Mar 14 2007Lindsay Lohan runs over people
Lindsay Lohan almost killed a photographer last night after hitting him with her car. She told cops she was driving friends in her mom's BMW when they pulled up to a hotel at 3am to dodge some paparazzi. She then claims the paparazzi swarmed her in the valet lane and one of them jumped onto the hood of her car. Unsurprisingly, the photographers tell a very different story, saying one of the photographers was standing in front of the car when Lindsay flipped the car into reverse and then drive, knocking him down. A source adds:
"She got out of the car to look at Giovanni on the ground as she's talking to a cop, and then she's allowed to leave. The other photographers there threw a fit that she was allowed to leave. The cops then asked her friends to call her to come back, and she came back." NYPD detectives were still probing the incident but seemed to believe Lohan, sources said.
Lindsay Lohan crashes her car like every other month. She's almost as qualified to drive as the blind. And how can the cops believe her story over all the photographers that were there? They jumped onto the hood of her car? She's just making stuff up now. I'm surprised she didn't claim they also had knives and were turning into vampires.
UPDATE: Here's video of the incident. And yes, that's admittedly the worst impression of getting hit by a car ever.

Reader Comments
1. BarbadoSlim - March 14, 2007 11:02 AM
Paparazzi should get run over every minute of every day
2. ^Jenna^ - March 14, 2007 11:04 AM
Is she posing for cameras after she's hit that photographer? Wow, her transformation into the dumb superficial cracked out whore is complete
3. HerpesHilton - March 14, 2007 11:04 AM
Out of jail with Daddy, into jail with Lindsay.
4. MassGrrl - March 14, 2007 11:08 AM
In the third thumbnail, she's definitely posing... after almost killing someone. Niiice.
Brandy kills someone with her car and doesn't go to jail. Lohan hits a photographer and gets to leave the scene.
WTF?
5. Cassie - March 14, 2007 11:08 AM
Wouldn't the paparazzi have pictures of what happened?
6. samantha - March 14, 2007 11:08 AM
Smiling after you've just hit someone is so tasteful. Mean girl.
7. Sheva - March 14, 2007 11:09 AM
This Scarlett Johansen look alike deserves jail time.
Mean crazy eyed biyatch.
8. Fifth Stooge - March 14, 2007 11:10 AM
The paparazzi have all the fun.
9. p0nk - March 14, 2007 11:10 AM
no doubt returning from a long night at rehab.
10. BarbadoSlim - March 14, 2007 11:12 AM
Let's get a little perspective people, I despise this filthy Aids receptacle but, Paps are really sub-vermin. I would have no problem with them being exterminated in one swoop, Germany circa 1944 style.
11. mooshki - March 14, 2007 11:13 AM
I agree with BarbadoSlim. Team Lindsay! Paparazzi are a$$holes. If I were famous, I'd run 'em down too.
She was trying to drive away, and he deliberately got in front of her car to keep her from leaving. She was going at like 2mph. He totally hammed it up, pretending he was hurt. He was treated at the hospital for a "bruised knee," which he got when he threw himself on the ground pretending she hit him a lot harder than she really did. Sure, Lindsay is a train wreck, but the paparazzi are pond scum.
12. GuitarGirl - March 14, 2007 11:15 AM
When you're planning to do a hit and run please dont do it in front of the paparazzis -_-U
13. whitegold - March 14, 2007 11:20 AM
Why would the cops be called if she runs over the paparazzi? People hit vermin with there cars every day, and while it might not be the most humane thing, it isn't illegal either. When was the last time you saw the cops get called in to investigate a case of roadkill?
I say run 'em down LL, and as your tires bump over top of them do one of those cutesy i-feel-bad "oops" for the cameras.
14. D'arcy - March 14, 2007 11:20 AM
Who wouldn't be tempted to run over an eager nerd lugging a big camera and screaming your name?
15. mmmBitch - March 14, 2007 11:22 AM
Yeah, I'm agree with #11 and #12. You should watch TMZ to see how they essentially cram all around and try to get a ton of pictures they hawk to US and People for a pretty good sum of money. It's in their best interest to halt celebrities from moving, driving, leaving. And if something happens, ie, piss someone off and they lash out at the photogs, it's all the more money for them (read: Britney fights back!)
They're pretty aggressive,even with each other. I think people need to stop buying thos celeb rags - that would keep the demand down and stop fueling the celebrity craze we seem to be all about for the last 5 years.
16. LiLiMe - March 14, 2007 11:25 AM
She seams quite happy about attempting murder.
17. PunjabPete - March 14, 2007 11:29 AM
In more interesting news... Bri-Bri has already found her next crutch... Does this bimbo ever stop with the random hookups?
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0314spears.html
18. ImaCracka - March 14, 2007 11:33 AM
I agree..... Paparazzi should be ran over... i know that if those fags jumped in front of me like that... I would run them over.....
On a second note... those are some damn cute boots.....
My wife needs those.....
19. Superevil - March 14, 2007 11:37 AM
#5: I was gonna say the exact same thing but you beat me to the punch, fortunetly though, it wasn't the punch that's gonna land straight to LL's chin when I see her.
20. sabrina is awesome - March 14, 2007 11:41 AM
look.... the papparazzi deserved whatever they got.... why was the guy standing right in front of her car when she's trying to drive away!? i wish they'd leave her alone. Then maybe she could grow up a little without going completley crazy.
21. Spindoc - March 14, 2007 11:42 AM
DO you think the cops heard a tearing sound when she had to unstick herstelf from the driver seat to stand up?
22. Donkey - March 14, 2007 11:44 AM
This stupid bitch hits someone and is still smiling for the camera?
Un-fucking-believable!
23. TashaVin` - March 14, 2007 11:44 AM
She's so foxy, The boots are smokin!
I'd hit them too. Jerks.
24. YouRang - March 14, 2007 11:46 AM
You all realize we support the paparazzi by coming to the superficial on a regular basis right? That being said, who cares what celebrities and the paprazzi do to each other. Just entertain me.
25. Donkey - March 14, 2007 11:48 AM
#24-
I'll drink to that.
26. jpjrocks - March 14, 2007 11:48 AM
NIGGA DOWN NIGGA DOWN
27. daylin - March 14, 2007 11:50 AM
WHY OH WHY, couldnt poor Lindsay crash into an acting studio? Maybe while she was there repainting the building on the weekends she would over-hear and pickup some pointers!
OOH BURN!
28. Danner - March 14, 2007 11:51 AM
I would be smiling and posing too if I just smoked a Pap.
I'm not a Lohan fan; she is a crazy loon who needs to grow up. But if I had to deal with the pap's getting run over would be the least of their problems.
Though I do find it funny that these people run snapshots through the camera at warp speed and yet, at least for a couple of incidents I am aware of, there is not a single shot of the "act" being committed.
I call bullshit.
29. danielle - March 14, 2007 12:01 PM
Now, if only the pap was actually hit and killed.
Now THAT would be entertaining!!
...oh, and if he were white =D
30. Lowlands - March 14, 2007 12:03 PM
I hope the BMW don't have any damage because that would be a pity ofcourse.
31. monkeyrotica - March 14, 2007 12:06 PM
I don't care what you say. That's one hot lil crazy oompah loompah. I'd pee in her ass even if her mutant STDs made it look like a squid afterwards. I'd just cut it off. I'm not using it nowdays anyway.
32. lohanhasthebestcokeinCA - March 14, 2007 12:07 PM
dude look at her she clearly just blew like 40 lines, who gives that full face smile when talking to cops she's high as a kite and im all for it. cocaine
33. Lowlands - March 14, 2007 12:12 PM
#30)Instead of 'don't' it's 'doesn't' ofcourse.Look at the third pic from the left.I believe she tells the truth as well because that's a very convincing smile.
34. Bugman4045 - March 14, 2007 12:17 PM
The redemption of Lohan begins. She shows she is just like any average person by attacking the second lowest form of life- the papparazzi. Soon the media will start swinging around to her defense: "Poor Lindsay, she's just a simple coke whore trying to make her way in the world."
She will be the top of the charts in no time.
35. jrzmommy♠ - March 14, 2007 12:21 PM
Big deal. You, Lindsay, are no Lizzie Grubman.
36. RichPort - March 14, 2007 12:29 PM
So photogs are allowed to jump in front of her truck and she just needs to let them snap pictures of her until she goes blind? What the fuck? Even the IDF isn't supposed to use people as human shields (I mean they do, but...). So lemme get this straight: I can jump in front of anyone's car with a camera and not move as I take endless pictures, and THEN sue if they decide to nudge me out of the way with their 4000 lb vehicle? What a fucking joke.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I'm just kidding. Milk that firecrotch for all you can, camera jockey!
37. cate - March 14, 2007 12:29 PM
I hate lilo soooo much. Arguably one of the most obnoxious celebs.
Although, i have to admit, she looks very pretty here.
38. suzy - March 14, 2007 12:31 PM
1. that guy (her bodyguard, i assume) has reall ashy hands.... he needs lotion
2. i wonder if lindsay would get mad if people started to say she was starting to look like her dad.. cuz that evil smile looks like him in the 3rd pic with the ashy hand
39. Bugman4045 - March 14, 2007 12:32 PM
BTW, Lowest form of life: Trolls
40. imran karim - March 14, 2007 12:40 PM
haha look at that smirk
41. llllllllll - March 14, 2007 12:41 PM
(3rd pic from the bottom)can the puffer fish body guard's hands be anymore ashy?
42. lovescontroversy1 - March 14, 2007 12:47 PM
OK, so we all know what an oxymoron it is for stars to long to become famous enough to be stalked and then upon reaching that level of celebrity they punch photogs, etc...
BUT can you imagine leaving a club at night, getting in your oversized SUV and trying to drive in the dark with these guys dressed in black with a hundred camera flashes in your sight? it's inevitable someone is going to get knocked the fuck out.
if i were linds i would be grinning too...
43. ZayMama06 - March 14, 2007 12:53 PM
Please, if celebrities don't like the paparazzi then guess what, don't be a celebrity. I know it's got to be horrible but that comes with the job description. In the third pic she is posing, but really, how fast could she have been going? He's an idiot.
44. Bugman4045 - March 14, 2007 12:54 PM
#42, i think you mean "ironic contradiction", not oxymoron.
45. Captain Walleye - March 14, 2007 12:56 PM
She actually looks pretty good in those pics. I'd do her...twice.
46. lambman - March 14, 2007 1:10 PM
1) She looks totally hot in those pics
2) I'm glad she has cleaned up her act
3) I'm glad cleaning up her act doesn't mean she won't still hit people with her car
I once again LOVE Lohan!
47. SF Little Bear - March 14, 2007 1:12 PM
Yes, I'm sure the paparazzi were faultless; they are simply innocents trying to earn a dollar to put food on the table.
I couldn't even type that with a straight face. If you charge a car with a camera, shouldn't the car be allowed to charge you?
In a perfect world, we would hang one paparazzi per week in the public square and give schoolchildren long pointy knives for a game of "first to find the gall bladder wins".
48. LilRach - March 14, 2007 1:22 PM
You get em Linds! Fucken aholes.
I can't belive it! She has new shoes on! She really is moving on up.
49. Lowlands - March 14, 2007 1:29 PM
Maybe she bought the shoes from the insurance money.She probably told them she hit a sidewalk-pole with the car.
50. F-Sucker - March 14, 2007 1:34 PM
Lindsay, Paris, Britney, and all the other Hollywood hoes should have a contest to see who's the dumbest.
They could do it reality style, eliminated one person each week.
And by eliminating, I mean choosing a super-cool way to kill them live on the air.
51. FRIST!!! - March 14, 2007 1:48 PM
Ch- It's only cool if she did it on purpose. So, she's not my hero. Only Britney's my hero. I can't wait for Britney to get out of jail. I mean rehab. I baked her a pie and bought her a bottle of whiskey.
52. pirhan - March 14, 2007 1:52 PM
I agree with BarbadoSlim. I couldn't imagine being able to drive with a swarm of photographers in my way, with flashes going off.
53. arespilgrim - March 14, 2007 2:16 PM
I just watched that vidclip - she's barely moving when that guy flails all over her bonnet. That smells so much like a set-up, it's ridiculous.
Girl's got enough of her own problems without paps inventing new ones to get some pictures sold.
54. LilRach - March 14, 2007 2:31 PM
The paparazzi would have gone totally over the top with this - they are just like soccer players when they get injured - they turn into drama queens.
Remember when Tommy Lee swung that paparazzi around and he ended up screaming like a girl - it was halirious! And to top it off he was wheeled away on a stretcher and put in an ambulance and claimed that Tommy had broken his hip!!!!
55. Lowlands - March 14, 2007 2:32 PM
#49)She bought the shoes on forehand ofcourse.She's pretty smart because she able to make up a plan.
56. Lowlands - March 14, 2007 2:36 PM
#55)I missed the's,anyway i'm thinking about a trip soon to make...
57. BuckTheInfernal - March 14, 2007 3:06 PM
Look at her eyes. They've got her on some pretty powerful medication right now. Probably tranquilizers and massive doses of Paxil. She's gone from using one drug to using another...
58. i hate signing in - March 14, 2007 3:10 PM
heh... her lips acted as airbags.
i liked her until she started looking like she had body odor.
59. elf - March 14, 2007 3:16 PM
she has pretty eyes
60. volcanoesmeltme - March 14, 2007 3:18 PM
somehow in my skewed logic, i have become more sympathetic of lindsey lohan AFTER she hit a man with her car. and pic 4, i almost want to hug her for that mean girls smirk.
61. eliseb - March 14, 2007 3:20 PM
usually i'd love to bash lohan, but this is just stupid. did you watch the video?? the paparazzi are being total dicks. and then the guy that got "hit" just kind of rolls onto the ground. he barely even pulls off an "omg i got hit". and then someone says "another DUI??" all jackassy... they WERE all over her car.
god. sucks to be her.
62. HoraceMcTittiesworth - March 14, 2007 3:31 PM
I hope someone runs over Lindsay Lohan. Stupid spoiled whore. One less slut in the world!
63. lovescontroversy1 - March 14, 2007 3:32 PM
@44. i thought about that after i posted the comment. thanks for the correction. i may not of noticed it at the time seeing as how i was doing lines of lohan's coke.
it really is the best.
64. Zeebrat - March 14, 2007 3:34 PM
That was hilarious. The worst part is the site with the video quotes her as saying "I totally did that, I saw him." when it's clearly another pap saying "He totally did that, I saw him." That was the most ridiculous "a celebrity hit me now I can sue" story ever.
65. Nichole - March 14, 2007 3:42 PM
I think people should give these stars more credit. Can you imagine not being able to leave your house without cameras on your ass?? People like to ridicule the way they look and act, but if you had cameras on you 24/7 there would probably be some things you wouldn't want the world seeing also. And probably some pictures that aren't that attractive. I don't know why it is expected for them to be absolutely presentable with their hair perfect and makeup untouched every time a picture is taken. I could very well see a picture posted up here of Lindsay just crawling out of bed and people would go on and on about how shitty she looks and the drugs she has taken, when ANYONE would look like that! GIVE IT A BREAK
66. stephi - March 14, 2007 3:45 PM
I'm sorry I'm with her on this one. I don't normally like Lindsey, but you can tell he jumped up on the hood, and I think what she said was "he totally did that, I saw him" I think they just cut out the "he" like they do the "fucks"
She was going so slow, and her car looked fine.... he was faking it to jump in the lawsuit line. Paparazzi are so aggressive these days, what happened to Princess Di was ahead of it's time.....
67. Lowlands - March 14, 2007 3:58 PM
Is it just me or did she change the color of her eyes as well?I know it's just Lindsay but normally i would warn you guys for this kind of Lebanese/blonde-greeneyes mixes...
68. Truthseeker013 - March 14, 2007 4:08 PM
There are those in H'Wood who would offer the opinion that she didn't commit a crime, but perform a public service.
69. no I'm not like that - March 14, 2007 4:45 PM
Yeah, that website is completely wrong on the quote. It's some woman off camera who says "He totally did that. I saw him." unitelligible stuff... "I saw him do it. Look at him."
70. Lowlands - March 14, 2007 5:03 PM
On the fourth photo from the left.Look like $10.000 worth of damage on the BMW.
71. Nathiest - March 14, 2007 5:10 PM
Once again she is the victim. God damn it I'm so tired of these crazy assholes the "paparazzi". Haft of'em have a rap sheet over a mile long they are the ones that need to be locked up.
And all you haters lets see how well you drive a 3am with a billion flashes of light going off in your face. i hate you haters, sheep the whole lot of you.
72. Dory - March 14, 2007 5:19 PM
#4- Nearly Killed Someone?? I know Lindsays not the best actor in the world but compared to that paparazzi moron she has bucketsfull of talent.
73. connie2331 - March 14, 2007 5:42 PM
she has not had a drink in a while, but man o man anyone can tell that she is on some kind of upper!
74. Navdoug - March 14, 2007 5:49 PM
I think I believed the paparazzi side of the story until I saw the video. Isn't a video supposed to help their case? Worst insurance fraud acting EVER
75. NipsyHustle - March 14, 2007 5:53 PM
happy steak and blow job day
76. NipsyHustle - March 14, 2007 6:15 PM
LLLTC
77. Russell_Reyes - March 14, 2007 6:23 PM
I'm not a big fan of LL, but damn those paparazzi are annoying!
78. NeilB1979 - March 14, 2007 6:37 PM
I'd run you idiots over every chance I got.
79. Carsten5577 - March 14, 2007 10:07 PM
The negro was just hamming it up. Too bad...
80. LemonCrush - March 14, 2007 11:43 PM
Yeah...I call bullshit. He definitely faked that, you can tell on the video. I hate paparazzi even more than I hate Lindsay Lohan.
81. no1justminda - March 15, 2007 12:25 AM
She should have run his dumb ass over for real after he pulled that lame stunt. He grabs at his hip ooh-ahh-oowwwing, laying in the street on his stomach, motionless and he gets treated for a bruised knee. Does that even need to be treated? He just made a fool of himself. Even the paramedics know he's full of it. The one guy has a look on his face like "Man...should I really open this bag up and waste this neck brace, hhhhhh"
82. metaphor - March 15, 2007 1:59 AM
That was an obvious set up, he threw himself on the hood of the car. He's hoping to get a lawsuit going no doubt, but after that video everyone can see that he faked it.
And what were those paps mumbling on about? "skateboard bodyguards" followed by a beavis and buthead style laugh. And like morons they kept repeating it over and over.
No wonder this is the only work they can get.
And that car chase at the end was really creepy. Isn't that illegal? Those guys are stalkers.
83. Hortense - March 15, 2007 3:27 AM
Yay she's done what all people known to man kind want to do and she didn't use an umbrella like stupid bitch Spears!
84. Caris - March 15, 2007 4:04 AM
WHAT A WHOLE HEAP OF NOTHING
The video is even cut "....did that I totally saw him." Trying to say the ... is I when like she admitted to it when it is far more likely she said HE did that. Lying there on the ground and making the paramedics pick him up for a bruised knee. There must be something that idiot can be charged with pulling a stunt like that.
85. hollywood_hillbilly - March 15, 2007 4:45 AM
Giovanni, a fitting name for someone who dives like an italian calcio player.
86. spineofsnake - March 15, 2007 5:07 AM
What's with people saying she "looks pretty" now?
She has a more flattering haircut. That's it. Her face still looks like a prematurely wrinkled sack of crap.
87. pancakes - March 15, 2007 7:07 AM
she is a burlap sack with fake tan - i HATE her..she is one of the worst actresses in the world,she's a redhead(come on,we know they're the root of all evil) and the whole blonde hair thing is just highlighting the fact that she is pale,unattractive+freckly..ugh
88. dumbphuck - March 15, 2007 7:27 AM
fuck me dead. honestly, what the fuck was that? she barely touched him and the motherfucker went to the ground and didn't get up for like 5 minutes... go play football (soccer) u whiny little bitch.
this has to be the one time i've been on lindsay lohan's side seeing as this cunt was a fuckin pussy to the max x100000000000000.
89. Sarah - March 15, 2007 8:14 AM
What an asshole! The guy deserved it. I saw this on Entertainment Tonight and he was apparently rushed to the hospital for a brusied knee. What a pussy!
90. MissRandom - March 15, 2007 8:54 AM
Ok I am as sick of Lindsay as everyone else but after watching that worse than the Blair Witch Project videography (by professional photographers, no less) that guy is dumber than she could ever be. First, he insults her bodyguard (um hello 300lb solid muscle black guy) then he leans over on her car to take more pictures. The to top off the grand event he gets bumped by her car. He immediately falls to the grounds and starts screaming... then refusing to say anything or get up when asked to by police or whoever saying he is pain. Once at the hospital he treated for a bruised knee (that probably was a result of his theatrical falling to the ground) and released.
WOW! That Lindsay is a wild one! She will soon be labeled the first hit and run serial killer.
91. Spindoc - March 15, 2007 11:46 AM
I despise Lohan...
That said, I think that this guy should be prosecuted for improper use of emergency services. Just because I think she is a nausiating patheticly out of control ego-maniacle hosebeast, it doesn't mean I would want her to be prosecuted for something that is obviously a phony set up.
92. herbiefrog - March 15, 2007 2:14 PM
see how everyone loves you now... : )
just try not to...
actually...
run over...
people...
lol babe : ))
93. dumbbrunette - March 15, 2007 8:46 PM
she's only wearing an earring on one ear. weird.
94. ChrisTea - March 16, 2007 5:10 AM
OH MY GOD!!! DID you see the video!! That photographer was totally faking it!. They didn't even catch the exact moment it happened I think he threw himself in front of car as she drove off. I mean come on!, he was only treated for a bruise on his knee!!. And it says that she said "She saw him" implying that she did it on purpose, but in the video she is saying "I saw him, I saw him do it" He jumped in front of her cAR People!!!!
I really was gonna say what a dumbass because I really don't like Lindsay (although she is pretty). But the video proves she was right!!!!!!!!!!!!!
95. Robin - March 16, 2007 8:29 AM
That guy was sooo climbinig on the hood of her car. That was threatening, and I'd have run the guy down myself.
Director: "Action!"
Paparazzi: "OWWWW OWWWW OWWWW" *grab leg*
pathetic! (Even if she was impaired, this was not her fault.)
96. Tara_reid_loves_you - March 16, 2007 6:51 PM
All you Lindsay haters are just plain mean!
97. candyshroomz - March 17, 2007 2:42 PM
Ok, you people saying that the photographers deserve it, you DO realize that the only reason most of these no talent, skanky "celebrities" are still being talked about and still in the spotlight are because of the paparazzi, don't you? These tabloid whores should be thankful for them, not running them over because the tabloids are the only reason they are still famous. It must be nice to be able to drive drunk when you want, assult people, and crash cars on a regular basis without any repercussions. Ah, to be a celebrity and not even have to do anything to deserve it, except for a couple crappy movies and after just act like a complete drug addicted whore.
98. herbiefrog - March 17, 2007 9:47 PM
97 ...so you would like to be covered in fleas ?
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99. sh0t0kan - March 18, 2007 10:45 AM
she should just carry a bat and hit them with that. i dont blame her she should be the one thats all pissed off because that fucker dented her BMW. by the way she looks super hot in the pic
100. devin - July 2, 2007 12:25 AM
Lohans an Anal whore