Mar 29 2007Lindsay Lohan doesn't need a bra

first!

Bras are overrated, just like pubic hair.

WOW I really was first!! OMG my first first!

kamihi:

Get a life.

YEOWWWWW! GET A BRA BRAH

What she needs is a shotgun just like the one Kurt Cobain owned.

she's hot...

The only thing she needs on her is me.

BigJims been drinkin whiskey
And playing poker on a losin night
Pretty soon, BigJim starts a thinkin
Somebody been cheatin and lyin
So BigJim commences to fightin
I wouldnt tell you no lie
And BigJim done grab his pistol
Shot his friend right between the eyes

why the fuck is she wearing two different shoes? and i really hoped she had a vagina slip seeing that 8th picture.

Thngs could be worse. We got Tara Ried's somewhat big tits with no bra this morning and now Lindsay is showing a little nipplage through her shirt and lets not forget Haley showing some nice cleavage.

BigJim I am now gonna wait for the occasion I can do it properly by typing "FRIST" that day I'll have nothing left to live for! I might suggest thouhg your are trawling a site for gossip on celebs so the same statement "get a life" applies to you too!
@#6 - too funny

@6 I am hoping the same thing. I have Linsay in my gool pool this year.

what's a gool pool?

why am I still at work?

Where are my pants?

Get this skank some support, and a vat of penicillin, STAT!

Lindsay's looking gooood, but something's not right about the boobs. Gotta be implants.
I would like to investigate further.

This girl is going to have to strip naked, shave her head and run down the street screaming "i am the firecrotch, i am the firecrotch" before she can surprise me anymore.

and yeah what is a goo pool??

Good paparazzi shots in a few steps:

1- Walk.
2- Carry a drink and/or a purse.
3- Wear something silly (+1 if no bra).
4- Step in a car (+1 with no panties).
These are the basics. Set in stone.

Now optional is:
*- tons of (+1 if orange)make-up.
*- stupid girl/boyfriend dragging you.
*- stoned at party.
*- car driving challenged. (you can make interesting combinations with these last two).

Highlights remain:
- genitals exposure.
- car crash exposure.
- cocaine lines exposure.

Anyone feel free to contribute.

Hey! If she keeps the trend with no bras we can use her nipples as an age dial as they slowly point further and further down over the years.

you can't ask too much of her

Hey, Saera, in answer to your probing question, "why the fuck is she wearing two different shoes?"... Uh, she changed them. I hate Lyndsey too but criticizing her for changing her shoes is really grasping hard for something to criticize.

That last picture shows just how out of shape she is. Never done a squat thrust in her life. If she makes it past thirty-five (doubtful) she'll be a sickly pathetic wreck.

Pedicure = the only allowable reason to trash around in cheap rubber flip flops.

Why not class it up and just go barefoot like Britney?

#21, the only reason i asked that was because wouldn't it be easier to stick with one pair instead of changing shoes? and it's nothing to serious, yo.

Ghoul Pool = Place bets on who is going to die this year
come onnn... you're smarter than that!
there's even a web site dedicated to it!!!

walk in with yellow flats and black nail polish

walk out with hot pink nail polish on fingers and toes with pink flip flops

lol... even with all the paparazzi.. she's got time to fix her nails-- but not her clothes..

wtf?

How is it that she has time for all this shit, but can't seem to get to her work on time?

note to self - shorts are too short if your vagina eats them when you sit in a car. that wedge must be painful, if she still has feeling down there.

Gyno Doc, while peering at her vag: "My Miss Lohan, you have the largest vagina I've ever seen... ever seen..."

Lohan: "Doc, you don't need to repeat yourself."

Gyno Doc: "I didn't.... didn't..."

I love how attractive her hair looks from the back. Hello, rear view mirror? Very desirable the way that you can tell her extensions from her natural growth. Pretty soon she will start shaving it bald like Britney.

Courtney love losing some weight, lindsay not wearing a bra... when are we going to read really breaking gossip? :-(

I would hit it, gladly. And so would 99% of the males (and gals too!) on here. At least I am man enough to admit it.

She doesn't. Why would she need one?

Thank GOD!

Who the EEFFFFF cares? how is this "breaking news?" if my tits looked that perky without a bra i'd go without one every day

"Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Need a Bra"

Well, The Fish obviously doesn't need any writers either.

This shit is beyond whack.

Next thing ya know they'll be posting a story on how Teletubbies are cool or how Barney is making a comeback.

She needs to get her fire-crotch waxed.

missed it...

...isnt tonight
...movie night ?

#30 you're right, the extensions are so noticable. Why else would 1/2 her hair be red, then stop, then dangly blonde under-neathy layers be hanging? ugg you're a millionaire, can't you get at least the hair right? And for that nasty coochy bite, good lord, woman, put some panties on with tight denim shorts, your hoo-ha is gonna be in pain later!

#26, thanks, i never thought about that.

Just because she can go without a bra does not mean it's a good idea. Her tits will be hardcore sagging before she's 30. Oh well, they're her tits.

And who the fuck gets a manicure & picks clashing neon pinks?? That's even worse than buying those tacky 99 cent bottles of polish & doing it yourself. Which is what I always thought she did. LMAO that she pays for that shit.

"What color you rike today Miss Rindsay?"

thunder thighs. i'm surprised she's never photographed rubbing desitin between her thighs. barf.

HOLY HOTNESS BATMAN

FORTY-FIFTH!! YES!!!

To call her a whore would be offensive to whores.

Not that i find her appealing or anything positive at all in the slightest way,but she doesn't look like a HUGE slut in these pics, she just looks like she just went to the pool/beach.
I know it sounds like i am defending her, but like i said i don't see anything good in this woman at all.. she just doesn't look as gross in this pic as she has in others.

This is what's so sinister about her. She plays so clean and innocent. And underneath is a festering sore of a human being.

notice how she goes from having pink shoes and neon pink fingernails to yellow shoes and black fingernails...strange?

LMAO #42. She better hope she doesn't get any flesh eating bacteria. Oh wait.... Firecrotch!

Oh yeah, the only reason her tits have some volume is she's layin' off the coke. She's finally starting to look less skeletal and more shapely.

But still with her usual skanky class.

I've lost intrest.

America falls back in love with her once again for the first time like never before as have I,my sweet Hollywood Princess..............lol

She might have joined Posh spice in her No Bra Posse.

# 32 if you wanna hit it go right to it, but don't claim that everyone else wants too. She perpetually looks like she never washes herself (except for the hair maybe). Frankly, no self-respecting girl would've touched u with a 10 ft pole after u hit that shit

she is fucking hot. i would suck the skin off of those beautiful tits. Quit hating on this bitch.

It's disgusting how the PAPARAZZI AIM directly at her CROTCH in the photos. Even if you were wearing pants, they'd do it.

PIGS.

Don't they have mothers or sisters or daughters? How would they feel if someone treated their girls that way?

Pigs..

That's the money shot. And remember, she's deliberately not worn panties hundreds of times before. So of course they're going to be pigs and try to get one more cooter shot and make some big money!

#32 FUCK NO! I don't know where it's been!

Young Miss Kim Smith on the other hand, she can leave a lovely wet spot on my sheets anyday! :D

#41: Since when is buying nail polish and painting one's own nails tacky? Fuckin retard.
You can shove your hoity toity manicures up your ass.

Lindsay's pink polish scares me, but I like her. She's my kind of crazy bitch.

Oh and to #59: gross.

There´s nothing new so far!!!!!!! OMG... better take a look at EGOTASTIC or even Perezhilton.com!!!!!

60--If 99 cent polish isn't tacky to you, then you my dear, are the "Fuckin retard". I am sure your homemade manicures are as lovely as your online persona.

Oh nevermind, I just saw murmurzz MySpace. That explains everything!

IN other more HILARIOUS news, Jenna Jameson got a vaginoplasty that went terribly wrong!!! go to tmz dotcom. HAHAHA< serves the crack-whore right. Just when i thought she couldn't get anymore skankier...

You gotta love that last pic. The pap was so thinking "oh man, here comes the money shot, let's see that vag Ms. Lohan". You can only imagine how disappointed he was when he realized he didn't actually get anything. I'm sure his monthly rent was dependent on it! (and why is it that I assume the pap is a "he". Then again, I've never really seen an female paparazzi. Why is that?)

#29 - I get it, haha, that was funny (I was just a little slow figuring it out).

I've always been a sucker for redheads.

http://www.puzzlekiller.com

So when you think up titles for the links on this site, do you WANT 90% of people at work not being able to click it because it says bra nipples?

I didn't know Miss Firecrotch was fake Jewish like Madonna. Kabbalah must not have any religious tenets against dressing for an outing to the Dollar Store.

32, stop kidding yourself and seek help. Only thing she has going for her are her fake tits. The day i get that excited about fake tits, i'll go buy a blow-up doll - fewer diseases and more intelligent conversation than this walking cesspool.

#29 - If you're going to steal material, do it RIGHT! That gag was in "Predator" back in 1987:
"Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
[Billy stares blankly]
Hawkins: See, cuz of the echo."

#32 - You go right ahead & hit it. Just strap a 2x4 across your ass so you don't fall in. The rest of us don't have a death wish.

Who cares about this shit. Real news is going on as I write this, and the "Wanger" is nowhere to be found, because these are breaking stories:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/
sns-ap-paris-hilton,1,3845161.story
LOS ANGELES -- City prosecutors said Thursday they will ask a judge to revoke Paris Hilton's probation in a reckless driving case, a move that could lead to a jail term.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/
sns-ap-people-spears,1,3347346.story
LOS ANGELES -- Britney Spears and Kevin Federline reached a settlement in their divorce Thursday, a spokesman for Federline's attorney said. After a five-hour meeting with their attorneys present, Spears and Federline signed "a global settlement on all issues of their marriage," said Michael Sands, a spokesman for Federline's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan.

NOW WE HAVE SOME NEWS TO TALK ABOUT. THX FOR SLACKING OFF UNTIL 11:30, FISH!

WTF- this still? Fish!!! Paris might go to jail! hahahaha. Now, that's good stuff! Are you napping? Too many Martini's last night?

I am hoping the pull a linda Blair on her when she gets to prison

wedgeone- Two things come from Chicago. Losers and douchebags. You seem to be both.

And everyone on the Superfish knows wally is the authoritative expert on all that is douchey & loser-like.

Wally,
Considering that I don't come from Chicago, that shows that YOU are the douchebag.
And since this is probably the first time that you've posted under your own name in three months, it also shows that YOU are the loser.
Now STFU and go back to rubbing your pink penis against your cat, you fucking twatwaffle!

*snicker snicker* you said twatwaffle.

LMAO wedge, now I have horrid images of wally molesting his kitty. Ack!

Jesus effing Christ Mr. Fish, pick up the pace dude...where's the new stuff? Aw fuck it, I'm going shopping.

#66 : oldest one in the book.

I'd tell you the one that ends with "I just picked the scabs and let the pus flow," but I've just had me lunch.

poor kitty kitty.

That poor kitty has been rode hard and put away wet way to many times. I am sure a little LB action won't hurt.

I hope they put her in Chino State correction facility for Women. Then I can drive by and laugh at her

How ironic - the person that needs to pay someone to give her a manicure because she's too lazy to actually paint her own nails can somehow muster the energy to go shopping.

Perhaps your picture belongs up here so we can make fun of you along with the rest of these celebutards.

And leave my myspace outta this - that's just mean.

yay myspace! I'm being forced to look up random people on there, for this site is, um, broken?

Her thighs are really big. If she dressed with clothes that looked good on her body and wore a bra every once in a while ... she'd look pretty good. She will never be really beautiful but she could look good.
Oh yea, and stop sleeping with everything in sight too.

#82 - while I don't actually know what you're talking about, I will say this much: You saying "leave my myspace outta this" is as bad as all the celebrities that want us to care about them so much and tell us all these personal stories, and then say that they feel violated when we don't respect their "privacy".

Geez, if you want people to leave your myspace page out of this, then why the heck did you provide everyone with a link to it?! Does seem to make much sense, does it?

(can you tell how bored I am at work today to be making such random comments on other peoples random comments - screw TGIF, I need it to be TGIFN (the N = night, in case there was confusion), TGIF just means another day of working!)

c'mon people... lets think a couple of days back. She had on the black dress with the chipped black polish... in the pics, she has that same polish and then goes to get them done- in pink- reason for shoe change- gold shoes for messed up black polish- flip flops- behold the new pink polish. yeahhh... I got this all figured out! she is trying people.. she is trying. Although she coulda put on panties and a bra- the important thing for today was NAIL POLISH- one step at a time, thats all we can ask...

I was kidding, Whitegold. C'mon now.

Obviously if I leave a link to the myspace I'm inviting people to look at it if they want.

I was just responding to #62 and 63 comments. She's bitchy. Maybe I was bitchy first, but that's beside the point.

I was thinking the same thing Whitegold. I would be checking random MySpace sites if the bastard communists that I work for would allow access to those sites. I can't even down load MP3s here.

This guy at Celeblam.com is funnier than theSuperficial and as a plus, he posts more.

http://www.celebslam.com/

Why is this story still here? It's almost 1 in the afternoon.

Wake the hell up Fish!

You can't look at myspace Jimbo?

I bet she gets moist like a Duncan Hines cake when I call her a skank.......

SKANK!!!!!

Is that a bruise on her left thigh in some of the lower pics?

I paint my own nails. I'm such a cheap, tacky retard. *hangs head*

i envy her boobs =/

Make sure you don't post your myspace page #94 or you'll get a witty (wait, cross out witty) remark from "WTFiswrongwithUppl" regarding your appearance ... isn't that original?

Apparently I look like the sort of person who would buy $.99 nail polish ... which I would, actually. I'm frugal like that, baby. Woop woop!

Wow Lindsay, Paris, and Britney all in one day!!! I'm exhausted!
They should invent a machine that can just morph them all into one. Save a lot of paper that way, and I'm all about the environment...

Why would you admit to liking the B52s? Don't you have any pride?

Sooo, what was she doing here? Just getting a smoothy?
She's not drinking it, the paper is still on the straw. That's what I want to see. Is it assault if one of the photogs bought their own smoothy and flicked a few drops onto her shirt? The front of her shirt?
Y'know?

Waldo: Mesopotamia? Planet Claire? 52 Girls? You like it.

The more I see of her, the less I care. NEXT

...grrrrr

hmmmm...

so what...
...should
...we
...do
...about
...it : ))

Who actually takes personal offense at something that was written about a celebrity?! LOL Me thinks it's time for murmurzz to log out and reflect a bit. Getting manicures is a nice thing to do for yourself. There's nothing wrong with polishing your own nails(if you can stay in the lines). Maybe if you went shopping or treated yourself to a manicure you might not be such an uptight, paranoid cunt. Cheap, sloppy neon colors are completely unnecessary, I'd make fun of any twat dumb enough to wear them. But they're fucking hilarious to see on a millionaire!

Honestly, if you can't handle snarkiness, I suggest you join a Lohan worship site you fucking ass kisser. But then again I don't expect much from someone who is stupid enough to put up pictures of their children on the internet. Carry on.

Vicious name-calling, now that's classy. My kids are cute, why wouldn't I put them up, sillypants?

Who's defending Lohan? I'm defending my right to wear/buy 99 cent nail polish without being called tacky. Of course, I'm not commenting on her color choice - not all cheap polish is neon pink. Or neon, period.

I can take your snark, but you can't handle mine? Tsk tsk. Enough with the personal attacks, honey - hopefully you can come up with something a little better than commenting on my kids pictures. I'm not impressed.

I'm not commenting on your kids idiot, I am commenting on how UNSAFE it is to put your children up on the internet. Are you honestly that stupid or do you just not care?

If you are crazy enough to follow me around the Superficial, you obviously don't have enough scruples to comprehend the dangers of putting your children up on the www. Have fun trolling me you obsessive weirdo.

Someone needs to invent the car pussy guard. Oh wait they have them, they're called panties. Lohan rocks. She does her own thing dispite all the camera scum bags.

But I like interacting with you - `tis fun. Although I wouldn't be surprised if everyone that communicates with you is considered a weirdo.

And, you're absolutely right, you NEVER see pictures of kids on the internet .. or on tv .. or in magazines. Perhaps you haven't noticed, but parents tend to be proud of their children and like to show them off.

If I listed my address and phone number and gave folks like you directions to my home, I would be the first to admit my foolishness. I certainly would be frightened to have someone like you around children.

I understand why one takes photos, but I am offended when a photo captions a females crouch as she exits a car. let alone the primarly focusing on a womans nipples, who cares for one. what a woman decides to where on her free time, one doesnt need to post and use this photo on the web to degrade her.
I feel this is obnoxious and very degrading and I bet she did not agree to the post to begin with.

get a life! is easy really

I've got to learn how to like this woman. She is rich, famous and has nice tits. (What's wrong with that?)

I must continue masturbating with squid.

She's hot, i don't care what anyone says.

#107 Ok, selena, how's this? We now know your first name - and anyone could get your last name from looking in your high school yearbook because you so helpfully provided the location and year. And because you posted your hometown and age anyone can check with public records to doublecheck this info. Because you posted where you live anyone can find your address and phone number easily thru other public records, including marriage licenses for the state. And, finally, if anyone wanted to sell the location of your kids to some fucking predator they now could.

DO YOU SEE HOW DAMN STUPID AND SMUGLY IGNORANT YOU ARE TO POST YOUR KIDS' PICTURES NOW, OR IS THIS TOO COMPLICATED FOR YOU??????

P.S. "sillypants? (#104) You really are a fucking moron.

she is soooo hot. i would like to see what the inside of her vagina feels like with the tip of my cock.

Ok, who's the psycho now tracking strangers on the internet? Get a sense of humor, you self-important piece of shit.

You're not clever in the least and apparently you have no sense of humor whatsoever. "Sillypants" was obviously an attempt to be light. You're a vicious bitch and you can go fuck yourself now.

You're boring.

P.S.: As for your brilliant investigative skills, I no longer live in my hometown and obviously my maiden name would be in my yearbook.

Seriously, I'd like to see you try to find me. I'd be quite impressed. Then I could spit in your snotty face.

You take all this shit far more seriously than any sane person would. Lighten up, whore.

I don't post so much, but I want to say it's fine if your proud of your kids and like to show them off to friends who have your myspace address, but to link it to here is just stupid - who are you trying to show them off to? To just be defiant and call names when you have no idea how easy to get your info is just really dumb - either you care about your childrens safety or you don't, I guess.

Her nipples are kinda cute lately,must be the color of her shirt what turns her on.

@117 Point taken, but to imply I don't care about my kids safety is seriously leaping to conclusions. Putting pictures on a website = child neglect? I think not. I'd be quite impressed if someone could track me down - It wouldn't be easy.

But this is boring. Something new!

#119 I don't know I think it might be easier to find you than you think, but why would you take the chance is what I mean? I don't think you are neglectful, and I think other people were saying the same, it's just why even dare someone or tempt them when your kids are at stake? Maybe be more careful how or where you link your myspace.

119: you know all those sites where people post their family reunion photos? ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE DEAD NOW. Just so you know the chances you are taking. I hope to God your neighbors don't know you have children, they already know where you live.

This is what happens when LL gets into Kabbalah or Pandeism or some such spiritual nonsense and lets it all 'hang out.'

Okay, why is she wearing different nail polish in some of the pictures?

And she WISHES her boobs were naturally that perky.

Oh, and number 8? Yikes. Do us all a favor and krazy glue your thighs together.

#114.......EWW.. get a life

We all are viewing these pics for the same reason. Wishin they were yours. Some lucky
guy or girl is keeping warm next to her tits at night. Just a matter of time, "Playboy".
Hugh as her phone number on speed dial. Lets all hope she does a Movie called. Monster Ball part two.

she hotie..

Sorry bastards! You advertise photos of Lindsey Lohan without a bra! Then, when I click on the link, you say you had to take it down! You're the sorriest bunch of cowards I've ever run across!

where can i get totally nude pics

What's wrong with that going out without a bra ig you have fantastic boobs like LIndsay????