Mar 19 2007Lindsay Lohan forgets to button her shirt

my grandmother has nicer titties...

FRIST!

First to get raped by me, jrzmommy. hah!

she's still wearing my grandma's boots

oh, lindsay. your star rose so quickly. were you smart, you coulda been on some billionaire's arm right now. but instead you're just atmospheric trash, on its way down :(

It's not the boob, or the boots. The bigger problem is that fucking white bumpy cardigan thing she has over the white shirt. Is that Coogi Spring '07?

And you can drink all the Voss you want, Miss Lohan. You will never be clean and pure.

#5 is saying in fancy words that Lohan is an ugly, no-talent cunt.

Just wanted to make sure Britney could understand this if she happens to be reading.

thanks for the translation. you'd think it would be easy to speak simply, but lots of times its harder to do.

Why does it look like her hairline starts in the middle of the top of her head? I know her head is tilted back, but geez, is her hair trying to make a retreat from her face?

i always wondered what kind of idiot buys that fashion water... now i know

Up until this photo I felt sorry for Lindsay... her Dad was in prison everyone is calling her a crazy slut.

This is so obnoxious, my empathy is all used up.

apparently she's taken fashion advice from ashley olsen one step farther...

yes we could be rude
...to you, but wont

what do you want to do ?

...maybe
...think
...about it :) ?

if you were at the end of life...
...what would you like to have accomplshed :)

you kno, it could have been worse...she coulda flashed her chimi-chong to us without any undies on again. but i guess if rehab's taught you one thing, it's NEVER to flash your chimi-chonga more than 1 billion times in a dumb-blonde celebrity's pathetic non-sober life.

Hey! This Lindsay Lohan is me. Ya'll are just gelus cause im so hot and have lots of $ I lik to party and have fun but have been clean and sober for like a while. That is not glass in my vodka and I am not ddusak drunk while tudip typing thissasj. Leave me alone andj;al go makkkea fun of Pafj p Paris Hilstn or some;thign. IA ams;df a;ksldjas zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Another thing...
lindsay probably unbottoned her shirt on purpose cause it was such a "nice breeze" outside and the boys--and by that i mean sagging-bagging martian hooters--needed a breather or two.
i guess u could expect this type of thing from a career-fading blondie. gee i wish she and anna nicole traded places yesterday...

"Recent Rehabbers Hide BOOZE!!" Tip #25:

Wear a white button down t-shirt. Leave middle button open. Insert booze under left breast and sip, as needed. NOTE: If breath begins to smell of alchol, feign astonishment and/or direct incredulous tone towards authorities.

@15 oh lindsay, we feel your pain. its a shame u never learned to read. or spel. or rite wurds

How do tits that small sag?

when you get implants taken out of them

#19 Because they're not adequite.

Not that suprising coming from her. She probably peeped out the hotel window and saw the paps and was like "this oughta get em going".

Pamela Andersons tits don't sag that much. Even when she took her implants out. They would not be adequite even if you push them together and made one tit

Regardless of how stupid and skanky the chick is.........she still has a nice rack.

And I'll bet she shags like a minx.

F-Sucker - she may shag like a minx, but wat tits are you looking at? My cat has bigger tits. You will get a rib bone stuck in your throat before you get a mouth full of those.

was yesterday easter?

I keep telling you people, you may be FIRST, but I will always be FRIST!!!

Schack - No April 8th is Easter. Why did you find rabbit crap around your house?

one should be careful
before or when...
shagging one of my daughters

so learn... or "word" or whateer the current phrase is

And most of the time, you're not EVEN first! You're second!!! Hahahahahahaha

Alright, now this one I actually find attractive...

what is your damage, herbifrog? i've never seen anyone respond to your monotonous poems. consider this a favor.

jiimbo- well, i thought it was catfood, so i fed it to my cat who subsequently got sick. i don't know what that bunny ate.

and drunk- what do you mean by "this one"?

Jiimbo:

They look fine to me..........I'd suck em.

F-Sucker - Enjoy that rib bone in your throat while you are sucking on those little droppy things

I didn't like those boots back in the 80's, why are they trying to bring those back? In fact that whole fucking outfit-hold on gotta answer the phone, ok I'm back-SUCKS ASS!!!

she looks like a walking tag sale

don't celebrities talk to ANYONE before leaving the house? they wear the most ridiculously ugly clothes and always seem to forget a bra or show their crotch. it's like, come on now.

Is there something wrong with showing your crotch? Uneless you are Britney Spears. I for one am always looking for a good beaver shot.

This one time...at band camp.....
Fuck it. Hinder sucks ASS

why don't you just let us wallow in our own powerless and leave the selling "democracy" sham to the politicians, okay?

Awwww.....gossipmeter sucks ass too....

who is hinder?

Hey Schack, is there any new posts yet? If I check myself it will take me 5 minutes to get back here....

no, no new posts

Who cares? no matter what she shows off or what she wears, she will still be ugly. Even if she goes out topless (hasn't she already?) and shows off her vagina (like she did) she will still be ugly. 0% attractive, 0% hotness, 0% sexiness, 0% fuckable, 0% boner inducing. Always ugly.

Hinder is the suckiest band EVER...member that "Lips of an Angel" song? They sing that. Whenever I hear it, it makes me want to start killing people in the parking lot...

Hey Schack, Any new good naked pictures of any celbs????

heaven666.org

She looks so much better with darker hair. I dont' know why she insists on bleaching it lighter. It looked horrible when she did it before, and it still does!

What happened to "isitin" Is she out looking for a bigger dick? Maybe doing a few Kegel exercise?

I miss her bitter hatrad towards men. I am sure she is just misunderstood. Once she finds a man that can satisfy her, I am sure she will be sweet and cuddly

Forgot to button her shirt? i am actually more surprised that she actually remembered not to wear the same thing she wore the day before.
i assume that every day she opens her closet and thinks "whose clothes are all these? Should I wear them? wait, where am i? Then after the guy in her bed fills her in, she rehearses for a movie she already did 5 years ago. Then when she finally leaves the house she keeps herself busy by walking around looking for her bike or ana an ice cream truck.

I noticed that the last few pic's I've seen of her, she has her nose in the air like her shit doesn't smell.

I guess if you compared her sphincter to her maggot infested, puss oozing cuzz the black hole would come in first.

I have no doubt however, that there is no smell more distincter than her sphincter.

Fitfy Frist?

Fifty WHAT????? I'm FRIST!!! I'M FRIST!!!
Yeah, ok whatever, I gotta go home now....martini time :)

the paps were going to take her picture in her fugly clothes anyway, by unbuttoning her shirt, she made sure she got on Fish

#1 - I want to bang your grandma....

Jude Law's been fondling those breast lately. Whohooo!

#57
not grandnma to us

Amen 59... #1s Grandmother sounds like a GILF...

So... Some Disney Whore flashes a little sidetit, and everyone is expelling semen in their boxers? This drunken meth slut is on a one-way road to spreading her STD's around the next rehab she checks into...

If one must pity someone, pity the desperate, unbathed, homeless junkies that she will be giving herpes to, as they stand in line in the hallway of the rehab facility to take their turn riding this speed skank to VDville...

She will have to actually wash her greasy face, and her atlantic cod cooch before anyone in the joint will tap it tho...

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lindsay is lindsay, but the picture is hot, if you don`t like it, sorry, you`re either girl or gay.
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I wish the hands of this moronic white trash who always post "first" would dry out and crumble, would it be too much to wish for? really?
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I thought the remote was lost - but it's now a battery prob. (AAA are the smaller ones)
In other words now that Lind's career is over she should try reality TV.
IE:
- That Ali daughter looks ok from behind. But you should see her box.
- My sources are saying McCartney was inspired to do a rewrite of an earlier hit soon after his wedding. But release of 'I want to hold your Leg' has been held back pending the divorce settlement.
Of course my sources have been wrong before...

too bad she didn't forget panties and pants too. Delicious!

I made a video about her boob hanging out. It's called "What Perverts Live For" - I used it as my url for this comment.

Well well well....looks like she has that white "stuff" on her leg again....guess snorting coke makes you forget to button your top

Has anyone else noticed how different her face looks since she got out of rehab? At first I thought she looked healthier, but now I'm not so sure.

Where is she getting all the money for someone to teach her to be this trashy?

yay... now i have something to masturbate to tonight.

Poncherello from CHiPs called.
He wants his sunglasses back.

well isn't that attractive

#68 - Instead of rehab, I think Lindsay went in for a "tune-up", in other words, some facial reconstruction.

Boobies, Yeah!!!

#72, that's not what I meant. She just did that Prairie thing last year, right? The way she acts in general, she can't be managing her money properly. Where is she getting all this money to be so trashy?

This drunken and diseased degenerate is so 2004 it's not even funny anymore. Georgia Rule will BOMB and that will be it. Straight to DVD from then on.

Juuuuuuust one button away from me deciding whether or not I'm a Lohan fan. I mean fuck her face (others have); it wouldn't be the first time I talked directly to some chick's tits.

Wonder where she's going? Probably some place important, like her weekly Mensa meeting or Bible study group.

Lindsay,

I want to kick your puppy

#24 And I'll bet she shags like a minx.
I doubt it. Unimaginative. Uninspired. Dishonest.
I suspect she is a lousy lay. And just the thought of the mileage on this girl at the age of 20 makes my penis retract in fear.

Lindsay lohan sideboob *agh* I "live" for moments like these, my god she is so friggin' hot, she is perfect!

#80

You must be deaf and have no sense of smell

#80 - you may want to check out www.sideboob.org

I like their description of Lindsay HoHan (page 2): "Who is Lindsay Lohan? She is an actress best known for skanking around at Hollywood parties and acting in a bunch of Disney movies."

@79 -- I agree. Even after punching her in the face a few times the bitch barely moved. And she never took off her shirt. And my dick is blistered.

I dont know if she can act or sing or whatever but this hot little bitch can party with me any time......

She reminds me of that publicist Lizzie Grubman.

That whole aura of desperation to look hot even though Lizzie was much less attractive than any of her clients. Lindsay has the same thing. She is so morbidly obsessed with trying to look good even though the average girl in Southern Ca. could put on a Baseball cap and some sweats and look better than her.

It would be sad if the girl wasn't such a Nasty little Cooze.

85--yeah, doc, right down to driving through crowds of people!

Boooor-ing.

I was wearing it. Don't hate.

for the recrord, fox news is now referring to this sit e as a source:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,259670,00.html

p.s.s orry about the typing i might bew drunk

are your boobs as big as people say?Well I dont care what the size is because I am almost twelve and my boobs are huge.This is really embaressing to tell my favorite star.

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