Mar 27 2007Hilary Duff thinks she has boobs

HAHAHA First now I am going home

that girls is fugs. fucking horse. I can't even take her seriously. Put up some real news!

p.s. her tits are all blotchy. yuck.

That's what happens when you don't eat!

Maybe she used those oranges to dye her skin. Your right hallie. All blotchy. Blech!

oh man, that's wierd. i'm really starting to appreciate my c's. those kinda dresses are supposed to make it look like you have boobs. she just looks like she has extra skin.

She looks like a little girl playing dress up. Which, now I feel a little awkward having just checked out her chest area.

Well, here's what to do with those little titties: lie your cock in between them and then mash them together--makes your dick look sooper beeg! Hee! And, ya know what they say about little titties: usualy they have big nipples...the kind so she can scratch your back with 'em.

Questions?

ugly AND flat-chested. Next.

damn...give her a break she's only 19 or somethin i'd do her now or in a few yrs when she grows some implants

A horse is a horse of course of course, unless that horse has not boobs, then its just Hillary.

Aww poor hilary, will someone please hand her some toliet paper?

haha well truth be told, not even hilary duff could make your dick look big. but if you put it by her teeth, they could.

WOW,she's SERIOUSLY flat, I'm a B cup and EVEN I don't look like THAT. I bet even look better in that dress than she does. She must like a AA cup or something. Her chest was the most disturbing thing I've ever seen in my life I think I'm going to go puke now...

If Hilary's boobs start to sing I would give her a boner core, which is the equivalent to an oncore only hornier!

ZING!

Don't worry peeps, give her a few months and all the press from this dress incident will have her neurotically running to get some bags of silicone strapped beneath her flesh.

then we can all laugh at how silly they look.

Wahey!

that is the fugliest dress - looks like when I put playdoh on my Barbie. Only my Barbie had bazooms.

Wait a moment!! Someone give her Paris' Miracle Bra!!(after proper disinfectant: I recommend autoclave at 1500 F)

Hillary Duff, is ABSOLUTELY HIDEOUS

#10 lmao

#15 lol

every time i state it with finality, there's a new level attained requiring reiteration

HD only wishes she looked like Lindsay Lohan on the worst day of her life
(and LL has had some pretty big swings already)

qualifies though for centerfold in Equus Bi-Quarterly

when she was chubby, her big ol' horse mouth wasn't exploding out of her face like that

srsly these new fish posts suck. total lack of wit, you might as well call everyone pooheads and be done with it.

NIPPLE! I SEE NIPPLE! I see... oh, mole.

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she couldn't atleast gotten a nipple slip or something. and not only that, but i see a stain on her dress.

sorry to double comment, but her ears are droopingg. and i think i see nipples. and what the fuck is with those birth marks/moles?

she's cute. boobs aren't everything

I wouldn't exactly say she is ugly. I actually think she looks quite pretty in these pics and more grown up.

The only thing i don't like is the dress. That dress is made for someone who has bigger boobs. It doesn't suit her. And what is with the dots on her??? Is it moles? It looks like someone poked her with a magic marker.

I can't be snarky about her face, she is beautiful. I love her dental fix. She is closer to looking like she did before she fucked herself up. But the frock has to go, there are better ways to dress up mosquito bite tits.

Even on someone with boobs, that dress would look FUGGGLLLLYYYY! And those earrings are going to rip off her earlobes. Other than that, cute shoes and cute makeup. Hey, after seeing Xtina's orange skin I think she looks great! Other than the dress of course..

I had more cleavage coming out of the womb.

Hey, they don't call me Tits McGhee for nothing!

When she has kids, her husband's gonna have to breastfeed, btw.

Those aren't moles, it's something on the camera lens. You can see it in the background and they're not in every photo.

I don't think she's ugly at all, she actually has a very attractive face. She just needs to wear clothes that fit her better... something that's not going to make it so obvious she's sportin' less than A's.

As always, I'd it hit...

with a penis and some blemish cream. For real.

What are those...marks on them? Say what you will about the camera, but I think someone's been smacking them around. That outfit is scary. Jennifer Lopez, circa 1997. Only with less class, smaller boobs, and bigger teeth.

If any of you are more attractive, I invite you to post a picture of yourself. NO, wait. I DARE you. Because you all know you're not. Or you would. In a heartbeat. And you know it.

she's gorgeous. doesn't need a big chest and I hope she never gets implants

LOL!! Wow!

Testicles look more like cleavage than that.

#32-I Double-Dog dare you

My man boobs are bigger and i have 0% body fat

a man has more chest than she does... this happens when ur really athleatic...i think she used to do gymnasticks

I actually think that she looks pretty. The dress wouldn't work with someone who had a large chest. They'd look slutty. It's a very interesting dress, and I think she pulls it off well. She looks very sweet.

She doesn't look pretty good, she looks like a fucking idiot. Why are you being nice to such a worthless untalented piece of rubbish? She looks like she was dressed by Bed, Bath, and Beyond. What an ugly skank.

this is one of the most oddest and unflattering dresses i've ever seen. on top of that it looks painful- how is she smiling? did she look in the mirror before she went out? does she wear a bikini in the tanning salon? what kind of bra is under that? do i see a nipple? AHHHH SO MANY QUESTIONS AND NO ANSWERS these pictures are torturing my eyeballs goodnight.

#5 - I agree. I usually hate having C's but I can appreciate them in this situation because her flat chest looks awful in that dress. And #40 - HAHA I was wondering all the same questions! That dress seems like it is so fucking painful for her to wear.. she could have done wayyyy better.

Big bones + small boobs = Neeext!

1. There is a nip slip in #11
2. Holy Mother of Clearasil, girlfriend needs to get a deep cleaning facial mask done pronto! Fuck that, she needs a dermatologist.
3. I think she's starting to grow into her looks. Believe it or not, some women actually look better as they age. She'll be better looking at 30 than she is now.
4. Of course, she'll have implants by then.

Oh, and #5. Those earrings are inexcusable, Hilary. You should be horsewhipped with them. (A little something for the haters)

Lizzy, what are you doing?! :S

@27

I agree with belle -- the dress is a big part of the problem; fugly color, and designed to play "peek-a-boo" with bigger breasts than she's got. Wrong dress for her.

I'm surprised she didn't fall back on some version of what smaller girls have done for a long time -- some version of the "close-fitting top with no bra". A lot of guys go crazy for this because they think they're possibly "seeing something", but because the girl's smaller, it's not like her tits are wobbling all over the place, out of control.

poor girl. pretty face. but um, if you dont have it, dont flaunt it. she shouldn't wear plunging necklines like that. that's all. other than that, she's ace.

btw, all u girls going on about how ugly she is are retarted. just cos her boobs are huge and flying out doesn't mean she's ugly. she's got a really pretty face, im wiling to guess, much prettier than any of yours. and im not even a fan, i just think she's a pretty girl and u are all picking on her because ur jealous. naughty naughty!

Feel sorry for her really shes gonna end up having a boob job cos of this sort of mickey taking. Bad choice of dress though.

@#48 - I agree but this is "the superficial" and superficiality & biatchiness is not only allowed its a requirement ;)

@48 -- Punctuation and grammar should not be considered your enemies, fatso.

Hillary Duff answered the challenging arithmetic question "What's 2+2" with four prompt swipes of her left hoof and a victorious neigh. As a reward, she was given a carrot and a pail of oats. And a gift cerificate to go see Dr. 90210.

where the hell is her stylist? that dress is awful!

Hmmh I think Hilary looks pretty. But I don't understand American people. They seem to think.. um.. the bigger the better. Now that's SO superficial. I'm totally feminist and I don't stop to please someone else's needs. You guys can stick those massive breast implants to your fat ass.

Shes adorable, the dress isnt nor is that hairstyle!! ya live and ya learn...till next time, live it up lil sista!!

32--I TRIPLE Dog Dare you! asshole.

Seeing those milkbags will make all babies in the world mouthwatering.

I don't understand why anyone would stick a breat implant to their ass. Salla, why would we stick implants to our asses? Where are you from....do they do that where you're from? That must be a weird place, a bunch of bucket-mouthed feminists running around with breast implants stuck to their asses.

what's the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?

BOOBS!

i remember seeing some other celebrity wearing this dress & they actually had boobs & it was a different color. it looked okay. i just think the dress is weird & downright painful.

but wtf is going on in the 2nd row, 1st picture? it's about a millimeter away from a nip slip.

hey salla, get off this site. take your snot-nosed views where they might be welcomed. we're here to be snarky and rude. like they say about tv...just change the channel. take your holier than thou crap somewhere else.

....and take those fucking implants off your ass!

All you need is a mouthful, yo.

consider the following from joel madden's prospective:
hilary duff... to... nicole ritchie.
modest sized breasts... to... concave chest.

he's a fag.

Donatella Versace's daughter Allegra is in treatment for anorexia after being allegedly weighed in at an alarming 70 lbs .

70 POUNDS? Gene Simmon's hell demon boots weighed more than that!

Sounds like she's allergic to food. Get it? Allergic? Allegra? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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I've seen toddlers on Maury Povich heavier than her.

@43- i Guess you have never seen a nipple. That my friend is the boobie tape

i agree with salla and bogglesthemind. we must not be mean to people who are better than we are (celebrities). if you can post pictures and the numbers and passwords of your bank accounts with the money you've earned from movies and modeling, then go ahead and write something sarcastic. otherwise, tend silently to your sad existence, which is confined to your mom's basement (and i think there's supposed to be some additional stuff about pimples and puberty).

There's nothing wrong with the small boobs (they need love too) and not worshipping the tanning bed. I'd rather look like Hilary Duff any day than that leatherfaced boob blimp Jenna Jameson. But the dress definitely sucks. It looks like it would push any boobs, big or small, in weird directions they should never go.

Like I said before. All of these skinny bitches can have some normal sized A's and B's if they would just eat a couple fucking cheeseburgers! Starving is not flattering to one's chest.

@43. you're a fucking moron. where are you getting the idea that she has bad skin. her skin is flawless. if ANYTHING it's the result of a close up shot with harsh lighting. you must be new here... you see on the superficial website we make fun of celebs for actual physical deformities (ie: paris hilton's beak, posh's cone boobs...) we don't have invent things to be 'funny.
go kill yourself.

@66. you crack my shit up.

sure, we'll post our bank info.....*rolls eyes at asshole in 68*

51 Phowtus, ahhahahahhahahahha! She filed down her horse teeth, but they could still crush whole apples and carrots!

68's on here why? he's in the basement checking out his first ball hairs. or hers.

I just can't agree with you guys that Hillary Duff is ugly. Probably she's more 'freakishly' beautiful. Which is either really good or really bad depending on the viewer. Also I dated someone that looks like her. I also dated someone that looks like Lindsay Lohan and another that looked like Natascha McElhone. So, the fact that I basically slept with these celebrities makes me better than you :-) Right?

75 also dated someone who looks like John Merrick the Elephant Man so takes what he says with a grain of salt.

@65 -- I thought you were supposed to be funny. That was just fucking stupid. I have a callous on my finger from having to scroll past that shit.

@75 -- If you dated a horse, your relationship would be banned in 47 of 50 states, so you better hope you're a resident of West Virginia, Alabama, or Tallahassee. Yes I know Tallahassee is technically not a state, but don't tell those inbred, 12 toe having motherfuckers that.

you can totally tell she's trying to push her shoulders together so her boobs look bigger in the last few pics. thats sad.

#77 - we all know that's not how you got your callous.

a) I actually think she looks pretty decent here.
b) Considering all the trash that is regularly said about all these celebs and their fake boobs, you'd think people wouldn't complain about her and being real? So what, do we now want to rag on her and tell her that she should get implants, only to then rag on her for getting implants? Well, I guess if it gives us more to talk about, then why not!

@79 -- And that told me this webcam didn't work, those fucking liars. And technically, I have 6 callouses, and fur coated palms.

AH! The troll finally caught on to the spade at the end of my name. Took you a while, asshat.

@82 -- I fell for the troll? Geez I just sounded like that green bitch from Shrek.

i used to wonder what a horse dressed in a potato sack would look like. Are there any mysteries left?

HAHAHAHA!!! In that second to last picture, you can actually see the little silicon insert or whatever-the-fuck that she has stuck inside her dress to give her a little extra-extra. Which failed miserably, because she looks like a ten year old boy. So sad.

Didn't she used to?

-Moron

i actually think she's really pretty (albeit in a generic way) but this dress just looks awkward. ack.

The writer for this is a total misogynist pig.

Why do girls even read this site anyway? To hear him tell them what they can or can't look like to feel good about themselves? There isn't one ideal body type, but a billion dollar industry specifically exists to try to make you think otherwise by undermining your self-esteem to keep making money off of you. The result is people mutilating themselves. Disgusting.

Girls shouldn't bother reading this retarded trash. Or how about saying horrible things about men's bodies consistently every day?

If you were to consistently make fun of one specific racial group every day, people wouldn't accept it the way you say derogatory things about a specific gender group. Do you people ever stop to think about why that is? Don't tolerate it; it only exists because you dumbasses accept it! Fix this idiot culture!

P.S. Implants look STUPID!

I demand that all self-rigtheous posters who don't want to play this game go play on some flower child website. fuck off.

here here! that's what we're making fun of. the stupid celeb machine.

#88 doesn't think it is right for us to tell people what they can or can not look like, but apparently thinks it's okay for her (I assume this is a female commenting) to tell all of us what we can and can not comment on. Amazing.

But on to your comments. This "billion dollar industry" you speak of exists for the simple fact that the opinion of the majority is that there IS a specific type of beauty. It may not be right or wrong, but every single human being is biased and we all have our opinion on what makes someone beautiful. I'd be willing to bet that you used to try and hook up with certain types of guys, whereas other guys you found ugly and thus wouldn't put out for them. So what, you think it's okay for you to push your biased judgement on physical appearance on the rest of us, but we can't do so in turn? Everyone has their opinion, and the only reason this billion dollar industry is able to exist is because of the opinion of the majority. It's the same reason why guys try to turn their spare tires in to six packs, so we can get more action and appeal more to you woman. But I'm sure you're one of those people that would much rather have a big flabby fatty, right?

And really, if you are really that weak minded as to think that comments on thesuperficial.com will impact your opinion of yourself, then you're a very sad person, and any other girls who could be likewise impacted so significantly are equally as weak. If the opinions of the superficial are that impactful to you, you're gonna be a pretty easy target for people to take advantage of you for the rest of your life.

Now as for knocking the "total mysogynist pig" who wrote the article, you may note that on this site, females are generally equally as nasty in their comments about what female celebs look like, so don't act like it's the pig men that are doing all this, the ladies enjoy insulting other ladies apperances also!

I could say more, but I think I made my point and my boredom has subsided so it's time to get back to work.

ROFL........

okay, shes really pretty, she looks really good in those pictures
BUT THAT DRESS! i have small boobs and i would NEVER try to pull something off like that, i wear clothes that make it look like i have something! but other than the dress i think she looks great

@88 -- Lemme guess, Duff here looks like Dolly Parton compared to you. Your chest looks like a sheetrock wall after a domestic dispute, huh? Go preach to your houseful of cats, tubby.

I see Mickey Mouse in pics 1 & 2 .....

That dress was clearly intended for someone with boobs, not a pre-pubescent boy.

I believe this is what is meant by the term "Fashion Feaux-Pas", hopefully they will use a girl next time.

To 88:

I'm pretty sure they've made fun of Mischa Barton's boyfriend's disgusting balls.

See? They make fun of all sexes here. Even whatever sex Lindsay Lohan is.

I really hate to bite, but I gotta take issue with #88. Listen, thanks, honey, and really cute what you're trying to do, but we don't need any more self-proclaimed feminists telling us how empowering it would be to do what YOU fucking think is best. If you put down your NOW whistle for a minute, maybe you'll see that this site is intentionally ironic, and that most of the 'girls' (as you so respectfully refer to us) come here to refute those same societal views that you're accusing us of subscribing to.

ps. I don't like coming home from work and being called a dumbass by anyone but my husband.

#32 let me get this right you DARE me to post my pics? Whoa that's pretty hardcore. I would but you didn't DOG DARE me, or even DOUBLE DOG DARE me so your obviously a pussy. I do have some nice photos of your mom I could post though....

I wonder how many of the guys who posted to this one are typing one-handed...

I wonder how many of the guys who posted to this one are typing one-handed...

#55 - So, "jrzmommy♠", your screen name implies you are someone's MOTHER!! So, instead of spending time with your child, you are online (what appears to be a fair amount judging from your frequent posts) reading The Superficial and anonymously calling people "asshole" because you got upset when a comment made you consider your own relative level of attractiveness? Wow, great parenting skills. You're going to raise a real winner, I can feel it.

#99 - It's also pretty darned "hardcore" to anonymously call someone a pussy on a message board. That's tough. Real tough. Not cowardly at all. Oh, and the mom thing, that's really "hardcore" too. Almost as "hardcore" as jrzmommy calling me an asshole.

You're both very special to me. I treasure your comments.

I just showed the baby of a co-worker these pics and asked him if these mikbags makes his mouth water.You know what?The baby started to cry instantly.I've to visit another site with real milkbags now to stop his crying.I hope my employer understands this...

102--asshole.

How is her skin blotchy? Granted I don't really care for this talentless idiot, (and minus her forehead) her skin looks pretty fucking flawless. I think most of those 'blemishes' are due to a dirty camera lens. (Look at the last few pictures.. there appears to be a mole on her left arm.. and then in the next picture it is on her back.. and then it's gone..)

As for #91.. I'd say females, in general, are FAR nastier than boys about other girls' appearances. Boys will just say she's ugly.. girls nitpick and get fucking vicious.

not cute

Duff me Marge,A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

She's not bad on the eyes, far better than a lot of the others out there AND she doesn't have a reputation of sleeping w/everyone and their dog which is appealing all in itself.

well i think shes sexy but ugly..

LMFAO HOW SAD

omg i HATE hilary duff:@ btw it looks like there is tatoo on her boobs if you look kinda closely

Hi Guys,(Just to let you know)

Found some cool new videos of Hilary Duff on a film set of her latest movie
Safety Glass movie, not sure if anyone has seen this already, credit to
Hollywood North Insider website as I found it there, you can see them below:

http://hninsider.com/node/164

and

http://hninsider.com/node/165

YOU are ALL just SO jealous !!

UGLY ??! May i laugh ! how can anybody call her that. her skin is perfect and theres not really anything wrong with her, my god.

And her boobs are small so what, boobs arent everything, you can be super beautiful without them.

Its so much easyer to find flaws on others than your self.

Nothing wrong with her !!

These comments is what makes people feel bad,

i don't know i wuld still fuck the shitout of her.

Nice!!!!

Hilary is a beautiful girl! Small boobs though. In Hollywood it's only a matter of time before a couple of energetic ,Hollywood estheticians commandeer
Hilary to their facial room for some extensive,very girly ,beauty treatments.
It would be so fun to see Hilary lying back in the facial chair,under a huge cloud of steam as the head beautician works her over with a full european facial and bust treatment while the second lady does a hand and arm
massage. Hollywood starlets get this everyday.... Mmmm....make her beautiful!!! Jayla