Mar 21 2007Janice Dickinson flashes her pantyhose
Janice Dickinson was spotted at the Christian Audigier Fashion Show acting like her usual self, which means flashing her underwear and desperately flailing around for attention. It's just so refreshing to see an ex-supermodel age with dignity. She should travel around the nation and give speeches at schools about how to stay classy. And at the end of her speech she'll get all serious and point at the crowd and say, "Just remember, you can never be too classy." Then she'll pull a midget out of her vagina and start doing the Macarena.

Reader Comments
1. Donkey - March 21, 2007 1:30 PM
Nasty Bitch!
2. mobilus - March 21, 2007 1:33 PM
That R1 looks pretty sexy...
3. uberfrau666 - March 21, 2007 1:33 PM
well, at least she not flashing her middle aged puss
4. Jimbo β - March 21, 2007 1:33 PM
Damn, I wanted to be first
5. imran karim - March 21, 2007 1:33 PM
how old is she
6. Donkey - March 21, 2007 1:34 PM
What's up with the dude in the first picture?
It looks like he's fingering his taint.
7. favrav - March 21, 2007 1:34 PM
I don't think those are panties so much as it is the cotton crotch of a cheap pair of nylons. In any case...ick.
8. danielle - March 21, 2007 1:35 PM
I bet if you slashed her stomach with a jacknife, plastic would fall out and the only thing left would be the leathery exterior.
9. gossipmonger - March 21, 2007 1:36 PM
It's that cotton crotch in her hose that makes
these pictures so sexy!
10. schack - March 21, 2007 1:37 PM
that guy she's sitting on is a cUtiE. and he looks like he's into it, too. as long as you haven't lost your powers of seduction, you are not yet OLD. kudos, janice!
11. wedge1 - March 21, 2007 1:37 PM
Her farts smell just like jrzmommy's.
12. sikofdis - March 21, 2007 1:40 PM
I hate this cunt!
(consider the previous comment copied & pasted onto the Tom Cruise thread as well...it is my birthday and there are beverages to be decimated!)
13. schack - March 21, 2007 1:40 PM
probably, but i bet she's crazy in bed and just has orgasms as often and as easily as she farts.
14. BarbadoSlim - March 21, 2007 1:41 PM
She just oozes classiness.
15. schack - March 21, 2007 1:43 PM
what is classiness; can someone tell me? i forget.
16. Binky - March 21, 2007 1:43 PM
She never fails to put the 'dick' in Dickinson
17. Donkey - March 21, 2007 1:44 PM
I didn't even know who she was until she was on that stupid reality show.
And, I dont exactly see or think super model when I look at her.
18. wedge1 - March 21, 2007 1:44 PM
Mr. Fish - take note of #7 and get with the friggin' program.
And why does every goof holding a microphone or TV camera have to look like a complete douche?
I like how she and Jessica Simpson share that same "gaping pie hole in every photo" characteristic. NOT!
19. Jimbo β - March 21, 2007 1:45 PM
Who the is this bitch and what make her worth putting on this web site? Maybe if she put a strap-on on and used it on Tom, that would be worth posting he. But it would have a be a BIG strap-on
20. Jslash - March 21, 2007 1:46 PM
Looks like she put collagen in the wrong lips.
21. Schnuggie - March 21, 2007 1:53 PM
@#8 I think the only thing she has more of in her than plastic is blow. How stoned does she look in these photos???
22. kamihi - March 21, 2007 2:04 PM
ERRR WHO is she?
23. Hollywood headache - March 21, 2007 2:07 PM
<=== Click Here ========
Http://www.hollywoodheadache.com
Janice Dickinson will do anything to hold on to her 15 seconds of fame! she is a joke and a waste of our time.
24. tiggerhoohoo - March 21, 2007 2:07 PM
Dewd, she needs some new shoes. Last pic... how old are those bad boys?
25. sikofdis - March 21, 2007 2:08 PM
Holy Shit!!!
In the first(frist?) of the thumbnail pics, I think you can see her clit dangling from the back of the roof of her mouth.
DEEP THROAT LIVES!!!
26. p911gt10c - March 21, 2007 2:13 PM
she's like a skeleton wrapped in Saran Wrap really.
27. ^Jenna^ - March 21, 2007 2:19 PM
Ok... THIS.... THIS is what's going to give me nightmares... and she should wear overalls to cover the scars and match those crow's feet
28. guymorgan - March 21, 2007 2:20 PM
What wonderfull scabby shoes she has on in the last picture.
I have no idea who she is, the only 'Dickinson' I know in the Uk is a 60 year old guy with a oumpalumpa fake sun tan who does antiques roadshow on TV.
29. hotredhead - March 21, 2007 2:22 PM
depressing to see such a pretty woman being so... 'paris' =/
30. Adult Underoos - March 21, 2007 2:23 PM
those are pantyhose, not panties. and thus concludes the evolution of the superfish:
funny --> boring --> retarded
31. guymorgan - March 21, 2007 2:27 PM
#30
Thank you, I think you have summed up the superfish well.
32. FRIST!!! - March 21, 2007 2:30 PM
Gotta love that loud mouthed tramp! "I'm the world's frist supermodel!!!" I had never even heard of her til I watched The Surreal Life, but MAN was she a trainwreck. I'm not a violent person, but she makes me want to hit her repeatedly with a sack of scissors.
33. sharpei dude - March 21, 2007 2:33 PM
You're all wrong! That's a fucking take-out menu she's hiding.
34. teetee - March 21, 2007 2:39 PM
Her face is pulled so tight that she didn't realize her muff was hanging out!
35. Spindoc - March 21, 2007 2:41 PM
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Ok, again, she was NOT the first Supermodel. She and a bunch of drunk friends used to say "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's SUPERMODEL!" Not the same thing.
Also, she had maybe three major magazine covers and they were in Europe, not here. Cheryl Tiegs had maybe 50 or 100. Christie Brinkly the same, Twiggy was around years before Janice and was WAY more well known. Kim Alexis, Renee Simonson all these women were 20 times more famous than here, she was a 2nd, maybe 3rd tier model at best.
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.Nice that no magazines point this out. I mean heck if you can just make up history, then I am a superhero and was the first person in the world to learn to swim.
36. jillybean - March 21, 2007 2:43 PM
Thank god for that panty shield.
37. Jimbo β - March 21, 2007 2:44 PM
Hey Veggi, how long is that lunch??
38. woodhorse - March 21, 2007 2:48 PM
she sure doesn't want anyone to steal that green purse
39. Jimbo β - March 21, 2007 2:51 PM
That is where she keeps her dildo
40. schack - March 21, 2007 2:52 PM
which green purse?
41. schack - March 21, 2007 2:52 PM
i see 3, maybe 4 of them
42. bedbugsandballyhoo - March 21, 2007 2:52 PM
WTF is wrong with her??? I guess she felt outdone by Paula Abdull. (misspelling intentional)
43. guymorgan - March 21, 2007 2:54 PM
The second picture look in the corner at the skull scarf and shoes, it's http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/jenna_jameson_is_uh_sexy.php !
44. daylin - March 21, 2007 2:58 PM
Those pictures kind of makes me wonder how many cocks and vag holes have been in that face? and what which one out ranks the other one? i'm on a quest to find this info-mation!
NEEDS TO KNOW!
45. lambman - March 21, 2007 2:59 PM
The Superficial forgot to mention the story that goes along with these pics on every other blog.
JANICE WAS BANNED FROM FUTURE LA FASHION WEEK FASHION SHOWS!
46. schack - March 21, 2007 3:00 PM
ba baaaaaaaa baaaaaaaahhhhhn banned?
47. gammanormids - March 21, 2007 3:05 PM
#43, nice catch! it is, lol.
48. kamihi - March 21, 2007 3:05 PM
OK i looked her up so shes an ex model actually for 52 she is looking pretty damn hot - BITCH, but really is she WORTHY of being on here, I mean what d' feck did she do in the last 20 years?? OK scratch that you could say that bout most of the skanks who appear on the superficial!
49. Jimbo β - March 21, 2007 3:14 PM
I agree with Kamihi. For 52 she looks pretty good.
50. Glunp.com - March 21, 2007 3:25 PM
The bitch is just asking for it!
I bet she doesn't even realize that she has panties on. She wanted to pull a "britney"
51. Googolygoo - March 21, 2007 3:32 PM
#20/Jslash
ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Totally worth ruining my keyboard with spit out coffee for the laugh!
52. zena marie - March 21, 2007 3:38 PM
EEeeeeew. What's that smell.
I feel so sorry for her son and daughter.
53. FRIST!!! - March 21, 2007 3:41 PM
Kinda looks like she's the only one laughing, and everyone else looks annoyed. Maybe she's at that stage of drunk where she feels invisable. Which is where I plan on being later tonight.
54. Jimbo β - March 21, 2007 3:46 PM
First - I think the guy that owns the mortorcycle is pissed becasue he now has to scrub his seat down to get the fish smell out of it. You know his girl friend will smell that seat and nail him for boning something else
55. schack - March 21, 2007 3:54 PM
well, he DOES have the pics to prove he didn't
56. schack - March 21, 2007 3:54 PM
or at least to corroborate an alibi
57. Jimbo β - March 21, 2007 3:56 PM
Would your other half beleive you? All that is is proof that you poked her on the seat of your bike. You a dead man!!!
58. LilRach - March 21, 2007 3:57 PM
Crazy bitch! No wonder they she's not on ANTM anymore.
And do you know what i noticed??? Jenna Jamieson is standing right next to her in the 2nd & 5th of the small pics - its her skull scarf and you can see a little of her jeans! Fuck i'm observant.
59. schack - March 21, 2007 3:59 PM
sorry, Rach- you're not with the program
60. schack - March 21, 2007 4:03 PM
when you watch a movie from the 70's or even 60's you wonder how americans ever spoke the way they did, how they ever wore so much polyester, and how stiff all the hairdo's are. what do you think posterity is gonna think about us?
61. Jimbo β - March 21, 2007 4:06 PM
LilRach - you are on crack. Jenna Jamieson is not in those pictures.
62. natechip - March 21, 2007 4:10 PM
Is she trying to "throw" gang signs?
63. Jimbo β - March 21, 2007 4:14 PM
No, that is how many fingers will fit inside of her at once. I would have thought all 10. Maybe she has had vaginal reconstruction surgery
64. meee - March 21, 2007 4:16 PM
she's disgusting. i'd be so embarrassed if i knew her in person.
65. LilRach - March 21, 2007 4:16 PM
#59 & #62 She is your just blind or you didn't see the earlier post of her.
66. Jimbo β - March 21, 2007 4:17 PM
Sorry, I see what you are talking about. Your right:)
67. p0nk - March 21, 2007 4:17 PM
that's pretty much the same expression i make when i rip one.
68. schack - March 21, 2007 4:18 PM
see #43 (guymorgan)
69. schack - March 21, 2007 4:20 PM
p.s. jiimbo was f-ing with you
70. Jimbo β - March 21, 2007 4:21 PM
I think she is quifing!!!
71. LilRach - March 21, 2007 4:24 PM
oops my bad - i can never be bothered reading the earlier posts.
At least i wasn't the only one being super observant.
72. Jimbo β - March 21, 2007 4:26 PM
LilRach - You are allowed one F-up in here. Now you have to say something really rude and funny about Janice
73. schack - March 21, 2007 4:28 PM
quif. lol. someone i love dearly used to love that word.
74. iamsosmrt - March 21, 2007 4:29 PM
IT has children. Can you imagine? I'm sure we've all felt embarassed at one time or another, or always, by our parents but for her poor children it must be unbearable.
#4 is how she poses on the family Christmas card in front of the manger scene.
Her and Britney should get together and have parenting classes for Hollywood Mom's.
Week one : Riding a motorcycle with a baby on your lap.
75. Jimbo β - March 21, 2007 4:32 PM
Damn, this day went by fast. I actually got some work done too. One of the best things is DanYELL was not around most of the day. I think I will go have a beer and F*&^ with the rest of you tomorrow!!!
76. woodhorse - March 21, 2007 4:34 PM
#65 you skills of observation are astounding. Now, as I said earlier, I can't tell those two skeltors apart. I can barely distinguish them from the Olsen twins. How do you do it??
77. FRIST!!! - March 21, 2007 4:51 PM
I'm bored. Click on my name. DO IT!!!!!
78. HollyJ - March 21, 2007 4:52 PM
I really like how she's practically wrapping her legs around the camera lens and opening her labia with her fingers, and all the people around her are just conversing like it's the most normal thing in the world.
Must be L.A..
79. BarbadoSlim - March 21, 2007 5:21 PM
@35....right on Doc, and it's about time someone on the media calls her out on her bullshit.
80. LiLiMe - March 21, 2007 5:26 PM
She is an attention seeking whore, and nobody wants to pay attention!! Do something real with your life bitch!
81. schack - March 21, 2007 5:43 PM
alex?
82. Daffy - March 21, 2007 5:55 PM
All I see is her BNA mouth (ball 'n' all). Why risk going south on this ho.. no need to. And you know she'd be up for, it no question.
83. kayvan - March 21, 2007 6:08 PM
this site is wack hit this for interestin shit http://kayvan13.blogspot.com/
84. bubbaray07 - March 21, 2007 6:15 PM
too bad she wasn't wearing sheer to waist with no panties mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
85. Chouli - March 21, 2007 6:22 PM
In pic #1 you can see what looks like a herpes infection of the throat.
86. here - March 21, 2007 6:32 PM
Janice Dickinson's farm-fresh plastic-wrapped chickent.
87. Ithrowball,youleave - March 21, 2007 6:51 PM
Is it just me or does it look like she shit her pants, just a little? Kinda brownish, streaky? Vomitosis.
88. wowzers - March 21, 2007 7:34 PM
ok, this women is soo nasty! i thought plastic sergury makes ya even more beautiful,hmmm.... I guess not, she looks like she is 60 years old
89. LilRach - March 21, 2007 7:35 PM
Man i want a new post..... I hate this bitch.......boring......
90. wowzers - March 21, 2007 7:35 PM
this women is nasty! She is soo freakin ugly and thinks she is hot? What the hell is wrong with her, I thought plastic sergury makes you even more beauitful but guess not. She needs to be 100% covered up!
91. New York Pundit - March 21, 2007 7:45 PM
Damn, these pics made my dick go soft. Words alone cannot describe this STD ridden hag...
And those shoes are "Ho on the Stroll" material... They would look better on an 80 yr. old tranny...
92. Jedi Kevin - March 21, 2007 8:22 PM
Never have I been so thankful for 9 square inches of nylon.
93. ChairmanoftheBored - March 21, 2007 8:31 PM
This is what we're left with for late night?
Gaaaah, she's giving me a soft on...
94. okiedoke - March 21, 2007 8:32 PM
Why does this woman take EVERY PICTURE with her big mouth open? So annoying.
95. ChairmanoftheBored - March 21, 2007 8:34 PM
She' catching flys?
96. ChairmanoftheBored - March 21, 2007 8:47 PM
And why is Janice Dickinson relevent? Christ, she's 52. Christie Brinkly is 52 as well, and she looks fantastic. Maybe Janice needs to dump Billy Joel. That should keep her mouth shut.
97. iamsosmrt - March 21, 2007 9:10 PM
What are the marks on her legs in picture #4?
I didn't notice before because I was eating my dinner and I didn't want to look to closely at this nasty ass. Unlike a lot of idiot bitches my age I work out and then eat what I (within reason)want so vomiting isn't part of my dining regiment.
Perhaps her skin cells are slowly trying to kill all the other cells in her body.
98. DDD - March 21, 2007 9:19 PM
What kind of handbag is it ?! LOVE IT
99. arden - March 21, 2007 9:34 PM
She's 52, I think she looks damn good.
100. New York Pundit - March 21, 2007 9:44 PM
I smell halibut... Must be the salty ocean breeze coming from my monitor... I had to come back and see if she closed that gaping gap yet...
Those nylons would make good "chum" for a day trip on a fishing boat tho!
101. Binky - March 21, 2007 10:07 PM
Humm.
Glanced at Letterman and I think I'd dan' rather see Lara Logan stories here than the usual gang of idiot celebs. She even has X-rated banned video apparently (ie the link) (And Paris and Kim aren't in it.)
(Lara - next time I'm in a war zone - my microphone is all yours - x )
102. Binky - March 21, 2007 10:19 PM
That was banned from TV because CBS thought the footage was "a bit strong".
You don't want to torture people over here with that war crap.
And - Hey wait a sec - Janice Dickinson is showing her pantyhose !!! And Anna Nicole's baby is still up in the air...etc. (Insert drivel here)
103. Guru - March 22, 2007 12:13 AM
Geez, I wann have what she had!
104. almostfamous - March 22, 2007 12:33 AM
for the recrord, fox news is now referring to this sit e as a source:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,259670,00.html
p.s.s orry about the typing i might bew drunk
105. D'arcy - March 22, 2007 12:55 AM
Ahhh! She's the monkey escaped from the Planet of the Apes!
106. Spetsnaz - March 22, 2007 2:54 AM
Leave the shoes alone! That's what those soles will look like after wearing them outside for 15 minutes.
107. Blusher - March 22, 2007 3:24 AM
Open up and say Aaaaah!
Long hair, mouth wide open, tons of make-up...
Damn! These Jessica Simpson and Janice Dickinson remind me of the posters of Ozzy Osbourne and Dee Snider I had in my room as a teenager!
They're just a little less classy.
108. Carsten5577 - March 22, 2007 8:38 AM
What is it will all these C-list female celebrities constantly flashing their vaginas at the public? What do they hope to achieve by showing us their genitals? Can anyone help? Yawn.
109. Binky - March 22, 2007 8:42 AM
Ugg.. 101 - my last off topic rant, complete with vid was like...a bit strong. But that Logan woman is very persuasive for a communist.
So here's a completely off topic interesting UCLA study I was just sent from the South which is a bit more upbeat.
'A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and
masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected.'
110. the-man-himself - March 22, 2007 9:23 AM
I saw the pics and oh my god ... it moved! It moved, Jerry!
111. whitegold - March 22, 2007 9:34 AM
She's crazy, but she's entertaining, so it's all good. Although I liked her better when she was still on Top Model.
112. jomanov - March 22, 2007 11:36 AM
I like this bitch, she's really funny, maybe a little stoned, but bah, who isn't anyways? and she looks quite good for her age too, should slow down with the botox a bit, but I guess if she didn' use it, she'd be looking rather fugly
113. jpjrocks - March 22, 2007 11:55 AM
This is going to be a 'what the fuck did i do lat night' moment for her
114. cayana - March 22, 2007 5:19 PM
I like to think that while she's waving her feet over her head she's also letting out the skank yell. Sort of like the Tarzan yell, but sluttier.
115. k naz - March 23, 2007 2:10 AM
i'm surprised there isn't a pic of everyone running away when she opened the fish market.
bonus points: she IS wearing underwear.
116. Zoey - March 23, 2007 8:22 AM
I'd hit it.
It'd be fun!
117. supanigga - March 23, 2007 2:25 PM
I'd eat that dirty pussy.
spread those legs wide.
118. licklick - March 23, 2007 6:59 PM
Another classy lady. But at least she doesn't weigh 300 lbs and she does look tasty. Lick. Lick.
Stay-ups rather than pantyhose would seem to have been the better choice here.
119. MissKaNia - March 23, 2007 8:45 PM
She's a real example of how a person really dig the MILF status turned out to be
120. cm - March 27, 2007 2:28 PM
What a classless, obnoxious cheeseball. Since she doesn't get positive attention, she'll settle for negative since she's so freakin' desperate for it. Face it, the supermodel days are past, you are't 20 anymore, so grow up, lol.
121. spoogeCan - March 30, 2007 1:20 AM
She puts the 'super' in super-absorbent-maxipad.
122. spoogeCan - March 30, 2007 1:29 AM
Is that cracksweat?
123. levi - December 19, 2007 1:20 PM
she is so hot!!!!
124. david - April 28, 2008 10:22 AM
I just tng that shes a ride and its a pity that shes wearing panties as id love to see her fanny
125. Kyle - August 4, 2008 1:54 AM
you are all crazy. She looks so sexy in these pics. Maybe its because i LOVE women in pantyhose. But she really does have a great body. And the way she looks in them is increadable. MMMM those legs are yummy !
126. georgiafella - August 22, 2008 11:14 PM
She is so sexy, and those hose are sexy on her. mmm mmm good!