Mar 19 2007Kirsten Dunst and Johnny Borrell get it on

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I find the picture of hr with the smoke hanging out of her mouth particularly attractive.

Did she even get PAID for Spiderman 3?!...or is she still getting the same salary she got for Interview With the Vampire?!

Sheesh. You would think she had enough money to buy a comb, a dress that doesn't look like it came from a dumpster, soap...something?!

At least their stenches will cancel each other out. I always thought he looked like a young Tim Burton. Maybe she's into that.

What the fuck is "getting on like a house on fire" supposed to mean? Maybe getting in a house on fire?

AHHH baby trolls everywhere!

And I don't think it's incredible that they're dating each other. Who else is gonna date them?

i want to know what snogging means? is that legal in Texas?

These need to be exorcised... "the power of christ compells you not to look like something that has risen from the grave and just as clean.."

Christ.

Again with the "Ugly-Kiki" comments.

I don't find her all that unattractive.

Her boyfriend, on the other hand... ain't too pretty, and definitely needs braces & jaw surgery.

Cousin It Meets the Vampire Cheerleaders From Hell...Nice.

One good thing might come of this. Should they have kids, you know they'll be *gaw*-juss...

#9 fergernauster...

I don't think that it is that she is completely phycically hideous. It's that she just doesn't even try anymore. I mean, uncombed hair, an illfitting dress, barettes, bad make-up.

She just looks like somebody who smokes so much pot that they can't even be bothered to change their underwear anymore.

1. Posted by danielle on March 19, 2007 11:32 AM

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The Question was: DanYELL, out of the four, which of your babydaddies beat you up the most?

she is really unattractive. fugly. she would never have made it even as a 'b' list actress 50 years ago.

Check out the attractive Band-Aid on her leg. She really must have fallen head over heels.

And is it me, or can you practically see her snatch in that first picture? Ew. She is so hideous.

The Band-Aid on the knee is so hot.

i don't think kirsten dunst is all that ugly either but that hideous troll of a boyfriend is. what is that wrestler shirt thing he's wearing. and what's with the leather jacket? i'm from texas and the weather was NOT cold here. look at what kirsten is wearing and that should tell you the temperature.

the band aid is a nice look for her. she should put a bigger one over her face

I think dear Kiki is refreshingly anti-fashion. I dig a chick who likes the beer & reefs.

I thought she was with Cisco Adler... or was that the other beak-faced, bow-legged cokewhore...what's her name again? All white girls look the same nowadays.

... and rolls out of bed all rumpled with a cig in her mouth.

anti-fashion IS the fashion, fergie.

He's gonna be pissed when he finds out that he's dating a couple of male midgets posing as one 'woman'. I just want to see how they do it.

@13.

Where the hell did you come from? You haven't posted on here since ya last changed your tampon, which was.....3..4 days ago?

I suggest you put in a new one B 'cause that *joke* stunk.

you read my mind, semprini- sempre

Is it just me or is she just wearing a slip. As dumb as she is, some moron told her that it was the latest fashion and she paid several hundred dollars for it when she could have paid $9.95 for it at JC Pennys

DamnYell, as if you would recognize a good joke if it smacked your 400lb ass cheek broadside.

don't hate the player, DanYELL, hate the game.

@27.

Nice try funk. I see you've forgotten to change your tampon as well.

DDanielle's mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

@28.

-lame-

@30.

Stay your ass on the Rose thread pissworm.

DanYELL so fat when she walks across the room the radio skips.

#29 No, damnYELL, that stink's coming from you. Change YOUR tamp or squeeze those tree trunks together harder. 'Cuz day-YUM.

she's TRI-sexual. She'll try it and try it with anybody.

She didn't fall head over heels, she fell to her knees in front of his crotch. Dumb groupie.

DanYELL so fat she eat Wheat Thicks.

smells like chitlins mixed with tuna in here.....DanYELL.

the tuna smell is actually chlamydia gone untreated...

forget the tampon. just get the whole box changed.

DanYELL, you should move to Idaho and enter the Miss Idaho pagent.....just so you can walk out on that stage and say I DA HO!

DDanielle brought a mayonaisse sandwich for lunch, to go with her Welch's grape. That's why she's so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway. With a steamroller.

i just looked up chitlins, and now i think i may vomit on myself. thanks mommy, once again.

As for Kirsten Dunst, I always thought she looked a bit like Pope John Paul II. I mean come on, look at pic #2 and get a pointy hat on her.

don't blame me...blame the large chitlin-snarfing Sasquatch amongst us.

she looks like pope john paul and liam nieson's love child

Well...

Lookie here. See what you've done. You've brought maxi pad back from the dead.

@37.

Was your vacay at DICKS R US a blissful experience? Guess not 'cause....

That was just lame. Please die.

I'm not even gonna address you jizzypoo, seriously. Those litle bastards you've popped relentlesly outta ya semen-encrusted snatch must've taken a helluva toll on you.

I think it's safe to say that you all are about as plesant as someone eating a turd for lunch and afterwards; belching in a crowded hallway.

Bravo.

@46 -- No self respekin' sistuh says "Bravo". I think you meant "WORD."

semen encrusted snatch is the special at the Fish Shack today, DanYELL.

DanYELL, Will you put the bone in your lip and jump up and down and say OOGAH-BOOGAH for me? Pleeeeeease? I like when you do that.

DamnYell, please stop eating all the Fried Chicken Jolly Ranchers.

#46 danYELL, it's WE BE DICKS in your DC neighborhood.

My cat's licked off all her fur around her asshole. It used to blend with the dark fur but now it's a pink bald circle with a dirty asshole in the middle, like some kind of weird bull's-eye. She won't stop licking her twat. Something must taste like Chicken of the Sea.

I can't eat my fish sticks with this shit in my face. WTH

@47.

Where are you getting your information from dear? No one says "word" anymore or "dag" or "yo yo yo" or whatever the hell else you probably took from In Living Color re-runs.

You're about as funny as Anna Nicole's death...oh, wait. You're about as funny as...damn, you just aren't. Sorry prick.

@48.

Glad to see you've finally owned up to actually working at Fish Shack. Now...if only your kid's father's would own up to them so you can start cashing those childcare checks. Fuck off.

@49.

Didn't know they came in that flavor. I'll get ya some for Easter, kay?

@45 -- Fuck you're right. I must have missed your point watching all the cellulite fly in day 43264 of the DDanielle gangbang. And what the fuck is with the banage on her knee? Is she trying to prove that any man would let her sawtoothed mouth next to their package? Of course I mean Dunst, not DDanielle. She's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okaaaaaaaaaay!" (must be said like Lil Jon).

Um, seriously? Where IS the Superficial coverage of Paris on her scabby knees in front of Cee Lo and his black cock? I ran over to Crabbie's real quick, and there it was.

And, no, I don't care if there's some small chance that it's not really her-it looks enough like her and her miniature boobies for everyone to enjoy it.

#52 No wonder you usually parrot back everything - when you try to go it solo it's just beyond sad.

"jagged pieces of fungus" = *barf*

DanYELL--unga bunga binga inga binga inga bunGAAAH

@52 -- You mad crunk homie. I think that means 'fat pig' in English, but what the hell do I know?

@57.

JizzDispenser- like a dern penut butta milk ba ba bing baAAAAM

Next.

Seriously...DrunkenPeenialNuts...go away.

It's obvious that you can't keep up with the other jokesters. You're NOT funny.

Go play in traffic.

@59 -- So what's black history class like? Do they just foward right to the Emancipation Proclamation or do they skip straight to Shaft?

#59 Fried Chlamydia Special at the Fish Shack, danYELL. Waddle along and get your usual triple order!

*whispers to the others.....what the fuck is DanYELL talking about?*
Is that jive, DanYELL?

I love me some Shaft.

#59 "jokesters"? "go play in traffic"? How's that "Funny for the '50's" book - slow reading?

I worked at the Fish Shack when I was 15. My job was to deep fry the cod.

I'd like to make an official statement on behalf of the Vatican. The Catholic church in no way acknowledges the union of these hideous creatures and officially does not recognize their right to breathe or procreate. Hence forth, any spawn put forward by their bastardly procreation will hereby be seen as the spawn of satan and destroyer of humanity. Peace be with you my children.

@47

Word? Did you just wake up after a 10 year nap? I agree "Bravo" is pretty lame, but "Word"

#66 So what's their position on danYELL?

#67 On the streets we say "word-yo"

why/how does everyone know danielle is black?

#67 Nope, not danYELL. She says "Jokesters". 'Cuz she's cool like that.

Well, black is wack for one thing.

You know, I think she looks kinda hot in the first pic. She looks very much like the type of cute punk girl who dates guys that are in bands. No, she doesn't look like a famous movie star, but for a girl on the street I'd think she was cute.

@69,

That is much better and I like your number

#70 If she isn't, she's the most white-hatin' whitey out there. Oh, I meant "casper".

Schack--you're very late to this. go read the archives.

i'm white, and i hate white people...
(i thought white people were supposed to hate everyone)... does that mean i'm black?

DamnYell and Farakhan are from the same mothership.

#74 I like that number too! I means something, I have heard.

@67 -- What the fuck do I know? I read books filled with English words used in their proper contexts. I think street cretin like DDanielle should educate the rest of us in the cryptic jargon. That way I'll know whether or not I need to go Bernie Geotz on some mo'fucka.

Word to ya motha.

#80 If they tell you to "go play in traffic" then start buggin', fa sheazy.

#77 shack- yes, you must be black

@79

That would be one way to put it

Say waht you will about danielle, but she's still here and all but jrz are gone from the fight. Sure, there are a couple of me-too's, but they don't count. As insurgencies go, danielle's got her shiite going on. Last one standing wins.

@84 -- She's only standing because everytime someone tries to push her over their hands keep sinking into her flesh.

@84

How about being on top? Does that count too?

BabyTroll--what?

well, i only hate white people who are stupid and lazy, but think being "white" makes them powerful by proxy. am i still black?

prettybaby's troll speaks up for danielle, big surprise there. and fwiw, i don't see damnyell here. and when she was, she had nothing to say other than her typical jr high rhetorical quips.

85. lmao

I really miss the Fish Shack. The fish gets so crispy and yummy. Danielle, would you please go with me for dinner there? I think it could be a very memorable evening.

Damn.

A girl takes a much needed break from the fish and comes back to find 7 million postings?!

Must be love...or jealousy.

You decide.

Next!!!!

hot

imran karim

so i got to wondering... exactly how do you knock a bowling ball down?

do you want to be black? Fine! *poof* you're black. Now get lost.

Hi # 70
Back in December danielle and RichPort posted pictures of themselves. Richport likely posted fake pictures. Since then, there has been a massive server crash, and that info has probably not been recovered. It was never really confirmed if danielle posted her actual pictures. danielle did give RichPort a savage taunting when she realized his pictures were not real.

danielle's dad's semen tasted too salty, but otherwise everything else was ok.

i smell analretentive tighty whites!

been wearing jrz diapers again, mom?

.....what?

#96 Massive server crash- shut up a little bit okay?

whoa YouRang- are you like a genie in a bottle or something?

It looks like she got her teeth from the 'George Clooney' department at Sears.......

#96 *crickets* *wind* and "Go fuck a tree" is a savage taunting? Some tough neighborhood you got, Mr. Rogers.

@ 94
Well you put the bowling ball on a shelf above something very expensive and fragile. You then place explosives on the bowling ball shelf, then ignite. Repeat process if necessary. That's one way.

^
Recycle much?

cool, i've been trolled! i AM SOMEBODY!

SOMEBODY WITH A TORN RECTUM! to be exact

i don't believe in trolls

#108 I don't believe in danYELL, but there you are.

#84 Why are you trolling here?? I wonder who you really are? Do you get it yet?

@109.

I don't believe in humor...looks like ya don't either.

I don't believe in Sasquatch....but ta da! There she is...in post 111.

#109 No shit you don't! Mwahahaha, you're such a douchebag!!!!

111 damnYell, it is quite obvious to all of us that you don't believe in humor. you've obviously never seen it. Understanding humor requires a triple digit IQ.

@113.

You do realize that you just said that to yourself....right? Dumbass.

@112.

Sasquatch? I don't see your mother anywhere?

#114 Don't bother trying to explain it - she just kneecapped herself and still doesn't get it!

K, you should be nice to schack, she's also borderline-but-not-really

#115 Nice try, asswipe, you can't turn that one around. You shat on yourself, now own it.

#117 hahaha! Nice try.

@118.

Nice try at what?

Posted by neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie on March 19, 2007 1:51 PM

#109 No shit you don't! Mwahahaha, you're such a douchebag!!!!

Now. Explain why you referenced your own ass.

Retard.

#117 You lose brother.

#120, 109=111. Or are those numbers too high for ya?

I'm back now and hard at work. Sort of like Dunst's nasty crotch.

@122.

Come again?

Since when did 109 = 111 ??

Looks like someone wasn't paying attention during class at The School of MR today.

That's mental retardation...abbrev..nevermind.

#124 Since you don't believe in humor, just give it up. You're a True Believer. And working overtime.

@125.

I'll give up on you because...there's no point in arguing with a stool, such as yourself. You've obviously been deprived of oxygen for some time now.

Humor couldn't be your middle name if you tried. You would right it down on your birth certificate and it would probably run off the page and hide in fear in a corner somewhere. You're useless.

So sad.

Oh.

That's the end.

Have fun talking to yourself hun..

"right" it down?
talk about retards, jesus h xrist!

#128 "humor couldn't be your middle name if you tried" is serious shit, p0nk. Got your game on?

I is on my break.

there is no way they are wearing matching sunglasses.

#131 Matching bandaids, too.

neo, you ever get that feeling like you're trying to explain rocket science to your dog? It's about the same feeling as a duel of wits with Danielle.

#133 The dog doesn't fart as much.

max headroom sunglasses are not cool.

hey it's jon heder

Snaggletooth x 2

neo, LOL

That's it, I'm taking Razorlight off mySpace. They're not my friend anymore!!!

So ponk, do you work out? Do you have a tight body?

Nice, troll.

Apparently I can post here AND on the Lohan thread simultaneously. Master of Time and Space, that's me!!

#33 wow jizz recycling insults AND pet names........WEAK

She flew all the way from Cali to Texas?? Oh gosh, thats like a 1 hour flight, the poor girl mustve been exausted. I guess Kirstens given up on finding decent looking guys. First Jake now this piece of garbage. Damn she's ugly.

Tis your old buddy Sid, posting sporadically from the library.

I can't be as witty as I'd like to be here. I have to be able to lounge in my underwear, with my pecker in my hand, in order to be at my best.

Kirsten is pretty yucky, but I feel bad abvout this thread. Let the ugly bastards have their fun.

My favorite part of her is the skin on her knees. Mmmmmm nobby rosacea covered knees. It makes ya wonder what some of the parts she has hidden under her skin coloured dress look like. I don't think I'll be buying any white chocolate this easter, kinda lost my apetite for it for some reason.
It is actually painful to see someone care so little about their appearance. Has this girl ever exercised in her life? I can't stand stupid bitches who don't exercise or groom themselves. Naturally skinny white girls need to work out because they have a tendency to not build that much muscle and hense if they don't work out tend to look like a flesh bag stuffed with bones and porridge. My 85 year old Grammy has a hotter body than this chick, maybe that's because she didn't sit on her ass smoking her skin into a beautiful shade of pasty white with red splotches and a healthy grey undertone.

Rmor has it these two met on snaggletoothedtrailertrash.com

Can you just leave her alone for a bit? I mean, for God sake, there's Lindsay or Paris or Britney that could be more possible as your hate objects. I know she sometimes look dull or unintended but there's nothing wrong about it.

But still I do agree with your opinion on this particular guy. She should just stick to Jake a long time ago and I do forgive the Fabrizio choice, but this one? Just take a look at his teeth!

Btw cool band aid, isn't it?

Of all the vapid celebrities posted on this site, I think Kiki Dunst would be the only one I'd grace with my company. She looks like she knows how to have some 'who-gives-a-shit' fun. Imagine, a girls night out with good ol' snaggletooth and her punky minions. I know you're all thinking the same thing, 'cept you're too shy to admit it.

Libra, you overgrown pig.....you're Yetti, DanYELL is Sasquatch. I didn't recycle shit. Wassamatter, you feel left out? okay, Libraesque is so fat "her" beltsize is Equator.

That guy got his shirt at Paul Stanley from Kiss's yard sale. WTF!

^ Just be happy he's wearing something.

aw jizz, I certainly hope that's your wallytroll posting as you, otherwise you've lost it, and by it I mean the ability to lock yourself in your double wide while your six brats run around in the pig slop squeeling oink oink while you sit for 7 hours at a clip posting funny shit on the Fish

I've very late in the game, and I haven't posted for a while, but I have to say I thoroughly enjoyed jrzmommy's reference to the Bugs Bunny and the Aborigine cartoon waayy up there. LOL!

I'm sure someone has already mentioned this but the only thing worse than photographs of KD is the music of Razorlight. Nuff said.

hey Johnie when your done with KD give my grandma a call, they look excatly alike.

seriously ppl get a fuckin life!!! if she doesnt giv a shit what she looks like dats her choice nd she is pretty yous are obviously blind nd johnny borrell is teh sex der jus not gr8 pics of him nd razorlight are not shit dey are de best band eva!!!!
RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!

i think johny borrell is fab, but he needs a haircut, hes a nice person, whereas kirsten i cant say anything about her cuz i dont know her, but i thought johnny would have a bit more sense?

u yeahhh..
i dont think u and johnny can be happy,i see john just want fuck u..i believe what i say
TQ -GBU_

they are "WOWWWWWWWWWW" together!!!!!!! =)

It kills me to see what losers this thread has attracted. You people are such retards, it appals me to see so many people with nothing better to do than mindlessly pick-apart photographs. Your wasting your time and to me the majority of you sound incredibly thick.

"It's kind of incredible that the two least attractive people on Earth managed to find each other like this." Thank you, sir! Kirst Dunst is U-G-L-Y, and so is her man. I haven't heard razorlight, but I instantly do not like them now.

LAY OFF!! Johnny Borrell is one of the sexiest men alive (along with the rest of razorlight!)and why are people so obsessed with celebrities images? i am sooo jealous of kirsten, because she is really pretty and is dating the one and only Johnny Borrell! and yeah, Johnny does not have perfect teeth but he still has a mindblowing voice.RAZORLIGHT ARE THE BEST BAND EVER THEIR MUSIC IS THE NOT SHIT IT IS THE BEST MUSIC U WILL EVER HEAR AND IF YOU CANT SEE THAT YOU SHOULD OPEN YOUR EARS AND STOP LISTENING TO CRAP MUSIC AND LISTEN TO THE AMAZNG RAZORLIGHT!!WHY DO YOU LOOSERS HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME THAN WRITE MEAN COMMENTS?! from (now angry) razorlightsuperloverfan p.s. Johnny if your relationship with kirsten fails, im single!!, or could you possibly set me up with andy, carl or bjorn??

Hahahahhahaha.
I bet every one here who has posted mean and just plain pathetic comments about the two such as "ugly" and so on look like there own faces have been
scratched up agaist a rock so just leave them the fuck alone you losers.