Mar 7 2007Fergie wears bikini, confuses mind

Oh, to just be that string. Now for her ass, but for yummy Josh.

"Yeah Ferg, you did a pretty good job tucking, but you gotta really tape the shit out of your sack. See, when I pull up your thong like this, I can still see a little. And dude, learn how to wipe your ass."

Okay, so some pictures... she's hot... Some pictures she's just nasty. I'm so confused.

3IRD

i thought men didn't wear bikini tops?? i'm sooooo confused

i don't know, the dude has a pretty grim look on his face, like he thinks he might have to dig something out using his fingernail.

so...HOT!

No,,ok then 4TH

"Um...honey...I think I found the meth..."

JDLTC?

Nobody cares what number you are. Give it up.
I'm number 1 and will always be no matter what. This is only the internet.
Fergie creeps me out. Something not right about her...
Oh, and um...I found these notes on how to cure cancer on my way to pick up a bagel.
Lucky day, no???

was she born with her ass on her face and her face on her ass?

in other news, lindsay lohan still has the best coke in hollywood. still waiting on those pictures....

What's with the weird titty/armpit flab above her boobs in picture 6? Is she trying to turn into a wolf with multiple teets?

I guess I am the only person who doesnt find her unattractive. I dont get what all the man jokes are about. She has lovely lady lumps.

The fact that all four of Fergie's humps are bursting out of her Kohl's youth division bikini doesn't take attention away from the fact that her face is less feminine than her boyfriends.

I think the only person in history who has ever looked more masculine than her is Hulk Hogan, and that was only in his prime.

That's fergilicious, I wouldn't mind introducing her to my good friend 'dirty sanchez'.

Why are they sunbathing on the side of the road??? Can't they find a BEACH in sunny California?

Yeah.. her entire body is confusing. Its like all her fat goes to her boobs & armpits.. there is like an overload of stuff going on up there. Her face looks relatively normal in these pictures.. except for the fact that she has about 38283 earings in her one ear?? Oh and her porn star nails are really classy.

I would eat her ass till tomorrow morning

alex, you're site sucks

@14

Yes, she DOES have lovey lady lumps. It's her face that is so very Elephant Man-esque that is the problem. Call me old fashioned, but butterfaces just don't cut it as far as I'm concerned.

"Eventually I gave up and cured cancer instead, but unfortunately lost all my notes on my way to get a bagel."

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That same thing happened to me last week. Oh well.

nice legs, nice ass, good chest & waist

classic butt'ah

She's got a nice ass, but that poor guy is trying to convince himself he didn't just see a bug moving. He had assumed that the "tickle" thing during anal was some freaky trick she had learned.

She's the prime example of a "butterface".

Check out those claws! She must've gotten her nails done in Brooklyn or something.

"BUTTAH!"

I still don't even know who this freak is, it's like the whole world decided she was famous while I was sleeping.

Im going to propose everytime someone wants to post pictures of Fergie they place little smiley faces over her head to prevent penis confusion. And her body is hot!

That is a nice ass... And proves that "from behind" is the only view of Fergie that one can see and not want to barf... I'd bend it over and tap it....

Her boobs appear to double-over in some pics. Quadboobs?

If you think Fergie is hot then that must be because you're used to ugly women.

Who cares about her face. Bury her head in a pillow and go to town on that ass. I could spend hours back there...it's like Disneyland!

I don't know what gay planet most of you are from but this pic is hot.

He thinks he saw a black-eyed pea.

Cover up her face, and she is top notch. That body can't be denied. I would be in that like Oprah in a cookie jar.

Who is everyone kidding? If Fergie walked up to any guy and dropped to her knees, nobody would stop her. There are plenty of ways to get around that face. 1)roll her over. 2) bend her over 3)put a Richard Nixon mask on her.

so...an asspic of a hideously manly girl is hot...i'd say the gay planet is named 2BUD.

"If Fergie walked up to any guy and dropped to her knees, nobody would stop her."

wrong scenario - she'd have to stick her butt through a hole in a curtain that's absolutely guaranteed not to get any bigger.

What the frick is on her left ankle in the second pic? Seriously, what is that!

If you saw Fergie in a room full of transgendered patients, you'd say she's one of the better looking trannies, and almost convincing. That's it. You can't just x-out the fact that she looks like a dude. It would still count as your first homosexual experience (or second or 53rd, doesn't matter, we're not here to judge).

I'm gonna do some taxadministration,that's more exciting than looking to these pics.

#26 lol - it's funny because it's true

"Look honey, by adjusting the tension back here, i can play a tune when you fart"

As someone who has met Fergie, I just want to say that I think it's extremely insensitive to refer to her as a man. It's just not funny.

I asked her...and she said that she preferred the term Transgender.

Armpit Tits are H-O-T.

"Fergie, honey, just what exactly did you mean when you said you dress on the left?"

Fergie is a typical girl who worked herself up to the top,probably with the help of her ass.

"Does this penis make my butt look big?"

I don't know who the hell this woman is, but she must be rich. In the first picture, if you look carefully, the man is pulling money out of her ass.

I'm wondering how she got rid of her piles...

"Honey? Honey? My eyes are killing me. Could you lay face down? Thanks."

Either that guy has a lot of money or he mesmerized her with a shiny object. I guess it could be both.

When is she going to take that halloween mask off?

"No, honey, you're fine, there's no sunburn except maybe on your ... what the fuhh ...scrotum?!"

Fergie is a tranny clown!

#8 & 53- Ha!
Definitely wouldn't bang that face to face, but I'd bang her so hard from the back that she' piss herself ...
Wait, she doesn't need my help to make her piss herself. Never mind.

Most of the people here are just homos.

Chick is bangin'.

^^

I so hope that you were standing next to a barnyard witnessing chicken sex when you said that.

This bitch is fugly.

i just wanna play with her tits. holy God i have hard-on from those!

Queen of the butterfaces. Hands down. Or face down, preferably.

"What the????? Uh, Ferg, hon, you're prairie doggin'."

I know complimentary posts are BORING, but I think she looks pretty good. GREAT ass =0

Especially to be 97.

yeah it is confusing. and mostly i think she is really not attractive. but look at that ass! i gotta say, it looks really, really appetizing...

I want to play with her tits too. I'll flap her arms to make farting noises the next time they slide into her armpits.

Now for something new:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/03/07/
ap/entertainment/main2543005.shtml

Rosie says that the Columbine HS incident depressed her, & she's been fucked up ever since.

Anyone want to believe that?

By pulling her string the guy must be suffering from rabies now...

I'd hit it.

String/thong,ok bitches?

Why is it that girls with busted faces have all the nice bodies? It's not fair.

YEA BUT THOSE TITS, GUYS, COME ON. I AM IMAGINING ALL SORTS OF FUN THINGS TO DO WITH THOSE!

The guy doesn't look the smartest one to me.Fergie probably told him to pull her thong and when he did she made a big fart...Nasty ugly bitch.

Hey folks if you don't like to do taxadministration or any other administration.Just do like me,just do the administration while posting comments.It works very well.from now on,taxguys,you'll have your money and information on time and don't have to send me reminders anymore...I hope.

Up close she looks like a tranny.- Tina Fey

#2, #47...LMAO

Nothing quite says "I Love You" like pulling a bikini wedgie out from your beloved's asscheeks.

WOW...that is one FINE turd-cutter!

Tomorrow maybe two hours more and i'm done.Thank you Superficial for helping me through my administrative work for now.If i was at te moment next to you,i would pull your thong to show you some love.

Yeah too bad about that face. Most men probably do not even notice that she has a head.

#64

i make it my strict policy at this site not that anyone really gives 2 smelly shits either way

to not respond to off-topic topics for a given topic

but that link provided was just too funny

that was the most uproarious collection of bullshit and lies i've encountered this month

has rosie the man-girl ever been honest for 11 consecutive seconds in her/its/their entire life??

yeah, the number of clouds outside determine whether she is depressed or not

not waking up believing herself to be a woman,
and then looking in the mirror and seeing an uglier tony soprano staring back

Butterface, armpit tits....I have some new ammunition.

Definitely a brown bagger.

I'd say hot, but I still hate her.

You don't fuck the face...well, sometimes but let's not get technical.

She looks like fun to be around.

The literal meaning of "Butt Floss"

Okay so maybe she doesn't have a penis....anymore but she still has a man face. The sad thing is you can tell she/he thinks she/he is hot. The only way she would be hot is if everyone squinted while looking at her and ignored the fact that she had a penis.

She can look good and she can look like shit, I am with you Suirra....

Man you are nuts, that ass looks tasty!!

I can't believe everyone is talking about Fergie and not that gas pump of a guy she's with. What is up with that? I'm balancing this post out. He's a fat slob. If she let's him sleep with her, it should be in a doggy bed at the foot of the bed while chewing on his arm bone. eew.

so seriously guys. Why are you all pretending to have high standards. I think that out of all the girls that i've slept with she might rank in the middle, but who cares. She has a decent body, and a decent face. If I had a nickel for every time I banged an ugly girl, I'd have a shitload of nickels. The point is, I don't regret any of it. Ugly girls get nasty.

Those tittywrinkles are a sign of a bad sag.

Those are some nasty quatro boobs and a strong manly stomach.
In my opinion, he only hits it from the back.

Ok I like Fergie but what's up with the creases between her arm pits & boobs???

her body is nothing great...why do guys like her so much?

More...and better pics at celebbeach.com

Re: #64- NO. If that's true, then what's her excuse for her behavior *pre*-Columbine?

Oh, about Fergie- SAME NO APPLIES.

I think her body is amazing, but she needs a bathing suit that fits!

This makes about as much sense as Ryan Reynolds dating Alanis Morrisette. The two hottest guys alive, and this is the best they can do?

take a hint fergie. the man likes the thong better

I'm so turned on, I could piss myself. Actually, better leave that to Fergie.

How old is she anyway??? She looks like shes at least 45 or so... kinda late to be cutting tracks & vids.. At that age your washed up and spit out unless your Madonna.

Its amazing what makeup can do for some of these women.

Way to go Fungi...

god, she's very wrecked...but then again, most movie stars / celebs without makeup look pretty bad