Mar 6 2007Jared Leto will freak you the fuck out

Leto.... oh, oh, oh, oh!!!! Put on some pants, put on a shirt, Leto go hoooome, leto.

I'm officially freaked the fuck out.

Yuck!

*Gag*

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I wanna pull it out!

I just opened that at work and got fired.

Jared Leto isn't the hottest but the eyeliner really does help. The white briefs on the other hand. Droopy poopy.

30 Seconds to Mars rules!

It will take a VERRRRRRY long time to get these disturbing images out of my head!!! I think I will go back and look at the picture of Cisco Adler and his monstrous ball sac. Yeah, that will help.

Oh, I don't know. Wally, help me out here?? Do I admire his self-confidence or am I morbidly fascinated by his adoration of self-freak?? Why does Cisco's sac bother me waaaaaay more? Why do they call it shipment when it goes by car and cargo when it goes by ship. My brain is melting.

are they going to make one of those books about lindsay next?

he got the gout from losing all that weight

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Jared-Leto-039-s-Got-Gout-33215.shtml

Thin or fat that is one butt ugly man. Looking at him makes my face hurt.

kind of makes you think you can uncover or cover your true self with an inert layer of fat that's somehow not really "you"

other than that- jared's body is HOT. something in between would be better, tho.

lol. fuckin lol and a half.

#7

i agree about the eyeliner. i like my man with luscious lashes and ruddy lips. (he could use some lip-stick.)

hey jared, i'll show you where to stick your lips; on mine.

1--awesome remake of the Lido Shuffle!

12--I was thinking of a "goiter", whoops

He's a beautiful boy... even though a bit on the too skinny side.

I am so pissed I wasted the 60 seconds of my life to look at these. shit

Is it wrong that I still think he's hot?

'Cause I do.

Now, pardon moi. I'm going to watch My So Called Life...

if you post these pics, alex, i'll be your first commentator.

i lived in phila for 2 years

looking at these pics caused me to lose connections between my neurons...i'm disgusted but can't think of any smart ass thing to say...

yummmmmm - Jared Leto. He's a hottie - maybe not in the fattie pics but he definatley is here.......
http://joshandjosh.typepad.com/josh_josh_are_rich_and_fa/images/jared_leto.jpg

OMG, he's almost as pale as Dunst, except for his face which has so much make-up on it you could spackle a gorilla and make it look fairly attractive. Which begs the question "What the hell kind of species is Leto?"

The first time I saw Jared Leto was in Requiem For A Dream and he was hott. Then he started wearing eyeliner.. which was weird. Now these pictures... what the HELL happened to him???

25. "Homoeroticus Majorus", same as the Port, freakin' homo, ...

Hey Schack, I just posted them. Thanks bro

#25 sea-

if you're ever interviewing for a really high profile company or a publishing house of some sort (anything involving really tight-assed writing), you know you shouldn't use "begs the question" that way, right? ok. i thought so, phew.

bro? dude?

"SUPERSTAR actor-musician" huh? I watched that one music video of his with the samurais and it tore my perception that anything with samurais is entertaining.
Also i like how it mentions he "deflated" to his sexy old self which looks like a photograph taken at Auschwitz or Karen Carpenter's final days.
He should make PSAs where he metal screams, "EATING DISORDERS ROCK!" and his skeletal arms feebly attempt to rock out on a guitar but he grows faint and collapses on the floor. A voiceover goes, "30 Seconds to Mars frontman, JARED LETO, starves himself to look attractive. Shouldn't you?"

um, alex? i posted on your site twice, which makes it clear to me why, if anyone ever posted in the distant past, they are not posting any longer.

did you know that EVERYTIME you post, the damn thing asks you to retype a 7 letter/digit password, which is supposed to prevent robots from posting? i don't care- let the damn robots post. i refuse to do that every time. who has time for that in today's world?

and i've got a link for you, if you want it

didn't know about that robot crap. fuck. thanks

#29 Schack

As a person with an English degree and works published, yes, I know. However, I don't equate blogging on a site like the superficial with high profile companies and publishing houses. Thank you for your concern regarding my employment, though. :)

In the 'fat' shots he looks like my sexually abusive brother-in-law. In the 'nauseatingly emaciated' ones he looks like the average Skinny Puppy fan. In the one with the other guy, he looks like 1970s downtown Galveston trade.
My vulnerable heart has been stolen tonight - not by one or two, but by three Jared Letoes.

why not, man? never underestimate your audience.

36 steals my heart not thrice, twice, but 360,000 times

Good gawd! This makes my stomach hurt. I thought Christian Bale took the cake for losing weight in The Machinist. But tapeworms evidently do work.

Whichever of you sick fucks that said he was this super-hot guy (in that last thread) need to be drawn and quartered, then ripped to shreds by a pack of rabid great danes before the horses finish the job. I mean FUCK

second to last photo..is that a foot on his stomach?

wow....has anyone ever gone from being hot to being this disturbing before? someone call guinness world records!

That's really goddamn disturbing. Good for Leto - it's gotta take a lot of willpower to go from 130lbs to 250lbs and back again.

Jordan wants a So-called Oscar.

he looks good... just not in those pics. the not so tighty whitey undies aren't helping o.o

man, i love terry

Pedophile eye glasses frames!

If you don't believe me, please go to your respective state's list of child predators and browse the photos.

I have a similiar theory about men's haircuts but I'll spare you for now ;)

*shares tangerine with schack (#38)

#50 - my brother-in-law totally has those glasses too, as does Jeffrey Dahmer. Great idea to cruise some of the super-hot pedophiles on the local sex offender's registry - thanks for the hot tip!

Hey...is that Dwight from the Office?

yummy Jared Leto is so hot when skinny, ugly when fat, but all fat people are ugly

excellent title, it totally freaked me the fuck out.

Fat people are ugly?
And calling fat people ugly makes you...?
Whatever you might be, "eurohottie" is probably not it.
I wager you're more or less a very sad & pitiful person.

And JL fat or skinny is kinda, sorta scary.
What happened to him these last few years?

gross. just gross. didn't he get the memo that tighty whiteys, or un-tighty whiteys are NOT hot unless Mark Walhberg is wearing them? I'm scarred for life. At least he's acting and not trying to be a crap rockstar.

Thanks a lot Superfish. I am gonna have nightmares all night now.

can't help but wonder if he has a big penis. i'm sure it looks bigger in the second pic though..hah.

He used to look so Hot on "My So Called Life". Now he is....umm...interesting...

Between his band and this movie, it's obvious that Jared Leto wants to kill music.

Thanks Wally, will miss you much in Yuma X one week.

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There is NOTHING attractive about a skinny man! Any skinny man, that is; and the same goes for women. That said, fat isn't sexy either.

Disgusting little sewer rat, that guy is, and nothing else!

fuckin hell. thats weird.

Nice one.

This really did scare the shit out of me.

Is he friends with Charles Manson?

What's up with the pick of his hand deep down in his panties, is he making sure his package didnt' deflate as well? And why would any one ever wear tidy whities? seriously,

The body says coke but the eyes say heroin. Mmmmmmmm, I love a man who looks like he's in the last stages of AIDS.

Taking a picture of your fat naked body - bad idea.

Taking a picture of your skinny naked body - bad idea.

Having your picture taken while naked and standing next to a naked guy who is wearing black socks - pricelessly bad idea.

My question is, when can we shoot them?

#60

skinny guys have the biggest weiners. i've heard this theory and from my personal experiments, i can confirm it. huge weiners for my hot crossed buns. mmmmmmmm.

Hes such a fucking weirdo

Ok so the rib sticking out photo looks odd, but other then that he is aesthetically very pleasing.

Someone is STILL using Terry Richardson as a photographer?! He's a fucking one-trick pony that should have been taken out back behind the barn and shot 5 years ago.

Fuck Terry Richardson up his fucking hack ass.

i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Yeah, do you have any idea how hard I jacked off to the "before" pics? Any fucking idea at all?

Can we get some posts of people looking normal? The last few days' worth of threads have got me a little stressed out.

(sobbing uncontrollably)

Can we please officially retire the funny-the-first-time-I-heard-it "i just threw up in my mouth a little bit" phrase? Please? I wanna hurt myself or others everytime I hear this shit.

The only way this picture could get any worse would be if Kirsten Dunst was standing behind him with a loving look of admiration on her face..........okay, or if Libraesque was in the picture.

NO NO NO--I take that back........the only way this would get uglier would be if a certain Lilac Queen was there to have picked out a pair of used Old Navy briefs purchased on fucking ebay or Craigs List or wherever.

He is almost as scary as Britney.

Sucks that he had to lose all that weight just to make his dick look bigger.

And buy boxers please. Or at the very least boxer briefs.

Someone should strangle him with some floss.

Fucking emo.

Ewwwww, he's so gross in both pics -- first fat, then trying to look like a concentration camp survivor. I hate this guy -- he's a good actor, but a total douchebag.

And I don't get why people think he's hot -- he has the exact same face as the sullen, dead-eyed guy down at the drugstore, except Leto wears mascara.

I'll never ever surf Fish while eating again.

JAred is gross he looks like hes supposed to be skinny. Skinny and pale can look good faris badwan artem milevskiy nick valensi. Wait make that great. Rarity os great and anyone can go get a tan stuff themselves and work out. For me what best matches tall skinny and pale is a nose that looks like its in a whole different area code hell to the fuck ye.

Q: How do you get an emo out of a tree?

A: Cut the rope!

That is about as sexy as Michael Jackson.

Jut when I finished my last round of therapy...

it's the padded bulge in his man-panties (2nd photo) that really does it for me.

do i hear diet tips??

Nice fucking tighty-whiteys, Jared!!!

Ok, I just don't agree, he's sexy? Sexy like what?? Like a fat man in white underwear parading around or an anorexic man walking around in white underwear. Am I taking crazy pills , b/c I tell ya I don't think he's sexy AT ALL. He tries waaaay too hard to be sexy and you aren't sexy if you have to work at it.

Bringing sexy fat...

The fourth pic from down looks like he's masturbating angrily.

yummy. makes me wish that i had a big plate of biscuits and gravy.

either way, fat or skinny, i sure do wish that boy would get himself some boxer briefs. whats with the tighty whiteys?

have a splendid day,

eleven dead unicorns

awesome

The eyeliner is very sexy. I wish more guys wore it on a day to day basis. Guys in eyeliner = very hot.

I could have done without seeing the once-hot Leto as a big greasy fattie though. I know he took the weight off again, but I am not sure I'll ever be able to erase the butterball pics from my memory.

wow, that's actually impressive - to put on that much weight and then drop it off six months later....

Emo, Weirdo ... but still impressive

Emo, Weirdo ... but still impressive

wow...lol it doesnt matter he is still attractive,intelligent,and very talented likewise actor and singer!....and seems to be a very down to earth guy...dats my type of people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!woooooooohoooooo we rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it is obvious that jared has an eating disorder & fat obsession. being skinny, it is a natural perversion of the expectations of this culture. over eating is privillged & boursois & he is using it to authenticate a film role. a truely tired, martyr technique that is not heroic or important.

hahahahahhahahahahhahaha omg fuckin fattie leto lol!!!!

hes so cute n fit and hes done good and well in losing the weight
well done
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JARED LETO IS STILL BEAUTIFUL EVEN WHEN HES FAT!!!

this is the weirdest picture yet that i have seen of jared leto hopehe's not belemic!!! sorry girls!

this is the weirdest picture yet that i have seen of jared leto hopehe's not belemic!!! sorry girls!

i think that jared is a GREAT actor and an AWESOME guy!! if you guys dont like jared then you shoudlnt even be READING this page....you try juggling making movies and touring with a band..i think he has a really charasmatic personality and is a great guy!!! just cuz he lost heaps of weight doesnt make him anorexic or weight obsessed or anything....thats just being steriotypical.....dont diss jared..hes a great guy...

He`s still hot,kind of crazy,but hot.

i agree these picture make him look crazy...but google him and he is one super sexy mofo!!! LOVE HIM. & 30 secons to mars rocks! You do what you have to to win the roll...no pun intended!