Mar 16 2007Lindsay Lohan was totally cured in rehab

yay, first!

She looks totally fuckable.

Hot bitch. I'd love to finger her kitten.

The bitch is loose and free to terrorize camera men everywhere. run Run RUN!!!

She reminds me too much of an old leather purse that my mom used to have on the floor, in the back of the closet.

@2.

Wow, does your mother know about this?

I'm sure she'd be pretty upset to learn that you were fingering someone else on the side.

Move along now and get back to your trailer..

trrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooolllll.

Ahem. Now, on to LinsAAy LOWhan.

Please, leave the poor girl alone. If you had to wake up every morning and say "I love myself even though I was born a man" to a mirror 5x fast, you'd turn back to alcohol too.

Shame on all of you.

is that a urine sample in her bottle? she is so wacked out on drugs her pics are making me high.

Blond, brunette or bald, she's still a fucking firecrotch. I regret ever staining my rug and injuring my wrist over her. Bitch.

She definitely wasn't cured of The Ugly.

LinsAAy LOWhan?

Oh, nooooooooow I get it.

Pretty fucking lame actually.

she looks like someone rubbed iodine all over her skin

why is her face somehow slightly tanned and not pale, and her arms and hands are butt white?

fugly lady

she looks like posh spice with her wisdom teeth freshly out in the main pic

@9

Tell that to Perez, I stole it from his site dumbass.

"Must be photographed carrying a drink..... must be photographed carrying a drink....."

Nice 80's slouchy boots. Maybe that's what makes her "too cool for school."

@14 -- Like I said, fucking lame. Much like an overused couch, you need some need material.

I'm pretty sure she got that jacket out of the Star Trek wardrobe closet. Probably the boots too.

And why does she have 8 different bags, but the same outfit? Celebrities (and in this case, i use that term loosely) amaze me.

Holy fuck she's turning into a rat.

@17.

I need some need material.

Got it.

I'll pick up a dictionary for you while I'm out.

#18- she also has different sunglasses in some of the pics. who does that?

# 6 Urine is actually good for you, didnt' you know? she drinks babies pee, it gives her her youth back

@6 thanks for enlightening me on that one... lol i need to take notes cause hohan is my red haired, i mean blonde haired.... well, whatever color her hair is next she is my hollywood ho-ho..... i mean hero.

she had the most beautiful natural red hair and freckles... ah, the danger of stupidity.

She looks about 50 in that picture and those glasses aren't helping things.

At least I lasted a whole 30 days sober after rehab. I even got a red coin!!! I keep it in my coin jar as a reminder that sobriety sucks ass.

good for this girl...she's trying to help the youth of america by turning herself into a walking "crack is wack" advertisement.

how adequite of her!

#26. i've listened to that song about 100x since yesterday :)

addictions rule

She's carrying keith richards urine...it gives her super coke and drinking powers...

and oh yeah, BE ADEQUITE!

WHAT THE HELL is up with her FACE?? I don't understand.. Talk about uneven skin tones. Jesus.. I'm so sick of her!

Oh, and what's wrong with Hungry Hungry Hippo?

Hello...,She was in rehab in L.A. That means her sobriety is only in L.A.
When she is in New York, she can still be a party whore.
I hope she spirals down fast.

firecrotch is my favorite little sleaze, she is the material that inspires rock musicians to write those songs about cheating, no good little wenches. i feel inspiration when i see her after a hard night of partying and who knows what else. (we do know what else but lets pretend cause it's insperational) firecrotch .... I LOVE YOU

She looks ridiculous in those stupid sunglasses, makes me laugh.

Her rep is a bitch "Lindsay's doing fine. She's taking her life day by day." Yeah, don't we all wish that "taking our lives day by day" meant clubbing, partying, and getting drunk every night of the week. So unfair!

But then when I feel angry and bitter, I just look at her in those stupid glasses and it makes me laugh again.

I used to have a Hungry Hungry Hippos game. It was rad, but really noisy.

I also had another one called "Lay an Egg" where a chicken goes around in a circle and you try to get it to lay an egg in your basket.

What do you expect?A twenty year old girl being cured from partying?That's only possible if she turned into a muslim-girl with very strict parents.Talking about partying,one of my favorite dj's got his new album suddenly posted on bit-torrents sites...If you think i agree with that then you're wrong.My favorite musicians (probably mostly girls) are from now on under my protection.I'm not sure yet about'fuck ya man'...But allright then,i'll protect it a little as well.

I love people that say RAD! It's rad. Word.

so, last night, I was walking around downtown, and this guy meowed at me. I was like, meow back at ya. And then he went hiss hiss. I was like, what is he doing? so, I went, hiss hiss back at him and did a little paw paw with my hand. Then I remembered I was wearing my new hello kitty outfit that I bought at wal-mart. It's super cute. You can borrow it sometime.

Yeah, that song IS addictive!!!!! I couldn't get it out of my head for like a month!!!

hohan and tara reid have no taste in sunglasses, you would expect that these so called celebs would spend a little more time fitting these shades to their facial structure. well, thats what make them my favorite skanky little hollywood ho-ho's

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEOW

The mileage!!! This chick looks 40!!!!!! Sharon Stone looks younger than her!!!

The countdown has begun to her gong Chris Farley on the world & our pre-rehab predictions coming true.
I give her three months before she OD's.

going ... not gong.

@20 -- It's not my fault. When I read stupid shit I start mistyping in a fury. Thank goodness there was only one error in my post, because normally shit that stupid makes me type like askcjbb ljds cwuc nlcxjs.

She was dancing with 4 Lindsay look-alikes. I'm glad there's no pictures of that disaster.

She definately brings Sexy back with those aviators, but those boots are hideous!

@46.

So I'm guessing that after reading your birth certificate...you really fucked up some term paper for college....eh?

@49 -- You remind me of that episode of My Name Is Earl where Randy is walking through a field of rakes blindfolded. You really don't have a clue do you? Lemme guess: young, slightly overweight, unpretty college student who makes her friends laugh every time she farts in public? Is that about right?

lindsay is like a cake..... everyone gets a piece

lindsay is like a door knob.... everyone gets a turn

lindsay is like a freezer.... everyone puts their meat in it

@50.

Wow....you just described your reflection.

Unpretty fat people who fart in the company of immature friend's sounds like fun...if you're YOU.

@52 -- I'm rubber, you're glue? What kind of stupid fucking shit is that? I read in some of the older posts that you work at the DMV. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No wonder I wait 30 fucking minutes on line when there's only two people ahead of me.

Wake me up when she does something never seen before, like shave her head, or get out of a car while "forgetting" to wear underwear, or attacks a car with an umbrella. Until then she's just a cliche party girl. 14:55, 14:56, 14:57 ...

I'm not a racist. In fact, I take everything back that I ever said. You're right, I shouldn't talk about other people that I don't even know. It's just that I've experienced one too many acts of racism in my day and I just simply came on here to vent out some of my frustration.

Truth is, I do like caucasians and other races. I think that all races have an impact on the world and contribute as well.

I didn't mean to cause any of you all any harm. You all are probably really good people who make wise choices and are going far in life.

The truth is: I go to a university..but it's not Howard. I only said that because my sister goes there and I look up to her because she busts a 4.0 each semester.

I do go to a university though, no it's not a community college. It is a good upstanding small campus university with alumni that have been recognized for thier achievements throughout the years.

I live in DC, NE to be exact. I am of a middle-class standing, and I like it that way. I live nowhere near Barry Farms..as someone pointed out earlier. In fact, this past weekend, me and my cousins were actually dared to go to that part of town,..but we chickened out.

I am a normal 19 year old, about to celebrate her 20th birthday in 3 months and I DO sincerely apologize for any hurtful things that I have said. Especially to you biatcho..I know that if I lost my father the way that you did, I wouldn't want anyone to make a joke out of it.

Please do except my apology, I am truly sorry

It's bad enough that there is one of her but now we have 4 look-a-likes? apocalypse must be around the corner

Why is she always red around her mouth?

What's she carrying in that bottle?Doesn't look like a fresh macchiato.

@53.

Who said anything about rubber and glue?
Looks to me like somebody missed their naptime.

Seriously, are you a product of incest or are you just mentally challenged?

If I worked at the DMV, you'd be the first to know. You're like so totally important to me that I reveil where I work and what flavor of lipgloss I use when my lips get chapped on a cool autumn day.

(sarcasm)

Yeah, go back to the older posts and re-read that material dear. Shouldn't you be sweeping or something. You sound like 50 year old janitor.

Clean up on aisle 55. That's FIFTY-FIVE.

Shit is starting to stink.

Lindsay Lohan is a handsome woman, but she should do something about the pube burns on her face.
That being said, shut the fuck up danielle, nobody cares.

@55 that story made me cry.... cant we all just get along? let's all play nice and leave all the lowdown, backstabbing to people who are pro's at that game.... hollywood celebs!!

You people are all faggots and I hate you.

I'm not a racist?That can't be,because ALL human are racist.Especially those people which are saying all the time they aren't racist.

Man Tatum O'Neil is looking old and rough these days, must be all the drugs.

Ignore 55 you dumb pricks. It's a hairy troll...probably biatcho, richie, jrz or some other fuckturd who abuses typekey to the fullest.

Your mother should've bought that book on homemade abortions.

I'm not racist because faggots and niggers don't count.

@59 -- Really? Nothing original at all? How the hell were you even conceived? Did a bunch of guys cum in a cup and attack your poor mother with a turkey baster? That's what the bitch gets for not swallowing.

Mr. Fish, please post topless Lohan shots. Argueing with danielle is like yelling at myself in a mirror and expecting something other than what I just said to come back.

@67 -- HAHAHAAHAHAHA. What about gooks, chinks, wetbacks, Aryans, Redmen and Inuits? I don't think they should count either. Apparently danielle doesn't count either. No I mean literally doesn't count.

1, 4, 2, 6, 23, 5...

Can someone clue me in to this longstanding feud everyone has with Danielle? I am Swiss on the whole thing, but I noticed that she is usually piled on quite a bit, but then also antagonizes people, too.

Also, shout out to Cisco Adler's nuts. I mention them every few days so they can remain in the public conscience.

Please feel free to share your thoughts on Cisco, too.

If you're a Caucasian human being and you really don't know how racism does feel,go visit Japan and walk a couple of hours in a busy crowdy city.

Don't patronize me Dr. Phowstus or I'll put this shank in your achilles.

I guess crispy crackers don't count for anything either due to the fact that their existence is solely based on the work of other people because, God forbid they have to wipe their own ass or do labor....eck!

@68.

Odd....I thought humor came with a laugh and a cookie. All I got was a gag and a wine cooler.

@69.

Hooked on Phonics doesn't deliver to the trailerpark so...I'll let that counting "typo" slide.

#71)Me gonna try!

Look, man...I just want this day to fly by, so I can go home and suck down 2-3 vodka martinis. Who's with me here???

PLEASE STOP THIS PEOPLE!!! we are supposed to be commenting on lindsay here.... not insulting each other. let's all STOP..... and GET ALONG PLEASE!!

Sounds great to me babe.

@70 I was just wondering the same thing. I hadn't been here for a few months, so I must have missed whatever Danielle did to fire everyone up so much. Last I had been on regularly it was the extremely annoying lamebanana everyone ganged up on, but I don't get why so many harbor animosity towards Danielle.

@70, 76 & 78 -- I actually don't know much about the 'girl' I just thought it prudent to point out her own stupidity to her. Isn't that reasonably common practice here? And thanks for the reminder on Cisco's nuts. I vomitted so loud when I read that my co-workers thought there was a sick lion here.

@72 -- So you like it rough toots?

@75 I'm with you there, but I might substitute a big fatty in place of the martinis.
On Lohan, why the 80's thrift store reject look? Christ, even Tara Reid looks more fashionable.

I NEVER post on this site, but feel I must now because the most entertaining part of reading it is being threatened. PLEASE don't stop ganging up on Danielle--it's the most enjoyable part! The celebrities don't answer back!!!!

Did you just call me toots? I'm not a foghorn, nor am I a trumpet. Trumpets and foghorns are niggers.

personally i see nothing wrong with her drinking as long as she does not get totally smashed

@82 -- But I have a sneaky suspicion you blow, and I mean that in a good way. Fuck, you can stab me in the ankle if I can stab you in the ass; only I won't use a knife. Deal?

tara sleaze and lindsay hohan are exact opposites..... let me explain: tara is great at concealing the fact that she sleeps around, but can't hide the fact that she has a drinking problem. lindsay is good at concealing the fact that she is drunk, but can't hide the fact that she sleeps around!!! three cheers for me!!!

Low-Han ....

What can I say? She just has that look that says:

"Hey there, My crotch smells like Chilli and Tomatoe Soup! Ok, have a nice day!"

Just my 2 cents.

I don't make deals with foghorn-lovers.

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#39: OMG , that was the sweetes story ever!! hHAHAHSHhshshaaha =^'.'^=

~39~ I'd fuck you

abrosia, you've got to be kidding me with that blog. have you ever heard of spell check? it's a good thing you kept this post to a few lines unlike your usual nonsensical crap.

#2, I have. It's not that great. She keeps her blackberry in there. It weirded me out, just like your comment.

#70, 76, and 78 - to add to what the good Dr. says, DamYell is not only a complete moron, but she posts crap on here like she's funny or something. Her posts rank up there with Michael Richards yelling "nigg_er" into a microphone, but she just doesn't get it.

Rich port and Jrz mommy would be able to tell you many more tales of DamYell, but they have been trolled so much that they have abandoned this blog. Go back a few months and read some of the blogs if they are available, and you'll get the picture.

Wow ... type the normal spelling of the word "nigg_er" got my comment blacklisted. Sorry ... "pending approval". So ignore the extraneous underscores and spaces in my post.

How did you get that word past the filter, oshkosh?

> >trying to do that by communicating with her in a straightforward
> >manner
> >always just backfires. she appears to be unable to process what we
> >say
> >(what anyone says?)
> >
> >-- astri
>
> True, but it will work better in the long run then treating her as
> younger than she is. For example, if you take her shopping and she
> wants to buy a shirt that is inappropriate and you let her make
> that decision it is up to the group home people to say she can't
> wear it. If you tell her on the spot 'you can't wear that cause
> it's inappropriate' then _you_ are the bad guy.
>
> My overall guess, as I've said before, is that she is
> unable/unwilling
> to let in the idea that you can be trusted or that she can count on
> you in any way. Even if you did _exactly_ what she wanted as she
> wanted it, she would find some way to push you away. What you offer
> and what she wants is WAY too scary for her to accept as being
> something she could possibly get in reality. And of course if she
> really has some deficit that is keeping her from being able to
> process what you say that is just compounding the situation even
> further.

...oh bugger

wrong on-line place thingy

hey babe...
...you know what is required
[what?]

Totally cured, like the way beef jerky is totally cured, right?

93., 94. cunt.

Nope, my posts get through just fine.

jude law is a real stand up guy

those aren't sunglasses they're fucking haterblockers

She was in rehab for oxycotin you prudes. She can still use Alcohol, Marijuana, Cocaine, LSD, Shrooms and Cock.

hopefully my daughter
will put it more delicately...

know when to quit...

as pink says...
"you can try and try.,.."
"...you cant be me"

so... you dont need it
we'r3e stillm qalibe
thanks alecia

...and thanks babe : )

I was thinking already,did i leave any door or window open?

Lindsay,

I want to kick your puppy.

"Kick your puppy" is a funny term I learned at the comedy club last night and I am just looking for an excuse to say it.

please wash your hair

have a great life...

we hAVE a huge mountain to climb
but we never give up...
...never surrender : )

luck babes

My response to this article? A total loss of respect for Jude Law. Who's with me?

Complete agreement. Jude Law has, in fact, fallin from grace. Douche.

she is a fire what