Mar 20 2007Lindsay Lohan shows off her naughty parts

gross

I don't care what ya'll say - She looks hot and God bless the internet.

who the hell got their camera in that close? jeez!

Hmmm...I don't see anything. But I trust it's there.

Needless to say, I'm so glad I am moving out of NYC, where I will be safe from the wrath of Lindsay cruddy vajajay. That thing poses more of a threat to this city than the possibility of terrorists bombing the subway.

Wow.......Lindsay's hoo-ha again.

I still like the boobies, though.

I'd still hit it. With a 1/2-ton van!

It looks like she's wearing those pantyhose that fat people wear to make their thighs look thinner. Not really working, though..

Uh...

Suddenly, there was silence, after a gaseous cloud wafted off her exposed crotch all patrons started craving for some Tuna-Helper...a dog barked in the distance.

in the words of henry winkler-
"those are balls"

WTF is up with the cigarettes lately? The latest trend in skank accessorizing seems to be the cig hanging loosely out of the mouth. I'm not sure which is sagging more, her cig or her vajayjay.

Why is she sleeping on that chick's face in the second pic?

Should I be surprised?

I mean, she drinks 7 times a week. I suppose everybody expects her to flash her hoo-ha. (Not that I'm happy about it.)

Somebody get that crack-ho back in rehab!!!
One time I was wearing this skirt, and was at a club and went to the bathroom. When I came out my skirt was caught in the waistband and my ass was showing. But that was an ACCIDENT. Funny thing though....nobody seemed to care.....

Her vajeeean looks grey and wrinkly. Like one of those hairless cats from Asia.

SHE'S WRETCHED. SOMEONE GET THE KID IN SCHOOL. MAYBE IF SHE WENT TO COLLEGE SHE'D LEARN THERE'S MORE OUT THERE THAN COKE, COCK AND COACH!

I'M SO HAVING BOYS...THIS SOCIETY BREEDS TRAMPS!!!!!

McFire Crotchrotterson was her name on Saturday.

I dont see anything?!? whatev.

Also, how to these "celebutards" pull off smoking in a place like this? Ive been to Plumm a few times, its not that big and there is no VIP section...

I think it's gotta be hard to come up with original ways to flush your million dollar franchise down the toilet when so many young starlets are self-destructing for the sport of it, but Lindsey has really staked out the "habitual vagina flashing" approach and made it her own.

16--that's too loud.

These pictures were posted why? At least with Britney, you got to see a little pussy. no matter how bad it looked.

And where is "isitin" I miss her

ha ha jrz.

She's performing the mating ritual of the Hollywood DoDo. It's common among brain-dead Hollywood females. When the time is right...they lift their skirts to let the males in the herd know they are ready to mate.

lol thats just the hose line riding her crotch. thats not her kitty.

Ewww.

Actually, it kinda seems like she's wearing those weird control hose, which have a seam that runs up the middle. My grandma used to wear those all the time (She was in her forties or so, when I recall.) and would hang them up in the bathroom. I'm pretty positive they had a seam in the middle though.

I mean, I ain't sticking up for the fact Lindsay's got a gross Jyne -- but if it's just a weird seam, it's no fun in making fun.

She lifted her skirt to draw your attention away from the outfit! Off the shoulder stripes and fingerless gloves? Jesus! it is horrifying.
And #23 don't even joke about her being ready to mate. Fortunately though, I suspect her "works" are too toxic to support life.

In the 3rd pic. that chick with Hobag looks like Fergie if she were hot or Michelle Pfeiffer (sp?) if she were young again. Either way she's way hotter than that excess skin surrounding Hohan's vajayjay!

Hi JRZ!!!

19- i know, right? TEAMS of people work with these girls to try to keep the money rolling in, and they SITLL manage.

A chimpanzee exposing his genitals in the zoo has more class than that whorish dirtbag.

@ 30. but at least with the chimp you're odds of having scat tossed at you are lower!!!

#26--You remember your grandma from when she was in her 40s? Nice to hear the women in your family let the acne clear up before popping out some kiddies. Oh wait...

I saw the actual pics, and I gotta say it, it looks like she has a scrotum and small testicles.

How beat up does her tunnell have to be to look that flopped out? I have a feeling Bungalow 8 loses a barstool every time she hangs out there.

Hi Notanicegirl. Do you think Lindsay Lohan's asthma acts up when she smokes?

Looks like she was using a pussy pump earlier in the evening. You can find more about them here:
http://www.spicyshots.com/galls/toys/61/swollen_pussy_movies334.html
May not want to look while at work or eating lunch.

what is the point of pussy pumping?

I truly look forward to the day that this no talent skank is no longer newsworthy. Wait, let me rephrase that.....I look forward to the day that the MEDIA decides she is no longer newsworthy.

She's so hot
::Drools::

looks like the fire burnt out

I echo schack. What is the point? If anyone here knows I would be curious to read the response.

jrz

sorry.. I was at work, and I get so mad, she just looks so goddamn smug. I hate how she's running around like that, just rotting away like an old roast. She's going to look like one soon.

whammer, i wouldn't hold my breath.

She wants me.

Is it just me or does she manage to make going out look boring?

Grade School Birthday parties at Chuck E Cheese look like more fun than any of the pics of seen of this rotting husk out at the clubs.

well, bugman, looks like another case of the runaway train. we don't know where we're going or why, but it looks like we're getting there fast.

***sigh***

It's Lohan. It's not like she's actually hot. People have been secretly programmed by some alien technology to think that this crack whorelet is sexy....She's played.

eww

an old roast? that's funny.

2nd pic...Michelle Pheiffer (left, duh !) never looked better !!

@34: If she defines asthma as any form of an airway obstruction- sure. For instant releif, she could try breathing w/out a giant dick in her mouth. Just a thought.

oops **relief**

Looks like she's packin some balls in there....
That friend of hers in the 3rd picture looks like an alien. Nice lip injections freak!

I've seen pieces of chewed bubblegum on the underside of park benches look more attractive than her distressed labia.

She trully is the epitome of class. Like the re-incarnation of Grace Kelley, you know if Grace Kelley had a crack habit and a shaved beaver.

And since when does she consider herself a DJ anyway? No one really needs to hear "Barbie Girl" and NSYNC 5 times a night do they?

I'm glad all the celeb/skank hot spots are in Manhattan (I live in Queens). I don't have to deal with the tramp. A woman of class, intelligence, and charm, Lindsay...

Ugh...

Maybe it's the sunlight shinning through my window and reflecting on my computer screen, but I don't see anything?!?! Maybe I should be thankful for that!

In the snatch picture i imagine her grumbling to herself, "When you gots ta itch, ya gots ta itch."
The woman next to her displays an appropriate reaction, shielding her eyes and leaning forward to retch after grabbing an eyeful of vag ridden with ripe, diseased pustules sprouting sparse patches of nappy, red hairs.

Sorry - couldn't see anything. The pic looks too dark on my screen.
But I will certainly accept as fact that LiLo had her skirt lifted up on purpose with her goods in plain sight. Maybe the hose should have been crochless for added attraction.

LiLo OD's in 10, 9, 8, ....

I was more captivated by how redneck she looks with that smoke hanging out of her mouth...
We've all seen her curtains a million times, who cares, but then again, why am i surprised to see her looking like a homeless coke head?

Red Bull in that can? Yeah...right. I do have to say, nothing says "Class Act" like flashing your crotch in your grandma's pantyhose.

if she is going to show all her parts, why not give Larry Flynt a call and make a few mill out of it.

Now that is a red snapper!

This is what perverts live for. See link.

Her vagine look like a Wizard Sleeve.

Vag after vag after vag.

God bless the internets!

Hmmm.... maybe she somehow thought her nylons were leggings.... which would mean drunk! Or just stupid. And it still doesn't make sense.

my mind says no but my raging boner says yes

are we neasrly done yet ?

? ?? ??? ????? etc

ooo a prime : )
that's one der fuyll#
what ?

get a grip

She did that because I walked into the room. Don't hate the player. Hate the game.

Apparently ladies, though you may have been born with a rather ordinary vagina, you may now elect to permanently supersize it, by repetitively creating a vacuum with a device known as a "pussy pump".

Who knew, ...

Oh, and the "real" RichPort uses a pussy pump to make his clit look like a small dick. True story.

I smell beef jerky.

And this is the bitch who once said she refuses to do nude scenes in movies.

Now that's an ugly cunt. And so is that stretched out thing between her speckled legs.

Look...there 2 "baldies" in that picture

Ya know.. I just don't know. I want to say leave her alone she's just out getting trashed and partying. But the other side of me.. Ahh she's a stuck up little bitch. She's snotty, full of herself. RED HEAD ICK! FIRE CROTCH! FRECKLE COVERED SKANK her attitute comes across screen as well. This is what happens when your young and you have this much fuckin power.

Why does she look as if she's been rubbing her face in coarse Pakistani pubic hair lately? I'm just saying...

she looks 40!!!

I'll bet her friends carry Lysol in their handbags. I would. How is it that no one says to her, "I would really feel more comfortable if your beaver wasn't raw on my upholstery. Thanks"? But the real shame is that this will NOT ruin her career. Can you imagine if this happened 50 years ago? Either the studio would successfully kill everyone in the room so the picture wouldn't surface, or Lindsey would be shunned like the herpes virus. I'm not one to say "Oh, those were better times," but... yeah, those were better times.

#63 - That link ... dumb.
And that pic that closes it out ... Who smacked that broad in the face to make that lower lip stick out like that? She's got that Bubba Blue thing going on!

Like Mike Rowe Says: "I can smell it now!"

One day closer to crossing over from "Hot Little Sex Kitten" to "Mangy Old Cat". Keep smoking those, you stupid bitch.

The picture isn't clear, but I think it looks like Lohan's balls are bigger than my own.