Mar 27 2007James Blunt and Petra Nemcova split, Lindsay Lohan moves in

Ugly fucking cunt.

I would not call her an ugly fucking cunt. I think fucking ugly cunt works

What's the over/uner for the amount of time that this dumb bitch shaves her head and runs off with Britney? Never to be heard from again.

I'm hoping it's about 5 minutes.

How about ugly fucking ugly cunt?
Works for me.

I am hoping it is less

Q: What's black, blue, and brown and hates sex?

A: danielle?

Wait, is it some fucktard law that I have to scream FIRST!!!?

lindsay- lipstick goes ON you lips, not AROUND your lips

@4 That is perfect!!!

She does not have any lips to put lipstick on

i guess that's the problem, aint it?

...het babe : )
...people are learing : )

[lol babe]

scuser typo's

lips become engorged during arousal, or so my boyfriend tells me, i mean, my non-boyfriend boyfriend.

Sounds like an insult to a homeless person's old shoe if you ask me.

Schack - you mean friends with benifits

is anyone else's Gmail fucked?

A: The 10-year old Filipino boy in my trunk!

What is your gmail address and I will try it

jimbo- i guess that's pretty close. i don't really take advantage of the fact that i could be sleeping with other people, though, and i really am quite in love with him, but we've broken up hundreds of times in about half a year, so i don't know what our status is anymore. catch my drift?

well, it says that the server is down. i don't really wanna POST my address, you know?

Wait, wait, wait they were "standing right next to eachother" and "talking" wow, that is kinky.

Also, this is YESTERDAYS NEWS today's news is that Lindsay is dating ROBBIE WILLIAMS

schack: Gmail was down couple of hours ago, but at least mine is normal now.

And, Lindsay Lohan is a whore.

no, that's yesterday's news. today's news is that conscious experience consists in spaceo-temporal timeslices of an otherwise continuous and singular universe, a decompression of real being as it were, and that yesterday is really no different from today.

that was to lambman

My gmail is working just fine, I sent a test message to my Yahoo acount

#22 Robbie Williams is already out of rehab? Wow, how sweet, they've got something in common.

mine is still fucked

Schack, We then maybe it is time to find some freinds with benifits

?

Schack be patient. Or log out Gmail and clear cache.

Yes

a person's chance of getting an STD probably increases drastically with every passing year in one's 20's... right?

I don't think it has to do with age as much as the number of partners and if protection is used. I have made it past my 20's with out any

are you hitting on me?

I guess you know you're a sick fuck when you criticize a girl for harmlessly flirting with a single guy who is reasonably close to her age. Yes, we can call Lindsay a cunt if she steals a man away (a la Angelina Jolie), but I don't know what she's done wrong in this case. Plus, Petra's really not that much hotter than Lindsay-LL's got way prettier eyes.

we're all SICK FUCKS Lilpresh, sick FUCKING fucks

ps, jim- i think i'm gonna be a bornagain, by which i mean i'm only gonna sleep with virgins

Despite being a scrawny little turd, I guess it looks like James Blunt has one more rebound than a lot of players in the Final Four tourney got this year.

Why am I supposed to be?

Why would you want to do that. It is over in 30 seconds and you have to tell them where to put it or they will stick in your ear

well, it's over in 30 secs, but there's always the second round, and for that young'n's are stallions :)

and i usually dictate positions anyway.

So you get 5 minutes of fun. someone who know what he is doing can make it last for an hour

And your point???

i thought stamina was supposed to decrease with age after the sexual peak, which is like 19

That is a bunch of crap, and there is a lot more to it than slide her the high hard one and pounding her head into the head board

My computer caught an std, I've been trying to fucking fix it for the last half hour!!! Slut of a machine, maybe I should stop clicking on the porno here at work or something...

just get adaware

True, I can't go 3 or 4 times a night like i use to but it lasts just as long

Why do that FIRST. If you get anything good at those porn sites, send it over

#47, i would be insulted that you think it's necessary to fill me in on that piece of info, but i'm hardly rational, and i don't feel insultable right now... that said, i think that all i need is a penis that can stay hard for a long while, and i can direct the rest, like marble for a sculptor.

I have never hear anyone complain about a good tongue

Why do people insist on calling here? I'm not helpful, and I never do my job....IDIOTS!!!

I want to trade places with Lindsay for a day. She can sit her ass down in my chair reading stories about ME for a change!!!!

What is the phone number there? I will call and talk dirty to you

Adaware wouldn't even respond. I just need to reboot. I'm going to take over my boss's office. And for no reason at all I'm going to download a shitload of porn so that whenever he gets on the net naked popups shoot all over his screen.

isn't the tongue what you give someone precisely when you haven't been able to perform? ;)

Oh HELL NO. You have been a deprived child

i would say that the tongue is a brownie sunday, whereas the other is a tarte tatin. they're both fucking delicious, and at times i crave differentially, but often the brownie sunday is just too much- cloying...

but, hey O's are cheeriO's all the same

Then you are getting it backwards. You need the brownie sunday first then the hot dog. You need to get away from those BOYs

59 - I would say 'then he ain't doing it right', but I hear ya...I've had the worst and the best, but when it's good, my oh my...not much can compare.

She looks fat in that dress

No not O's are created equal. Just like earth quakes. A 3.0 will let you know it there, but a 7.0 will know you off the bed

Thank you Caljenna. Explain the facts of life to her

#62, Well said...I have the BEST

No I am the BEST:)

no, what i mean is that a brownie sunday is really rich and sweet compared to a delicate pastry. both fulfill the desire for dessert, but sometimes less is more.

but sometimes more is more.

Great, thanks a lot guys, now all I can think about is sex and ice cream. Fuck, is it fucking five o'clock? FUCK!!!

By having the brownie Sunday first and getting a bownie Sunday that is exactly the flavor of ice cream you like best, will make the hot dog even better.

The brownie Sunday, needs to be direct to the right taste buds

That is great together tits and ice cream

hah

Really? Can you submit a diagram to that affect, but without using ice cream?

Yeah, I don't know what I mean by that...

were you jiimbo at some point?

You don't think so?

never tried it and i don't really have tits, besides

Can i use whip cream instead?

What? I'm confused.

What do you have?

Oh, yeah....jiimbo.
Were you?

i have a contoured thorax

I am right here where are you?

What's a thorax?

I am lost on this one. What is a contoured Thorax

basically my breasts are completely attached to my chest. they don't hang off at all, but they're still there, i suppose, so it's a contoured chest, i would say

So how would that stop someone from putting ice cream or whip cream on them?

it wouldn't, so long as they didn't expect to be putting whipped cream on breasts. they're not breasts.

OK, I am still lost

Awww...well then you must be too skinny!!! You should eat more and get fat like me!!!

Well it is time to go home. FIRST call me and we can talk about where all that whip cream should go

Good god, woman. It's called a manicure. Invest sometime.

nah, it's just the way i'm shaped. it's FRist, btw, not First

Sorry just the way my brain wants to see it

Where did a manicure come from?

i'm sure it's one of the lindsay commentators

#6 I shouldn't have laughed but it was just so hateful towards RichPort. I try not to laugh at those kind of jokes since the late Rodney Dangerfield pointed out (in shtick) in the movie Natural Born Killers that when we laugh at those jokes, we support the people who actually do those things. (Think Jeffrey Dahlmer). I am being a real downer, I know, but you would have an easier time arguing with me directly but you won't go to the sites I specifically pointed out to you.... I want to talk to you hombre a hombre. You are a dazzling phenomenon - do not blame me for being star-struck.

#55 talk dirty to Lowlands right here. I'm up for some entertainment.

#36 are you female? are you a female putting the blame for what a man does on a female? a man or a woman cannot "steal" a man away - he was looking to go already, the resultant landing spot is not to blame. Did anybody ever "steal" you? How great would that con be!! Fuck around anytime you want and then say, "it's not my fault - he/she STOLE me"----- lame. And demeaning to women.

#22 that's right. the new Fish is in the seventh grade.

*LOL*
She looks so annoyed at photogs.
I never see that look on her face, she must be sober.
...whoa...

I don't want to hear anymore about Hohan unless the story says something to the effect of, "Linds took a bath". Or at least washed her hands. In Pine-Sol.

I'm glad to see that that drunk short douche is back in his league where he belongs. To put it bluntly, Nemcova is too good for that musical turd. James Blunt brags in every interview about being an alchoholic which makes him perfect for yucky Lohan.

1.) Her hair looks like someone left their day old urine in it.

2.) James is gonna think blunt when his doctor tells him about his genital warts he contracted in a few weeks.

3.) Are Lohan's boobs made of pure gold or something? Why do all of these stars want to date her? I know she's loose as a goose, but damn. Get some class, Hollywood. She's Long Island trash. You can't take that outta her.

#99-Sorry to disappoint you, you piece of shit, but I am a female.

people one thing is that she is a bitch, but she is not fugly...but i dont like her as a blond though she looks hot with brown black or red hair. but i dont like her as a blond NO no!

Jude Law, Robbie Williams, James Blunt, Starving Nachos, and Bai Ling and that was just this week. The girl is a legend. A man eating legend (with a chick thrown in once in awhile.)

James Blunt......James Blunt.....James Blunt......OH! Creepy little guy who carried that pretty tsunami chick's suitcases? HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA!!! Wooo-hooo, Linds.......he's a real LOOKAH! HAHAHAHAHA!!! that'll show Wilmer! You landed a real hottie. BAHAHAHAHAAHA!!

Chipped nail varnish = always a sin

WHY THE HELL her face is always shining???!

Wow, Lohan doesn't waste any time tracking down the boys, does she. But all these "reports" are always about her trying to hook up with people. Does anyone know if she actually ever ends up hooking up with any of these people?

I hope James Blunt writes a song for her. I wonder how that would go. (and don't worry, I'm not going to be the type of person who in my next post takes all the words to one of his songs and slightly alters them to make them apply to her...funny or not, nobody really wants to have to read through all that)

Lindsay Lohan has achieved levels of success that few people will ever know. Like or not, she is American Royalty and you would sleep better accepting who she is and what you are.

http://www.puzzlekiller.com

This chick is so fucking heinous looking. I mean, what the SHIT is up with her zillion freckles? And her skin looks incredibly sun-baked. She looks about forty years old. And I am sure her hooty-hoo looks about eighty, all stretched out and nast-ay. Blech!

I did her...

Yeah nice trade off. Irrelevant either way since James Blunt is a unich.

Why would anyone use a homeless person's old shoe as a used condom? Anyways, I guess this means that Nemcova's available. I'll have my agent get in touch with her.

IMHO, from Petra to lind, even in the state she's in, is an *upgrade*. Supermodel= superYUCK. Unless your last name is Banks, that is...

GUYS...PLEASE ENOUGH ALREADY.
LINDSAY IS KINDA PRETTY, AND SHES RICH.
LEAVE HER ALONE.

SO WHAT SHE DOES COKE.
SO WHAT SHE LIKES TO GET DRUNK...DON'T WE ALL?

I THINK THAT FIRECROTCH IS A WICKED AWESOME NICKNAME TOO.

IT JUST MEANS THAT ITS SOOOOO HOT!!!
PS LOVE THE LITTLE BLOG.

good for petra

Is there anyone left in Hollywood that this bimbo hasn't slept with? Those who have, had better go get tested for an assortment of diseases.

Headline

"Nemcova and Lohan have both been spotted with a Blunk in their mouth"

or

Lohan to Nemcova "Hey bitch pass that blunt"

james blunt is going to start writing songs about lindsay and we will all be sick

If I could set my wet winker in lindsay.........I would!

Lindsay lohan should lick the center of my butthole that looks like new red cedar