Mar 29 2007Halle Berry tried to kill herself

Too bad she didn't succeed.

reptilicus, i'd forgotten how funny you are!

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That wasn't very nice, she's so pretty and just has had bad luck with awful guys. I hope she finds happiness now.

Too bad YOUR maother can't do a retroactive abortion... reptile... or should I say SATAN!

this is OLD NEWS. she talked about this on Oprah or somewhere years ago.

Yeah #6, I think it was about the same time that Thora pic came out...

The Fish is dying.

DO or don't, there is no try, bitch.

and WTF!?!?!?!!?
"so I tried to kill myself by picking a fight with a gang of hoodlums" *sigh*

I'm sorry. I shall be nice.

I'm glad she didn't off herself because otherwise she couldn't have made out with Fred Durst in that abortion of a video for Behind Blue Eyes.

I think she's one of the good guys. She seems pretty down-to-earth and not better than anyone else.

like i'm suppose to feel extra bad for her because she went through something that tons of people have gone though too? nope! i hate when these people come out with some lame ass sob stories, like Terry Hatcher and we're suppose to feel sympathy because they've been through something & come oh, so far. you act. that's not anything special. try doing something of worth.

#4, so if Halle Berry happened to be ugly it wouldn't have been as sad? WTF?

I guess if Halle was ugly, we wouldn't know who she was anyway, so I guess it would have been less sad. Wow, fucked up.

Those that really want to die always succeed on the first try. Nice cry for sympathy though Halle.

I'm surprised she didn't try again after Catwoman came out.

I'd hit it. Her dead, lifeless body, I mean.

You might be on to something there Tits.

If all the stupid ugly people would just fucking die already, then only the beautiful people would be left to have beautiful babies.

Or adopt them.

There's one defining moment for halle as far as I'm concerned. This skank crashed her car against somebody and she didn't even bother to check on the person. She fled the scene because, she thought her stupid face had been damaged.

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1355/is_15_97/ai_61487254

So....I guess about half the posters on this site should commit suicide so half the populatiin of fugliness would die out and leave room for the more beautiful people to breed better looking inhabitants?

Yeah, why do people feel like it would be more of a shame if she died than some normal person? Do you think you know her because you see her in movies? How pathetic.

People you don't know kill themselves every day & i'm sure you could give a rat's ass. How can you possibly be all torn up inside if Halle offed herself?

She should get a new reason to be happy. I know! She should show her boobs in another movie. Then she would be able to continue living with the happiness knowing that she has brought utter joy to a bunch of guys (and probably quite a few girls too). That's happiness! Bring on the boobies!

This is such old news!!!!!! She already talked about this before, Like Years ago,why in the hell is it being brought up again like its new news!!!!

Just think if she had succeeded! How sad to have one less hit-and-run driver/over-rated actress in the world.
She bugs me. She's not quite as annoying as Scarlett Johansson, but almost.

It must have been a Toyota Prius or a Smart which she used because she's able to think realistic and sharp for quite some time.'My sense of worth was so low',that's quite realistic.

#19. "So....I guess about half the posters on this site should commit suicide so half the populatiin of fugliness would die out and leave room for the more beautiful people to breed better looking inhabitants?"

Yeah, better start cutting yourself now, Danielle.

RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors - if you're talking about the Reptilicus on the forums, that ain't me. It's an imposter.

And slugger, thanks for the job offer. $18,200 sounds AWESOME. I'm glad you came here to share that with us.

@25

After you dickbreath.

she might as well have killed herself. it's all downhill from here, even though gothica was alright

and that dress looks like she found a girl's dress at old navy and glued cheap lace on it

What comes around goes around.

#27. What are you twelve?

I can't imagine why no one on this website likes you....your personality is so outgoing and warm.

I know how she feels, I've tried to do the same thing myself a number of times.
It's hard though, goddamn hard trying to kill Halle Berry, that bitch just wont stay down.

@31.

What are you...45?

Dickbreath.

How...1987.

I didn't lol.

@34 You're totally right! I think someone says "penis breath" in E.T.

one word: fivehead

That was 1982.

she's a frigid bitch

@32, thats pretty fucking hilarious.

12--Tits--if Halle was ugly we wouldn't even know who the fuck she is.

she did a hit and run...how can u do a hit and run and still sleep at night?karma's a biatch!

as great as she looks at 40, she's had ALOT done to her face...but who hasnt in hollys wood?

She tried to GAS herself?!? What a lame way to die. When I kill myself it's going to be by injecting myself with heroin and drinking several martinis. That way, when I fail (because I fail at everything I try) I will be really high! Hey, then I suppose things won't seem so bad. Medicated Drama Queen....yep, that's me!!!

if she's this unstable now, can't wait until she 'officially hits the wall'

notice how many violent and life-threatening things surround her involving cars? even in that overrated movie, her big kid was hit by a (hit-and-run no less) car

unstable actresses are fascinating to watch though, in youth so bold and daring, in later years so amusing and unpredictable

#6 #7
it is old news, but it's being reported as if brand spanking new by everyone

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20016312,00.html

no fault of anyone at this site

I HATE when celebs tell stories like this, years after the fact, just because they're promoting a movie.

Who does crap like that! "I tried to kill myself a few years ago, but now I have a sexy movie with that guy who made out with Courtney Love last weekend"

Nice rack, but the way they're standing to such attention clearly absent a bra, plus her scene in that Bond film, make me suspect they're fake.

40, 12 said that already in 13.

Nice boobs. I'd do her.

SEE! Then let's just go on the premise that ugly people do not get sympathy.

Trying to commit suicide in this way is a kind of cowardly i think.It was more brave if she pulled out her nails with a pincher and after that stab herself 10 times in her head.More effectively as well.

Too bad the mongrel didn't succeed.

#50 Amen to that. Make it memorable I always say. Screw that whole "leave a pretty corpse" bullshit.

Halle,

Will you marry me?

Damn she looks good in those pics!

Who was she married to when she tried to kill herself, wasn't it that queer looking guy?

And seriously, wtf was she thinking?! "I'm so beautiful and famous and rich, but I'm going through a divorce so why bother living"?! Gimme a fuckin break! People with no good reason to carry on living get there asses dumped all the time but they pick themselves up and keep on going. She's got all the opportunities in the world and she's going to kill herself over some guy? Fucking pathetic!

This proves what I've said all along. Halley has a great body, but she's fugly.
Butter-head if you will.

I'm tellin' ya, this bitch is probably a LOUSY ASS LAY. I find it weird how she's not pursued by more guys. Something has got to be going on there.

I'm almost sure one of her ex's said something to that effect: needy, whiny, frigid and didn't put out. Who needs that shit?

I was actually wondering what someone would have to do in order to prove herself more self-absorbed than Rose McGowan, and then Halle makes this desperate plea for attention.

#56
I never thought of that. I think you may be right. If she's so "hot" and is available why arent' guys knocking down her door?
You have a great point.
I bed her coo-coo stinks. That's my guess.
I did the "fish test" when I was dating as a teen.
I'd be making out with the chick, and then act like I was "scratching" my nose. If it smelled like fish, I took her home, if it dind't, I went diving for fish!
I bet that's what's happening to Halle. They get a whiff of that verticle smile and are grossed out.

I'm convinced Halle is a total nutcase. She was also the one begging for someone so she could have a child; crazy chick. She's not even -that- attractive anymore; her time is up, time to start up the car.

I am so sick of these idiot celebs and their "I am a celebrity feel sorry for me, go see my movie and worship me, but please give me privacy I say on Oprah as I air out my dirty laundry."

Fucktards, How do you expect to get privacy when you tell all your PRIVATE buisness to whatever magazine will listen.
What pisses me off most is that these rich, greedy, self absorbed celebs want it both ways. They want attention when it suits them and then total privacy when it suits them. Well Fuck them, as long as they are so incredibly selfish and stupid I will continue to encourage and promote the invasion of their privacy.

In conclusion, If all the ugly people in the world were dead then who would good looking people feel superior to, how would good looking poeople know they are "special" and "more important"? Because the best part of being hot is knowing that your better than people. Right?

correction: *people
and whatever else I spelled wrong.

As I have said my spell check wasn't working properly, so I fired that kid.
Poor Maddox, Angie said if he didn't start making some money she would exchange his ass. Oh well, not my problem. I guess Pax Thien is his replacement.

her dress looks something my mom would wear at a law suit.

Yeah, 60 and 61 - they want to have total control when, where, and to whom they give the delicious details, but when someone asks them for details, they're all 'how dare you invade my right to privacy?'.
The people made them, the people will unmake them.

In these pictures, she looks like a white girl with a tan. Oh, wait, she is a white girl.

Danielle, don't be upset just because you're the poster child for abortion.

#63. Very true, and that is one of the main reasons I come here.

well that's healty

Overrated
Overrated
Overrated

Her face is so boring.

She is not white. If you was she would've actually killed herself. She's definitely doing white girl shit trying to kill herself over a man but that doesnt make you white; just means you had white tendencies.

Her dress looks like it came from the Junior's dept at JC Penny.

She is a conniving bitch. I think that she should reconsider another attempt.

Re #1- I'd tell you exactly where to go, but I get the feeling you already have a GPS unit that'll get you there. A flame-retardant one...

#56 Amen, Slim. The last husband cheated on her like crazy, and he wasn't the first. When she had that hit-and-run (the other driver had a broken arm) and then tried to claim she had no memory of it, that was it for me. She had a 1/2" long cut at the top of her head, and she's just not that good an actress to make that "I have amnesia" defense believable. She's a complete AW.

@20 . You summed up how ridiculous ppl's obsession with Hollywood is. It's one thing to be curious what the rich and famous do, but it's another thing to show so much sympathy towards them wheh they hit bumps in the road, divorce, overdose, or get put on suicide watch.... People, just think for one second who would cry if you died in a horrible car accident.... It's probably fewer than a hundred people, right? But if Justin Timberlake died, there would be millions of girls on every continent crying and leaving flowers and goodbye notes at makeshift shrines, asking God,"Why Justin? Why him? You should have taken Lance instead, Lord. At least nobody liked Lance!!"

looks,money,fame........shes friggin nuts

75th

all of you are really horrible people. i cant believe you are critisizing someone you dont even know it sounds like she was going through a really hard time and all you can do is waste your time putting others down. its people like you that go out of their way to bring people down. get a life.

#76 - you are a really horrible person. I can't believe you arte critisizing all of us when you don't even know us and all you can do is waste your time putting us down. It's a person like you that goes out of your way to bring people down. Get a life.

I dunno...something about living in glass houses and throwing stones...you get the point. But thanks for being so judgemental and hypocritical.

Truthseeker013 - go fuck yourself.

She looked like she had a pretty good time in "Monster's Ball." i'm sure Billy Bob Thornton had a good time too...no. she wouldn't have any need to kill herself. hell if i wasn't a girl, i'd do her.

horrible? isnt a hit and run horrible?

Here some advice for all the girls reading this. You don't realize it but your attracted to a-holes. You fantasize about your romantic life with this hip guy and come back to earth when he acts like an a-hole. Good/Nice guys start acting like a-holes when they realize girls aren't attracted to good/nice guys.

Fucking head case. Looks nice, is mildly talented and successful...and tries to off herself.

Nut.

Nutcase or not, she has an awesome body.

...times like these, I can only say one thing.

So what.

It's almost unfortunate how unsympathetic I am.

I would have thought she'd have tried that after doing those sex scenes with Billy Bob... I guess it only goes to show you that fame, good looks, money, etc... don't bring happiness...

But seriously... I suspect that ultra fine looking people with money don't really find love any easier then us ugly poor folk do...

Hey, if your out there Halle... look me up, I'll cheer you up... or at least I'd die trying.