Mar 28 2007Jennifer Love Hewitt gets harrassed by clown

First, dorks.

so if she's like 4"9 then he must be 5"0 wow, stud muffin

so news worthy. I was soooo wondering when we were going to finally hear about this breaking, urgent CRAP.

let me put down my obsession with the almighty lohan down for one second.

1. her boyfriend looks like a total dork, and hes like 5-3.

2. jennifer love hewitt is as pure as the driven snow, and ill make no secret about my insatiable desire to turn her out. simply put, i want to throw some d's on that bitch

3. lindsay i still love you, dont cry, blow your nose and wipe your eyes

oh, yeah, i dont' knw what is up with showing picks of Hewitt, but on some other site they showed her widrawing money from the ATM , OMG NO one does that!! wow, she is amazing , celeb news suck lately

through some d's!!! hahahahhahahahhaha!!!

throw. I meant throw. Crap. I'm so embarassed. How could I.... whatever.

Why havent we seen her naked yet? Dear Lord whyyyyyyy?!?!?!?

She's a dork but damn she is refreshingly cute most of the time.

Hahaha, did you notice the baby in the one picture freaking the hell out? Scary clown.

Then again, so is Jennifer Love Hewitt. Good match they make.

She's beautiful. He's an ass clown. hahaha

Is that clown Chris Parnell?

She needs a bra. I'll offer to stand behind her so she can use my hands.

Look closely at the top photo. Isn't that SNL alum Chris Parnell in the clown costume? Sad.

I bet that clown is now an unemployed clown. Jen seems annoyed and boyfriend (apparently not important enough to have a name) looks pissed.

Ooops. Sorry, Slappy Joe.

Ugh.

Who knows where that bird's been?

Could've been bakin' in his ass for a coupla hours until he decided to rub his scent all over Hugetits because it was clown mating season.

Yuck.

Wait, which one is the clown?

17: WHAT????

@19.

WHAT what?

her bf is Ross McCall, recognizeable from both Band of Brothers and Green Street Hooligans. both good.

The guy's name is Ross McCall you can check his IMDb profile and picture with Jen-Love (who doesn't go to events without mega heels because who wants to look like a dwarf).The guy is like 5'8". She's 5'2" and is wearing her usual heels that give her 3-4 inches. He's Ryan Seacrest short. So if you are taller than him or her keep laughing if not go back to your job and keep that beer steady.

I fucking Hate Clowns! NEXT!!!

did danielle say something funny?

Oh yeah, who the hell where's heels to Universal? You know you have to cover five miles in that place.

Awesome how that clown is not only freaking out that baby but me as well. fucking clowns.

#22
thank you, i was hoping somebody would point out the fact shes in heels and isn't actually 4'9 so i wouldnt have to.

#21 green street hooligans, freakin awesome!

Did veggi find a new husband?

The clown looks more a rainbowvillage activist to me.

#28)Could be Perezhilton trying out his new job...

Is that Jermy Piven in the clown costume? I guess that HBO gig did not pay off

Ms. Hewgtitts looks like she decided to wear her grandmother's kitchen curtain. But she actually looks pretty good in these -- though the flower in her hair is a bit much.

Actually,

If you look close, the clown kinda resembles Jaime Kennedy. Is that how you spell his first name? I dunno.

So is the bird Hekyll or Jekyll?

And if that is Parnell in the costume, Ferrell has got to find some roles for him in upcoming movies.

"You're a poop-mouth, a poop-mouth. Poop comes out of your mouth".

the boyfriend is alright looking. i mean, just think of how annoyed we'd all be if she was dating harry morton, stavros niarchos or jack nicholson. and you can guess what they all have in common...

Her tits are so yummy they make my balls ache!!!! Id love to put that dress up around her head and....... hell I got to go.

#32)I can't imagine him with a rainbowwig on his head.At least his name ain't J'aime Kennedy.

SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!! I just saw Courtney Love in a bikini.

where? where????

was it as awful as i am imagining? eeewww

I beat that was hot. Could you tell if she had a bikini wax?

hollywoodtuna.com

It's creeped up her arse. Oh, poor bikini bottoms. poor poor bikini bottoms.

you know, her body isn't that bad, considering how old it is. but her face! HER FACE!!!! It's liquifying and sliding around on her skull. Oh GOD the Horror!

am i alone when i say i don't think that is courney love in that bikini... because if it is really her... she looks damn good.

Finally a righteous and important post, calling us to arms against clowns. My native village was wiped out by a horde of clowns. I grew up in slavery because of them, until I could earn my freedom as a gladiator. Then I repaid the clowns. You should have seen the clowns made up with "sad" faces start blubbering for real when they saw me coming. They tried the "clown car" trick on me, 30 of them disappearing into a tiny car. But I'm not an idiot, I kicked the car over to reveal the trap door and tossed a torch down. All the frizzy hair and grease paint makes them very flammable. Vengeance was mine. Word.

you must have gouged your eyes out and not realized it, cause her face looks like she's 75 or melting.

Oh Veggi! Why did you visit such horror upon us? WHY? Her face!!! I'm scarred for life.

Just as I had predicted.

44: fucking awesome!

@44 that had to be one of the stupidest things I've ever read here, congrats, fucktard..........

@24 never has, never will..........

Loser.

@48 Of course the Warlock Queen loved it, fucking trekies.........

I believe "losers" change their name and add little symbols next to it, as if anyone really cares who the real danielle is anyway. Fucking dumb eggplant.........

boring.....

if you're bored, then you're boring

And I believe *losers* post shit on a website that doesn't cater to the mentally challenged, so why are YOU here?

Dumbass dry erase board.

I'm not a trekkie. Don't feel bad that your privates don't match your name.

her boyfriend has little girly sized feet.....hmmmmm

Stupid clown!, ur suppose to put ur hand puppet by her VAG. Thats how I do it, sure it results in lonely nights by my candle made fire place, listening to Phil Collins while trying to stretch my penis to 7 inches, but at the end of the day, I know the ladies know where I really wanna be! in VAGalina!

I HEART VAG.

@58

That's so sad....and disgusting.

If i ever meet a girl with this kinda dress,i'm gonna try to flip it over her head...Looks kinda inviting to me.

Oh God, when you were all talking about Courtney in a bikini, for some reason I was still thinking Courtney COX, so when I went to that site I was like WTF happened to her!!!! Yikes!

Also, what's this about Jen being short?!?!?! I always thought she was tall....

That's one scary looking clown, if I ever ran into him I'd be practicing my Matrix moves on him!!!

He totally looks like Bailey. Weird.

1) Jennifer Love Hewitt is so freaking cute, you're evil if you wish any ill will upon her.

2) Her bio says she's 5'2" and pic 6 shows she's got some really high heals on so I don't think the boyfriend is as short as people are saying, though he may still be technically a hobbit

3) She should make more dumb comedies where she wears rediculous and revealing costumes like "Heartbreakers" that's clearly the kinda film for her

@56 "your privates".....What are you fucking ten.......

@55 haven't you recieved enough shit on this site? You must still be hungry, imagine that.......

Universal Studios sucks and so does her fairy banana dress.

Please die ItalYAWN Sausage, seriously.

When was the last time you've said anything even remotely funny? Answer me that needledick.

Go play with a butcher's knife or look in a mirror, ya know, something deadly.

Stallion baby... how you doin' my favorite guinea?

I'm gonna let that lousy Superfishdoode comment slide if only because of my pathological hatred of .....clowns.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

1.)Her boyfriend looks like a tool.

2.)Nice butterfly ring.

Silly people. That's Christina Aguilera she's hangin out with.

I like her boyfriend. He seems like a cool dude and a good sport.

BUT as far as the clown goes...since when do clowns dress up in light blue shirts and wear sunglasses. That's just down right scary!

The clown looks typically annoying, but at least it's not a mime. On the other hand, he's using a hand-puppet that somehow bears a striking resemblance to Pinchyface McTits. And she should go ahead and start a family, she's already got the mommy-arms.

That is not really a clown. That is the director of her next movie and that is the only way Jennifer can understand what he wants her to do.

Once at a birthday party a clown tried to "entertain" me, but after I smiled and then smeared feces on him he left quickly enough.

^ Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

i thought we were done with Anna Nicole Smith posts...

DamnYell, i'm sure somewhere, somebody thinks you're witty. it's just not anybody around here.

liberals give me the willies

79 were you an intern for Clinton?

Can The Superficial post the next moronic picture of some stupid Hollywood celebrity? I think we have all ran out of comments for Jennifer Love Huge-tits, the really stupid clown and what ever that dork is that is standing next to her. Where are Britney and Paris?. We have not gotten any good pictures of them a several days. Yes I know there was one of Paris yesterday, but she looked good with those new boobs. She is almost doable now

55. Posted by ¤dånielle¤ on March 28, 2007 12:57 PM

"And I believe *losers* post shit on a website that doesn't cater to the mentally challenged, so why are YOU here?"

Does this question make sense to anybody?

Hey Jimbo, I am sure you & veggi & shack can bore us with more of your idiotic conversations until a new post. Please continuuuuuuue....

biatcho -

But why rely on my witty conversation? The dribble that come out of your mouth is to die for. Your cleaver come backs like "So is the bird Hekyll or Jekyll" or "Stallion baby... how you doin' my favorite guinea?" have just knocked me off my chair. Please continue with your witty retorts we are all waiting

that's one fucken freaky clown. Given me nightmares for weeks now.

She looks cute and innocent as usual - gag

@68 Doing good, where have you been?

@67 Awwe, Do you want a banana? Don't lie........

All clowns are pervs, I'm pretty sure this one is holding a dildo underneath the bird.

Jimbo- "cleaver comebacks" because they're so sharp, or because you're an idiot like danielle? Which one is it? Either or would be sufficient, you fucking tool............

jimbo, please forgive the rest of us if we are interrupting your masturbation fantasy of hooking up with ladies from here.

That what fuck did I do to you assholes. You are that fucking bored you need to rip on me. All 3 of you can kiss my ass

"cleaver comebacks" bwahaha he really did say that. "Gee Beav, I don't know about that. Pop doesn't like idiots."

"That what fuck did I do to you assholes."

^^^ It gets better and better.....hahahahaha

Retards R' Us...........

Jimbo, you don't want me to have to learn you, believe me. Your ass will be as raw as Tara Reid's throat after a bender loaded with blow, cocks & Camel nonfilters.

Dear Ms. Hewitt's boyfriend:

Congratulations on landing the delectable JLH. But please stop wearing blue shirts with white collars (a) over jeans, (b) without a jacket, and (c) to the GODDDAMN AMUSEMENT PARK. Jesus, I bet you even left in the collar-stays.

Thank you.

Now the fashion police are here, hahahahaha, who really gives a fuck how he dresses? Besides SJTLQ of course.........

Stallion... I have had better weeks but I should be back in full, normal swing ASAP. And by swing I mean fucking.

See you down under.

Biatcho- cool, we have missed you, if you know what I mean. Later......

Guess Stallion goes for that look... probably turns his golddigging boyfriends on. You rocking the bright white sneaks too?

lookma, i doubt you'd ever see that look on stallion. you're right though that white collar with the blue shirt is dorky looking, is that a new trend? i've never seen that before.

stallion, you have money?

@98 you'll know what kind of sneaks I'm rocking when you dig them out of your ass, cunt...........

@101 You want to put your toes where? Do you see how that doesn't really help your case?

@101 after I pull my sneaks out of your ass I want to suck the corn out from between my toes.

Stallion is not only homophobic, he has to talk shit to feel like a badass and to still compensate for his way below average tiny cock.

Sorry it's not workin for ya buddy.

Sherlock you're not. Stallion's cock is so big it gets stuck in the sky. If you weren't a dyke, you'd know that.

would anyone even care if this girl wasnt packing two plump honey hams under her top?no?
didnt think so...mmmm ham.

@103 So your still doing this bullshit, huh Brian Green? Don't fuck with me Wally, and I know it's you because your retarded ass can't even reply to the right post. Fucking palsey faggot..........

And ponk's pissed because it's not getting any.

@108 Seriously, that's the best you have? Calling me homophobic? And I'm not your buddy you fucking cunt, you wish you could suck on this dick, bitch............

There isn't anything there to suck. lol

#109 Nononono - that's "privates"! As in: 'you wish you could suck on this "private", bitch'.

@110 wow, you're funnier then Terry Shiavo trying to eat steak, keep the jokes a flowing.........

@111 So you agree with my comment before on the 10 yr old........

I'm still waiting for the "nanny nanny boo boo" to follow one of her stupid retorts.........

The only reason she didn't put her hand through the bastich's chest was because she didn't have the standard Clown Disposal Haz-Mat kit on hand. *Never handle a clown's body, dead or alive.*

JLH is simply lovely.

I'd like to hike that dress up, bend her over, and show her the best 30 seconds of her life.

Clowns are friggin' scary.

First: She's 5"3, and she has enormous platforms on...the dude is probably 5"9-5"10

Second: I didn't realize how charitable JLH really was until I saw her current bf

Third: I thought that dressing up like a clown would be a cute way to swoon her. Turns out she just thought I was kinda funny but extra creepy. Mission Failed.

Fucking clown

I'll take him down

Downtown

To Chinatown
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http://www.ouchytheclown.com/

20 pics of her, and one of Thora. Fair? I think not.

She got a touch-up boob job, she would be golden. then she'd have a one size fits all kinda rack, and would be prime slurping material.

One day Jennifer Love Hewett was bored at home. She decided to learn a new magic trick.

She went to her mother, who was in the kitchen, and asked "mom, will you please teach me a new magic trick."

Her mother answered "I am sorry honey I don't know of any new magic tricks and I am much too busy to help you! Why don't you go to Universal Studios and ask the clown, and see if he can help?"

Jennifer took her advice, went up to the clown, and asked him. The clown then said, "sure sweetie, first why don't you turn your back to me and I will show you a trick. Do you feel my finger in you ass sweetie?" Jennifer answered "yes I do" Then the clown, who was holding up both his hands, said "well sweetie, take a look, no hands!"

Well, us clowns can always have our fantasies, at least.

nice

#121 What, writing the headers and copy for the Feesh isn't enough for you, you now have to post? Thanks. Thanks a lot.

She looks as if to say "get away from me!" and is just being way too nice!

she like'a the happy clown...............in my pants

that weasle has hips as big as a house.

Who cares?? Remember her cd? HAHA! That was def. more funny

Watch The Suburbans.