Mar 12 2007Hilary Duff thinks she's sexy
Hilary Duff performed at London's GAY club last friday looking like this. There's something deeply disturbing about Hilary Duff trying to act sexy. It's like watching a six-year-old perform a striptease. Or seeing a horse put on some lipstick and mascara and try to be seductive by batting its eyes at you and neighing playfully.

Reader Comments
1. Tehlilmuffin - March 12, 2007 4:34 PM
OH how unfortunate that hillary duff sucks ass!
2. Tehlilmuffin - March 12, 2007 4:35 PM
PS... sweet full body fishnets?
3. D'oh Eyes - March 12, 2007 4:36 PM
Nice zebra stripes. Now that's a horse of a different color.
4. danielle - March 12, 2007 4:36 PM
I just went 1 &2 on 1 & 2.
5. sitara - March 12, 2007 4:38 PM
All grown up, still no waist. Alas, you never outgrew being shaped like a rectangle, Hilary.
A superfish special for you all! http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000485.html
She's come so far.. lollipop swirls to zebra stripes.
6. elvisfanlaura - March 12, 2007 4:43 PM
#5
Good link! In her defense (as if I really care or something), she's not AS rectangle as she used to be.
7. supanigga - March 12, 2007 4:44 PM
omg. her face......... is so ugly...... like skeletor.
8. JeffBlancoII - March 12, 2007 4:54 PM
she trying to imitate that kid's act in little miss sunshine....
exactly down to the fishnet and hat..
unfortunely when that kid did it, it was funny and cute
but hilary does it....
i feel like puking and going gay..
9. Dean - March 12, 2007 4:55 PM
Holy crap, she's 19. I had no idea she was that old, but I knew it was only a matter of time before she transformed before our very eyes. Our baby's all grown up. *sniff sniff*
Seeing as though she was performing at a club called "GAY", it certainly seems like the guys in pic #5 have heterosexual motives...
10. Matt - March 12, 2007 4:56 PM
You guys are so F*ckin stupid.
Shes amazing, and she looks hot!!
11. amaritimer - March 12, 2007 4:57 PM
here comes another Britney. She spends her pre-teen years in the lime-light, goes through her 'cute' stage. Then evolves into her skanky-whorish stage. She'll soon be spitting out a few kids with some moron in a wife-beater. Future rehab fucking wacko. GO HILARY!!!!!!
12. elizabeththewellread - March 12, 2007 4:57 PM
She should ask Pink and Fergie to join her all "girl" singing group. Like the Pussycat Dolls, but with cocks taped into their ass cracks.
13. branwen - March 12, 2007 4:58 PM
hideous
14. Danklin - March 12, 2007 5:01 PM
Call me crazy but i masturbated to these pictures.
15. mrs.t - March 12, 2007 5:01 PM
What could she possibly be singing in an adult nightclub?
16. Gerald Tarrant - March 12, 2007 5:08 PM
Horses with lipstick and mascara are way hotter than Hillary Duff.
17. Stace - March 12, 2007 5:23 PM
#16 Daniel Radcliffe what are you doing here?
18. HollyJ - March 12, 2007 5:23 PM
her stylist needs to be tortured then heinously killed
19. chichilarue - March 12, 2007 5:25 PM
You guys are crazy! Hilary Duff is amazing! She has been a star since she was a preteen, but she has managed to stay out of Skank-town. Compare her to her other contemporaries: Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate and Ashley, etc. She is clean and lovely and beautiful! Go Hil!
20. almostfamous - March 12, 2007 5:25 PM
the only reason they are excited in pic 5 is cause they can see up her skirt--which is kind of weird because the club is called GAY
21. almostfamous - March 12, 2007 5:26 PM
or shorts, whatever
22. anothershityear - March 12, 2007 5:31 PM
#3 lol
#13 was going to post that exactly sums it all up
23. LilRach - March 12, 2007 5:36 PM
What is wrong with these pics - seriously??? I think she looks great. She is an entertainer people. would you prefer she dressed in a big baggy tshirt and baggy jeans!
For fucks sake when did people get so conservative on superfish??
Compared to Britney and Lohan, Hillary Duff seems to have her shit together.
24. Stace - March 12, 2007 5:39 PM
#23 Actually, since you asked....I'd prefer that she perform with a plastic bag wrapped tightly around her face.
25. Stace - March 12, 2007 5:40 PM
Or maybe with a beard of bees, that shit cracks me up!
26. SisterSweetly - March 12, 2007 5:44 PM
Good God, she has the biggest hands on a woman i've ever seen in my entire life.
27. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - March 12, 2007 5:49 PM
This lapdance is brought to you by DisneyLand and the makers of Pizza Fun Lunchables!
28. NicotineEyePatch - March 12, 2007 5:56 PM
Can she propel ping-pong balls with her vagina, that's what I want to know. That's the only way she'll do that outfit justice.
ps. pissing my pants at the rectangle comments :)
29. belle - March 12, 2007 6:00 PM
Why do the fishnets go up to her stomach? Jesus, what's with the zebra print? It's just all wrong.. So, so wrong..
30. Madonna - March 12, 2007 6:01 PM
#9 and #20
They ARE gay. They're just very excited because those boots are Chanel.
31. renee - March 12, 2007 6:06 PM
give the girl a break, it's a gay club so she has to look like a drag queen. Although I'm guessing that she's only 5 minutes away from lookinh like one anyway.
32. Lindsay - March 12, 2007 6:26 PM
Ha in that first pic she is totally holding in a massive FART! Look at the expression on her face! she's about to explode!
33. mrs.t - March 12, 2007 6:26 PM
#26-please. The man-hands award will always belong to Pink.
34. Lindsay - March 12, 2007 6:28 PM
Ha ha she's holding her butt too!! KEEPIN' IT IN!!!
35. the chicken - March 12, 2007 6:49 PM
#14 Danklin, you also masturbated to the Funny T-Shirt & Hoodie ad on the right.
36. schack - March 12, 2007 7:00 PM
i'm with #15... what could she possibly be singing?
i'm pretty sure "So Yesterday," is so yesterday, or so 890,000 yesterdays.
37. schack - March 12, 2007 7:02 PM
at least she's been working on her body in the meantime, cause when all else fails, you can just flex your asscheeks to make them look like they're singing.
38. BritneysFUCKhat - March 12, 2007 7:05 PM
LMAO@30! That makes more sense, I thought they were marvelling at her nut-taping skills.
Thank fuck for all that is holy, she had those porcelain nightmares filed down to normal size. She musta got the hint when the audience stopped throwing flowers & threw sugar cubes instead.
39. schack - March 12, 2007 7:08 PM
yeah, 30- that is pretty damn funny.
what else is funny, is that she probably paid half her total earnings for those horse teeth.
40. Tits_McGhee - March 12, 2007 7:12 PM
Hilary Duff is a fag hag.
41. Hollywood headache - March 12, 2007 7:20 PM
Didn't she look better when she was heavier?
42. schack - March 12, 2007 7:22 PM
yeah. she was a cute chubster. it subdued her clownishly large facial features
43. edb87 - March 12, 2007 7:33 PM
#41 - Yes.
Verdict: I'd still hit it.
44. drowningfool - March 12, 2007 7:33 PM
I don't know what you guys are talking about. Broad shoulders, big veiny arms, square face...what more could you ask for in a man?
45. megan - March 12, 2007 7:46 PM
i just threw up a little.
46. keys open doors - March 12, 2007 8:06 PM
she's hot.. wtf
47. Team OJ - March 12, 2007 8:17 PM
I've seen tranny hookers that were hotter then her. On a different note , where is the freakin' goss worth reading ?
48. dignified_laughter - March 12, 2007 8:47 PM
Is it just me or is she just trying to be the next KYLIE??!!
49. Hemlock Queen - March 12, 2007 9:19 PM
I like her in drag. It makes her look much more feminine than normal!
50. sumnersgal - March 12, 2007 9:23 PM
Reminds me of when I was 14 and dressed like Madonna for Halloween. Nice to see that "vintage" look is coming back around.
51. FRIST!!! - March 12, 2007 9:34 PM
Wait, is she the famous one or the sister who thinks she's famous? I'm confused.
Yes I am.
52. Jennifer Ward - March 12, 2007 9:38 PM
Has anyone else taken notice of the guy making love to her ass in Pic #2. WTF??
53. Jennifer Ward - March 12, 2007 9:38 PM
My bad....it's #3.
54. therapture - March 12, 2007 9:57 PM
I would hit it. And then I would hit her sister. With a bat. :-)
55. ablet - March 12, 2007 10:05 PM
Holy motherfucking shit. If you look at the third picture up close, the guy in the corner by her knees is making the most incredible face.
56. ablet - March 12, 2007 10:06 PM
I mean the guy behind her ass.
57. Carsten5577 - March 12, 2007 10:11 PM
She's a 5 on 10.
58. Hemlock Queen - March 12, 2007 10:58 PM
I was so entranced by her gleaming shark teeth that I too totally missed that guy all snuggled up on her crack! There must be some man musk wafting out of there. And I still don't understand the J-Lo hat, Madonna fishnets zebra ensemble
59. Pikachelsea - March 13, 2007 12:26 AM
She looks awful. Very awkward in general, like she doesn't know how to act on stage, and that ridiculous, unflattering outfit sure isn't helping matters.
btw @54
OMG DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT URSELF, GOOD JOB YO
60. Russell_Reyes - March 13, 2007 1:08 AM
#20 why wouldnt they be attracted to Hilary? Gay people like men don't they? Or am I in a bizzarro world where that doesn;t happen and TC doesnt LTC?
61. ch474 - March 13, 2007 4:59 AM
Next year's psycho rehab antichrist suicide watch? The clown faced Olsen twin. The year after that? Hillary.
62. RichPort - March 13, 2007 5:31 AM
It must suck when your looks peak at 14.
63. therapture - March 13, 2007 5:36 AM
@59 - your mother is a whore, and your daddy was too. And please tell your sister to wash her snatch before she comes by my house next time, it's starting to smell like a can of tuna left out in the sun.
64. D'arcy - March 13, 2007 6:16 AM
Her body has no womanly form at all. It's like a fat post or a tree.
65. tenley - March 13, 2007 6:43 AM
In the third picture, it looks like a man is sniffing her butt. Well, it IS a gay bar and she DOES look like a tranny.
66. jrzmommy♠ - March 13, 2007 6:48 AM
Wait....Hillary Duff actually does stuff?
67. daylin - March 13, 2007 6:54 AM
Everyman in the audience is excited cause its fun seeing one of ur own dressed in drag!
You GO GURL!!!!!
68. doogleberg - March 13, 2007 7:59 AM
I thought women had tits...have I been wrong all these years?
69. Bugman4045 - March 13, 2007 8:37 AM
I like my women to look less like rectangles.
70. p0nk - March 13, 2007 8:45 AM
somewhere in a glue factory, Mr. Ed is sporting some serious wood.
71. MrSemprini - March 13, 2007 12:17 PM
Lets donate her to the WaterBondage guys for their next shoot.
72. DrunkBlogger - March 13, 2007 12:19 PM
She looks like Mr. Ed's sister...but I'd still quit it.
73. imran karim - March 13, 2007 1:21 PM
she doesn't look happy
74. pumpkinpye - March 13, 2007 1:33 PM
WTF...the guy in pic #4 looks like he's got his nose up her ass. LOL
75. VandalGrrl - March 13, 2007 4:52 PM
anyone else notice seth macfarlane in the front row?
76. girltiffany - March 13, 2007 7:13 PM
I was all excited because I thought from looking at the thumbnail that someone was flicking her off in picture 5, but they were just pointing at her crotch.
Nice Priscilla ref, NicotineEyePatch (28).
77. EvilEm - March 14, 2007 8:59 AM
She looks like she raided Michael Jackson's closet!
78. HollywoodSnark - March 21, 2007 4:52 PM
She's dumb, I don't know so much about hot though...
79. hannah - June 21, 2007 3:24 PM
u are NOT sexy girl
80. hannah - June 21, 2007 3:24 PM
u are NOT sexy girl
81. Chris - October 3, 2007 12:41 AM
Yeah she is real dumb..that's why she is a millionaire and then some, makes music, movies, has a perfume and clothing line and fans worldwide. Plus when she talks she is mature beyond her years. Beautiful, extremely sexy, and off the charts hot.
I don't care if she has a boyfriend. I would give absolutely anything to fuck her. Really really hard doggie style.
82. Chris - October 3, 2007 12:48 AM
And the fact that there are actually "straight" guys posting in here and saying she isn't hot...chop off your manhood now.
Must suck to see how hot she is at this very moment and you losers are all off jacking it to your Pamela Anderson Tommy Lee sex tape. I prefer my girls to look real (Hilary), not silicon and plastic surgery central.
83. joe mama - October 4, 2009 7:41 AM
what i wanna know is, how come every pin up girl from the last like 15 years is some kind of former disney whore? "america loves young white jailbait ass"
guess they have some kinda monopoly.
she was home schooled, so even though i think edjucation in the U.S. is a joke,
school is still where u grow, meet all your friends and develope social skills etc.
84. joe mama - October 4, 2009 7:41 AM
what i wanna know is, how come every pin up girl from the last like 15 years is some kind of former disney whore? "america loves young white jailbait ass"
guess they have some kinda monopoly.
she was home schooled, so even though i think edjucation in the U.S. is a joke,
school is still where u grow, meet all your friends and develope social skills etc.