Mar 21 2007Gisele Bundchen debuts shoe line

I bet she smells like pigskin and tube socks.

Am i first??

No you're not.

fish, you can almost see her left tittie, maybe you better make a NSFW blur over that pic. And while you're at blur out that wonkey-eyed face too.

Those shoes had better be 99 cents and not have an astronomical price because, a blind kindergardner wouldn't even wear those.

I can't think of anything I care less about.

Forget the nomad shoes, Is this broad pregnant or not?

what is the meaning of that stupid tatoo she has on the inside of her wrist that Mischa has 3 of on her shoulder??? Yeah, those are fugly shoes but Trannys like her love them. Comfortable for their big tranny feet.

Those shoes won't save her from Tom Brady's super semen. I love that guy - best quarterback ever, on the best team.

what the BUCK, Gisele?

I am sure the shoes are nice, but why would anyone go buy over priced sandles from a brainless model with big tits

perhaps the early on-set of daylight savings time has confused Gisele, and she mistakingly thought today was already April 1st. Then everything would be perfectly clear.

These shoes are an extravagant April Fools prank. The real shoes are still being boxed up at a sweatshop somewhere in LA county. Gisele actually found these shoes when a group of rave crazed teenagers passed her on the streets. She laughed so hard when she saw them that she offered the kids $500 a piece if she could just have their shoes right then and there...

Or at least that is the story that would make the most sense...

Are you ready for lunch

Whoop-dee-frickin-doo.

yes yes yes. I'm starving!

to bad you are not serious:)

how can gisele have a face that's so beautiful and boring at the same time? i feel like many models and actresses mold themselves to one standard of beauty; eventually you can't even notice how pretty they are because everybody else looks like them. does she have any other talent besides staying skinny to make her more unique?

I think she looks like she got slapped upside the head with a ball pin hammer.

Serious! Some chicken for veggi.

That is a flip flop.

Flip flops are NOT shoes.

Ladies, please do not wear flip flops with skirts. Its not fashion. Its just bad.

ummmmmmmmmm, really?

11 I think buying those shoes insures if you ever run into her, you would both know she at least owes you a blowjob.

#18 Ball PEEN hammer, veggi. The dirtiest sounding tool in the toolbox, too.

I knew I'd get that wrong, but tools are for men and ugly fat girls.... so I don't mind getting that wrong.... but thanks nonetheless neo.

I'd like her to bend over and pretend she's my center.

#23 ;-)

That's a real beauty; and she dates only White guys, too. I can't find anything mean to say about her...

why is she not wearing her shoe line

Jimbo, are you getting ideas from 11?

Total tranny

I'm sure this bitch is used to having her shoes next to her ears.

I have lots of ideas. You really want some chicken?

how far away are you from me?

Does the fact that the single most, hottest boyfriend stealing supermodel on the planet is not wearing a bra not warrant mentioning, or is today, don't discuss visible boobies day?

This is awesome! It's like watching a rape being arranged online.

Where are you?

If her shoes don't have a minimum of 6" in heel, then they are as worthless as her!

@11 - She doesn't have big tits. She has average-sized tits. And the face of a man from Budapest.

She has millions of dollars...can't she get that god-awful ginormous dorsal hump on her nose rasped flat? That and her Adam's apple. On a "need to go" basis, they NEED TO GO

She's proof positive that men looking at Victoria Secret's NEVER look higher than tit level...cuz that face would shrivel a pecker like 42-degree water.

The only time men look higher than tit level is when they peek to see if they "accidentally" skeeted in the girl's eye.

(I guess that's 42 Fahrenheit #37)
I think GB's ok as long as she wears socks. Her toes still look like they could deal cards.

she's a man.

and any guy who likes her is obviously gay.

Look it the chick is PURE MANFACE.

Anyone who disagrees with this and makes a big fuss saying she's not is proving to be one of two things

1) A man faced girl herself who feels the need to defend Miss Mansie Model because they take attacks against her are as a personal reflection of their own manliness.

2) Some idiot fuck who can't pick the right kind of girls to jack off and has jized cups and cups over this girl and now feels their sexuality is in question because people point out that the girl they've slapped it to oh so many times looks a lot like a man in a wig with little hard half grapefruits.

Whenever this model comes up SO MANY people mention how much she looks like a dude, which never happens with other supermodels so it's obviously a stone cold fact.

Accept it and the fact that you are either a shemale or gay.
Not there's anything wrong with that.

she's got some massive fucking man feet. Most chicks don't take a size 13 shoe.

Wow, Gisele is so beautiful and natural! that is one girl who bairley wears any make up. She is just naturally beautiful!

#40 I didn't see your post until I posted my comment.
Thank you for being a genius.

barely, with an a-i-r-l-e-y

#42 Exactly I have noticed that sooooo many times.
That's what happens when your a giant, you need giant feet to support your body.

Clearly these chicks are superhot in Victoria Secret mags but in real life when these amazonian bitches get all dressed up they are around 6'2" in their massive man sized heels and that looks even wierder than some minature like Eva Longoria. A certain percentage of women in the world are of the beautiful barbie variety, so lots of chicks are as hot as these girls and have amazing faces and great bods they just weren't tall enough to model. What these women have that makes that other hotties don't is height, that's it Oh and giant feet.

Although these women look good ideally women are supposed to look dainty and last time I checked guys like being taller than their ho's.

shouldn't she be at least wearing the shoes she's suppose to be selling? jeez. oh wait, you say they're ugly as fuck & you don't want to wear them Gisele? makes sense now.

My god. Those shoes are hideous.

She has a face that looks like a foot, so I guess it makes sense.

Nice body, ugly face!

By the way, Gisele has already had a nose job. This, her new nose, is much narrower with a more defined tip. It's subtle, but much better than before. There's only so much you can do (since she got it after she was already in the public eye for a while) if you don't want to be known as a poster girl for plastic surgery.

Hmmm, she said she's not pregnant and does not plan to be pregnant... but she did not say that she "hadn't been pregant". Thats PR speak folks for she got a brazillian baby tug, or abortion for you midwesterners. Of course the church does not condone abortions. The Vatican stands firmly behind its belief that all women should either take a cream pie or swallow. Shalom niggas

Dear God, someone please put this ugly man skank out of business. Please. Someone come along and do it. I never want to see her ugly face anywhere again I feel the world who hires her is mad. Stomp Jesus I said stomp that bitch with those very motherfucking hideous sandals.
In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit,
Amen.

dude...26 years old is the perfect time to have a child..

Helloooooo abortion!

She's about as hot as Fergie...which is not hot at all.

#30 & #39 but can she deal cards with her feet next to her ears? "Bubbles" can....

Oh c'mon...you all know you'd like to suck that little titty until the whole thing goes into your mouth...then, slide your chubby into her anal cavity where only few have been before.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#54 - dude, 26 years old is the perfect time to have a child if you don't have very high goals and ambitions for your life.

i'm with you, number 8. what's with the "star" tattoo that every tool and hip chick on the planet wears now. i don't get it.

her body is smokin but her face is broken. she probably has a clit the size or a vienna sausage.

#59

i think Saera meant that 26 is a perfect time to have a bastard baby by a multimillionaire footballer because hey, when will you ever snag another one of those again?

#61 - lol. Very True - Anytime's the right time if you're gonna do that.

Those shoes are ugly and useless, just like her. And nice wrist stamp from last night's club dalliance. She couldn't even bother to shower for her big important fucking hoof launch?

@ #18

It's a ball PEEN hammer, for peening, decoratively shaping, metal.

I'd have Tom's babies in a second if I were her.

She's only 26? Really? Doesn't she look more like she's 36?!

giselle is a liar....she's not 26...seriously wtf?!?.... she's way past that age, (models lie abt age because od their "career") she's already in her thirties

#64, #22 already corrected #18...seewhatimsayin? :) Good definition though.