Mar 14 2007Fergie too drunk to fly

Was she with yummy little Josh?

ha ha hope she never gets on another plane again !

# 2 its beats to be unemployed

"All passengers who are hopped on meth, drunk and smell of piss please report to the blue courtesy incinerator, repeat, BLUE courtesy incinerator, thank you"

what happened to the FRIST, ya'll?

that was the best part!

How can they tell any emotion or physical ailments with Froggie? She always has the same fucking expression anyway.

wtf with the fucking corn chip nail tips?

and how much for the Cherokee? low miles?

At least she cares about her figure (*Snickers*)

She was so drunk she forgot to put on makeup and they mistook her for Courtney Love.......

Check out that holster she's wearing. You know you have an alcohol problem when you need to have 4-5 bottles strapped to you just to take a walk.

Who's the bulldyke in blue? Major michelle rodriguez aggresso-vibe.

Look at her sneer.

she always has these contraptions with her when she works out.

Wonder if she pisses herself on a plane like she does on stage.......

why is she doing yoga on the side of the highway? in L.A.? thats like smoking a cigarette while you workout.

How long will it be before the first bleeding heart commie gets pissed because superfish guy enjoys punching little girls through walls?

i'm fergali-ghtlkhuhf,khuffff- i make them boys go ro-couggghhhlhllllllllll *vomits*

biatcho!! where have you been all my life?

@8 i dont think too many ppl will mistake fergie for courtney love. maybe her twin or her ugly sister or something, but not the real courtney. courtney love STAYS drunk.

by the way fish, how come you weren't at the airport when fergie was there? you could have punched HER through a wall

#4 I AM FRIST!!!
She's an idiot. Everyone knows you don't board a plane when you're intoxicated. You wait til the plane takes off and THEN you down a fifth of Jack. Duh!!!!

@12 hahahahaha! (almost dead laughing) maybe she does but we just dont know it til she freely tells us about it later.

zip it, shack. you ugly little puppy dog.

Josh is one lucky, lucky, man. Just imagine waking up next to this stinky drunken iguana looking thing every morning, when she's(?) without make-up.

Was she drunk or just too damn manly?

oh, biatcho. i love it when you talk to me like that. i think i just wet my pants. will you sniff them and tell me if its piss or not?

She was so drunk she had to sit down to pee.

Fergie makes my penis go loco while she's working on her fitness.

Fergie as in the little Meth addict, not Fergie Dutchess of Pork?

Barbadoslim...did I mention I'm in love with you <3

Fergie looks so freakin rough! and what she's like 31 or something? Holy crap her face looks like she is in her 40's (AT BEST). I'll bet she has an assistant whose only job is to hang back stage and scrap the caked makeup out of her face wrinkles in between songs.

Fergie is the only known cure for those suffering from permanent erection problems.

100% guaranteed to never return.

I love reading Biatcho's twisted expressions of her forbidden attraction to schack.

I'm glad those shorts aren't TOO short...we might see her balls and dick.

I didn't like my last post (#30), so let me try again:

The pictures don't show it, but later down the road she took out her pocket knife and cut a dickhole in those shorts for ventilation.

Thanks, I feel better now.

lmao-#29- she is a feisty one.

31. much better. but that's before she peeled her dick off her nuts, and her nuts off her inner-thighs, to let them airdry.

that For Sale sign should be posted above her snatch

Fergie drunk and raving?
This sounds like a job for everybody's favorite superhero -- Chuck Norris!

"She was falling all over the place and had to be supported."
So how'd they know she was drunk?

Hey shack, I had to ask your sister to sniff your drawers for you because she looked a little lonely... oddly enough she said they reak of anal ease. I, myself, am shocked that she actually knows what that smells like.

I'd be drunk all the time if I had to see that face everytime I looked in the mirror.

how can i smell like it if i don't even know what it is?

damnit. i knew my roommates had a cockeyed look. what have they done to me?

oh you're such a waste of time, it's no fun arguing with you.

we're not arguing. and, btw, i was just throwing you a bone.

that was a pretty lame comeback to my pithy piss comment.

i'm sure anal ease is lube, and i'm sure it smells like plastic. i'm saving my ass for marriage, though, so i wouldn't really know.

well, I am hungover so I am a little off.
But let me take some lessons from you the self proclaimed "witty one"... may I borrow one of your psych 101 textbooks (or whichever one you are not using for a term paper at the moment)so I can use a ton of psychobabble terms mixed in with a bunch of sayings I have seen on TV & Film over the years and then call myself "witty & funny"?

i actually found a really good article about the unabomber, written by a couple of guys at the university of aberdeen, which is explicitly against psychobabble. i can send you the link.

and p.s. i never said i was funny. and where else are saying supposed to come from?

are you an alchi?

no, alchoholics can handle their booze.

meant CAN"T handle their booze. oy.

ummm. so you can or you can't? and what does it mean to 'handle one's booze?'

Hey, schack, could you possibly shut your fucking yap for a few minutes? Try eating some Bit 'o Honeys or some shit....Jesus Christ. I'd hate to hang with you amped up on coke.

uuummmm, huh? I fell alseep from the boredom.

does your boss know that all you do all day is come on this website to try to be down with folks half your age?

what are you doing here, anyway? g'on to the next post, mommy

i hear the voices in my head, i swear to god, it sounds like a story, and if you're bored, then you're boring

#24, shnots kame out of my nose reading that, i was trying to keep the laughter in but instead shnooties came out of my nose, eeeek , my boss gave me an extremely disturbed look , eeeek

hey schack, do your "friends" know that you come to this website all day to make yourself feel like your witty? And what are you doing here, dear little half-witted one? Hmmmm?? Am I to assume you don't have a job? Or do you have a job but it's okay for YOU to post here all fucking day but not for anyone else? So which is it, are you a hypocrite or an unemployed loser fuckhead? Or are you studying at some bullshit liberal arts college hoping to get your B.A. in some retarded useless field, like history? Pussy.

Soooo the multiple personalities explain your desperate need for attention by posting every other comment in every thread. Makes sense now. God, I'd rather rub shit through my hair than have to talk to you on a daily basis.

Threads have become a little err...shacktastic, lately.

whoaaaaaaaaa. i get a little food and come back to THIS.

you don't HAVE to talk to me at all.

and i am getting a degree in some field that will only ever be useful to me, and that's in accepting my ultimate uselessness.

thought so....just your everyday run of the mill jackoff.

wow, you're a fast eater. Did you even chew it? You must be fat.

schack--is that what you live in?

i am fat. i'm REALLY fat. i'm so fat i can't even walk. and i don't chew. ever. i blend and slurp.

you wanna see a video of me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvWnMSJOYLc

it's in german, which i would't expect you to understand, but i'm sure you'll get the gist.

I don't really see any people talking to you ever. YOU, however talk to everyone

BINGO... Slim got it!

I feel like Herbie Frog is one of your multiple personalities. And Lamebananas. And possibly SJTLQ.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

HOW CUTE

Oh by the way, I feel super dumb because I can't understand Nazi lingo. Wow, you must be proud of yourself. So does Nazism run in the family? Is this why you feel so superior to everyone who studies other languages besides German?

hah. german=nazi. how long did the math for that one take you?

i speak brazilian portuguese too.

and i wouldn't feel superior to native anglophones who speak chinese or japanese. i can't even imagine.

"how long did the math for that one take you?" I see you haven't mastered English yet.

oh, well, i'll never MASTER any language

yeah yeah yeah....everyone is fucking fluent in 15 fucking languages here. whatever. try again. What else? you're rich, you're a Rhodes Scholar, you drive a solid gold ferrari....blah blah blah blah....same shit, different asshole.

if i were rich, why would i apply for a Rhodes Scholarship?

I shit solid gold ferrari's.

and speaking 3 languages is really kind of pathetic for most non-americans

Oh yeah, we're dealing with a regular fucking Mensa member here.....

i'm serious. go to europe, most people speak at least 4, and really, really well.

i didn't say i was fluent.

I'm getting monster Deja Vu, didn't we already have this exact same exchange with juliawhatsherface, wasn't she fluent in 500 languages and dialects plus she also spoke Plutonian.

Barbado--We did, but I'm sure Ghoulia didn't look at the Rhodes Scholarship program as a PEL Grant, though. Maybe she did, she was pretty much an ignorant douchebag, too. this place needs to be like cleansed of morons. Kinda like an ethnic cleansing, but not of ethnic groups....like an intellect cleansing? Yeah, that's it, it needs a good intellectual enema.

i think rich people shouldn't apply for scholarships, even if they are qualified to recieve them, especially in a country whose government fails to use its tax dollars wisely. cut their taxes so that other people can't afford school, and they're gonna apply for a rhodes while they're raking it in? that's stupid.

guess your cleansing idea should include you too. you and your torn-up wasted mom junk.

If you Euros hadn't all lost so many wars, you wouldn't NEED to speak so many languages.

Mensa indeed, and now that I remember we haven't had a southern down home style Superficial gangbang here since Ghoulia stopped comin'...

No, it shouldn't. I had to re-read your horseshit three times before I could understand what in the fuck you're saying. Jesus Christ....where in the fuck do people like you breed? Is there a fucking moron factory somewhere that mass produces absolutely irretrievably stupid people on some sort of infinity loop? Fuck the flu, there's a pandemic of idiocy. Jesus jumped up fucking tap dancing Christ!

#79)I think you must be Catholic because i always thought Jezus and Christ are the same.

I must admit to being amused by our recently arrived scholar's attempts at wit and college course induced verbosity.

However, when you step out into the real world you'll realize those will be good for exactly two things, one is Jack and the other is Shit.

I speak from experience

Lebanese/Mexican...ya right...What kind of people are Mexican?don't they have to work?

#80 - actually Catholics are forbidden, by one of the 10 Commandos, from using the term Jesus Christ. Can't take thy lord's name in vain.
With that being said & being raised a Catholic myself, I prefer Jesus Cocksucking Christ.

I'm a Catholic and it is written that Jesus was one hell of a fucking tap dancer.

Actually i'm a bit disappointed you aren't a real Moslima because that would be interesting.But i guess you know more about this then me anyway.

If you re-read the Bible replacing "tap dancing" everytime it says "God" it makes for a much smoother read.

Like, John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was [tap dancing}, and the Word was with {tap dancing}.

Just sayin'

#81 Oy, I'm not amused, just bored - and in between posting Unabomber shit we also have schack's True Confessions: "i'm tired of the foreplay, and i'm looking for someone else who is. and i look here because i think alot of my university compatriots are not really interested in learning anything. universities have become places where frustrated people make up "lingo" to keep their ideas unintelligible to people whom they subsequently ridicule for not understanding."
Talk about looking for love in the all the wrong places...ever heard of Match.com?? Maybe Ghoulia's got an ad there and you two could hook up.

Well,i saw him already there but looks a bit to hairy for me.I rather go for somebody less hairy.

What? Oh, yeah. Fergie. Fergie's ugly as hell.

#89)That's for sure i agree with you.

I dont get it, how sober to you have to be to fly? She wasn't the pilot!

I can't fly sober, it freaks me out.

All I have to say is:

T to the R to the A, N,N,Y fergies a tranny
Hit Fergie:
Everytime I gather around brothers are looking me up and down trying to see if I'm man. Now I ain't trying to round up drama lil mama I'm just trying to compare sizes with your man!!!!

Too drunk to fly?

Fergie really is a fun girl! I want to be part of entourage. Cast me as black, white, yellow or brown. Make me a man, woman or rodent. I want to be there. With her. On meth.

And very, very drunk.

"What you gon' do with all that frump?
All that frump inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you drunk off my frump...

They say I'm really elderly,
The boys they really scared of me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Starin' at my frump, frump.
Gawkin' at my man bump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my dick boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my frump..."

happy steak and blow job day

The same thing happened to me recently on a flight back from Vegas to LA, only I didn't get angry. I just walked back to the bar and told the bartender he owed me cab fare to LA for over serving me. He gladly paid the $1950. I think the gun may have helped my cause. I also screwed his wife out of revenge. Revenge is better for ones health than anger.

#96- $1950 for a cab ride from Vegas to LA.
Sounds like you got a pretty good deal.

My drunk...My drunk...My lovely lady drunk! S to the K-U-N-K-Y...Skunkylicious! So Drunkylicious!
You hafta love it! I wonder if her bladder was "sweating" again as she bitched out non-drunk people making an honest living?

TED, maybe you should hook-up with Skange...she lives a very interesting invented life, also. Since Brad Pitt has been completely emasculated, maybe you can have some imaginary sex with him, too!

a caller to Scott Mills on Radio 1 last night claimed to be sitting close to Fergie on a Virgin Atlantic flight from LA to the UK this week so I guess she made it eventually.

she has a large penis tucked away there somewhere, i swear!

I don't get it, was she attempting to fly the plane herself? How does any one get "too drunk" to sit on a plane?

The last but one pic is scary.
Really.
I think she has the legs of an hormone-fed Hulk.
And with those sunglasses she looks like Robocop.

#10 Yeah? You gonna show us your legs? I think she's working out, not putting on a pound every three months like you.

Who the fuck is Fergie?