Mar 30 2007Jenna Jameson has vagina surgery

Tranny protocols in full effect, not a drill!!!

LMAO Barbados...

So she got her vajayjay lasered... I wonder if they killed all the Klingons.... Lord knows that thing has seen enough photon torpedos...

Look at those vericose veins on her calf in pic 8. *barfs*

She is fucking hot. So is Lohan. And Paris of course is.

My va-gee-gee is going to explode!

#3, that's a tattoo, you moron.

that face! looks like a leather jacket

LukeWarmWater, that's her ugly tattoo, not her veins.

Anyway, that's a pretty dress she's wearing... too bad she decided to fill it up with those two lopsided canteloupe-esque excuses for fake breasts. Vaginoplasty... good grief, I didn't know such a thing existed. Is nothing sacred anymore? (Stupid question) What she really needs is a brain donor.

What did she really expect of the surgeon? That thing has been getting blasted by some hefty meat for at least 12 years now.

Tito is so huge he split her like a log.

Well guys are often accused of thinking with their dicks - but I seldom have mine sked my business meetings.
And I think the reporter misinterpreted the producers. My sources are saying "Pulling the plug" is still in the second act of the film.

They are the 2 most disproportionate people on Earth. Tito's head is so out of control it needs its on satellites. And Jenna's knockers look like, well, like Tito's head.

Ah fuck it. They're both hot. I'd love to wrap my vagina around her face, despite the fact that her own cooter probably looks like a sleeve made out of corned beef.

That was a funny comment by me - HER COOTER PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE A SLEEVE OF CORNED BEEF

And fishdoode, you had me there 'til the last sentence. I'll let it slide because, well, I love puppies. *sigh*

That's Joan Rivers.

#2- Klingons circle around Uranus.

Ignoring 4, 5, 11 and 12 aka neo maxi pad:

I am seriously doubting that Jenna made any kind of money in the porn industry. Her face probably is an exact replica of the inside of her vajayjay. Yuck.

I hope she got it sewn shut.

after banging on this leather speed bag for a while, i'm a little nervous about what tito is going to show us next in the octagon.

Slim- i thought you were some kind of hard-nozed tough guy! puppies?

Binky- point well taken

danielle- i don't know why you wouldn't want 11 to be you. thats the cleverest thing you've ever posted!

By 'vagina', hopefully they mean 'massive reconstructive facial'.

that first picture is cracking me up! WTF is she doing? Trying to hold down the spew from earlier? yuckers!

Ignoring 16 aka shit for brains:

It's a known fact that Jenna has built an empire out of getting shlong blasted and is worth close to 100MM. Then again, you ARE my great imposter, my dear troll.

Try harder, Ms. Dumas.

@17 you would need rope to close that thing up

I see a fucking enormous wedding ring on her hand. You know, the same hand that she used to jerk out some throat yogurt from Peter North's wang chung.

Tito, you sly dog. Congrats, my man. May you both live happily ever after.

industrial leather sewing machine.

In her break-out movie with Randy West where she took a creampie, she looked so much more like the girl next door and so much less like, well, a whore.

i doubt she's worth 100 MM. most people i know who have seen her didn't pay a cent for it, and she's clearly retired (eh-ehm) so...

eww shes so ugly she looks like a crackwhore with anorexia. Shes like a scary clown with those lips.

You could make a couch out of her left over lips.

I've said it before and i'll say it again..... that is one ugly looking pussy....

Tito Ortiz I mean!!!!!

Normally, extra skin means more canvas to work with. This would have been like painting the ceiling of a chapel.

why is million abbreviated mm? Isn't that millimeter? Maybe she's worth 100 45.mm shots to the head?

wow. so is danielle done insulting herself now so i can read these catchy comments without having to scroll past her shit?

if he/she was smart, they/it would simply start posting under another name and end this ignorantfest.

"or a puppy" That's Hilarious!

Either that or I'm still drunk.

It's probably the latter, cause I just imagined Scrappy Do in a doctors uniform and Jenna saying, "please Dr. Do...I need you to inspect my Scooby Snatch"!

hahaha Jimbo. Who would ever sit on it though? And what could you possibly clean it with?

Why in the hell is her skin the color of a tangerine?

Oh well, I heard that tanning causes cancer. Maybe she'll die soon? If not the anorexia, it'll be cancer.

LLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLL SF GUY. ILY. <3
and this makes my vagina hurt.

if you're so smar, lovescontroversy (and that name does sound OH SO smart), then maybe you'd realize that she fucking LOVES it.

35:
"dude, i think your dog vomited on your couch, or chewed it up, or something"

"where?"

"um, well, all over it."

#38 smar....? Yea that's smart......

In her case vaginoplasty would be akin to trying to decrease the diameter of the London to Paris Chunnel with a pair of surgical thongs and some chicken wire.

Not gonna happen padre.

hooked, line and sinker :X

Veggi,

I have no idea who would sit on it or what to clean it with. I am not sure why that disgusting thought came into my head.

I don't think she even got a vaginoplasty.

She probably had a sex change so Tito wouldn't leave her for Gay Al.

#6 "that face! looks like a leather jacket"

So cum doesn't work as skin cream, guess I need a new line.

jimbo- i'm still waiting to hear about big fat fanny...

44. lmao

Caption for the 1st pic:

"I dunno why I'm here. I thought this was a strip joint."

#15.... LOL
Phaser set on kill.... We are going in people...

So here is what she had done I am guessing...
http://www.drmatlock.com/

Smiley sons of bitches aren't they... The Dr. must be living his dream... As a child I can only imagine the times he dreamed of vaporizing vag with an argon laser...

Let that be a lesson to all the myspace sluts out there. Consuming galvanized buckets of semen is not a wise career choice. And that goes double for Lohan.

The last time I saw a face like that, it was working as the Mouth of Sauron.

No No, I do not think all women are evil. To the contrary, I love women. They are so much fun.

Select Jenna's before & after from the following:
http://www.lasertreatments.com/labiaplasty_before_and_after_pictures.html

Free porn! Someone call Edna Bambrick!

As far as facial goes, seems obvious to me that she and Posh Beckham see the same butcher for facial tweaks... That is some butter face right there....

she is super skinny. how do people that look like they arent supposed to be naturally skinny have the energy to function?i get dizzy if i dont eat for a day...

fun? fun is a word you use to describe things that produce almost no discernable affect at all. did you like your date? how was your first day at school? well, it was...fun.

uhgg. gross. i'd rather be anything but fun.

#52- usually butter face is a non-literal expression. i'd like to point out the subtle difference in meaning which makes your use of the word "butter" so doubly apt here, which is that her face is not only disgusting, but it actually looks like some part of it is quite literally made of butter.

Sweet Jesus Christ, what are women doing to themselves these days? She looks like a sun dried leather pelt. Well she is 75% cum, so it is to be expected i guess........

It's just sad that exactly 1,334,583 guys have something over Tito Ortiz. Even he doesn't have the stamina to kick the shit out of every guy who smiles and winks knowingly when he walks into a room with that thing on his arm.

Okay, maybe it's cuz I'm a guy, or maybe I'm just ignorant, but wtf is a vaginoplasty supposed to accomplish?!

And wtf did Ortiz ever end up with her? Why would he want to be with her? There are a lot of other prettier, sexier, CLEANER, and less used up girls than her that would still do all the same freaky shit that she'd do. A girl doesn't actually have to be a porn star to act like one for her man, and wouldn't you rather have a less used girl acting like a porn star for you, than an actual porn star who's already gone more rounds and be twisted in to more crazy positions with bigger guys than Tito ever has in the Octagon?!

you can have vagina surgery? i thought the only known surgeries on a vagina was a sex change and childbirth

it's supposed to make your VAG tighter. and maybe he LOVES her, whitegold, or at least her artifically tight vag.

I think she's even skinnier than Nicole Richie. The only thing Nicole would have to do to be considered a sex symbol is to stuff two melons under her shirt. Maybe two watermelons.

55 - I will pt some qoutes around it next time but I see your point.. She definitely has been colored... Maybe by all the "man butter" she has consumed...

58 - read here... The vagina laser surgery makes the muscles strong again supposedly...
http://www.drmatlock.com/

I guess a vaginoplasy would reshape it some way...

I am also guessing a analplasty and sphinctal-lasering are on her menu of "things to do"...

Crab People
Crab People

sing along everyone !

Crab People....lalala?

What song is that?

@55 - Butter face does not mean her face looks like butter. It mean everything looks good "but her" face.

At least if a puppy did the surgery she'd be cute.

#63
Crabbbbyyyyy Jenna Jameson
Crabbbbyyyyy Jenna Jameson
Craaaabbbbbyyyyy! Craaaabbbbyyyyy@
Jena Jamesoooooooonnnnnn!

**top that!

If her face were made of butter, she'd probably just use it as a lubricate.

#68 or cream for her newly-surgically improved vagina.

Scary pictures.

Reminds of actress Jamie Lee Curtis' famous line, "People who've had plastic surgery don't look younger -- they just look like people who've had plastic surgery."

@69.

HAHAHA!

CrabLeader make ya work hard
Make ya sweat hard
Make ya want more of her Crab!!

(Orignially maneater by Nelly F.)

Is that too cheesy?

Maybe she is coming out of retirement. Can anyone smell a comeback?

#71 ok you win lmao

#72 that's not a comeback i smell, its just her rotten "crawda"

thanks, jim. all my life i've been ignorant of the etymology of that expression. who says you can't learn anything on the superficial. you know that the word porcelain comes from the word porcella, which meant "pussy" in latin vernacular, and was used at first informally to describe an oval-shaped pearly serving platter that came with every porcelain set?

#64 it started 1000 years ago, and after a millenium underground it culminated in global takeover through the metrosexual community....

...had to be there i guess... but it's a catchy tune........ for some..

i just think she should get a lobsto-plasty, and get it over-with once and for all

Vagina surgery, eh? That's dedication to your job, right there!!!
My boss wanted me to go to a class once and I wouldn't even do THAT!!!

Vagioplasty tightens things up, makes it look less....used and helps to make sex more enjoyable again. It's usually geared towards women who've given birth many times & want the look and feel that they had before. I suppose the amount of sex she had would have put a bunch of miles on her vajayjay so it makes sense. Plus if she comes out of retirement it'll look better on camera.

I found a website that not only explains it but shows the before & after photo. I don't know how to do hot links sorry http://www.labiaplastysurgeon.com/vaginoplasty.html

Yay! Fish decided to add new shit, wahoo!
#1 started a flow of extreme funny, I seriously about pissed myself reading this before getting to the end.

Nice to see ol' Bighead again. Just his photo alone is a great pickmeup!

she used to be so hot

Shouldn't it be called vajayjay rejuvination? Vaginoplasty makes it sound like Rhinoplasty and we ALL know that Jenna isn't getting a nose in her snatch. Although, I don't see why anyone else would put their nose in that thing, it must burn like crazy!

But, I can't blame her for having the surgery. If you'd had over 100,000 sexual partners, your vajayjay would look like oatmeal too.

Still....very disturbing.

you think she's lost count?

just because someone is in the porn business does not necessarily mean they have lots of sexual partners.

there are not that many dudes in the business.. and jenna worked with just her husband for the last 8 years.

i dont think any of you have actually seen a vagina in real life.

I'm almost sure that the wall that overlooks her bed in her bedroom has an exact registrar of how many people she has fucked written in purple crayon.

Almost.

"If her face were made of butter, she'd probably just use it as a lubricate"

You don't need to put the little TM next to your name, we can all tell the difference between you and your troll. Your troll is obviously smarter then you and would have put........

If her face were made of butter, she'd probably just use it as a LUBRICANT.

Dumb bitch..........

Let me put your reply to me up, to save you the trouble......

"Shut up ItalYAWN or Ima stik mi gresee hair pick in yo I"

Schack- I don't think she could figure it out if she were given a notebook, pen, and a week or so to think it over.

Actually, my reply would've gone a little more like this:
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#84 - Look all I can say that I know for a fact that the radials on my car are only made to last so many miles regardless of how many people ride in it....

How many miles of cock has her punaynay seen?

Thus she got a retread...

that is an interesting theory, punjab, but what about the fact that living organisms can repair themselves over time? i mean, she's never had kids. we're not talking about muscles torn beyond repair, right?

#78, so in other words, its a procedure that makes you seem like you're not so whorish instead of just...whorish? cool! Paris Hilton should consider that

Vaginoplasty? I wish I could take back all the long ago sessions during which I "had myself" when inspired by that young lady ...

I'm thinking that her plastic surgeon did some prep work on her and discovered a midget lodged in her vagina. He probably pulled the little guy out and asked, "You OK?" and the little guy says, "Of course not! I got blisters from all the guys that whore has been drilled by. I'm lucky though."

"How's that?" says the Doc.

"Well, I'm no where near as bad off as the kid that was filming with her on "How's Uranus?"

#86 wow! someone just like me! i was never gude at riting wurds eethur!

lmao funny shit though

@93.

LMAO!

I think some people are bigger & some are smaller.Personally, I am built very tight/small in that dept. Guys come in all shapes and sizes so I guess girls do too. Has she had kids? That's gotta play a big part. I guess it's just a matter of how she handles her mileage. Cars are the same- put 100K on a Honda no problem but do it to a Ford and you may have to push your car to work.

Tito Ortiz? Hey doesn't Chuck Liddell OWN that punk ass bitch??? Yeah I'm sure of that!

Holy tapdancing christ Schnack... You may be thinking about this too much... LMAO

Baby or no, I can tell the difference between a cooter that is tight and new and one that has seen lots of salami sized mileage...

Oh, and the low mileage one smells like a new Yo-Yo by the way...

@94.

Don't encourage the turd. It's better to let it run into traffic like nature intended.

#99 LMAO!

hehehe

Mmmmmmm... New Yo-Yo.... Ah....

They probably gave "leather-head" New Car, Vanilla, or Tropical Pleasure though....

well, pete, i guess i don't mind if evil L.A. bitches think they need to get their vaginas retreaded, but think of the young girls out there...

and pete- you may not have noticed, but one and the same vagina changes size considerably

Jenna is like a freezer. Ya stick in the meat and it gets hard, but after you've left it out for a while...it goes bad.

Note to all those "partners"- See your doctor, ASAP.

@100 don't encourage the monkey. It's better to let it sit in the tree with the other gorillas in the mist...........

#48 #51, God damn!!!
Those pictures have put me off the vag for the rest of the evening.
Guys, isn't it incredible the vagina can sometimes look so inviting that you can't help but bury your face in it, and other times you just look at it and get the willies?
Ladies, do you have that same attraction/disgust relationship with the penis?

penises look like herniated vaginas

@106.

Nice try sausage. Now, try again. Only this time...include humor. Like this:

"ItalYawn Sausage is so smart, so educated, so seductively sweet....."

See, FUNNY.

Do we know why she had surgery on her vagina?

Yeah, because turds running in traffic like nature intended is a fucking riot........

BTW-
That's palgarism. Get your own material needledick.

107--Yes. Definitely yes. LOL

How do you define "confusion"?

Father's Day at danielle's house........

she's only 33 and looks like she's 50. Tito Ortiz, the UFC loser, must be trying to impress his deformed, steroid-laden UFC buddies by showing off his burnt-out, deep-fried-looking former pornstar girlfriend or wife or whatever....not impressed here.

#103 - Exactly... Think of the all young girls out there... That is a lot of low mileage honeyhole. It just leaves a fella salivating...

As to 104... OK. But the old used dongholes just don't have that vice-grip action anymore... Regardless of "Schack predicted" magical resizings...

What the fuck is "palgarism"?

It's plagiarism, you stupid fucking cunt......

How do you define "penile delusion"?

ItalYawn looking down his pants and realizing that he soesn't have one.

Now, go grow one and by the time you come back with a response...global warming will have run its course and dino's will once again be roaming the earth.

(doesn't)

Oh, but you were gonna correct that anyway. Huh, genius?

103 -- Pretty sure Jamison lives in Scottsdale, AZ. She's a big part of the reason Scottsdale thinks it is L.A. Lite, now. Totally sucks there. Basically take out all of the good things about L.A. (beaches, Santa Monica ... and that's pretty much it) and leave only the superficial BS and you have Scottsdale, AZ -- where Jenna Jamison is considered a reputable celebrity!

I'm out, you're boring........

P.S. I hope you choke on your Pork Rinds.........

it must be hard to get through life with a needle-dick and the brain of an anus, pete, used-up or not.

120 - Much to annoyance, you are correct on all counts... Scottsdale "night life" is utterly pathetic and superficial... So I guess it really is LA Lite... We also have Alice Cooper, Mike Tyson, and Stevie Nicks as locals to name a few....

am i getting delusional or are Jenna and Beckham's wife Posh starting to look like each other?

If I were SO boring, why did ya respond in the first place? Last time I checked, Superficial didn't have spellcheck.

Go run along to masturbate to Jenna's a thousand and one DVD's like ya do on a regular basis.

Chow...in other words... ROOF!, your native language.

Hope your dick growing project goes according to plan.

(ok, no I don't.)

Wow, schack... You must be a woman with a stretched vag and major delusions... That was a downright cranky response to an otherwise irrelent thread about nasty porn queen snatch.... I never said YOUR snatch was used up... Though obviously whatever reserves of humor you possess must have been... They are called jokes... Welcome to the superficial...

123. Yeah, I'm actually from North Scottsdale (an even lamer version of Scottsdale).

And Alice Cooper lived at like 7th Street and Coral Cables when I was a senior in HS ('99). I dated his neighbor. Anyway, Scottsdale is the lowest form of douchebaggery.

I think David Spade and Gina Lee Nolan live there, too.

thanks for your hospitality, needledick! do you mind if i call you that?

you know, guy in a bar once told me that dicks are like pencils. you sharpen them too much, and there's nothing left.

I personally don't have one, so I wouldn't know about that.

Danielle, don't you ever call me any derogatory names you stinking, festering, ugly piece of pustule oozing shit. If it wasn't for Lincoln I'd have you shining my shoes you jungle swinging baboon assed missing link.

I should get my vagina fixed too.

Danielle... It ciao baby... Ciao... :)
If you are gonna argue with the Stallion at least get your Italian right... LOL

Schack, I could not care less.... I am secure regarding the size of my unit. Why wouldn't I be! Your mother would not quite crying when I was banging her in the ass. In fact, she even called and said she "ain't shit right for a week". Please send her my sympathies... and some salve...

Anytime you want to stick your needledick in my asshole, please do. I love anal.

finally! i've been trolled... oh, i'm so honored

Danielle said:That was a funny comment by me - HER COOTER PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE A SLEEVE OF CORNED BEEF

You must know exactly what that looks like every time you fuck yourself with your ever-present watermelon.

needledick- my mom was found dead in a motelroom with her ass in the air. the autopsy showed that someone fucked her 2 days after time of death... mystery revealed

LMAO

Of course you do... That way the guy can feel something. You probably offer it up instead of your ole flapper... Don't worry though... I hear they change size all the time... That thing will be back to vicegrip status before you know it...

PS. I would love to knock on your backdoor honey...

of course you would. any way your dick is gonna feel something. on second thought, we might wanna try my urethra

LMAO...

So I ahve been conversing with the invasion of the body snatchers Schack??? LMAO...

137... She was alive when I last saw her... She had a terible limp though...

OK, troll... It has been fun... Come up with something new and we can go another round....

well, the troll mysteriously disappeared during your rather long absence, and now you're back

obviously you couldn't stand to actually go head to head with me, needledick

@106 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@109 that was crucial! u didn't have to kill his dignity (or her) lmao

Who cares?? She already has so many movies. I don't think people would be upset

@113 Yes? Yes, you have a penis?

Well, it's been 6 1/2 hours since this posting made it up onto the site, and not ONE NEW FUCKING PIECE OF NEWS HAS HAPPENED SINCE?? WTFF?!?
Fish - you're site is really blowing hard today. Please spend some time at home this weekend on the Internet and try to get caught up with the rest of the world.
Christ on His throne.

what's with her rings? is she still wearing her engagement ring from her ex and pretending she's not a dirty whore?

I do hope this slut never has children, that would be a travesty for the poor little disease ridden freaks.

Lukew0rm...are you trying to be funny?

Please specify so others will come out of their state of confusion.

why is million abbreviated mm? Isn't that millimeter? Maybe she's worth 100 45.mm shots to the head?

MM is supposed to indicate one thousand thousand with M being the Roman numeral 1000. However, MM actually means 2000, not one million, in Roman numeration. The standard might be a persevering legacy from an idiot that sucked at math.

well, as the resident feminist superfisher, i must say that vag surgery is akin to female genital mutilation in africa, but the difference is shes the dumbass that chose it. she also chose a career fucking people for money, and where i come from, we call this being a hobag. shes trying to prolong her shelf life, and in any industry where ur body is the product ur selling, that aint long. my advice to her is to retire with the $ she made from her public hair trimmer and possibly get her surgeon to remove some of the fluid in titos giant cabeza

These pics can only be 2 things.

1. Robert Redford got a sex change.

2. Vaginoplasty is just like rhinoplasty except she had her mouth made to look like a swollen cooter.

What a freak of nature. In terms of 15 minutes of fame for porking on film (apparently her only "talent"), Jenna's in minute 40. Go away, Jenna. Just go away.

I love that I just pictured a poor, tortured puppy wearing a doctor's outfit, and Jenna looking at her steaming crotch and being like "OK, Doc, let's get this over with..."

@152...do they have capital letters there in Feminazistan?

btw, people get that surgery AFTER THEY PASS A GIANT LIVING THING thru that tiny oriface. she got it bc she fucked too many porn dicks....anyone see the difference?

no, capital letters are illegal in Feminazistan. oh shit, im going to jail. *weeps*

Of course, you all know that she's actually had sex with many, many more women than men.... right?

159...
yes, but does that make her less gross? no. do sex toys look like large penises and stretch ur cooter equally, sure do

160:
No, it doesn't, but toys don't shoot loads, either. It's just all those missed opportunities to make fun of her. The more obvious insult might have sounded like 'raging stink-fisted cunt'.
Just makes more sense than 'jizz-soaked cunt'. I didn't imply that she wasn't a dirty, used-up, pulpy, mangled, worked-in cunt.

oh good, then we are on the same team. excellent. shes foul

http://cosmeticsurgery2.com/cs-female1_vaginoplasty.htm

Maybe Tito Ortiz beat that thang up!
NO..
I mean literally!
Took it inside the cage and put that sucka in a clitoris lock!

Haha...i said clitoris lock!

There be-a lotta comments up there! Has anybody else yet mentioned the resemblance here to Ms. David Beckham? Maybe it's just the hair.

I think she might have switched her face and pussy because, hey, who'd notice? But now she knows that people suspect she's done *something*, so she's going in to have the procedure reversed. And the cycle will continue.

Is that monstrosity going to be on top o'the page ALL. FREAKING. WEEKEND?

146--Murmurzz, seriously get off the pc and take care of your kids. They are much more important than trolling me. This is just playtime kiddo, not reality. Who knew chintzy girls were so touchy! Christ I bet you get all psycho over 'First' comments too.

If Jenna wants to tighten up her twat, good on her. I'm positive her meter has turned over 100,000 several times. I sure hope she's generous with the surgery fund, cause ol' Bighead really needs a fucking shunt.

If she was my GMAMA, I would be scared as hell of her. Poor grandkids.

Btw, First pic. She resembles Donatella Versace.... LIKE A LOT.

Only .. I dunno. They're both kind of ugly.

vaginoplasty restructures the hole itself, tightens it I guess, and labioplasty works with the outer bits.... maybe she did both. I would think both would be relevant.

Awwwwwwwww, whats the matter? Possums tongue hanging out? Jesus, she looks like she is still wearing the hanger. Crypt Keeper maybe? Aids?

@167
I just came back to see if there were something new and wondered the same thing. Dead fish smells.... bad... after a day or so....I suppose this is prolific...in some weird (rather smelly and rank) way....GAG!!!THE STENCH!!!!

It's that the guy is wearing a sweater with a skull on.Otherwise i would be thinking he's hired by Disney.

Back when Jenna was young and hot: http://www.ultraslut.com/html/18yo-Young-Jenna-Jamesons-First-Video.html

So NSFW it's not even funny. For the cut and paste impaired I've linked my handle.

168 - The kiddos are sleeping, hun. So I've got time to periodically check if you've said something to me (is that pathetic? Maybe. Ha!). Just having a little fun - I've never had a little "spat" with someone before.

Don't know if you've been taking it seriously, but I have not. Shits & giggles!

I'm assuming being called a chintzy girl is supposed to be an insult, but I don't get it. What are you implying? If anything, I would think a chick that gets manicures would be a "chintzy girl", no?

N@ughty you dumbass since when is childbirth considered a surgery?

Hey, Tito! How do Randy West's, Peter North's, Jack Hammer's, Tommy Gunn's, John Holmes', John E. Depth's, Steve Ryder's, Lexington Steele's (I'm running out of porn stars), and Ron Jeremy's dicks taste?

I also like how the page that this is on is called jenna_jameson_has_vagina_surge. Like it's never been documented.

ahh! who is that caveman she's with?! what is the matter with his caveman head?!

bhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaahha the world is too wonderful. why is this newsworthy? this is the least surprising thing ever. besides britney neglecting her children. oh godddddddddd i love it. as if her roast beef mess down there can still be classified as a "vagina" anyway. PLEASE.

Who's the mongoloid she's with? Is she dating a tard?

@79 Thanks for the link. At first I was grossed out and then I realized that my junk looks prettier than the after pics and now I feel happier about myself. It's been a shitty day and you made it a tiny bit better. Thanks for feeding my superficial ego!

I'm guessing she got the vaginaplasty because she's been stretched out by a bunch of porn dudes. Tito's dick is probably so comparatively tiny that it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, so she had to tighten things up a lot.

Of course, now that I think about it, I never have sex. And that makes me sad. So, I no longer love you best #79. Parishaswarts is my new BFF.

I hope you know that it's nothing personal, but everytime I look at you I can't help but think of my unsatisfying sex life, #79. I have nothing but the highest regards for you and I wish you the very best.

#79 and I ask that the rest of you respect our privacy during this difficult time as we both try to move on with our lives. Thank you.

Why does she still do porn? She is one ugly son of a bitch.

Her face looks like an old catcher's mitt.

Shes the poster child for the Anti-Plastic Surgery Movement.

She never was hot to begin with. Now...WHOA. Just watched a zombie flick with hotter women.

I just jerked off by wrapping a squid around my dick. Could this be what fucking Jenna is all about? It was real nice.

@190 see, that's the line, and you just crossed it my friend.

ahh, filthy line crossing. its why i visit this site obsessive compulsively.

hey dannielynns REAL daddy! Since we are BFF now, shall we go out on the town, get crunk and ill forget to wear panties a la shitney and paris? Im hungry, lets go to Mr. Chow first, then Hyde, kk?

I hope they find my watch when they go in there. Her doctor chose Gynecology because he heard there were a lot of openings.

She needed surgery cuz she looked like this :
http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/prolapse.gif

ugh, its that a rendition of frida kahlo's paiting "my birth" or does ur mom have an erect clit again?

Does that guy know what hes kissing?

Maybe they removed some parts of her labia and transplanted them to her upperlip.

ewwww! i cannot believe she hasn't died of AIDS yet. Just one common cold could do her in.

shes trying to kill tito ortiz. shes trying to infect him with aids. whoa, thats one hell of an ultimate fighter, or ULTIMATE FUCKER, as it were

200'th

kegels, ladies. do your kegels.

GROSS!!!

Why would she need vagina surgery? Oh right, all the porn.

i wouldnt jerk off to her if she was in the last porno movie in the world in the world

When did Ric Ocasek get implants and go blonde? He looks gross.

@194, Holly...... what was that for? What have I done to you that could warrant such cruelty? I promise I'll NEVER feed your dog chocolate again. You can have my husband. Whatever your demands are, consider them met. (Seriously, though....what was that? A baby? An alien? A small intestine? That thing's going to keep me up tonight!)

And to my new BFF parishaswarts (and herpes and crabs and syphillus), we're gonna have to put off the festivities off until next weekend. Secret DNA testing is being done for the next week on all of the potential fathers. Fucking O.J. keeps demanding that his genitalia gets measured and remeasured while promoting his new book, "If I'd fucked her". Prince Zsa Zsa, it turns out, has been dead for the last 12 years. Howard K. Stern cannot be found for testing (he was last seen tying a young virgin to some train tracks whilst twirling his mustache evilly), Larry Birkhead won't stop talking long enough for them to actually stick a swab into his friggin' mouth. And, as for yours truly, there is some sort of contention that a female "cannot physically father a child". I say this is sexist bullshit that cannot be tolerated. Our founding fathers are almost certainly rolling over in their graves at the thought of a young woman being denied her fatherly rights to her newborn kid (it was a girl, right?) I tell you, I love my kid $0 much that it hurt$ me ju$t to think of it.

So, in short, hells yeah, I'll see you next weekend. I'm working on an outfit that actually incorporates a fleshlight into my miniskirt so when I bend over you can actually get a view that was, until now, available only to my obstetrician!

did i mention,in the world?

So who is this Tito fellow and what the hell is up with his head? Scary stuff (kinda like WTFiswrongwithUppl *shudder*).

@191

Actually it probably wasn't quite like fucking Jenna cuz I only left the squid out for an hour before stroking.

For a more realistic scenario I should leave it out a couple of days...got to have the aroma.

Why are you fucktwats talking shit about the Queen of Porn? I'd fuck her sideways on a grill outside of a Starbucks if she asked me too.

She is too gorgeous.

Eeeewww, she looks so...weird, so...disproportionate - by the looks of her stringy limbs and her lack of hips/ass juxtaposed with a trunk-straight middle, I'd say she's had extensive lipo done...and lets not discuss the inflated mass of a 'rack'. Very very unflattering. Faker than ten Barbie dolls combined. At least I never gave my barbie vag-surgery, *shudder*.

I love Barbie, but she's a pile of shit compared to Jenna.

Damn, wasn't she attractive at one time? Courtney Love at least has an excuse for looking like a horrific walking wax doll.
The only further plastic surgery is a very easy script from Dr Sefronia: A paper bag over the head. One for me too, in case hers breaks. Yikes.

#191 - what line is that? Good taste? According to Danielle (Pairs Hilton Faces Jail Time) you are a failed Interior Decorator. That's very sad.

#214 And according to danYELL she's funny. Wrong on both counts.

#215: everyone has their moments... when was yours? I'd like to read it. I'm a cheerleader.

Why did she need the surgery? Don't all women spend decades abusing their baby wallet to get it to be nice and long and droopy?

Not that it really matters, but I hear that she's really nice. Two of my coworkers were discussing her the other day. One had run into her somewhere randomly and commented on what a kind person she was. The other used to be a stripper and worked with Jenna a few times. She said that Jenna was very sweet AND let her keep all of the tips.

Having said that, I still own handbags that are in better condition.

Vag surgery. I've heard it all now. And I guess orange is the new black?

Do not anger the "Octopussoir" (that's french)

Tito's mom must be so proud. Not only does her boy earn a living as a human cock-fighter, but of all the women available to him, he chose the one who comes with video evidence of hundreds of other men treating her like an Amishman treats his favorite goat. Way to be classy, San Diego...

Sassy, vag jobs are the new boob jobs :P

Tito can now say with honesty what a dick tastes like.

She looked way better before all the multiple surgeries.

Hollywood has really aged Hillary Duff!

No surprises, Is there any place on her body she hasn't had plastic surgery on? She looks like shes been dipped in plastic, I'm surprised she can bend her limbs sheesh.

WTF is a vaginoplasty?

sounds painful.

In all honesty . . . I guess if my pussy was hanging down to my knees I would get it fixed too.

When she finally gets it done right she should be able to go a few more months, uh or days, before she needs it done again.

What a dumb bitch, if she had the surgery, she need to keep her mouth shut and her pussy, whore...

So her Va jay jay had surgery. Her and Tracy Lord need surgery to hold up their female part.

Did she have her penis removed?

wow, this makes me puke. that girl used to be cute. now she looks like Alpo. who would put their d*** in that?

HOLY CRAP...what the hell happened to her? Yes shes in porn...but during the 90's she had one of the cutest and sexiest faces of ANY celeb. Her body was so much better back then too. Kinda sad...she looks completely different now (and not in a good way)

girl used to be FINE. now she looks like roadkill baked in the sun after the buzzards left.

She looks like a post/op tranny. Anyone, ANYONE, who finds her attractive now should immediately seek out therapy. Seriously. She should drop porn movies and switch over to horror movies.

So I came here for the purpose of looking at herpes pictures. What a waste of time. Please don't buy her movies, do you really want to empower her. Go pirate the shit. It's not worth paying for.