Mar 2 2007Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen look, uh, nice?

FRIST!!

Skeletor!!

Okay... which one is which? They both look like they are homeless.

Severe Advanced Osteoporosis.

WTF is with the Space-Hooker boots?

I'm sure it helps to weigh 86 pounds to walk in them but they are NOT ATTRACTIVE!!

Geez, someone get these bitches some rice & gravy for crying out loud!

This is merely an illusion caused by the light color of her hair.

-OR-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Why does Mary-Kate always look like death warmed up?

WTF they have Starbucks in France?

it's the Statue of Liberty !!

IT'S THE STATUE OF LIBERTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FRIST

Now all she needs is 101 Dalmations and she can make a fucking coat.

So, what in the name of sweet baby Jesus are these twats thinking when they leave the house? I mean, do they ACTUALLY think they look sexy?

Helen Keller could be their stylist, and they would look better than they do now.

She looks fine for a homeless crack whore.

FirtTEEnFT!

wasabi!

Nice boots... Are they in Detroit... Rock City!!!! Get up...

Yikes! She is more hideous looking than Sickhole Bitchie. What is with that scraggly gray hair? Those spindley spider monkey legs with those clunky shoes put the icing on that overbaked cake. GET A STYLIST!
BATH...COMB YOUR HAIR...EAT!

#12 to the point and perfect!

Hey guys ! We DO have Starbucks here in Paris and I think shoes are Marc Jacob's or Balenciaga's( despite they are very ugly ... )

You're just jealous because you could have a million dollars for every inch of your pecker and you'd still have less than one of them carries in their wallet.

These pictures prove it, these two are Jawas, now all we need are some Sandpeople to come in and slaughter them.

Ashley is the one with the band on her head I assume. They both look pretty grim but the other on MK does look sad. SO sad and yet so rich - how can it be, does this evidence mean money doesn't buy happiness?

So, she could have fed all of Appalachia if she had just shopped at Goodwill?? (and have had a better selection)

They both look like they didn't make it through the evolutionary process.

@18... It's not about the money; Britney Spears has better taste in clothes than this two.

And, my god, this is the first time I have witnessed how someone can make a fur coat look cheap.

marist89, if I am correct in thinking you're a Marist Grad then I am ashamed to have the same alma mater as a loser such as yourself.
Nice fucking website, talking about your walks with your dog??? He's cute & all but, are you serious??? And then you post it on The Superficial???? You're asking for a beat down of extreme proportions.

And, my god, this is the first time I have witnessed how someone can make a fur coat look cheap.

yeah Miss. Cleo called, she wants her headband back.

Look!

It's the Scarecrow and Mrs. King!

Jeesus she looks like GOLUM from Lord of the rings. Seriously, she is so malnourished she can't even hold her head up any more.

Bjork in her Swan Dress looked better than these two messes.

I like marist's blog, it's sweet. That said, though, this is the Superficial. It is the place to diss celebs. It has nothing to do with jealousy or envy of how rich anyone is. It's a place to diss celebs who seem to go out of their way to look and behave in ridiculous ways, which is why some celebs are seldom seen here--they aren't asshats. So if we come here to diss celebs, and you come here to tell us how pathetic and jealous we are for dissing celebs, hey, at least we're doing what this website is meant for--you're the pathetic one for wasting time on a website you don't seem to like, taking time to post comments dissing us, time you will never get back. That said, you may fuck off now.

And what the fuck is with these disgusting platform boots! They make these emaciated teats look like praying mantises. Is it mantises? What's the fucking plural for mantis? And posh was just wearing these damn boots on the blog yesterday...but I must say, I like 'em better than those really nasty brown leather zip-up boots with jeans tucked into them look from last summer. That was heinous.

But gawd, these girls are too young to look so terrible.

Looks like she's been baptized in bleach.

Personally, Barbado, I think she looks more like Salacious Crumb.

haha #28 I got a Lord of the Rings vibe when i first saw the photos too.
Though i was thinking this was taken right before they leaped on their black horses and chased hobbits.
I can almost hear their mournful howls and sinister hisses between sips of coffee.

#24 just shut up. the "fights" among the institutionalized retarded commenters have been absent over the past few days, and nobody has missed them.

veggi - suck it! and choke on a big greasy piece of steak fat, fairy.

The two unhappiest multi-millionaires ever.

Those boots may be shaped like feet, but neither of the Olsen twins have any feet, just like Posh. I'm guessing they were all developed in the same lab by the same cricket/katydid fetishist.
So the question now is: how many more are there, and how much time do we have to destroy them all?

they dress like this so people know who they are wherever they go! they're so plain-looking that if they wore normal clothes, nobody would look twice. then they wouldn't make any money.

So veggi, you're picking a fight about not wanting people to fight? I'm confused. #24 sounded more like a heads up than starting a fight to me. I do agree, the quiet has been pleasant.

what the hell is up with her hair???? ever heard of a brush????

oh mi god, number 28, she IS Golum!
Please please give me some of her money, just an ounce, so I could show her how to buff and scruff and look fantastic like Reese Witherspoon. Can you imagine Reese picking up her kids looking like this?!

Smart enough to make megamillions yet too stupid to eat. Yeesh. I've seen healthier zombies than this.

This is the direct result of a nonexisting sex life, you turn into Nanny McPhee.

Aii! So old!

I think she stole these tranny shoes from posh spice on. Seriously!
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/victoria_beckham_is_kind_of_a.html

so... you've run the gauntlet

and still here : )
we need to start spending that money babe

...as you know

and you look fine : )

The old gray-haired crone in the first pic looks like the Barbie whose hair I snatched out of its head after my mother made me put it back.

Her hair couldn't get any essential nutrition anymore outta her starved body and turned white.

#29 you beat me to it!

Sure you can get Starbucks in paris (and small Taiwanese fishing villages at this point). But why would you?

For chrissake, sit down, order some nice french coffee, and enjoy your cigarette for 5 minutes. That's what is ultimately so lame about these stupid little girls-they have no idea how to just chill the fuck out and spend their money on something other than hideous fashion. How can they attend EVERY show EVERY season and manage to walk away with the ugliest items? Are they so fucking short that the view is distorted? Can they ONLY see the shoes? Designer's probably hold onto to the pieces that didn't quite work for these two little monster-dwarves.

There are a million cute little cafes in Paris, why the fuck are they going to Starbucks? It's like going to Pizza Hut when you're in Italy!!!

Seriously, with creativity like that, I can't WAIT to see their new "high fashion" line. Retards.

I don't want to jump the gun here -- but it seems to me that we're beginning to enter than strange, bizarre, "Michael Jackson"--type realm of behavior and appearance. Is it just me?? Maybe even a little Howard Hughes?? This picture just scares me. Someone hold me.

i don't know what any of you guys are talking about
i think they look really cute

and just think how adorable they looked
trying to put their clothes on without opposable thumbs

#30 -- you're right! She looks like the body of the girl that was bathed in bleach in the movie The Cell -- AHHHHH!! Someone hold me!!

Maybe her feet are binded.

leave m-k alone, she needs those boots, otherwise when she tries to walk her ankles shatter into hundreds of pieces.

layoff the donuts, jesus.....

#51....you are absolutely right.

I think without honest friends and associates to stand back and say, "Whoa....looking freeky! Get back in there and put on some normal shit!"
that they get this body/fashion dysmorphic disorder...also known as Tacky Ho-Bags.

I'm sure they think they look all bohemian and avant garde...all the public can see are 2 young Fun House Mirror Image twins.

This girl and her sister always look like they just came off the 10th ave ho stroll.

someone, anyone.. paparazzi... please next time u see them to take pictures, toss cheeseburgers at them!!

Jesus! That picture scared the hell out of me..she looks 80

They looks gorgeous. What is fashion sense cupcake tummy,check,uggs, check, three shirts, check. Or being inspirations for designers. Remember when the olsens wore mini dresses with tights you guys said bag ladies. What did everyone wear later. Maybe you guys did not because their is a reason they are called "skinny" jeans. This outfiit is quiet stylish. When a guy does something they say that takes balls. It tells me something about a woman who can walk in heels.Skinny people eat the most its good metabolisms and in some cases trainers. David Beckham definetly looks better than your avg "All American boy next door), josh hartnett,channing tatum,wenthworth miller,Tom brady with their big noses and vacant eyes.
Beauty and the beast those bitches need to get ragged on. One of them ( one of the last 2) looked like a fucking monkey. Im christian and i was questionig evolution for a awhile. How do they pick them to be a beauty or a geek the girls are avg at best the guys none went to mit or have "nerdy' jobs

Hey! Another Michael Jackson! Just we needed. Only she's going all the way - not just white skin, but white hair too. Good job Mary Kate!

^ are you havin' a laugh? ^ Is she havin' a laugh?.
What is the deal with the crotch veil? Did her zipper break and she can't affored new pants until her next teen comedy film comes out (which it never will since they have gone from teen to crypt-keeper, do not pass senior citizen and any film they would make would need to involve them playing evil zombie-queens in a post-apocalyptic hell-scape." Ashley, do you bear the accursed amulet of anzeroth?" "Yethssssssssssss!"

WHO CARES THEY'RE FUGLIER THAN THE FUGLIEST FUGLY IN FUGLYTOWN?!! WTF? THOSE BIATCHES ARE RICH AS HELL!

grandmama addams (TV, not movies)!
i didn't know they were re-re-making that again!

and why wouldn't there be starbucks in france? they're on every frigging corner. its a communitst plot, i tell ya!

and the joke's on me. somebody actually IS doing a new series! coincidence?

seriously, these girls will have the bone density of a 90 year old when they are in their late 20's. they both are anorexic and will pay the price for it. even though they are both very rich, no amount of money can buy you strong bones once the window has closed. and it is fast approaching.

looks like the witch from a series of unfortunate events.

they could hula-hoop cheerios, yo.

It appears (in pics 3/4) as though she's tipping over from the gravitational pull on her immense latte.

Perhaps she should balance it on her head so as to create a more stable center of gravity.

how can they be walking on Megatron Galactic shoes and still be so short??

honestly, accept the fact that you are not tall, nor will you be tall, throw all those ugly ass giant shoes away and move on with your life.

Ambrosia, I'm surprised no one's taken the mickey out of you yet for defending vapid celebrities and insulting the rest of us, but really, after looking at your blog, I can see why they didn't. It would be like tripping the blind or stealing from the homeless.

There's actually a Las Vegas site that puts up odds on the number of times Ambrosia says "I" in her posts. Easy money!

what is with those goddamn witch boots on mary kate? she never takes those off and she looks like she can barely walk in them. god i hate her. i want to punch the shit out of her.

they may be rich, but they carry those starbucks cups like big ol' stamps of classlessness. you can get the most amazing cup of coffee anywhere in france, let alone paris, and they opt for starbucks? do they know that starbucks buys the cheapest, lowest quality coffee beans in the world, and imports them mostly into the US? i guess that would require reading a book or a newspaper, which is hard to do when you're high all the time and starving.

ri-goddamn-dick-ulous

What wonderful role models for the youth of today...

Jesus, I mean, we always knew these girls never had any talent, but don't they have 1 close friend, or maybe a mom to tell them they always look ridiculous?

Why do they wear platforms? So they can drive, of course! It's either that or sit on a few phonebooks.

Lucky for the EMTs--they will save loads on chalk when these bitches drop dead on the street.

For fuck sake when will she stop wearing those fugly boots!!!!!

People from Hollywood are starting to look worse than the norm.

She looks like an extra from the Rocky Horror Picture Show...LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN !, it's just a jump to the left.

Unhappy fucking billionaires, that's what they are. They never seem to be DOING anything. They gave up their careers, whatever was left of them, now all they do is look miserable all the time. Get a job, ladies. Do something constructive with all that time and money.

I wonder if being twins, they can channel their misery to one another through some psychic power?

the exorcist twins. creepy.

she looks like the nomad gypsy who just got pushed off a muddy horsecart. seriously i don't know where those boots came from but she is slowly reminding me of the cartoon salad fingers ... found here www.fat-pie.com watch it the next time you are really fucked up.

LMFAO 83, Mary-Kate is chanelling RiffRaff!!

er, channeling. I suppose of she is in Britain & wearing Chanel, she could be chanelling...

I doubt if there's any straight guy who consider this kind of walking skeletons as sexual attractive.Maybe there're some but they must be latent pedophiles liking those two broomsticks around their waist.

#80 LMAO. I think they should pay for their own chalk - they're rich enough. Lowlands will you please either learn how to talk or else say where you're from (Biloxi, Mississippi??)

too bad they're not poor - they could get jobs as Tarot card readers.

is it me or does the second one look like a blond eddie van halen....?

Starbucks in Paris? How dull and lame can you get? And with all the cash they have? Uncultured swine I say!!!

There is not enough meth in the world to make me horny enough to fuck either one of these vacant trolls. And that's sayin somethin...

oh yeah and fuck you Ambrossia u inbred waste of skin.

maybe some were taken as our daughters

as opposed...

...to the others

BIG difference

hard to understand for som eof you...

not long left?

Personally I think the twins look great. MK has a horrible taste in shoes, but other than that I think thier constantly, and overly, casual style is lovely.

But sadly, far too skinny.

yes we're dying

your govt is corrupt

what are you gonna do about it ?

Are you sure this isn't Michael Jackson in one of his disguises?

...so...

plan b...

they just give you money
every day : )
lets spend it : )

love that idea : )

africa
homeless
starving

etc

there are many examples

how much do you need?
isnt storage of wealth
theft?

maybe

we needed to divert it

to where we could use it?

cos the alternative
is bleak

why do i suddenly feel these broomsticks around my waist?

why are some people saying they need someone to tell them how shitty they look?? Don't you all just get dressed appropriately in the morning without an "assistant"?? Are they congenitally STOOPID? - I am also afraid they have gone "the Michael Jackson route" (#51, #62, #99) and although I think most small children would be afraid of them, please keep small children and pets away from them. SUGGESTION: one of them marries Dennis Rodman to correct the terrible skin color/height problem for offspring (won't do anything for mental problems though)

They look wierd. Maybe they need a long term relationship or something so someone can tell them how they look when they go out the house. I swear I try to give them the benefit of the doubt... But every photo I see gets scarier and scarier. I think child stars need to do mandatory time with a psychologist to get them to acclamated to the real world.

She looks like she's doing a modern audtion for Cruella De Vil.

i wonder if her little skinny patch is bleached as well.

They must think that since they have so much money that they need to dress unusually. Because if it looks good to the common person it can't be good because common people must not have any taste. kinda like the insane freak clothes at some fashion shows...like people actually go around wearing those dresses that look like hula hoops with feathers attached to them.

Also, they didn't make themselves rich.

They aren't little business women here...They were(are) talentless alien children whose mom and dad rode that twin thing like it was goin outa style. Then once they got tweens hooked on their shit they ran with it. Now that they are rich and over 18 they are just going to wallow in their money and never have to do another damn thing. I mean come on who the hell would go and see another twin themed movie of them now that they are ugly skinny adults? Its not cute anymore people. Unfortunatly for them they are so type cast as well as unbelievably, incredibly un-freakin-talented. They wouldn't be able to act themselves out of a wet paperbag together, let alone going solo.

Looks like she's walking on toothpicks... thats so nasty. And it has nothing to do with 'good' genes... your metabolism rate slows when you don't eat... and when you don't sleep, and when you drink alcohol. Thats why not eating isn't a good way to diet. Because it will destroy your bodies way of burning fat. The only way you can get that skinny is by starving your body to the point where it's eating muscle tissue just to stay alive since it no longer has fat.

SAD GEEK

Holy smokes! And here I thought everyone was liberated at Dachau.

We should have seen this coming. Was there really anyone who wasn't annoyed whenever they were running around Full House yelling "You got it, dude."?

I was just playing a guessing game with an 11 year old and when this picture came up, his guess was "Michael Jackson?"

the fashionable bag(ofbones)lady

(.blogsplot.net)

I'd like to watch one of them choke on a grain of rice. It'll look like she's swallowing a plate.

They are not all that hot but still would beat any fat person. Skinny is way more attractive then over weight.

You know what? Mary Kate and Ashley died years ago. What we are seeing here is the slow decay of their bodies.

Cruella.

wowzers is somewhat right. Being overweight is very unhealthy and could double, tripple..etc..your chances of the most dangerous desises. Being skinny and having a healthy figure is better, not only visually but you feel better too.

BUT Mary Kate and Ashly are not skinny. They don't look healthy. They look like they're starving themselves, which is no better then being overweight.

Both extremeties are BAD. The golden middle is the best, that's why it's called golden. Eat as much as you NEED and don't overdo dieting or stuffing your face. :)

Somebody has been doing a little too much coke.

These two and the homeless I see hanging out downtown must get their clothes at the same place-Le Garbage Bin.

I get so tired of looking at their stringy, damaged hair.

BAG LADY? CRACK WHORE?? MAYBE I FORGOT TO NOT LOOK LIKE SHIT DAY??

god - they look like the ET twins....

PARECE UNA VAGABUNDA DROGADICTA...QUE PENA DA

That is just so wrong to these twins. Wow... You guys really are jealous because they make more money than all of us. Lol... Imagine if you were them, how would you feel? The world is filled with so many judgemental people and none of them is perfect themselves. Is this one of those days all of you decided to pick on someone because you think you're better than that person because it can only make you happy? You are all very very sad... Infact, I am mostly worried about her... She seem so unhealthy.

With their money And looks - I don't have a problem sleeping with either of them in a second !

What did you do to yourselves ?? EAT ... YOU'RE SO SKINNY !!!!!
My sister and I always watch your movies but now .... What did you do to yourselves ?? You were sooooooooooo pretty that I was jealous of you but now... Thank GOD I'm not like you !!

What did you do to yourselves ?? EAT ... YOU'RE SO SKINNY !!!!!
My sister and I always watch your movies but now .... What did you do to yourselves ?? You were sooooooooooo pretty that I was jealous of you but now... Thank GOD I'm not like you !!