Mar 20 2007Jenna Jameson is, uh, sexy?

First, This is much better

Yeah, there is something very "up" with Jenna. Those pictures of her from last month were gruesome. Though I don't know much about her other than that TV story shit, she WAS hot. now...not so much.

and now, standby for an important message from from the porn/men/slut/everything haters, in three-two-one:

didn't she use to have more meat?

wow seriously she was way hotter like 10 years ago

Besides her Jolie lips i think shes still kinda hot...

Oh god, her hipbone, HER HIPBONE!!! It's about to pierce through her skin!!!!!!

What a skank-a-rella!

wow.

She should ride smoothly wot with all that synthetic stuff damping thing out...

Damn she's lost some weight. Face looks ok - for a whore. But what's with her fugly pants and boots??

I'm convinced the real jenna jameson died in a triple anal accident and this is merely her doppelganger.

this whore must be using the same plastic surgeon as Susanne Somers and Kathy Griffin because they look like triplets

coked out. just like Poop Spice. duh.

Ugh, rough, all of the sudden I feel the need to condition the leather seats of my Yukon.

her boy toy is a punk bitch

The two people in the background take the cake in this picture.

You can just read their expressions.

They're thinking:

"That's the end result of baked semen. I think I'll have a good laugh now."

What happened??? She used to be one of the most beautiful women in the world... I guess if you don't have an eating disorder these days, you're just not cool. Have these girls never heard of what happened to karen Carpenter?

I'm going to go eat a greasy cheeseburger now. At least my heart-attack will be food-induced as opposed to lack of.

Damn, I thoght I was going to go home with that stupid image of KR in my head. Now it is Jenna. Much better image to have in my head as I drive down the freeway!!!! No only if they could have posted some good naked ones of her.

Yes, I know. All I have to do is a google search on her and tons of them would cum up.

And to whomever I will have inevitably offended with my post, yes, I'm a ignorant cracker. And very much still hungover.

I can't believe I ever used to have my pants off around moving images of this woman.

Not that the two were linked, mind you. It was pure coincidence. See, I'd walk into the room, and then I'd go to close the window because it was blustery outside. THEN a strong wind would blow my pants off and... oh, Lisa! Hi honey! Wh-what are you doing home so early?

#10 - Surely you mean doppelgangbanger?

There is only one way this whore looks good: With a cock in her mouth, and a load on her chest.

No eating disorder here......this is crank abuse. Look at her arms and that hip bone......pretty sickening.

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Aww damn, I thought being a porn star, she'd have more control over herself and not fall victim to low self esteem! I'm SHOCKED she's so sick and deteriorating...just stunned...yeah...

You can tell exactly what the woman in the background is thinking. She's like:

Oh My god that skeleton prostitute actually thinks she hot! Her ugly outfit bring it all together.
then she proceeds to laugh because...
She just stabbed and killed her date with her sharp hip bone.

Walking AIDS with skinny little arms and legs.

Those skinny ankles are kinda disturbing and makes one wonder if they might just snap under the combined weight of those lip and breast implants. Yikes, that thought killed any chance of a boner out of me. :(

What happened to Jenna is exactly what should be happening as a result of her selling her soul to Wicked in the nineties.
"Fuck for ten years straight - BUT, make enough money to try to surgically erase ten years of paid fucking."

OMG! I just noticed that the picture of the girl across the page under the heading " Who Is the Sexiest Vegetarian Alive?" is posing the exact say way as Jenna. Except she doesn't look like a crack whore!

wow, she totally destroyed her face

#27, you're right! ... it's fucking surreal...

#27 - Nice call!

...and now I can't stop looking between the two, like some sort of hyperactive terrier watching a video of tennis in fast forward. Thanks a bunch.

"Jenna Jameson is, uh, sexy?"

Uh, NO. NEVER WAS.

ewww...lool at her arms...they're nasty..

NASTY .... I remember when she was hot in the late 90's...now she is just disgusting

#27 LOL

Hilarious outfit. Those shoes look like they came direct from the Olsen Twins' freak show closet. Also, her bizarre leathery stomach is almost more disturbing than Tara Reid's.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTED

This is what your face looks like after you've swallowed 50 gallons of cum, boys and girls.

It's been all downhill since she hit 18. Same with all women.

Dan, may the fleas of a thousand camels breed on your groin.

That bitch has some SKINNY ANKLES. Damn.

Meth will do this to you...

She's not even 33 yet (Apr9), and she already looks like THIS?! I thought she was more like 45! =0

So what happens in porn when a girl is being banged and her arm breaks off? Do they keep going? Is it seen a cool kinky turn on and the arm is then used as a giant dildo? What?
Is she still even in porn? Because I don't think she should be passing on whatever terminal disease did that to her, especially if it's terminal SSDW (stupid self destructive whore) we don't need any more of those.

I didn't know skeletor was hiding a blonde bob under his purple hood.

yeah she was a porn star but she was so beautiful. why do these women do this to themselves? are they really that damaged emotionally?

hollyj-
fortyfive? FORTYFIVE?
i love ya, girl, but 40 and 50 gals aren't all jerky skinned and wasted. life BEGINS at forty, and i'm livin' it to the max!

and she's a waste, but i want that rag hangin' out of her back pocket!
ARRRR, MATEYS!

uh, AGE 40 $ 50.
sorry for the confusion. pass the aricept.

Thanks for the pic.'s. I almost forgot, I need to get toothpicks when I go to the store!

also, who is paying for my new monitor?? Her hip bone poked right through the screen. Almost put an eye out.

Oh wait, I was getting her mixed up with Traci Lords anyway. It's not my fault: all women look alike.

It doesnt even look like her anymore....shit man. Shes right up there with cortney love.

She's tryin for the new look to get away from the porn queen image and into a legitamate motion picture (so called) star !

Gonorrhea has taken quite a toll on Jenna...

What the hell is she pointing to in the first pic? Ribs? Vertebrae?

Doesn't jiz have calories???

She looks absolutely terrible! I'm shocked! Waaayyy too much surgery!

#52 LOL!
That is an excellent point. I am now very confused because Paris Hilton should be the fatest girl on earth.
Maybe the spermies just kill themselves when they realize that they are inside Paris Hilton.
I guess Jenna doesn't swallow at work, what a fake.

She didn't even fuck men on film until about half past me being interested, and she spent the majority of her screentime fucking her husband, which made for mediocre porn at best, AND she was a lousy lesbian lay before that. Mainstream film can have her, if they're into skinny blondes who can barely deliver dialogue.
Um, wait... what?

Oh wait I just remembered I saw this biography on her life a few years ago and apparantly she was a serious drug addict when she was younger and she describes her Dad picking her up at the airport and he freaked 'cause she was down to 80 pounds. So she's definitely back on her crack.
Her parents must be so proud.
Life is a circle, what goes around comes back around (oh fuck did I just quote Timberlick, gross, I hate that turd)
Anyway, I'm watching one of Jenna's porno's with the Lion King's circle of life song playing in the background and it just works.

Disney and Porn; an American family weekend. Oh, add Church on Sunday to that; there we go. Yup the world is a good place.

My snatch smells like Cheetos.

Jenna's still hot in a racoon mummy sort of way. I hear her new porn flick is coming out soon, "Feral Grannies Gone Wild!" I wouldn't recommend it though. I saw a sneak preview,a nd its basically a milk commercial. Theres this one scene where Jenna's gettin it hot and spicy Wheel Barrel style from a WWE pizza delivery Body Builder, then *Poof* her legs snap off, and the porn guy runs off screaming.

There's ole bighead again. Who the fuck is that guy? Scientists took a broken skull of a Neandertal and reconstructed it with clay. And Jenna now has arm candy.

who's the guy??

She's mutating!!

If she gets one more chin implant, bleaches her anus and dyes her hair brown, she will look just like Tabitha Stevens. Why would that be a look to aspire to? She is so awful Paris Hilton looks natural in comparison.

Regardless of her career choice, this is bizarre. She was one of the hottest chicks around. She got her chin done - because she did have a slightly recessed chin - and the obligatory boob job then stopped all together for years. Now it looks like she has starved herself and received $50,000 worth of plastic surgery in just a few months. Weird.

The guy is her refrigerator of a boyfriend, Tito Ortiz. He is almost as frightening as she is, so they're a perfect match! Congrats to you, Tito -- you're dating a whore!

wow. =( she looks really bad.

Ick.

She looks like the porn version of Anna Wintour.

'sinewy spice'

Eww. She looks like an old Hillary Duff!!

She taught me everything I know about DVDA.

She's got Rock'em - Sock'em Robot head syndrome, with the optional Olsen duck lips.
Her people should warn her that looking unusual isn't always a good thing. They're probably too busy though, trying not to projectile vomit on her.

She looks like a skeleton buried in a heap of dirty laundry.

She looks, uh, unclean.

She smells of dried semen, baked skin & barbecued fish sticks, even through my computer.

She has had way too mych surgery AND she's anorexic. She looks horrific!!

Her shirt advertises why she looks like shit:

DONE HARD

The third pic looks like she should be leaning in the passenger window of a car saying, "Yeah, I'll do that, but it will cost you $20 extra."

I mean....whoah. WTF?! She looks like the damn Cryptkeeper......WTF!!!?

typical american woman

I wonder what this young lady did to develop such a used-up appearance?

She's taunting us with those sexy super-low-rise jeans. Now I'm dying to know what she looks like naked!

Why is she facing us? Porn is 100% anal now (except for the occasional puking-deepthroat blowjob...yummy). She should be required to bend over and duckwalk backwards to the camera at all times.

i bet if she ate a Junior mint, it would look like a snake trying to swallow a potbelly pig.

I doubt there are any males or females anywhere except her bitch boyfriend that could generate any fucking liquid to put anywhere on this stretched-face freak of nature.
Heyyy- Maybe she turned herself into a Tranny in order to get this gay dude- do ya think?
#65 hahahahahah!

can Tito Ortiz possibly come up with any more reasons to be hated. Bad Boy of Huntington Beach is proud of himself for dating a worn out porn star. Kudos, i hope Chuck Liddel kicks your ass soon.

hahaha - so I just read her myspace blog about her dramatic weight loss - she is claiming it is stress induced due to her divorce from Justin. HOWEVER if you read Justin's blog on myspace he is telling her to own up to her actions and quit making excuses, and blaming it on people. So it sounds like drug abuse. CRACK WHORE!

God I used to love watching her video's with my boyfriend....

Does her pee just fall out now? There's no way that thing closes.

yay #27 and #30

She looks like a praying mantis, though with Jenna I think that would having to be a lay-ing mantis....you know cause of all the sex

Oh please, I've seen this kind of ridiculous and self-abusive weight loss before, added with the leathery-gross skin. Meth kills, Jenna!! This drug is everywhere, and yes it affects even the richest, most successful people. I'm surprised she doesn't have a glass pipe lodged between her teeth and a mysterious white substance on her nostrils.

#19 - dopplegangbanger ... nice one!
#75 - agreed.
#79 - good to see the real Rich again. Welcome back home!

I have a video with her doing an advertisement for a porn website back in '96 & she doesn't even look like the same person anymore. This is why human beings need to eat real food & stay off of crack, meth, & all of the other shit. It's obvious to everyone what she's doing when she's not making porn. Why is it not obvious to her? Does she look into a mirror ever?

People on meth don't even realize how bad it is until their pants fall off and their suddenly really broke. They're so busy scouting for more drugs they don't have time for mirrors!

If she looked like this when she started knob gobblin', she would only be a thousandaire now. To paraphrase Rick James, Meth is a helluva drug. I have lost the desire to assfuck her. No, really, it's true.

@83...the funny thing is that he's NOT talking about his wife having penises inserted inside every orifice and cavity on her body on a daily basis.

Excellent business woman but a used-up infected mess.

She looks very thin and tiny.Is she anorexic or addicted to drugs or something?

I know everybody on here seems to hate Danielle, I kind of missed what started it all, but I gotta say....

#15 danielle.....

That was fucking hilarious, but also kinda gross.

AS for Jenna, I'm wavering between Meth and Hep C combined with Annorexia. Then again Pam Anderson looks a bit healthier and she has Hep C so I guess I'll have to go with "Meth"

I can't tell her and Janice Dickensen apart. I think they should play the Olson Twins' Moms in A Freaky Monday movie.

WHAT THE HELL! Did Joan and Melissa have a baby together? So many questions in my head, so confused! I feel like crying.

SEND HELP!

Next to her ANYTHING looks big.You can watch some of her movies as a proof.

she's not even 33 yet? holy shite! I don't know if it's drugs, AIDS, anorexia or a combo of all 3, but the bitch looks washed up and decrepit...what's funny is, she thinks she HOT! eat a froot loop for Christ's sake, step away from the cum bucket, it has NO nutritional value, whore!

She's been following way too much Posh. That's a shame.

test

again

Who's the mongoloid next to her? She's dating a tard?

oh c'mon superfish, AIDS? WTF is that bullshit joke? because it's one of the baddest and most pathetic "jokes" I've heard in a long time. Could you please be a little original and smart with your jokes? now that'd be funny, and not pathetic like your jokes currently are.
Now referring to Jenna Jameson, again c'mon Superfish, and all the jealous bitches haters, and all the moralist prudes. Pictures can be incredibly misleading. I'm sure you all look like goddesses and gods straight from heaven in every random picture that is taken of you? you don't have any bad pictures and you never happen to look really bad or weird in pictures right? LMAO
I saw Jenna in person in January and let me tell you she's SMOKING HOT. All the dudes on this site would do nothing but only dream about her and drool. And all the chicks on this site would do nothing but want to kill themselves for being so disgusting next to Jenna. That's the fucking truth, but yet people needs to make themselves feel better by insulting horrid shots of celebrities and hot people. Isn't that what the Superfish comments are for? Yeah, sad to insult a woman's looks when you're like 100 million billions uglier than her and not even in the best looking day of your life will you look as good as she looked on her worst looking one.

She has the smell of death about her.

no wait, that's not death, it's just the smell of 18,784 pop jobs in her open mouth and then swallowed.

And how could she possibly be that thin sucking down all those "protein shakes"?