugly now, just wait and see how ugly they'll be in 30 years!

Wow. I always wondered what the crypt keeper looked like. I never knew thre was 2 of them though!

*Mary-Kate looks so excited to be photographed smokng a cig!*

@66...I would think you are kidding but I've got a sinking suspicion that you ARE that stupid. Therefore having concluded that you are to stupid to live, please delete yourself immediately from humanity.

Just take a leap from the nearest fifty-story window.

AHH THEY SHOULD DO A FULL HOUSE REUNION EPISODE! HOLY SHIT THAT WOULD BE SCARY! YOU GOT MICHELLE TANNER AND HER EVIL TWIN OR MORE EVIL TWIN??, STEPHANIE TANNER THE METH DEALER, D.J TANNER.. SHE'S NORMAL. DANNY TANNER AS THE PORN STAR. JESSE............. THE LONELY ONE. JOEY GLADSTONE... HOOKED UP WITH JESSIE.. THEY ARE LOVERS.. THAT WOULD BE ONE EXCELLENT EPISODE!!

Hideous

8ballL<3VER- Hey Dumb Ass, guess what looks better than you skeletor? My awesome sculpted muscles!! And they take way more hard work, dedication and sweat than just not eating. You stupid Meth head. You think you have will power? See me when you can bench press your weight. Oh wait, your arms would snap first. Go ahead, I need a laugh after seeing these scary bitches!!!!!!

Wow, monkeys in makeup. And a troll trying to be provocative.

Just another day at the Superficial!

I can't tell which the ugly drug addict one is now?

mary kate reminds me of courtney love in those last two.

ugh.

#24, #36 HELL, I'D KILL FOR MY WIFE TO BE 125LBS. HELL, I MIGHT KILL MYSELF IF SHE DOESN'T GET THERE SOON...(or maybe just kill the dog...)

U.G.L.Y they ain't got no alibi...They UGLY!! They UGLY!!

Look into their eyes, there's nothing inside there. Maybe they had their souls sold to the devil in exchange for all that money and fame. They sure look like it.

Seeeexxxxyyyy....and these were the bitches everyone was waiting for to turn 18. It's like they were so hot, then the second they turned 18 they got uglier than a pile of dog shit. Ironic.

God they are scary!
I cannot believe they are only 20.
and they seriously do look like ape children.

I mean you would think with all that money they could afford to buy some fashion sense.

shit, i don't understand why these two became so fucked up,they used to be so cute, and now, i don't even understand how they've managed to stay rich after having done nothing since they were like ten or something

someone should tell their hairdresser that they need to lock up the peroxide when they're done because obviously the twins have gotten into it and are huffing it like it's their job.

8ballL<3VER is a retarded teenager who subscribes to those anorexia blogs. I'd love to meet her parents so I could kick their fucking teeth in for ignoring their child and turning her into a starving headcase looking for love on the internet. Today--message boards & blogs, tomorrow--meeting online strangers in undisclosed locations. Superb, we'll all have to foot the bill for the prison term of the sick fuck who kills her. Way to go, Mom and Dad!! :|

Back to the issue at hand...those little bitches are spooky. I can almost hear them saying, "They're coming to get you Barbara!"

They should totally come out with a new tv show. The blonde can play the whacky, extroverted, hippie and the one with the hairknot so tight it's sucking back her cheeks can play the straight-laced overachiever. They'll have whacky misadventures where they attempt to divy a bag of coke between themeselves but greed rears its ugly head and they start to fight over who gets the biggest half. Eventually they'll both be covered head to toe in cocaine and learn a valuable lesson about sharing, and sisterhood, in the process.

You are all such asses. The sisters live their lives as they wish, laughing all the way to the bank. You are all such asses.

Oh, Ashley might be ok...but Mary-Kate...!
Uhhh... gone bit too far. Of course being an asshole telling that they look like zombies is naughty, but thats what it goes- you want this life- you live this life.

jomanov, I thought they still own "Dualstar"?
Thats why.

im sure reading all these hateful comments will help them feel better about themselves and get the help they need.....NOT. you people have nothing better to do than down strangers about there looks and health. surely theres more constructive things to do with your time. how bout join a charity or organization that helps people like them get the help they need. just a thought, but then being a constructive part of society doesnt interest any of you huh???? yea i thought not. Im so glad that I was raised with dignity and respect to lend a hand and help instead of ridicule.

I wonder if they'd let me fuck 'em both at the same time? They can leave the crappy shoes on, no need to take off their tops and reveal their prepubscent breasts. Just some good old fashioned face fucking on one, while the other is kissng her neck. Then right when I'm about to explode, I'd let in about 15 of my closest friends, aroused to the point of expulsion, to run in and make them each look like half melted candles. One at a time though guys. It's just bad form to cum on your bukkake teammates.

We counted down to the day that they'd turn legal age... and then they finally do and this is what we get!!

Am I the only person who saw this coming from a mile away! Fuck, I hated these to pint-sized twerps since they were in diapers. Nevermind the knobs who were waiting for these two dead-flesh zombies to reach 'legal' age...nobody in their right mind should want to 'hit' a platypus-faced troll, let alone a pair of platypus-faced trolls.

There's another billion dollar franchise down the toilet.

Stone Rose... eat shit. They had potential and completely swung the other way to look like troll dolls. Very disappointing.

Ramblebrook, you better sleep with one eye open tonight cause I've told the twins you'd make one tasty meal, shit included...don't be surprised if you wake up to the sound of twin zombies quitely sucking on your putrid flesh as it liquifies off of your bones from the mere contact of their saliva, and the feel of their bony fingers twisting their way up to mine your nether regions. Sleep well.

As a man named Shakespeare once said, "Methinks he doth protest too much." Just own up, all of you haters. You wanna do 'em both. In tandem. Just say the words, and you'll feel a lot better.

@100 -- I made that point already, so I wholeheartedly agree. To paraphrase Bill, "a skank by any other name would smell as fishy". I'd like to slap dick to each of their mouths and see which of them would get the fattest lips. Fuck, we can make it a contest. Then I'd like to ruin their lives by convincing one to get Jordan-sized tits while the other retreats further and further toward her karma: a Park Avenue penthouse full of cats with diamond collars and a snatch as dried and wrinkled as a prune. That's when I'd make my move again.

#66 8ballL<3VER

You asked that if bones are ugly why every runway from Milan to PAris was full of models that were skeletons. Well I got news for you...it's because STRAIGHT GUYS don't control who walks the runways.

Ask yourself this question, what magazines to straight men read? MAXIM, Playboy, etc... now, what magazines do those skeleton models pose in? Vogue, Glamour, and who reads those? Not straight guys thats for damn sure.

So when you sit there on your anorexic ass, the only people you are impressing is other Anorexic women like Ana Wintour, but most guys think you look like a scragley boney piece of shit.

suzy (number 13) I would bet they do need rehab. they look like meth junkies...and what is with that weird pooching of the mouth thing???? do they think they look sexy doing that???? are they THAT delusional??? they are just creepy. I bet a lot of mothers who pushed their daughters into adoring them when they were younger are now revolted by all the money they spent on these two fish-lipped junkies. they were ugly babies, ugly teens and ugly adults, so i don't get why people think they are so great...what do they do? they are famous for what exactly? they have no talent beyond chain-smoking, bed-banging and hag-looking. they brag about being so stylish without the benefit of a stylist. riiiiiiiight! they SERIOUSLY need to consider hiring a stylist...hell, rachel zoe would probably jump at the chance;they already have one requirement down, they don't eat.

@102 -- Spindoc, it's gonna take you a week to get your boot out of 8ballL<3VER's ass. Excellent point.

Nice point Spindoc, and I would like to add how the International Fashion industry is controlled by a bunch of hetero-hating elitist faggots. From top to bottom.

the "thing" on the left looks like the spawn of Christina Aguilera and the Crow gone horribly wrong...

looks like there's a new "tween" market they can tap into now

'tween the living and the dead

they were cute in mary-kate and ashley go to paris...then came the eating disorders!and who the hell told these girls they were fashion icons?one is wearing a pleather jacket+the other has her scraped in2 a bun trailer trash style..ugh.

... since they already have the 'tween human and chimp market cornered....

which fucking one is supposed to be "the good looking" one again???

For the love of God...Will these two just disappear already!!! YUCK! What jokes!!

"I'm a little surprised nobody took them out back and beat them to death with croissants."

I just laughed my ass off when I read that.

These two are heinous.

#110 They look the same to me...so...niether?
Let's all just be grateful these two didn't go the route the other child stars did and put out albums that make our ears bleed (i.e. Lohan, Duff, Hilton-wait Hilton doesn't count as a child star...)

The Beautiful People! Beautiful People!

Dualstar REALLY needs to get Enron-ed

Then in 10 years when they run out of money they'll revert to being semi-attractive gold diggers, because meth-heads can't pull guys like Stavros. Seriously. That dude got out JUST in time.

@99- stonerose... You win. I give up. I don't want anything to do with vampire bagladies.

#66 I totally agree with you on the whole bones, they are really hard to get, I mean first you have to be conceived and then born, and you gotta drink milk to keep them suckers hard.

I saw that photo and actually thought the post was about Goldie Hawn. That's not good at any age. But especially not 20.

HollyJ... thats the funniest shit i read all day

Do they have makeup and fashion stylists? Because if so, they should be tortured to death.

3. Posted by HollyJ on March 13, 2007 12:18 PM

It's Killer Clown from Outer Space VS Return of the Living Dead

LMAO!

Good Gawd. Have they ever heard of... I dunno... blush? Bronzer? THE SUN?

...who wasnt in love with morticia

and ashley has been trying recently...
to be the hot one...

why are all the daughters acting out ?

Ashley used to look somewhat normal. But Mary-kate clearly just doesn't give a shit about promoting good self image. Maybe she doesn't give a shit about her company. She's got her money out of all the teeny boppers and now she can feel free to dress like the old woman from 'The Others' and do as many drugs as she likes.

Wow.

Where's Kate Beckinsale to slice these two Lycand bitches up?!

The one on left is the spawn of Anna Nicole S and The Crow. The one on the right belongs to Angelina J and Derek Zoolander.

Do they ever show their teeth? Probably, but you only see them as they are about to plunge into your neck.

Do they ever show their teeth? Probably, but you only see them as they are about to plunge into your neck.

it looks like they're doing the renee zellweger thing.

i still bang mary Mary-kate, im always like this chicks that look like heroin from a 60´s horror movies, about the other little fuck, forget about it!, she looks like daisy duck in leather

18 - I thought they looked simian when they were little, too. Planet of the Olsens.
That turds got a cigarette in second pic from bottom.

Ashley looks embarrassed. "We're not sure what's wrong with her."

Olsen Twins look like a couple of troll dolls. Remember those?