Mar 9 2007Madonna pulls a Britney

Madonna took a lesson from Britney Spears' Guide to Parenting and was caught riding in her Escalade with her 17-month-old son David on her lap. A source says:
"There was no car seat," a source tells Us. "She sat in the middle row, and they left with David on her lap." Reps for the legendary singer/children's book author tell Us that "proper security measures are always taken for Madonna's children."
This is Madonna's idea of "proper security measures"? I know she's insane, but she might as well replace his favorite rubber ducky bath toy with a toaster. Unless her idea of "proper security" is having her 17-month-old son flying out the windshield of her car. Then yeah, I guess that is pretty secure.

Reader Comments
1. sillyleen - March 9, 2007 9:34 AM
who cares about madonna?
2. didey23 - March 9, 2007 9:35 AM
oops
3. Alacran - March 9, 2007 9:35 AM
Is she going to shave too?
Any bastardly readers? what's up with that site, it's down!!
4. cynicalheretic - March 9, 2007 9:37 AM
Madonna has already shaved her head bald once. Anywho, what the hell does this have to do with britney. Alot of parents ride with their kids on the lap. They make great airbags.
5. elizabeththewellread - March 9, 2007 9:42 AM
This woman is desperate to stay in the American press that she keeps copying the worst of the worst.
6. edb87 - March 9, 2007 9:42 AM
I don't see what the big deal is, at least she's not driving like Britney. That way if there IS an accident her kid will just be smushed between her and the seat.
...
On second thought, I think I'll take the chance of riding shotgun like Sean Preston did.
7. HerpesHilton - March 9, 2007 9:44 AM
What nobody is mentioning is that Madonna can actually steer a car with her vagina. It's quite breath-taking, actually.
8. DrunkBlogger - March 9, 2007 9:50 AM
I think I need to stop checking this site. It never ceases to piss me off.
9. Chemicakitty - March 9, 2007 9:52 AM
"And Guy's dick is only this big.."
10. p911gt10c - March 9, 2007 9:55 AM
C'MON PEOPLE, getting nailed onto a cross didn't get her any real press, she had to do something!
11. bigponie - March 9, 2007 10:00 AM
she is teaching him the ways of Kabbalah, next thing you know she will have him riding on top of the car, It's the Kabbalah way.
12. TheMease - March 9, 2007 10:05 AM
If the airbag went off, there goes her kid. I bet the people that she stole that black baby from are really regretting--oh wait, it wasn't really their decision...
13. karifarrell - March 9, 2007 10:10 AM
What's the big deal? She was probably just teaching him how to drive. What I don't get is why she had him sit on her lap. Won't his feet reach the pedals? Oh wait, did that say MONTHS? I thought it said years. Oh, yeah, that's definitely too young to be driving....
14. AreYouSerious?!?! - March 9, 2007 10:11 AM
Get over it! Who cares?! When I was a kid my parents let me sit in their laps and pretend to steer. WHO CARES!?! What was she supposed to do? Wait for a few hours till someone went and purchased her a car seat?! Good Lord- leave her the hell alone!
15. Truthseeker013 - March 9, 2007 10:12 AM
What #1 said. One more useless person sucking up air I could be using.
16. bigponie - March 9, 2007 10:20 AM
I have a feeling Madonna is grooming this kid for something special all to herself, notice in the pic that she is gesturing the size of his little penis but in a few years it will grow to a delicious foot.
17. Joshingya31 - March 9, 2007 10:22 AM
Cmon we all know not being seatbelted in Madonna's car is alot safer that riding a donkey through lion country in Africa.
18. Chouli - March 9, 2007 10:26 AM
AUUUGGHHHH!
Skeletor is going to eat the baby!!!
19. Mandy - March 9, 2007 10:34 AM
#14
I really hope you're not serious and think that this isn't a big deal. Sure people didn't have carseats years ago and sure parents did things a lot differently back in the day but there's no excuse for that backwoods shit today.
I hope that Child Protective Services pay her a visit. Oh yeah, she's a celebrity . . she can get away with murder, I forgot. The only thing that I think Britney really did "wrong" was when she drove around with her child on her lap - that was the absolute WORST.
Yes, Madonna should have waited as long as it took to get a carseat in that vehicle and to ensure that the baby was secure & safe.
Most times people take the time to buckle themselves in so what kind of excuse is there for not doing the same for a child? Maybe she will someday get into an accident and not be buckled in. That would serve her right.
Fucking moron.
20. lambman - March 9, 2007 10:38 AM
#5 "This woman is desperate to stay in the American press that she keeps copying the worst of the worst."
Um, I think she's just in a crowded car with no room for a car-seat...I don't think she's trying to copy Britney to get attention. Just lazy/bad parenting.
21. ZayMama06 - March 9, 2007 10:40 AM
Okay, that's not news. I've riden with my child in the backseat of the car in my lap as well once or twice because I HAD to. Now the Spears thing, that was dumb, but Madonna is doing fine. I'm sure she held on to him with a death grip.
22. daylin - March 9, 2007 10:40 AM
is Madonna using her black baby as an accessory to match her African American outfit?
OH SNAP!
23. mika85 - March 9, 2007 10:41 AM
*applause for #19*
24. Shanipie - March 9, 2007 10:42 AM
Good Lord...
For a second when I saw the title "madonna pulls a britney" before I looked at the picture below it I was afraid there was gonna be a pic of her showing her crotch as she got out of a car. In which case I would have throw up OMG Madonna is so freakin dirty!
25. Tits_McGhee - March 9, 2007 10:48 AM
Car seats are against her religion.
26. biatcho - March 9, 2007 10:50 AM
#19, not many people in this world would ever take someone named Mandy seriously.
You may want to think about a name change.
I'm just sayin'.
27. Ash1969 - March 9, 2007 10:54 AM
MOMMY DEAREST is a freaking selfish idiot. I really hope all of you that are saying this is no big deal are not serious. Yeah I didn't ride in a car seat either and my dad drove with me on his lap....doesn't mean i was right or safe. As a parent you should do everything in your power to keep your child safe. She needs a little visit from child services.
28. Fifth Stooge - March 9, 2007 10:56 AM
Duh!
29. rmeno - March 9, 2007 10:57 AM
#14
You know what..she didn't forget her purse, she didn't forget her sunglasses, she didn't forget her cell phone, and she didn't forget her luggage...so why the hell did she "FORGET" a carseat when she knew she had a kid that needed one????
30. jrzmommy♠ - March 9, 2007 11:13 AM
but she's Madonna?
31. MrSemprini - March 9, 2007 11:15 AM
Wow, the shining example of motherhood.
Kill me now before she tries to adopt me.
32. gammanormids - March 9, 2007 11:20 AM
#19. My parents never use a car seat either and yes those existed back then when I was a baby. And you know why I never had any accident? Because my parents were smart and not an old hag and a bald hillbillie starving for atention.
33. Danklin - March 9, 2007 11:20 AM
This is stupid. All parents do this. She's not driving like Britney was, shes holding onto her kid. She's in the middle seat so im guessing shes not going through a windshield any time soon.
34. magickal - March 9, 2007 11:51 AM
Eewwwww....look at her gross yellow teeth. Madonna has finally morphed into a full-on sea hag.
35. Stace - March 9, 2007 11:52 AM
Don't speak too soon #32, you type like you have a bit of the brain damage.
36. NipsyHustle - March 9, 2007 11:56 AM
this bitch is tired. there needs to be an anti-madonna press boycott. fuck this attention whore.
37. mrs.t - March 9, 2007 12:03 PM
She's a moron. All parents do not do this. Stupid fucks do this. No one (not even a bodyguard!) can hold a child tightly enough to protect him in the event of an accident.
I don't know where you can see it, but years ago there was a video floating around of a guy sitting in the backseat of a car with a sack of potatoes on his lap. The driver of the car speeds up to 30mph, then slams on the brakes. Despite the guy holding on as tight as he can, despite his position in the back seat, the sack of potatoes goes flying into the windshield-not through it, but definitely cracks it.
Conclusion? Madonna is a gap-toothed hag who cares more about her daughter's tight jeans than her other kids vehicular safety.
The End
38. Lowlands - March 9, 2007 12:14 PM
Madonna,Madonna,*shakes head*.Deposit asap some money on my dying bankaccount otherwise i'm gonna say some nasty things about you...
39. Fifth Stooge - March 9, 2007 12:17 PM
MAD-onna
40. schack - March 9, 2007 12:32 PM
hasn't anyone read Freakonomics? i thought that book was a national bestseller!
car seats don't really do that much, statistically. companies just use histrionical marketing to sell them to hysterical parents...
41. schack - March 9, 2007 12:33 PM
read that book, ppl. it's really good.
42. ZayMama06 - March 9, 2007 12:40 PM
you guys need to calm down, i'm not saying it's cool for her to do this, it's not. but sometimes things like this happen. you all are acting like she saw the carseat (even though we don't know this) and just decided that he'd be safer in her arms. come on! you fishes are really bitter or something. any and every parent knows that sometime in your childs life this is going to happen, point blank. it doesn't mean that that person is an overall bad parent. now, if we continue to get posts of this habitually, then we can conclude that it is. until then, have a coke and a smile.
43. Lowlands - March 9, 2007 12:41 PM
I'm giving my bankaccount mouth to mouth aid at the moment...
44. gammanormids - March 9, 2007 12:45 PM
#32, Well, when boss is around I type fast. Because I am supposed to be working.
(yeah, like any of you never read Superfish at work)
45. jesseeca - March 9, 2007 1:05 PM
32, there are these things now called "laws"
33, you're must be mistaken. don't you think the middle seat is the most dangerous of all the seats in the back? you would go directly through the windshield, because what's between you & the windsheild? NOTHING.
and when you're not wearing your sealtbelt, like madonna, there's not telling where you'll go. or the baby, no matter how much you're holding on.
but i dont' think she's even in the middle seat, i think it's just the angle from where the photo was taken.
46. schack - March 9, 2007 1:05 PM
what makes her a bad parent is buying her daugher tens of thousands of dollars worth of clothing per year. why do you think YOU were so hard working and creative, madonna? not cause you were spoiled, that fdsure.
47. jesseeca - March 9, 2007 1:07 PM
42, it does make you a bad parent when you can take preventative measures from the potential death of your child & you don't.
48. schack - March 9, 2007 1:13 PM
it also makes you a bad parent when you don't bother educating yourself.
49. Lowlands - March 9, 2007 1:17 PM
Most safe is locking up your kid in the basement ofcourse.There ain't gonna happen any car-accident.
50. ffordegroupie - March 9, 2007 1:17 PM
schack, some of us don't believe every book we read.
ZayMama06, a good parent would have taken the freaking bus if there weren't a carseat available. They wouldn't have assumed, "Well, there isn't one around, so I did all I could and if the kid gets turned to mashed potatoes, it's not MY fault."
Frankly, you sound like someone who has failed to secure your kids, and are seeking to justify law-breaking and child endangerment.
Basically, Mad Madge doesn't care because he's ust the little black kid she bought. It's not like she actually cares what happens to him. Plus, if he got killed, she'd have press for MONTHS.
51. schack - March 9, 2007 1:18 PM
You people are missing the point here. It's the black baby, seriously, who cares?
52. wedge1 - March 9, 2007 1:27 PM
#51 - you're right! If she spills him in the car, she can just go back and get a refill.
53. ZayMama06 - March 9, 2007 1:29 PM
itallion, you're an idiot. #50, the bus is even worse, jack ass. To all others, shyt happens, and i bet all of you talking have no kids, the ones that do are hypocrites. I guess you missed the words 'HAD TO.' It's funny how so many of you talk about how 'it's the law' and you break them everyday ...speeding thrugh yellow lights, yielding instead of stopping at stop signs. Let's think, that IS putting lives in danger as well. Direct danger. So while you are jumping down Madonna's throat (literally), and the throats of some of us who have done this because we had to, look at the lives you put in danger everyday by breaking the law with things as simple as this. So I say, you ALL ARE HYPOCRITES!!!
54. LoneWolf - March 9, 2007 1:30 PM
This is the kid she bought in Africa, right?
Let's see...on the one hand we have Kaballah, faked crucifixion, a book of pictures of mommy naked, and a step sister who dispises him because he's going to get part of the inheritance. On the other hand we have a quck death from a snapped neck when the car gets in an accident.
Methinks little Kinta Kunte crawled into her lap and is refusing to leave.
55. jesseeca - March 9, 2007 1:34 PM
53, you're basing your entire argument upon pure assumption, so it doesn't really make much sense.
anyway, this is a Law & Order Ripped From The Headlines waiting to happen.
56. schack - March 9, 2007 1:36 PM
@53 Read your comment again and check your spelling. You're calling me an idiot? Nevermind, I just realized you must be black too and can't help the fact that you can't spell or make any kind of sense...........
57. Lowlands - March 9, 2007 1:37 PM
I'll bet ya she's willingly to adopt Shaka Zulu,no matter what the price is...
58. jrzmommy♠ - March 9, 2007 1:38 PM
Shit....with a "y"........*shakes head*
59. imran karim - March 9, 2007 1:40 PM
malawi officials aren't going to like this.
60. Lowlands - March 9, 2007 1:40 PM
I'll bet ya Brad pitty is willingly to adopt Shaka Zulu as well...
61. schack - March 9, 2007 1:43 PM
i base my argument on a best-selling book, written by not one, but two professors at the University of Chicago, which was just rates the #1 place to go to school by USNews, whose statistics continue to be sound after years of publication, but you say I shouldn't believe it. And then you criticize whomeverthefuck for not citing any sources?
Okay, so either there's no convincing you, with or without sources, or there is, and I'm right. Why don't you cite your sources, and then we can talk.
62. schack - March 9, 2007 1:45 PM
i can't wait till your kids are diagnosed with ADD and Bipolar and Borderline Personality Disorder because you've been feeding them phenylalanine instead of sugar, and teaching them how to act by running around like a goddamned chicken with its head cut off.
why would a parent be on this website, anyway? i thought I was getting old for highschool style gossip!
63. Stink - March 9, 2007 1:47 PM
She was teaching baby how to do this:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/27756/madonna_goes_deep/
64. ZayMama06 - March 9, 2007 1:51 PM
We're bored at work ...
65. schack - March 9, 2007 1:52 PM
(Professor Steven Levitt, author of Freakonomics, CV:)
MassachusettsInstitute of Technology
Ph.D., Economics, 1994
National Science Foundation Graduate Fellowship (1992 - 1994)
Harvard University
B.A., Summa Cum Laude, Economics, 1989
Phi Beta Kappa (1989)
Young prize for best undergraduate thesis in economics
66. ZayMama06 - March 9, 2007 1:52 PM
@ #56, I saw the typos but decided not to change them, unlike you I am at work. Also, why are you all so racist on here? And I won't even comment about the "black" thing. You people are always so quick to jump on that. Call me the N word, too. It doesn't bother me.
@ #55, that's not pure assumption. You know you do that, please stop being so hypocritical. Got cho azz! Din't Ah?!
#56, wad dat blak nuff fo' ya?
67. schack - March 9, 2007 1:59 PM
@66 I would never call you a nechropheliac, because that's just plain rude. I just hope little "Zay" grows up to offer something better to society then his mamma does.........
68. ZayMama06 - March 9, 2007 2:03 PM
don't be mad itallion, you are an idiot. look whose talking ...i offer nothing to society and yet you offer racism. so sad, so sad.
ps
Zay is a girl.
69. ZayMama06 - March 9, 2007 2:05 PM
oh yeah, that's not how you spell necrophiliac, wierd how that's what you think of.
70. wedge1 - March 9, 2007 2:15 PM
Hey I know that dude, Levitt! He's the one who showed that higher abortion rates eventually reduce crime rates. Stallion you'd love that guy - all we have to do is set up "blacks only" abortion centers and we'd be crime-free in 20 years.
71. mrs.t - March 9, 2007 2:25 PM
Jeez, I take my kids to the park for a couple hours and come back to a race riot. When did this debate ever involve race?
We walked to the park-but I would have strapped them into their carseats had we driven AND I read Freakonomics when it came out 2 years ago...interesting, but not enough evidence to convince me to let my kids loose in the car.
The racism is retarded. Literally.
72. schack - March 9, 2007 2:30 PM
@68 you bore me! I was just playing around with you in the first place. The fact that you named your little girl "Zay" is a fucking riot in itself. I'll be laughing about that one for a couple days, thank you..........
And I'm not a racist, those black dudes pick up my garbage because it's their job as garbage men, who's the racist now? Cunt.........
73. vao - March 9, 2007 2:31 PM
In Africa, he would never have even had the opportunity to fly out the window of a speeding Escalade, so I guess it's all in how you look at it.
74. Shelb - March 9, 2007 2:42 PM
I have never read Freakonomics, but a PhDs do not change physics. If your car stops abruptly, what happens to the things in the car that aren't strapped down? That's right...they continue to move forward. Yes, it is possible that your child could still die in a car seat, but it is a lot less likely. That's just common sense people.
I think Madonna got exactly what she wanted...lots of publicity. Isn't that why she "adopted" the baby?
75. RichPort - March 9, 2007 3:53 PM
74. Yes, we understand inertia, and I think most of us would agree that it is statistically safer to be wearing a seat belt in an accident, than to become an unrestrained projectile.
That said, car seats and seat belts are not mutually exclusive, so you've basically proven precisely one thing, ... that "common sense" eludes you.
Oh, and RPLTC, a very, very, very long time!
76. buttpirate - March 9, 2007 5:29 PM
"Yes, yes, you're far darker that that brangelina kid, and, well, I think that makes you better. Why yes it does."
As she asks her personal assistant to check the latest copy of The Celebrity Third-World Adoption Handbook for confirmation.
77. buttpirate - March 9, 2007 5:30 PM
"Yes, yes, you're far darker that that brangelina kid, and, well, I think that makes you better. Why yes it does."
As she asks her personal assistant to check the latest copy of The Celebrity Third-World Adoption Handbook for confirmation.
78. ZayMama06 - March 9, 2007 5:31 PM
'Zay' is a nickname you idiot. It's funny that you make no comments to jrzmommy, and she is purely ignorant. Also @#70, the "blacks only" abortion clinic is a joke. Hmmm, isn't it you people that cute up bodies and throw them in the woods? I'd take that over a robbery any day. Ask yourself, who is worse. You people breed maniacs like that. Think about it.
79. ZayMama06 - March 9, 2007 5:34 PM
*cut/chop/hack*
80. Carsten5577 - March 9, 2007 5:43 PM
It's obvious that she doesn't give a rat's ass about that little negro who should've stayed with his family in Afreaka. That's what usually happens when you don't have a genetic connection to your offspring.
81. sid - March 9, 2007 7:05 PM
Fucking boring. It's not as bad as driving with the kid.
Forgot about her kid's books...I think I'll go to amazon for a laugh.
82. NicotineEyePatch - March 9, 2007 8:05 PM
Cute bodies in the woods?
What? I thought I hid them pretty well...
83. ffordegroupie - March 9, 2007 8:06 PM
schack, I have a news flash for you: a PhD does not make you more intelligent or more accurate. Professors are as prone to biases and errors as anyone else. I also am skeptical of books that claim all medical drugs are evil, that corporations rule the world, that there was a conspiracy against the Kennedys, and other stuff. I imagine you are not, because EXPERTS have written those BOOKS that SOLD WELL, so it MUST be true.
What's more, you can quote sales references all you like, but it does not change the facts: if these idiots claim that carseats don't make any difference, they clearly haven't seen driving tests, and they probably slept through physics classes. Basic physics tells you that a child is far safer strapped in than loose, and that the higher number of straps on a car seat will restrict movement, thus lessening the possibility of the child suffering whiplash or spinal injuries, let alone being flung across the car. It doesn't take a genius to see that.
Oh, and unlike you, I am RELATED to two professors, medical personnel, and both of my parents are PhDs. So obviously I'm less dazzled than you by a graduate school degree and tenure. I've also read hundreds of books per year, and not just bestsellers too.
For the record, few professors make much money. Why do you think they WROTE the book in the first place -- to enlighten the masses? Puh-leez, they conveniently left their actual motive out -- flash credentials, claim a conspiracy, and you get some good sales.
And for the record, I don't need to cite my sources, because I was using something called common sense. Any idiot who's taken a research class will know perfectly well that you don't believe what's in a book JUST BECAUSE IT'S IN A BOOK. You get alternative sources, experimentation, and devil's advocation.
YOU have to prove the validity of your citation -- when YOU insist that people should believe you, you better have something better than "it was written by professors! It sold well!" to back it up.
Oh, and it's not considered intelligent to just believe something because it's there -- people like you are why crap like "The Da Vinci Code" sells. It's more intelligent to be skeptical until you have something solid, something reliable, and from sources that don't benefit.
ZayMama06, and I say you are a Mad Madge fan. Which is to say, an idiot.
84. Danklin - March 9, 2007 8:17 PM
#45, you can clearly see she's in the middle seat. Theres a girl sitting behind her and a seat in front of her and her child. Its not the angle. There is something between them and the windshield....the freakin seat. I highly doubt either of them will go through the seat or the space between the head rest and the roof and slam into the windwhield. They'd have to be driving at over 100 mph for that to even remotely happen.
85. christie - March 9, 2007 9:03 PM
what's the real issue here?
is it madonna's careless error? is it racial bashing or is it people that make mistakes while typing.
get real. grow-up.
for all of you who so what she did is no big deal here's a wake up call. my best frind and her husband were going shopping. he was driving and she was riding in the front passenger seat feeding her 2 month old son. they were stopped at a red-light when a delivery truck rear ended them, spinning them into on-coming traffic. her son went through the windsheild and into traffic. 2 vehicles trying to miss them ran over her baby boy. we attended his funeral on october 16, 2005. so now you tell me--what's the big deal?
so what if she adopted/bought a black baby? hopefully, the baby will have a better life.
the sexual comments are discusting. you have the real problem.
and what's with all the madonna bashing? suppose every bad thing that you have done in your life were "under a microscope" for the world to see. what would people say about you.
before taking a crack at someone who made an error in their typing, think about how many times you hit the backspace key.
time for people to grow-up!
86. wedge1 - March 9, 2007 9:05 PM
Regarding the author of Freakonomics (Levitt):
'In 2004, he was awarded the John Bates Clark Medal, which recognizes the most influential economist in America under the age of 40. More recently, he was named one of Time magazine's "100 People Who Shape Our World."'
So probably not a retard. But I'm only posting this because I want to get in schack's panties (as MrSemprini would say: "very nummy!").
87. christie - March 9, 2007 9:07 PM
opps, i made an error forgive me all of you critics "think" is supposed to be between who and so.
88. wedge1 - March 9, 2007 9:14 PM
christie, you really told off all those bad people! Well done!
On another topic, have you tried estrogen replacement therapy? I hear it does wonders for those hot flashes.
89. sid - March 9, 2007 9:21 PM
Christie, it's time for you to "fuck-off."
------------------------------------------------
Note how I placed the hyphen where it wasn't needed, like she did for "grow-up?"
Yeahhhh. I rule.
Whaddya mean what's with "all the Madonna bashing?"
She treated popular culture like a stripper pole and did nothing but slide her greased pussy up and down the thing for over 20 years.
She's no genius. She and Cyndi Lauper were the big things back in the 80s. I was a Cyndi person. Cyndi dropped off the radar and kept singing. Madonna went on to publish the "SEX" book. It was nothing but the poses you see for phone sex ads in the back pages of Hustler. Nuff said.
Madonna just had enough sense to exploit herself, to become the media bigwig she wanted to be. Whoop de fucking doo. Fuck off.
Anyway, I really just checked back in to tell you all that I got back from amazon, and if you go there and search for this book:
The English Roses
you'll get to read angry librarians, moms and schoolteachers tear Madonna to bits.
A lot more fun than this thread :/
90. the chicken - March 9, 2007 9:56 PM
#61 schack, you pretentious douchebag, why don't you just diagnose yourself for rampant egomania? "car seats don't really do that much, statistically"?
Just last month in Orange County, CA, a car plunged off an overpass and fell 100 feet, winning first place in the accordion look-alike contest. The driver was killed. Her baby, who was in a car seat, lived.
Somehow I think if he'd been clutching a copy of Freakonomics instead, no matter how credentialled the authors, he wouldn't have come out alive. As long as even one child is saved by a seat, that's "statistics" enough for most people.
And since you want to insist on sources instead of common sense, like most pseudo-academics, here it is: http://www.nbc4.tv/news/11026653/detail.html?subid=10101581.
91. christie - March 9, 2007 10:09 PM
prettybabt:
im 23 i dont think i need anything for hotflashes.
sid:
you sure do know alot about her porn advertisements to dislike her so much. people like you are the reason shes the media bigwig she is. so what are you bitchin' for
92. Fifth Stooge - March 9, 2007 10:18 PM
opps, i made another error. "y" is supposed to be between the t and the :.
93. christie - March 9, 2007 10:28 PM
people with your attitude sid are what is wrong with the world today.
thanks for website laura maybe someone will look at it and start using a carset for their babies.
94. wedge1 - March 9, 2007 10:45 PM
23? really?
hmmm...perhaps some Metamucil, then?
95. sid - March 9, 2007 10:51 PM
Christie: I knew you were gonna say that, and I thought I might have written your rebuttal for you, but the Madonna bashing on Amazon is really funny, and I wanted to get back to it sooner.
Yeah, I've looked at a few Hustlers. So what? It doesn't mean I'm raping the neighbourhood pets and children.
"What am I bitchin' for?"
I'm bitchin, you stupid bitch, because this website was made for bitchin.
And that's just what I'll do.
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
Oh-wait, that day was today!
Christie, you ain't funny.
Please, as English maven Madonna would say, "sod off."
(laughed at my own joke)
96. NipsyHustle - March 10, 2007 8:36 AM
the truth is she had to adopt because her ovaries look like two sad prunes.
97. RichPort - March 10, 2007 8:57 AM
... and so do my testes, small, brown, somewhat hairy prunes.
98. jesseeca - March 10, 2007 11:07 AM
84, i'll stand by my assumption that she's not in the middle. that lady in the red is in the front passenger seat, not next to madonna. madonna is sitting behind the driver. proof in 3 2 1
http://x17online.com/celebrities/madonna/momma_madonna.php
and 100 mph is not what it takes for that kid to go flying. haven't you ever seen those drivers ed videos?
99. schack - March 10, 2007 12:56 PM
@78 I love how you call me a racist but in your little ignorant replies you say "you people" like three times. Sounds to me like YOU need to rethink who is the racist here.....
Tell "Cra-Zay" the niglet I said "What up, yo"..........
100. somechick - March 10, 2007 1:44 PM
Menopausal bitch looking for attention. She's such a loser that she's probably actually jealous of Shitney. Next thing you know she will shave her whole family's heads including her own and then they will all check into rehab.
101. Lowlands - March 10, 2007 1:48 PM
Well,when it's illegal to have the kid on the
frontseat while driving it's best to drive backwards then.
102. Lowlands - March 10, 2007 1:58 PM
When you've to drive forward while transporting the child,it's most safe to put the child in the trunk.
103. the chicken - March 10, 2007 2:13 PM
#78 "You people breed maniacs like that." Honey, at least we breed NEAT maniacs. Lee Boyd Malvo was just too messy - didn't hide the bodies or nothin', just left 'em lying around.
That was sarcasm, in case you didn't get it. What a stupid term - "you people". You're a human being, I presume? Every race "breeds" fucked up flawed people who prey on others. Sorry to ruin your day, but "we" are no different than "you" and "you" are no different than "us".
Oh, and it's my hope that if you speed thrugh yellow lights, yield instead of stopping at stop signs, you don't do that when you have your kid in the car with you. While a lot of us take chances when it's just us, part of being a responsible parent means you start thinking of what could happen to your child if you get lazy and go for what's easy and convenient, instead of what's right.
104. herbiefrog - March 10, 2007 3:53 PM
hello babes : )
75 no. neither you nor your scientists understand inertia... just one of those mysteries : )
hey babe : ) ...dont often see you here
now... how to proceed?
lola wants us to get in touch ?
105. RichPort - March 10, 2007 4:51 PM
104. If you were expressing a philosophical argument that man doesn't completely understand the basic nature of the universe, from the 10-dimensional space-time of superstring theory, to dark matter, dark energy, and the reality of an expanding universe, then point taken.
In the unlikely event that I give you far too much credit, perhaps it would surprise you to learn that Newton, in the 17th century, and hundreds of millions since have understood inertia quite well. Please, remove your head from your amphibian ass, stop watching Fox and the 700 Club, and read an introductory physics text! This site is dumb enough without evangelical frogs, ...
And yes, the "real" RichPort often expresses a profound enthusiasm for the cock.
106. herbiefrog - March 10, 2007 5:13 PM
105. time to wake up babes : )
been a while : )
ok ...
now plan goes into effect...
[you've seen what happens if you dont agree]
so lets work together
107. ZayMama06 - March 11, 2007 1:05 AM
@ #83, Shut the Fug up! What did people do back in the day? The boy is 17 months, he can sit up, walk run and talk. Calm down. It's not that serious. You all are just feeding off the hope that these rich celebrities are somehow worse than you.
@ #85, that person is an idiot. both of them are. They are worse than Madonna and the biggest AZZ whips on the earth. Not only did she ride in the FRONT SEAT with a TWO MONTH OLD, she was FEEDING the child as well! I call that PURE stupidity. By far the stupidest thing I've ever heard. The dumb broad couldn't get in the back seat? Compare to what Madonna did ...STFU!!!
108. the chicken - March 11, 2007 1:19 PM
#107 "Back in the day" cars were manufactured a lot differently then they are today - they didn't crumple up like tissue paper. They didn't have a huge number of large SUVs on the road that could take out a smaller car, let alone tanks like Hummers. They also didn't have SUVs with a higher CG that roll over easily. They also didn't have airbags, seatbelts with a shoulder strap and safety glass - want us to go back to those days, too? And, for your info, a lot of kids didn't walk away from accidents "back in the day" that car seats and all those safety features now help to prevent. Your nowhere argument that's he's 17 months means - what? In an accident he's just a larger projectile with a slightly better understanding of what's happening to him.
C'mon, you know there's no way Madonna can justify doing this - it's stupid, she's busted, so why are you kissing her ass? And no, I'm not "just feeding off the hope that these rich celebrities are somehow worse than you". That's the stupid lame-ass excuse worshippers post when one of their idols gets caught doing something incredibly dumb. I'd call my best friend on it if she did something like this.
109. wink - March 11, 2007 6:55 PM
?#$%&+ MORE BIG MONEY TRASH MOTHERS %#&$%@
110. lilygirl - March 11, 2007 7:06 PM
wow, this is a wild thread, what's with all the hostility people?
I mean look, it's either go flying through a window cause your washed up, junky, slut of a mother didn't strap your ass in a car seat, or get eatin by some hungry lions in the jungle. Either way this kids in a loose loose situation
And look, let's face it, all parents are fucked up in one way or another, they must have been or else our disfunctional, fucked up asses would not be on this web site right now.
So there.
111. ZayMama06 - March 11, 2007 11:22 PM
Italian Idiot ...fogeddabouit! I have nothing left to say to your ignorant azz. To the broad who tries to justify the maniacs you breed ...sure!
Who ever said Madonna was right for doing what she did? I surely didn't. I don't think it's right, but it's really not that serious. You guys are losers ...hoping these celebrities are somehow worse people than you (like I've said before). Yes! Cars were manufactured differently so one commenter does indeed have a point. As I said before, sometimes you have to do what you have to. You all are hypocrites ...
112. ZayMama06 - March 11, 2007 11:24 PM
Your on the web, too, azz wipe. And o yeah, do you have a job? Ever heard of down time? Get a life, loser.
*Learn how to spell LOSE, jackazz*
113. ZayMama06 - March 11, 2007 11:25 PM
*you're* had to hurry and correct that spelling before one of you called me an ignorant, low life, niglet. LOL
114. RichPort - March 12, 2007 5:48 AM
Ignorant, low life niglet.
115. RichPort - March 12, 2007 5:48 AM
Doh!
116. jrzmommy♠ - March 12, 2007 6:31 AM
Why does ZayMama spell ass with two z's? What a jurk off!!
117. jrzmommy♠ - March 12, 2007 6:35 AM
"don't be mad itallion, you are an idiot" Italian, with an "o" and TWO l's....and quite a bit of chutzpah...calling someone else and idiot.
118. ZayMama06 - March 12, 2007 9:15 AM
because i can spell it how i want. I try not to use too many curse words on here, when i do, I tend to spell them differently for a lesser curse effect.
RichPort ...please. It's strange that white trailer park trash will try to call some one else out.
119. ZayMama06 - March 12, 2007 9:19 AM
oh, jrzmommy ...you're right, i did spell italian wrong. you are so desperate to call me an idiot that you ignore the many times i've spelled it correctly. goes to show how much of an idiot you are. Loser.
120. ZayMama06 - March 12, 2007 9:21 AM
jrzmommy, doesn't your ugly big headed pale son need some attention? get a life.
121. jrzmommy♠ - March 12, 2007 9:32 AM
guess a nerve was hit....hey, does Zay mean Child of an asshole in another language? Just wondering.
122. jrzmommy♠ - March 12, 2007 9:39 AM
I am so desperate to achieve intellectual superiority over a group of strangers on a gossip website that I shall use the word idiot twice in one paragraph. goes to show you that I am not a loser and that I can spell idiot twice correctly in a row. I am the Intelligencia! I am the Alpha and the Omega of wit! You are all plebes. MUWAHAHAHA......I shall now bang a brick on my skull in victory!
123. herbiefrog - March 12, 2007 3:43 PM
grrrrrrrh : )
hello babes :)
holiday ?
124. ZayMama06 - March 12, 2007 4:02 PM
okay, that is just lame to do that. you are gonna make screen name like mine. goes to show that you are the real IDIOT who does IDIOTIC things just to make another person look like and IDIOT. Wow, you are an IDIOT.
Did I say the word IDIOT enough times for you?
jrzmommy, please go and get an education, you hit no nerve honey ...i don't get upset over the little things you all say.
O, and I take that back about a commenter saying cars were built differently back then when they had n o carseats. Do you know why they discontinued manufacturing cars like that? Because people were MORE likely to die in a car crash that many survive today with cars made of plastic. Do some research, buttheads. That was one of the reasons, anyway.
MUAHAHAHAHAH!
125. Escribo - March 12, 2007 5:29 PM
"Madonna pulls a Britney..."
Wheew...I can breathe again-- no crotch shot!
126. lilygirl - March 12, 2007 9:45 PM
Zaymama, in 111. you said it would be your last comment and you still posted like 10 comments after that. Calm down! You're just making yourself look phyco.
127. lilygirl - March 12, 2007 10:20 PM
124 aka Zay ddouchebag
You fucking talk too much!
Shut The Fuck Up!
128. ZayMama06 - March 13, 2007 5:45 PM
I can say what i want when i want, YOU shut the fuck up, trailer park trash!
129. ZayMama06 - March 13, 2007 5:47 PM
I never said that girly, if you were reading carefull, i said i had nothing left to say to that italian guy ...wow you're ignorant.
And i can say what i want when i want, STFU!
130. ZayMama06 - March 13, 2007 5:48 PM
I can say what i want when i want, YOU STFU! And if you were reading carefully, you'd see that i said i had nothing left to say to italian stallion. DUH!
131. Eye-Dish Lass - March 14, 2007 3:27 PM
I still can't get past that foreign orphans are the latest Hollywood trend. I bet Mia Farrow is pissed! She got NO PRESS for her zillion adoptions until Woody got a hold of Soon-2-B-Woodiez. And Angelina - if I had 3 kids @ home, one of whom I recently gave birth to, that baby would be WITH ME because that is what you actually call MATERNAL INSTINCT. At least Paris has the decency just to shop for handbags....you leave your 3 kids behind to buy another. Enough already! Why go to Cambodia to get Maddox a playdate? This is unreasonable and played out. And admit it - you just love the press....even though no one cares about anyone but Shiloh. Sorry.
132. herbiefrog - March 16, 2007 9:53 PM
yes...
we didnt mean...
try to save them one at a time...
how expedient of you
experdient=cheap
how will you feel
when its all or nothing ?
133. HollywoodSnark - March 23, 2007 12:14 PM
yeah, it's all the rage these days to adopt children and then treat them like accessories....you see, if she put the kid in a car seat the photographers couldn't see her!
134. WHO ARE YOU ? - August 14, 2009 2:04 AM
Hahaha, really makes me don't understand most people here. Hahaha, many of you said who cares about that, YOU CARE ABOUT THAT !!!! otherwise you wouldn't write her or read the news, DOUH IDIOTS !!! Madonna did not mae publicity like that. Are you blaming her because of the paparazzis or what ? WTF ! is not her fault you idiots, just for the records, YOU NORTH AMERICAN PEOPLE, YOU ALWAYS think you are right in everything, that you are perfect, hahahaha, poor losers, when your fucking country is one of the most hated in the world ? You hate being descriminated but you discriminate other countries that actually have culture, history, thing that you don't even have. Many kind people,which you aren't, even many people more intelligent than you are.
Who are you for critizising huh ? are u perfect or what ? she wants to do something and she does it, is her life NOT YOURS !!!!
Madonna is still relevant in America also in your disgusting giant country, but obviously the haters say the opposite cause you are envious of her, that's all. You know something else ? She is much more successfull than each one of you, you are just pathetical liars.
You must be frustrated, cuz even Mexico (country that I hate) wins you in football and in many things else hahaha, poor losers, frustrated. Go to hell fucking hypocrites,
FUCK YOU USA