Mar 1 2007Lindsay Lohan has a really shapely butt

i am going to resist the urge to say "FRIST."

it's about time mom jeans got some respect.

second HA!

shes just trying not to look like a stick shes not as skinny as she used a few months ago

besides shes got no ass to filled the pants! and her mom is good looking so... old but shes allright

Frist!

#5)She's tricking you all the time...

Look at those shoes.

Did she find them at the bottom of dumpster at the Salvation Army?

What happened in the 80's should have stayed in the 80's.

She has to leave some room for all the herpes and crabs.....

agree with 7# mum's jeans plus grandma's shoes plus horrid freakles all over her face = total disaster

Don't make fun of her jeans. They're "guy" jeans. I wear them, too. Very comfortable and slouchy. Fuck those tight, mall-rat "hipster" jeans.

But the shoes... Sweet Mammy Brown. #7 above summarized it perfectly.

Let's just cut all these pics off @ the ankle so as to dismiss those unfortunate "shoes" (do I read "Wrangler" on them?) & discuss from that point upwards.

I like her scarf. I'd wear that. And I covet the leather jacket, too. Wow. Hard to believe, but she's actually improving.

I'd nix the gold-rimmed $2 Erik Estrada shades, however.

HaHa #7 "What happened in the 80's should have stayed in the 80's."
Didn't LL "happen" in the 80's?
Can you say "Retroactive Abortion"?

This broad drives me nuts because I can never decide whether or not I'd fuck her. Sometimes I think, "Yeah. Hell yeah, I'd hit that." Then, I see a picture like this one and I think, "My God, I wouldn't violate her balloon knot if she put me on salary!"

Quit insulting the 80's!! Those fugly jeans were NEVER in style. When I was hanging out in 87 with my big perm and new Cyndi Lauper cassette, I rolled up my jeans, sure... but the pockets didn't go halfway down my thighs and sag in the ass like droopy drawers.

I have never seen a butt-crack get that hungry for denim. She's sucked up the whole left pocket.

Personal Assistant: Where's your keys, LL?

LL: I put them in my back pocket.

PA: Umm, you don't have a back pocket, anymore.

LL: *burp*, Let's skip lunch. Suddenly, I'm not so hungry.

Lohan = trainwreck, ongoing.

Its like when you see a car swerve out of its lane onto the sidewalk and smear a couple of old ladies against a bus bench. You're watching the whole thing and you just can't look away. I do have one last comment.

Ick.

Her ass looks like two pigs wrapped up in a blanket fighting. Hopefully she will crack soon just like Anna Nicole..........

I thought that was her at the Thom McCann!!

When did she become a Talbot's spokesmodel?

#16, allow me to elaborate..."...like two pigs wrapped up in a blanket fighting for a Milkdud."

I think the SuperFish is reaching with this one. He can do better.

I'm hearing 80s, but I am thinking 90s. The rest of the ensemble is all wrong, but those jeans say "my mom washed my flannel shirt, and when I woke up my brother had borrowed my cherry Docs. This is the worst day ever, and I hate myself and want to die."

doesn't anyone think it's ridiculous that she's PLAYNG A STRIPPER?

she has very limited acting talent, and she has to train to learn how to strip. why don't they just HIRE A STRIPPER who acts as well as blowhen? i'm sure there are hundreds.

those jeans are 2000 and 1990's retro. which means they are 80s. but in 5, 3, 1 years they'll be retro again.

YOU figure it out.

Oh, Lindsay..I'm positive this role will be the one that gets you an Oscar.

Maybe it's just me, but I believe this "lessons" thing is just a facade. No way she needs pole dancing lessons with all those late nights at clubs she has -- I'm pretty sure she's already lap danced her way to a big five dollars.

1. the jeans are are too big
2. the jeans are too ugly
3. she doesn't know how to dress herself
4. the black hair is starting to look like shit
5. what the hell happened to her?

Blah. Horrible. But at least she doesn't have the fucking hip-hugger jeans fucking muffin top going on, like 90% of the dumb bitches I see on the street.

She was actually bringing the pole with her in her pants

Imagine my dismay when I wake up and find this picture of my plumber on this site. I think he looks good. In his business a flush beats a fullhouse.

That girl was a one time teenage drama queen
A hot, tough everyday wannabee
But she'll have changed her destiny
Now she's a somebody
That girl was a wild child dreamer but she'll find herself
'Cause she believes in nothin' else
And you'll look back and you won't believe
That girl was me

Armed with an attitude that she knows how to use
She's gonna get there any way she can
Now she knows what she wants
No one is gonna stop her
Nothing's ever gonna hold her back
For all the doubters, non-believers the cynicle that once were dreamers
One of these days you'll know that you were wrong

i am seriously disturbed.

Maybe she was rushing in to drop a deuce and didn't make it in time.. in that third pic it looks like a full load

HAHA Shes either going to play a stripper or she is about to release her XXX home video.

Either way... She better plump up that ass first.

She's a whore who's playing a whore. She hasn't done anything involving acting since the parent trap. little (pancake ass) talentless cokewhore.

I was not gifted with a nice ass myself and hers looks *exactly* like mine would in those jeans...small & flat.

When one gets pounded in the ass as much as Lindsay does, I can imagine how one would develop a pankcake ass.

Man, rehab really did wonders for her. I bet she shits diamonds or something.

those could be men's jeans too....they're rolled up a LOT at the bottom. it would also explain the lack of an ass.

Lindsay Low Can needs to do some squats and lay off the booze

Upcoming movie role my ass........she's preparing for her second career.

well, she really doesn't have much of an ass, which looks good in pin-ups, but bad everywhere else.

but that's the look these days: boobs on stick

I love her jacket though.

She was laughed off the stage at the Miss Applebottom contest put ironically won 1st place in the Miss Appletini contest

Her pants are actually concealing a huge flappy mess...men just can't satisfy her anymore. Next up: large metallic poles

They're MEN's jeans, ok? Big flippin' woop.

Now, zip it, kidz.

42--sorry Dina.

Must suck to have a washboard butt.

The last time I saw an ass like that I had a clogged sink.

Her firecrotch kept burning through her form fitting jeans. Unless those ARE form fitting jeans...

She has white girl flat ass syndrome, it affects 95% of us (thank god I'm in the 5%). When she puts on weight, she'll be a muffintop. Go to the MN state fair, you'll see thousands of them.

I'll tell you what Baby, I'll go to the MN State Fair and eat so many Deep Fried Candy Bars on a Stick that I won't have little butt no more!

i'd still tap dat...no, fuck, i can't believe i'm saying this but i actually wouldn't tap dat, and the very thought of tapping it actually makes me feel a little sick. damn, how has she become so ugly and nasty that i'd even feel a little sick from the thought of hittin it. that's pretty bad on her!

i think she would look hot in a pair of diapers

so maybe they are mens jeans. but even still. im a caucasian female and my ass can fill out any type of jean. its not just cuz they are mens jeans... she is just lacking in the rear as she lacks talent in her career

Yep. They're man jeans. They're mine. I'm not proud of sleeping with Lindsey Lohan but any port in a storm, y'know?

I soooooo do not want to see this orange retard dancing around a pole in some crappy movie.....I don't want to see the trailer for it, I don't want to see a fracking commercial for it.
YUCK!!!!!
I want her to go away, she hurts my eyes and my brains

Here is my hope for our future, at least as far as exposure to Lohan is concerned: Everybody hates Lindsay Lohan, right? That's a known fact. So given that everyone hates her, why would anyone want to go watch her in a movie? They shouldn't, right? So if nobody at all goes to see her movie, then maybe, just maybe, the production companies will be like "oh damn, everyone really does hate Lindsay Lohan", and by coming to this realization, they'll stop letting her be in movies. And then she won't be able to undeservingly make huge amounts of money, and she'll be just like regular people, and we'll never have to see Lindsay Lohan every again (except for those rare occassions when you're walking downtown LA late at night and you see some dirty hooker trying to earn a living in the back alley and you think to yourself "gee, that hooker looks kinda familiar, I feel like I've seen her some where before, many years ago...").

Please don't support Lohan in any of her endeavors!!! It is your support that keeps her rich and famous. Do you really think she deserves that?

Can you imagine the heavy industrial cleaner they need on that pole after her lessons?

55 - Every group that one person to kick around and that person here is Lindsey...and Paris...and Britney...and the ANS cadaver...

er...I meant 54...I really shouldn't start drinking until dusk...

Ew, she walks with her feet pointed out.

maybe shes wearing those pants to hide the stick shes got stuck up her ass... shes sure walking like shes got one in there

If her coat was just 2 sizes bigger, she would officially be dressed like a homeless person.

Lindsay appears to be engaging in a very subtle form of fuggery,

Note the clashing tones of bag, shoe, and jacket leather - we may be in the turbulent throes of an eighties revival, but we can do without the 'matchy-matchy'-ness that plagued that particular era.

Even the cute jacket, bag, and shoes by themselves cannot distract from the monstrosity that is her pair of pseudo-retro-vintage jeans.

Leave the vintage appropriations to Kate Moss - at least she is one coke whore who knows how to pull together an otherwise skid-row inspired outfit and make it look trendy.

I still love her-and that jacket.

Damn, it was so nice while this dumb bitch was in rehab, nobody talked about her, well, I guess all good things have to come to an end....

It looks like under the jeans is a pair of diapers that need changing.

Yuk!

I don't think that everyone does hate Lindsay Lohan like you people are saying. Look at her three recent movies. Just My Luck was a low budget movie but it still took in over $20 million. Herbie took in $100 million world wide. Mean Girls $130 million and she was the lead in all three. That's a lot of people paying to watch someone they hate. With those kind of figures her career is far from over. If she keeps getting that kind of box office then she is going to be around for a long time.

OMG she looks exactly like Marilyn Monroe!!1!

...some of you people are funny : )

unfortunately...

...some of you are right

shall we spell it together... ?

C... L... A... S... S...

its a group of people learning something

lol babe

#13 - I laughed so hard. Thank you.

I can never hit that now. Those goddamned jeans and shoes just ended it.

Turtlehead's back in his hole.

These jeans are actually the ACNE Hug- Jeans, for those of you that knows anything about jeans. They are super comfy and are supposed to be loose in the waist...

#68 Get real! You would go on your knees and beg to hit that. You know it's true.

she won't deserve an oscar seeing as she's just being herself

@ 69 (nice #) ACNE Hug...? Honestly, if I wanted to be embraced by a zit, I'd run into a highschool boys' changeroom with my arms open.

She's such a tasteless, frumpy dirtbag; and like Paris "Mega Whore" Hilton a diseased slut. Actually, to call her a diseases slut is an offense to diseased sluts. I bet her vagina must smell like an entire fish market.

Those are the new skinny jeans... No wait, they are the baggy style she's sporting. Hmmm, actually, noo, she is wearing the new hybrid jeans: "frumpy-no-ass-tight-at-the-bottom-cuffed" jeans from Lindsaydares.com. You can buy these too, BUT you must be willing to go out in public with them on... like she did :)

stars without their stylists have absolutely no clue what to wear. Or maybe her stylist told her to wear baggy jeans with kitten heel pumps? or whatever those things are. Obviously, the cunning fashion trick out of Victoria Beckhams book of matching jacket color with shoe color stuck.

Whether they're men's jeans or not, Lohan has never had a nice ass. It's always been flat. No hips either, which is why I don't get it when people say she used to be curvy. No. She just had giant knockers. That doesn't mean curvy.

I feel sorry for flat-assed white girls. I love my big booty.

god, she's just so gross....why is she a star?!?

I think this is ACNE JEANS. they are so hot. anyhow lindsay looks good in anything.