Mar 8 2007Lindsay Lohan goes blonde
Lindsay Lohan spent six hours bleaching her hair blonde at the Neil George Salon in LA yesterday and then showed up to Mr Chow's the same night looking like this. Because nothing says "I'm not as dumb as you think" than blonde hair. Is this how she expects to be taken more seriously? She'd get more respect if she was wearing a Hitler mustache and clown shoes.

Reader Comments
1. danielle - March 8, 2007 10:02 AM
LOVE IT!
2. RJ - March 8, 2007 10:02 AM
Wow, this site just gets lamer and lamer.
3. ImaCracka - March 8, 2007 10:05 AM
What did she have to eat there?
Cream of sum yung guy?
HAHWAHAHWAHAHAHWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
4. Fehklar - March 8, 2007 10:09 AM
Then why do you fucking keep coming here if it's so lame RJ?
5. HerpesHilton - March 8, 2007 10:09 AM
Nice bow.
6. danielle - March 8, 2007 10:10 AM
#3.^^^
LMAO!
But, I think it she had sushi.
7. lookma_nohans - March 8, 2007 10:10 AM
She took her dealer to Mr. Chow's?
8. MrSemprini - March 8, 2007 10:10 AM
*gasp* Clown shoes AND a Hitler moustache? You know my secret shame...
Curse you. CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Have a nice day...
9. llllllllll - March 8, 2007 10:10 AM
I suppose the blond bow on her shirt means she now matches...black eye brow/black pants, Blonde hair/blonde bow
10. jpjrocks - March 8, 2007 10:12 AM
This iste is indeed getting really lame
11. wedge1 - March 8, 2007 10:14 AM
Damn that's pretty awful. Not much to say here except that I hope she gets better.
12. ImaCracka - March 8, 2007 10:15 AM
Yea I hate lame iste's!!!!!!! lol... tard
13. F-Sucker - March 8, 2007 10:16 AM
I wonder if she also dyed her snatch.
14. PaisleyMoon - March 8, 2007 10:16 AM
She can spend 6 hours getting her hair done, but, not be able to stand up when she has to work. What a worthless ho, and an insult to us real blondes.
15. llllllllll - March 8, 2007 10:20 AM
She can afford to not stand up when she works...I thought all celebrities earned their pay laying down?
16. guymorgan - March 8, 2007 10:21 AM
#4
because her works for some crap gossip site and wants people to loose faith in superficial
17. TheKat - March 8, 2007 10:23 AM
Eeeeew, did anyone notice her toes? Someone's in need of a pedi!!
18. UNCLE NED - March 8, 2007 10:23 AM
My experience is that redheads don't care too much for blondes, and when a pretty redhead decides to "go blonde" she is basically saying "I'm confused about who I am". Lindsay is confused about who she is. Go red, Lindsay! Bleached blondes are a dime-a-dozen.
19. lookma_nohans - March 8, 2007 10:25 AM
#13
Last time we all saw it, the saarlac pit was bald.
20. DizzyIzzy - March 8, 2007 10:26 AM
Man, that looks like a bad wig. Baaaad wig. Hasn't anyone told this girl that overprocessing kills your hair and overexposure kills your career. I would never go see any movie this chick is in because I wouldn't be able to dissociate her character from her public image. Which is terrible. Hey Lindsay - think Tom Cruise, JenBen (or whatever they were called - Affleck and Lopez), or Rosie. Geez. Oh yeah, and nice meth face. I'm 36 and look younger than you. Yikes!
21. RJ - March 8, 2007 10:28 AM
#4 hoping it would get better. apparently it's not going to anytime soon.
22. bergdof616 - March 8, 2007 10:30 AM
I need to become a damn Hollywood hairstylist. Dunk the head is tub o' bleach, then in a deep fryer....voila, now give me $800. Seriously, no one in Hollywood has good hair anymore.
23. Wow Just Wow - March 8, 2007 10:31 AM
Goes from Long Island Red to this?
She looks like a young Victoria Gotti.
Yick!
24. elizabeththewellread - March 8, 2007 10:35 AM
I hate this stupid cow.
25. Wow Just Wow - March 8, 2007 10:35 AM
What's up with her big toenail in photo 5?
She looks like a giant tree sloth trying out for a part as Tony Montana's furniture in Scarface.
26. teetee - March 8, 2007 10:36 AM
Two words,
FIRE CROTCH. Nuf said.
27. lambman - March 8, 2007 10:38 AM
Yeah, I think I'm pretty much done with this site.
The only reason to come here is to look at pictures and read the quoted blurbs...the commentary and "jokes" are hella lame.
But the readers do put funny stuff in the comments though
28. lambman - March 8, 2007 10:41 AM
If she's supposed to be blond in her new movie that would explain why all she did on set was sleep in her trailer...because she had dark hair that day, but the movie just started filming and she just went blond
# 18 - I don't think Lindsay is "confused about who she is" I think she's a working actress and is required to change her hair color for her job.
29. Hecubus - March 8, 2007 10:46 AM
I can't understand how anyone could find this bitch anything other than sickening, I mean honestly she really makes me feel physically sick just looking at her.
She's got one of those 'I'm a complete bitch' faces, like Elizabeth Taylor, a spoiled cat or that kid from Malcom in middle.
30. veggi - March 8, 2007 10:47 AM
she's nuttier than squirrel shit.
31. guymorgan - March 8, 2007 10:49 AM
Wow I am suprised at how many people from other gossip sites are employed to slag off the superficial.
They are so obvious!
32. Chouli - March 8, 2007 11:01 AM
Why is she dressed like my grandma on bingo night?
33. veggi - March 8, 2007 11:03 AM
@31- what does that even mean, weirdo?
34. Tekniqz - March 8, 2007 11:08 AM
I'd hit it.
35. Zoey - March 8, 2007 11:15 AM
Her roots need doing.
36. schack - March 8, 2007 11:21 AM
wait, I had that shirt... it was the good old days, 1990. i looped the corner of it into a matching plastic shirt-corner-looper,
oh, and I was SEVEN YEARS OLD
37. wedge1 - March 8, 2007 11:32 AM
#36 so...you got pics of that...?
38. Jenster - March 8, 2007 11:36 AM
seriously, why does she think that looks good? she looked rediculis the last time she dyed it blond.
39. guymorgan - March 8, 2007 11:36 AM
#33
Now I am suprised at how many retards there are on here too.
(actually that's a lie, I am not suprised at all...)
40. libertine - March 8, 2007 11:37 AM
she looks like her mother.
41. 86 - March 8, 2007 12:17 PM
That shirt is hideous.
42. jrzmommy♠ - March 8, 2007 12:18 PM
because she looked so good the first time she went blonde..........
43. Spindoc - March 8, 2007 12:21 PM
Damn, somebody needs to go to Tranny School to learn how to look less like a pig in a wig.
44. Tits_McGhee - March 8, 2007 12:42 PM
Wow, when I insisted she get a dye job, I meant a GOOD dye job, like oh, say BACK to her natural hair color!
She looks like the epitome of Long Island/New Jersey/Brooklyn trash.
45. Nikk The Templar - March 8, 2007 12:50 PM
Uhhh...uhhh...umm....what the hell is that and why is it making my genitals itch?
46. HollyJ - March 8, 2007 12:52 PM
i think the blonde pleasantly accentuates her rashy-looking orange freckles and crack wrinkles
47. Lowlands - March 8, 2007 12:59 PM
With iron selfdiscipline i'm forcing myself to start with the remaining administration.I'd put it on the blowdryhan post because then my attention don't get distracted.I haven't yet my thick glasses on but that hair is not blond but flaxen.Must be her real color...
48. HughJorganthethird - March 8, 2007 1:00 PM
I'm pretty sure she had the Almond su Crack followed by a nice Vicodan Hot -Pot. For dessert? Jizz I'm guessing..
49. Lowlands - March 8, 2007 1:06 PM
I see on the 2nd pic this brotha is licking his lips while grabbing her from behind...
50. wedge1 - March 8, 2007 1:10 PM
I saw that on the Nature Channel recently
51. D'arcy - March 8, 2007 1:10 PM
The jokes are terrible. You know you're at your sorry wit's end when you need Hitler to bring a joke around.
*wanders off into oblivion*
52. Lowlands - March 8, 2007 1:11 PM
Blowdryhan seems to enjoy the grabbing...
53. crestlin - March 8, 2007 1:21 PM
she looked posessed...now she's in the same boat as the olsen twins...
54. narcissus - March 8, 2007 2:18 PM
Her orange hair fits to her orange skin now..
55. Truthseeker013 - March 8, 2007 2:45 PM
Ummmm...excuse me...
56. fame is funny - March 8, 2007 3:02 PM
she DOES look like that kid from malcom in the middle! ha!
on a side note, how do you dye your hair halfway through a movie?
57. pana1718 - March 8, 2007 3:15 PM
WTF?
58. ElatedPornStar - March 8, 2007 3:30 PM
She'll never get respect, as long as she has freckles on her twat.
59. icess64 - March 8, 2007 3:39 PM
If the jokes on this site are so bad, then why visit the site at all, much less take the time to write comments?
60. Chef - March 8, 2007 4:47 PM
I still like her best as a redhead...dark to blonde never works...
And couldn't they have lightened her brows a little...they're w-a-y too dark for a blonde!
61. WTF? - March 8, 2007 6:03 PM
Horrible.
62. kathleen170 - March 8, 2007 6:24 PM
@60
I totally agree with you. She looked best around like 2 or 3 years ago when she had her red hair and her skin wasn't overly tanned and leathery. And my god, she desperately needs to lighten up those brows!
63. licklick - March 8, 2007 6:34 PM
The dye job looks half-baked.
Now she's got fucked up skin and hair.
64. Juliana - March 8, 2007 7:16 PM
Did NOBODY notice her toes? They look terrible. Maybe she should go get a pedicure.
65. marjie - March 8, 2007 7:33 PM
I wonder when all of her hair will fall out.
66. lilygirl - March 8, 2007 9:09 PM
But who is that guy with her? He looks the crack dealer that hangs out on my corner!
Scary, and wierd.
67. babygirl5187 - March 8, 2007 10:38 PM
since when did it become okay to dress like the golden girls?
68. BritneysFUCKhat - March 8, 2007 11:58 PM
That is NOT blonde, that is chicken fat yellow.
Her toes are fucking bown/orange and her front teeth are starting to gap. I hate this cunt. Even Britney news is better than reading about this worn out ho.
69. BritneysFUCKhat - March 9, 2007 12:02 AM
bown, brown, you get the idea...
70. Stink - March 9, 2007 1:02 AM
I bet she'd get reeeeal mad if you threw some grape juice at her noggin. And by grape juice I mean a frozen can of the concentrated stuff.
71. GG1000 - March 9, 2007 7:04 AM
Geeez, look at those eyes! Like a cat in headlights. Have another line, Linds, we need another celebrity overdose to keep us entertained for a week or so.
72. herbiefrog - March 9, 2007 7:18 AM
ok... we give in : ))
...and yes the hair is fab )
73. wink - March 9, 2007 8:03 AM
Deer in tha headlights.....! ! !
74. arden - March 9, 2007 9:44 AM
I like it . . . but I really think she should go back to red and leave it alone. It was really pretty then.
75. imran karim - March 9, 2007 1:44 PM
wasn't the last time she was blond when she was anorexic
76. Amy - March 11, 2007 2:51 AM
does anyone else find it amusing that her necklace reads "fairest of them all"?
77. SallyUp - March 12, 2007 9:53 AM
jesus...look at those toe nails...she spends 6 hours bleeching her hair and but not 2 minutes washing her feet....bleaaahhh!!!!
78. LeeLee - March 12, 2007 10:29 PM
At least it's better than when her hair was black and it looked like she was trying to reprise her "ex-wife" costume from Mean Girls.
79. HollywoodSnark - March 23, 2007 12:30 PM
six hours? did they do it hair by hair?