Mar 29 2007Kim Smith is easy on the eyes

nice tits, no idea who she is.

Very nice.

This is much better than that tranny in the last post

um, who?

Oh wait,

"appeared in a few movies like Van Wilder and Catwoman."

I guess that would make her known to the five people who saw that shit. (V.S. don't count, who the fuck looks at their names/faces?)

I KNOW your MOTHERS HATE YOU ALL!

Blah, mother's love is overrated anyway.

Nice prom dress honey.

She may be easy on the eyes but hard on the cock.

While this unknown vixen is hot, nothing could make that last image leave my head -- it is imprinted on my brain. Bitch looked like the offspring of E.T. and Kathy Bates.

Finally a girl with a hot body AND face!

I agree this total and complete unknown has captured our imaginations and erections. Pity how we will never know who the fuck she's supposed to be.

so these are the kind of unknown "famous" women walking around aimlessly at premieres
(you may remember me from such films as "Van Wilder" and "Catwoman")

it's shit like this that almost makes me wish i were famous

almost

btw "BatWatch"?
sorry don't like to pick at this site generally, but that's too funny - that almost sounds like a Golden Girls reunion tour or some shit

"So hot, wanna touch the hiny."

-Adam Sandler, Every Movie He Has Made, 2006

Very pleasing indeed....in fact so much so that i think i stained her top a little bit.

Natasha looks like someone set her face on fire and then someone else tried to put the fire out with an ice pick.

don't stain that clinton! It's a pretty dress

Seems like this 'flipover'-design slowly takes over Hollywood.

she looks ... happy, or something.

That's two nonessential posts in a row.

Get your head out of your ass Mr Fish.

is Amy a strict vegan?
are there sexier vegans who have died?
are those (artificial processed) implants?
is she kind of a hypocrite in a way if they are?
should the Beef Council have the Sexiest Slaughterhouse Girl Alive contest?
did you see Jessica Biel in that slaughterhouse in Texas Chainsaw?
wasn't she fucking hot in that entire movie?
didn't her fake-scared acting kind of impress you?
isn't this fucking stupid post going on too long already?
am i taking a break from a fucking shitty job i fucking hate so much?
if it turns out vegetarians are not sexier than meat eaters, does that make the moral and ethical arguments promoted by the former less viable?
is there a PETH as well?
since fruits and vegetables live and die and have cells and shit too, is it wrong to eat them too?

20- thank you. He's really on a roll, like a fat girl in a bakery!

actually, #21, The people that only eat the fruit of a vine are called fruitopians. Or I might be full of shit.

Don't forget i'm also your agent from now on.

Who cross bred Michelle Tratchenberg and Evangeline Lilly?

Whoever did it, did a great job, can they bread Hillary Duff with an ax next?

I can't wait to see Blades Of Glory, but I wish that ad would stop expanding. Or maybe I'm just drunk.

I definitely see the E.Lilly here. I agree this thing's a little horse-y, but I wouldn't kick it out of bed for eating oats.

@21 - Glad to know I'm not the only one who's tired of Vegetarian Amy. I mean really, is she the only one competeing for the title? Sheesh...

wtf she looks like a second-rate evangeline lily. lame post.

That mouth. Just give me about 20 minutes with that mouth. I'll clean her teeth, clear her throat, tickle her tonsils, and give her throat a bath. Man, that mouth....whew.

*competing*...ugh

UGGG!
1.) There was a plot to kidnap Angelina's new son.

B.) Drew Barrymore had sex with a magazine editor.

and F.) This story is both rich and compelling.... and by rich and compelling, I mean boring nonsense.

Batwatch? Is that like a fruit-eating Yeti with wings?

If you don't already hate vegetarians, click on Amy's link. You'll want to swing a frozen turkey at a vegans head in no time.

mztry I really wish you would kill yourself, or at least get all of your fingers chopped off, I'm sick of reading your bullshit.

mztry I really wish you would kill yourself, or at least get all of your fingers chopped off, I'm sick of reading your bullshit.

kim whatsherface got some big assed gums.

mztry I really wish you would kill yourself, or at least get all of your fingers chopped off, I'm sick of reading your bullshit.

She is hot as hell but I think her left nip is lactating. Got Milk?

She's pretty. I bet that means she's a better person than all of us "uglies". Kind to small animals, too.

eh

Amy the vegetarian has a honking hip tattoo like a branded heifer, yet talks all that noise about not hurting animals. And the rest of the contestants look like they were kidnapped from the last Lillith Fair. Oh, shit, my steak is done.

who's Amy?

where is her link that will make me "want to swing a frozen turkey at a vegitarians head"

am I missing something?

The chick in the side bar ad is Amy.

I think Kim Smith looks like what Ann Hataway would like to look.

she's tyson ritter's (of the all american rejects) girlfriend... or was, last time i checked.

who is she again?

To the vegetarians I will share one nuget of wisdom;
Animals eat other animals. M'kay?

Now, I have about 100 more arguments and delicious recipies that can end the vegetarian debate forever.

This chick is easy on the eyes but is she easy? Because if not I don't care.

Shit that wasn't right, I wasn't being obnoxious enough, here we go;

ANIMALS EAT OTHER ANIMALS.
O fucking K?

much better

P.S. Daddy is bringing home some schnitzel. Yums.

she was hot as hell in nsync videos
you people have short memories

I didnt know Denise Richards had a sister

She is gorgeous and was super cool. I remember skateboading downtown dallas one day and some guy asked us to be in photo shoot (super cheesy) and it was her and some other girl. Said she was trying to get a portfolio together. I didn't bother talking to her cuz I figured she was some snobby, coked up model but she came up to me and started talking. I think she was 16 and I was 20 at the time. Whatever, then I heard she was in Victorias Secret. Don't know where she went since then but she was actually pretty down to earth person.

boring. average. i'll never remember her face or give a shit.

Damn...yes she is.

crest. white. strips.

i think i just veiwed mrs. crazyotto

ummm...she's not that cute. veggi is obviously an anchorman fan tho, and i can appreciate that.

I went to that veggie site tot he right. If they are all against eating meat and wearing fur, why do most support that group People Eating Tasty Animals?

Some might actaully be decent, if they weren't malnutritioned, and vitamin deficient.

Kim smith is my all time favorite model,
she was in an Nsync video I think it was Bye Bye Bye but i have no idea cuase that was years ago and i only watched the video for her.

Hey why not just pretend Kim Smith is Blohan and whenever you post a story about LL getting a jack daniels enema or whatever we get treated to a pic of a trully beautifull woman. Get on it Superfish guy.

Very, very, very nice tits.

OK

This actress can rock Hollywood...She's good for several of hundreds a millions...

in some photos she is like liv tyler... probably kim smith imitate her. but more beautiful from liv tyler...( ı think so )

my ex-boyfriend used to love post pictures of her on his wall and it would piss me off. she was in maxim magazine a lot. she's pretty, but she's also pretty forgetful. I have nicer breasts than that, maxim magazine. being in a lame ass boy band video and about 20 seconds of a couple of movies shouldn't give this much attention. i think shes the chick in the a new gum commercial

Kim Smith is hot! Besides, us pigment challenged girls need to stick together.
too sexy..