Mar 8 2007UPDATE: Johnny Depp's daughter is ill

His wife looks ill...very ill

Poor girl. Hopefully all is well soon!

Now that sucks. :(

That is very sad. I find it interesting that nobody has mentioned what exactly is wrong with her. Hope things turn out well.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Good one Fish! It's been a very long time since you really delivered some high quality deadpan humor. Thanks for the belly laugh!

Looks like someone beat his wife with the Ugly Stick. She makes me shudder with revulsion deep in my naughty bits. I esp love that sexy 6" space between her front two teeth.

Wonder what could make a kid THAT sick? I wonder what she has..? There's no more information than this??

I hope she gets better. (And doesn't look like her mother.)

Wait...Johnny Depp is French?

Poor little Lily.

I hope it's nothing serious.

Having a sick child is a nightmare. I hope they have a good handle on whatever is wrong.

I think they had her hospitalized because she tipped the scale at 23 lbs, putting the total family weight over 100 lbs, which Depp considers to be excessive.

Does "extremely ill" sound serious enough? I doubt it's just volcanic bouts of diareah

Only a retard would make fun of such a sad event.

Prick.

She became unresponsive after accidentally watching Johnny's home video where he "wrestles" Orlando Bloom in his trailer on the set of the last Pirates movie.

"Lily"? I thought her name was Susan.

Poor Susan.

I hope that kid is not 7 years old in the photo. Probably shoudln't be that little & probably should still be carried around.

I hate hearing about sick kids and hope she gets better quickly, 100% better. It's got to be tough on them all to have their dtr so sick.

So...Fish (or whoever it is now) has given up celeb humor - and with good reason, at this point - and is now just parroting whatever comes over the news wire. Gee, what a fun site.

johnny would be way better off with me than that girl with the gap between her teeth.

i don't think i've ever seen pictures of johnny's kids before. weird. let's hope she gets better quick!

She looks to be about three in that photo. She has the body habitus of a late toddler.

coulda gone all day not hearing that.

I wonder if Johnny is hanging upside down right now and gulping fistfuls of antidepressants. I heard somewhere that will make you feel better. I'm doing it right now...

poor baby, i hope she gets better soon. :(

As much as I loathe Johnny Depp, and as ugly as his girlfriend is, it's sad that their daughter is sick :-(

I heard that Liza Minelli developed a very bad case of the shingles.

That sucks......... never wish sick kids on any one....

Unless your an enemy... and the final year of my military career you take my job and send me to Iraq... and while i am there you have my family moved to a different base so i cant retire from the base I left from........

Unless you are that person..... then i wish death upon your entire family....

And yes that happened......

Oh sorry... went off on a rant... Hey Depp... hope your kid gets better.....

John Travolta has gout.

She might have caught a cold from the draft blowing out of that gap in that girls teeth.

Chris Rock has treatment-resistant hemorrhoids.

Nothing but best wishes for him and his family at this time.

I hope his daughter didn't get into his drug stash!!!!

Tom Cruise has a troubling yeast infection.

Ping Pow i thought he was gonna shit

Fergie is still suffering complications from her circumcision.

Damn Depp and Paradis have to be one of the nicest couples, although even if it was a kid of a skank I would still hope for it to get better.

Get Well Soon, Lilly...

We shouldn't have picked on Whatsesface, now we got the fantastic MrDepp on superfish :-( He's so dreamy...

#7

Yes, he is a citizen of France. Has been since 2001.

As a loyal Johnny Depp fan, I have to thank the Superfish man for not making fun of this. I really hope she gets well soon.

I hate it when bad things happen to good people.

I love you, Johnny. <3

Nothing to razz anyone about here. Thanks, Fish, for the update--I'm sending good vibes her way directly.

I'll guess Vanessa Paradis is doing Johnny Depp's laundry,cooking and housekeeping quite well because he seems to be 'heureux' with her.

And ofcourse she seems to be 'heureuse'with him.

Kids are sick and dying everyday, and to parents with less than 1% of this guy's money and clout. I hope his kid gets better, but this story is incomplete without some idea of what she's suffering from. The Mirror is holding back that information "out of respect for family privacy". So why even report it? I guess it's good publicity for Depp, apparently the father-of-the-year for visiting his own sick child in hospital. Anyway, good luck to them.

What's also pretty awful is that someone inside the hospital leaked this information. I know they're celebrities and all, but it would be nice if a couple could suffer through their child's serious illness without it being reported on Extra.

It's going to come out that Vanessa Paradis has been sneaking into her room each night and drinking her blood.

I mean it's sad but then thousands upon thousands of children die every day, eventually you just have to say, 'Fuck it'

It's amazing that people can make it a point to "trash" Lily's Mother in one of their darkest hours. Pathetic.. Truly pathetic.

With that said, I hope his little girl gets better.. there's nothing worst than a child being sick.. your child.. my heart breaks for them.. Thoughts and prayers are with them in their time of need.

That's an extremely old photo. And Vanessa is gorgeous. Here are photos of the two of them that are a touch more recent. The one of Lily Rose is about two years old.

http://www.all-pictures-photos.com/images/vanessa-paradis/vanessa-paradis-025-img.jpg

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w255/red78_photos/lilyrose.jpg

Forgive me for not being able to turn these into proper links. I suppose you can always just copy and paste it into a new window.

At any rate, I hope her daughter feels better very soon.

That is terrible and so sad.

But I really want to make Johnny Depp feel better some how....actually I can think of about 60 ways I can ease his suffering.

I heard that the doctors are very concerned about extensive scarring in Lily's anogenital region, and Johnny always avoids eye contact whenever they try to talk to him about it.

poor kid...

#48 Rich- Is it because of his large faux-french penis?? I think that I could find a way to 'handle' it.

#50 Idiot..

The whole thing is sad.

Don't care who ya are ... I'd never wish for your kid to be sick. Sending prayers up for pretty baby.

Wow the first somewhat serious post i read in several days.

Johnny Depp apparently is really close with his daughter and it's horrible that such a little girl is so sick. i hope she gets better.

I mean let's not kid around about this... yet. =_=;

Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple has rickets. Now that one's truly ironic.

#52 Shut up, obviouslY I do not wish for a child to be sick.. pray that you will soon pull your head out of your ass.

bummer, i cant stand anything french or mister depp, but i hope the kid is alright.

Pray for this - that his daughter suffers a long lingering illness and dies after months of suffering; and Johnny boinks every single nurse in the hospital during that time. Satisfied?

....anyway........if the kid has cancer--which would suck terribly--they should get her to Childrens of Philadelphia--best in the world.

#57 Didn't I tell you once to shut up?? Anyway....

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I am DYING to know what she is suffering from.

I hate to sound like all the 'dont pick on thems' out there, but I am a HUGE Depp fan and I seriously hope Lily Rose is okay.

I hope Johnny's daughter improves. I really like and admire Mr. Depp.

The power of love! The power of love! Your loving thoughts and prayers have HEALED her!!!

"Johnny Depp's daughter, Lily-Rose, 7, is "doing much better," according to the actor's spokeswoman Robin Baum." (in USA Today)

It was appendicitis. You losers know the "extremely ill" report was from a tabloid, right? They never exaggerate anything. And they always keep info private, whenever celebs ask them to.

huh, I just fucking woke up. How in hell did I type things when I was in the midst of slumber? Oddly enough I dreamt about a Johnny Depp / Christiano Ronaldo fuck sandwich, no Orlando Bloom in sight because he prefers mangina's.

Oh yeah, and USA Today is a quality periodical. Because I can get it for free in any hotel it must be top notch!

And only losers say shit like "the power of love"... take Huey Lewis for example.

I wonder how Vanessa won Johnny's heart when she isn't exactly pretty.
I hope their daughter gets better!
Also Johnny Depp is cool! :D

according to TMZ 11 mins. ago, she had blood poisoning from an untreated wound from a "rusty tack".
can anybody say "tetanus"? how about "septic"?

anyway, they say she's feeling better. crap, i have kids, i've had blood poisoning AND early stages of tetanus (not at the same time). all in all, i'd say this has been a truly suckky week for the depp family. just sayin'.

AND before anybody else says it, i was only making a point.

Wonder why Vanessa never smiles open mouthed?

Mystery solved!

http://www.vanessaparadis.info/

To #46:

Professional makeup job + good lighting + Photoshop = Anybody looking gorgeous.

Nobody rolls out of bed looking like they do at award shows and photo shoots, and it's clearly true here. If you think what you see is real, I have some beachfront property in Arizona I would love to sell you.

Anyway, I hope the kid is getting better.

Good news.

@63 That's pretty fucking funny, I didn't even realize that I posted earlier.........

No wonder I don't come here anymore, the shit ain't funny.........

you only have to ask...

...maybe celebs should
...show their children
...to the world

before they get ill ?

That's not nice. Hope she gets better soon.

To #73

While I agree photoshop and makeup can make 90% of the population look good- my point was that she's not heinous. Perhaps I should have chosen a less "made-up" photo.

http://kea.269g.net/image/0vp51ng.jpg

Even in candid shots she's a far cry from some of the other horrid candid shots I've seen on this site. Frankly, I find it rather nice to see a hollywood "hunk" fall for someone with natural or even ordinary looks.

Anyway- who cares if she looks like Martha Stewart- as long as they're happy.

And continued well wishes for their daughter.

All of you who made nasty remarks about a very sick child and her parents appearance are surely high school students. Adults and parents can understand that this is serious. Rag on Paris and Lindsey because they are losers but leave this bunch alone until they can fight back.

No wonder he moved to the countryside of France so his family could have a normal existence and not raise kids in that Hollywood insanity.

This is supposed to be a fun site.

Britney flipping out, Lohan getting gang-banged (again), and Paris' filthy twat are funny. Anna Nicole Smith's death was an absolute scream.

But a sick kid is not very funny.

Depp's child is in hospital in England. The British tabloids have been unusually tight-lipped about what might be wrong with her, so presumably lawyers are involved.

#7 & #37 -
he's not french. he just moved to france once he got with vanessa paradis because she didn't want to leave france.

Mark my words, sodomy will play a role in all this before it's over.

his bitch as a lot of space in between her teeth

All the best to the little girl.

But back to business.. nice sideburns Johnny. Don't worry, puberty will hit someday.

48. I heard that the doctors are very concerned about extensive scarring in your anogenital region, and Wally always avoids eye contact whenever they try to talk to him about it.

83. From your lips to my asshole, jrz.

I feel terrible for Johnny and his family. He is such a family man he loves his children more than anything! I hope she get's better. AND Please it's just not right to make fun of sick children. I have a little girl. I can relate. Anyone with children can relate, this is a serious issue.
Best wishes to Lily Rose & her Family!

#82/Gay Stalker = you're really lame. Maybe it's time to pay less attention to JD or at least spend more time on his gay fan site and less on here. Thanks in advance.

Hope the kid gets well soon so I can get back to insulting her overrated dad.

My god he's gorgeous. Best of luck to them.

yeah, you are all right, damn that woman....shame on her for not thinking about making herself beautiful before rushing her sick child off to the hospital...what the hell was she thinking... surely god will smite her for that and strip her of any natural beauty she once had.

I really hope that child in the picture isn't the 7 year old Lilly that you spoke of, because if so , she has bigger problems than you mentioned...shes a wee bit too small. that child is only about 4 years old.

But all that aside, I hope that Cap'n Jack Sparrow's child pulls through what ever is bogging her down just fine.

hope you all have a splendid day,
eleven dead unicorns

oh gosh. johnny is hot, so yeah. get well soon dear girl. FOR YOUR DAD AT LEAST!

Actually you're totally wrong. Being his niece, I definitely know what's going on. Wasn't a rusty nail. She was having problems with her kidneys. I'm being updated everyday of her condition and she's doing much better from the dialysis, thank God. She's able to come home for the weekend, but will be going back into the hospital for further treatment.

Nothing sucks more than an ill kid :(
Hope she gets better real soon.

"Untreated prick" - didn't Johnny have syphilis a few years ago?

Lily's improving. Yay! Go, Lily.

http://www.vanessaparadis.info/Talk/viewtopic.php?t=2141

Lily-Rose leaves London hospital. Lily-Rose, the 7-year-old daughter of Vanessa and Johnny Depp, was hospitalized for an undisclosed illness. She was released from the hospital today. Robin Baum, Johnny's publicist, told the media, "We are happy to report that their daughter is doing much better." All of our members are happy, too, Lily-Rose is feeling better. Many thanks to everyone who shared news stories with us, especially Royal Tenenbaum, who brought us Baum's statement. (March 8, 2007)

"untreated prick by a rusty tack which caused blood poisoning" ?
Like in "tetanus" ? Can't it be prevented by vaccination ?
Am I the only one to be bothered by the "untreated" thing ? : /

37. Nope, Depp only has U.S. citizenship, and just lives in France. He probably doesn't even notice the difference from his native Kentucky, the notorious liberal social bastion.

Oh, and the "real" RichPort has citizenship in Cockmenistan, where he works as a porn fluffer, when he isn't working on the leaky roof of his trailer.

She stepped on a Rusty nail And didn't tell her parents and the rusty nail got in her blood and infected it. So, she is ill. (Thats What I her I'm not sure if it's true!) And don't talk about Johnny Depp's Wife, him and his child like that! I'm a fan of Johnny and I hope his daughter will be ok and back at home with her family! I'll keep praying!

meh, poor guy...he actually isn't that messed up and acts like he cares...

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