Mar 13 2007Lindsay Lohan and Jude Law might be dating

FIRSTTTTTTT

She looks hot and slutty.

Wow I never thought I would say this but that hair color looks awesome on her. Now all she needs to do is buy a new pair of shoes. God damn Lindsey, are those the only shoes you own?

I didn't get the memo as to whether or not I should be rubbing one out to her, so I (ahem) took matters into my own hand.

Notice how she criss crossed the straps to make them look like a different pair.

Sweet...they should both change their last names to "cunt." Him because he is one in the British slang sense of the term, and her because she is the embodiment of the American version.

Please! She does this is all the time: hanging around famous guys to spark rumours is an old trick: Di Caprio, James Franco. They cries when they say they barely know her and lock herself in Rehab. Loser.

Although Law likes sluts, anyway.

#6 Bravo...

I have one question, since when did "Hooking up for a drunken Fuck" become known as "Dating"?

Her skin looks better. Overall, she still looks like shit.
Hit it Jude.

leggings look retarded, but shiny leggings? that's a whole new level.

So Jude is having filthy, sick, STD-laden sex with this filthy cumrag.

WOW!!!!!! Jude law is a big brutha!!!!!

OK.. One more... the last pic ... in the car.......

She looks damn cute!!!!!

Why would a real actor like Jude Law want to be seen (never mind date) a diseased, ugly, talentless, C-movie actress, and two-bit whore like Hohan? This is how I know the Apocalypse is night.

Did she get a nose job? In that second picture her nose looks different.

Oh come on now Jude, say it ain't so!!! Don't even say it was a drunken fuck as #8 suggested, that isn't even acceptable with LL. i'll only accept #7 version that this is another one of those situations when LL tries to attach herself to famous guys who then turn around and say they barely know her.

Jude, you're a sexual deviant, but in a cool way, and up until now i was amused by the stories of your crazy sexual antics, but a romp with LL is simply unacceptable by any standards!!!

If this Aids-sponge makes it thru this year alive(pretty big if), she's gonna end up doing a shitty sitcom, probably on CBS. She has ZERO box-office draw. ZERO

She looks hot in the pics. Love the hair and her eyes look fucking awesome.

Blondes rule :)

On topic though - i wont believe she's dating/fucking Jude Law until i see proof. Where are the pics??

Say what you want about her antics, her choice in "dates" and friends, her crummy movies, etc...But you have to admit, sometimes LL looks like the hottest chick on the planet, either as a blond or brunette. I mean, look at that last picture. Doesn't it look like she's giving "you" the look that says "yeah, you can hit it...hard" And girlfriend has serious legs. You leg guys know what I'm talking about. As for the dude in the picture...just warning you, Linds, once you go Black....

Great. Mr infected foreskin turtlehead man with the microdick is screwing Miss cuntilingus. That's hot.

Hottest chick on the planet? this Long Island skank, hmmmmm I don't think so, not even by accident. You know who also gives that "hit it hard look"?...Hookers.

I bet they're cleaner too, I'll pass, on her, I'll take the hookers.

wow, Jude Law is doing amazing preparation for starring in the Ruben Studdard biopic.

ok.. she's overdone the fucking leggings.

wear something else.. and not oversized boyfriend jeans...

ick...

i like her as a redhead.. the herbie fully loaded days

now.. she's just blah

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I don't think they are dating. If anything, He is just having sex with her because he knows that she's really easy. Everyone knows he will screw anything.

The hell with this site. Now they got ads in the blogs, ads in the posts,...fuck it. It's been fun guys, but updating Adblock every few days to view Fish isn't.

There's no way our Jude would touch Hohan with a bargepole. Jude is a slut I won't deny but he has taste.

None of this makes sense.

Wow - I would never have imagined that it was possible to have LESS respect for Jude "Manwhore" Law and Hohan than I did five minutes ago - but leave it to Superfish to make great things happen. What's next, bending the laws of physics?

Honestly, I think she looks pretty good. BUT, she should definitely lay off the lip injection and step off her high horse.

Are we going to have to hear about every new guy this skank 'dates' ? If so I look to forward to reading at least another 8 articles about her before midnight. Careful not to wear out that keyboard superfish.

holy fuck what the hell happened to her lips? they are grotesquely huge. and dayummm... she looks just like her fugly ass mother.

you know... the kinds of people that you can just look at and see that they have smelly crotches... ick.

Come on, he's not THAT desperate ... Not even for the fun of cheating (cf. Daisy)

Re#32's comment about her lips-they look huge! Also, does
it look like her cheeks bones are a bit bigger than
usual? What really happened in "rehab"-maybe a
little plastic rehab?

her face looks fake.. kind of like:
http://data1.blog.de/blog/d/dawnawright/img/MrsB_small.jpg

I'm loving how she constantly tries to act like she's NOT striking poses for the camera....I think she thinks she's a glamorous movie star!!!
She's so vain.
She probably thinks this blog is about her.
Don't she?
Don't she?

Wow... I guess he COULD find someone worse than Sienna Miller... Good work Jude... Here is you $5....

she's acting to much.Ya right,i believe they're dating...But i wouldn't be surprised if the black dude is humping her.It ain't that difficult...

Since when has Lohan changed her hair in to Lebanese blonde?

he's not dating hohan unless by "dating" you mean barebacking this whore in a bathroom stall . oh, yeah....then they are definitely dating.

OKAY, EVERYONE...TO THE TUNE OF THE CHORUS OF "HEY JUDE":

Hey, Jude,
Here's one small tip,
Please don't screw Lohan,
Your dick will drip.

Don't let this woman
grab a hold of your balls,
Or you will make calls
to the health de-part-ment.

Thank you,
Thank you.

That big bro' is gonna be a tough act to follow, especially for a limp-dick like Jude.

Imagine banging away furiously, trying to get a wiggle of satsifaction from scuz Lohan who is meanwhile dreaming of big black donkey dicks.

#41- Was Ringo on drums?

That last picture is just how my dog looks before he jumps the mailman... eerie.

Question is, who ISN'T this whore dating?

The Port, ... as far as I can tell, Lohan's not packing meat.

In that last picture she looks like Catherine O'Hara went through the wash with the whites!
Seriously, whoever said she was hot in the last pic has 'hot' mixed up with 'will fuck for a half empty drink'.

For sure she had her lips done (the ones on her mouth at least), and she looks like maybeeee a nose job, and an eye lift. What a phoney fire crotch.

This hag is still in the news?

How?

Why?

Is that one of the perks of being a "Disney Whore"? You get photo exposure no matter how far down "Skank Avenue" you have driven?

#27
Jude has taste? What about that stripper he screwed in Chicago after taking her back to a Motel and washing her feet? yes, that right a motel and washed her feet ... and it was a stripper. But yea you're right that's straight up class!

I'll say it once more...

CHICKEN.FAT.YELLOW. does NOT=blonde

"Great. Mr infected foreskin turtlehead man with the microdick is screwing Miss cuntilingus. That's hot."

I'll talk Jude Law into getting circumcized as soon as you slice off your clit. Deal?

lo-ho and i had a good time last night. i met her at the club, we went into the bathroom, we did some nose candy, and then this black guy (pictured) offered her more drugs so she went with him.

I think she just looks slutty :D
annnnnddd... really happy! :D
But all her stories about sex in her opinion bla bla bla.... we can call it one week stand.

I'm a reformed sociopath and she's a firecrotch. I wonder if our kid would look anything like Drew Barrymore. I'll stock up on the extra booze just in case. And the asbestos curtains.

God, it must suck to store all your fat in the thigh area. She's thin right now but look at those fat trunks. Poor dear.

Lycra, tap-dance Barbie, everyone.

i hate to have to point it out, but those actually are a different pair of shoes...

@47 lol, never enough Catherine O'Hara references and then you added laundry for the kill.

@51 hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

her gyrating thighs look buffalo style right now because she's wearing shiny pants....but even with the pants i dont see how her thighs are too fat. i mean wtf do you like anorexic bitches?

In the latest Lohan news, her Dad just got out of the pokey. Let's see how much trauma he can put LiLo through for our amusement.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/14/AR2007031400459.html?
nav=rss_artsandliving/entertainmentnews

Wait for this afternoon, when Fish gets around to posting his two cents worth on this "breaking story".

CAPTION for picture #4

"See how orange my face is compared to my pasty white hands?"

when I grow up I want to be orange and have a 300# black man!

all I need is a lobotomy & some tights!

her dad just got out of the clink....should make for some interesting drama.

im sorry but shes f'in HOTT!

so...

how would you...

like your daughter...

to behave [or not]...

[what?]