Mar 19 2007Fergie is very feminine

HAHAHAHAHAHA. CarrotTop is everywhere these days!

Huh? and she's worthy of attention how?

In the third picture she is answering the reporter's question, "Fergie how many testicles do you have?"
And from the bulge in her jeans we can see that she "dresses right."

You should have given us a NSFW warning. These pics will cause nausea.

LOL, CarrotTop, I thought the exact same thing. Maybe they are brothers?

Butter-"Scotch"-Face

dear GOD

hey, my lips look like i spray-painted leeches pink and stuck them onto my face. hey, like, do you think i should get fatter leeches, or just let these ones keep sucking?

I wonder how many metal detectors her store bought body parts light up?

Oh yummy, yummy Josh. What are you thinking? What bewitching has that thing placed upon you to make you love her so?

You "guys" are really funny today. I wonder what all the pigs you guys are sleeping with look like. If any of you guys have a better looking girlfriend than upload a pic and post a link to the site. No one will, cause your all sleeping with pigs.

I'm at work and I'm bored. Quit posting crap like this. I don't give a rats ass about this talentless foot cramp. Now, if she were to pull out an umbrella and start whacking people, maybe shave her head or flee rehab, then maybe I could keep myself from falling asleep on my keyboard 17 times in an hour.
Btw, I hate the band Hinder. No relevance, just sayin'.

Fergie had to suck alot of dick to get those hideous lips...either that or she was born a tranny. who knows? maybe the "Fergalicious" thing will come out with another album and on the cover its gonna have a picture of her jumping out of an airplane facedown and a tequilla bottle flying out of her hand spilling its contents. oh, what a joy that would be if it were to REALLY happen in life...then again, all the ugly celebrities in this world have to live. the horror...the HORROR!!!

i wouldn't want to wake up to that face

imran karim

OH GOD, I'M SUING ANTI-CLOWN MEDIA!!! I'VE GONE BLIND.

Nice RACK!!! Now just put a bag over her head. Well maybe cut a hole where the mouth is

hey frist... what's up. i'm bored too. i was about to make smoothies, but i lost the top to the blender is at my boytoys' and he stayed up till 7AM typing, so he's asleep. so now i'm hungry and bored, and eating plain yogurt with a knife.

how was your weekend?

CAN SOMEONE ANSWER THIS FOR ME BTW...
WHAT DOES NSFW MEAN?
sorry if im "late" come on now! i work everyday. i can't keep up with the latest slang

hah, Jimbo. hah.

you're so close, naughty

@19 thanx. now i know im square

They say that facial lips are analogous (in size/shape) to vulva lips.

Fergielicious.

I just jizzed on my screen.

Ugly is as ugly does
and ALL you jerks are ugly
on the inside

She might not look all that but she probably fucks like a mink

17 NOT SAFE FOR WHACKINGoff

#25. thanx. now i REALLY kno im square. lol

21- who says that?

Just kidding - It means "not safe for work" =)

But Fergie is SOOOO not safe for whackingoff - Keep that in mind #22 !

Who the fuck is the white guy dressed like Bruce Lee behind her

"Oh, fuck you round eye!!!!"

@28 thanks alot. i will keep you in my thoughts for future referralls to the anti clown media...if superfish ever calls me back...you know, he's a one-night-stander. lol

Looks like somebody borrowed her "lipstick" from Parasite.

Only, the tube marked "lipstick" was actually Valtrex for Lips™...in magenta.

24 - I'm pretty sure you meant minx, I would hope she doesn't fuck like a pint sized weasel. I mean, don't get me wrong, those minks can really lay it down, but it's just not much of a mainstream simile. I'd put it in the category of good family entertainment - national geographic style.

Hi Schack!!! NSFW-not suitable for work

alex?

"They" - you know. The "they" that say everything.

"It has been suggested that female lips are seen as sexually attractive because they mimic the appearance and sexual swelling of the labia of the vulva, and that the lips are therefore a secondary sex characteristic."

All I know is that the few naked women I've seen naked in my life - from changing clothes or being in saunas - the lips matched the lips. A chick with pouty lips has big vulva lips and vice-versa.

This being said, Taylor Dane frightens me. =(

LOL @ Nsomniac .. "those minks can really lay it down" HA

oh, right, THEM

well, i doubt the correlation works when your lips are pumped full of collagen, or when they aren't even lips, but spray-painted leeches, right?

not "too" bitter, eh number 10?

Sorry the traumatic experience of losing your virginity has persisted so long, or whatever it was that caused the needle-dick to break your heart (i.e. "IsItIn"). (probably that totally uncalled for insult about the smell from "down there".)

Yeah we're all pigs, with pig girlfriends/wives, boyfriend/husbands because, gee, no-one's as cool and pretty and special as you. We'll all be sure to upload our personal information and photos to the psychos that abound around.

p.s. don't forget your meds.

"...they mimic the appearance..."
so, what you're saying is "If she has a cold sore..."
Damn, that only leaves one hole.

Nice nails.

37 - True. I bet Paris has those thin wafer wrinkly little fuckers (to match her face birdlips). Oh, wait. We've seen them. She does.

39 - Actually the mouth and the asshole ARE one hole. It just has a little distention from one end to the other. So kissing the mouth is like tonguing the asshole, really. Except that there's more bacteria in the mouth.
*Deep Thoughts by Holly Handy*

oh whatever, is if every one of you couldn't be made to look like a diseased, plastic idiot with the right photograph. i'm on her side ever since we got to see so much of her hot ass a week or so ago. as far as i'm concerned, she gets a pass until we get visual evidence that that ass has given out...

#10 - the people commenting on here aren't sleeping with anyone.

Josh is so much pretteir than Fergie. She looks like a 40-year-old Lohan in those pics

holy-mutha!

she looks freakin BEAT! she cant be serious with that horrible outfit, those jeans, that jackets, that hat, that purse... YUCK! freakin sick ass bitch. and her lipstick, disgusting! and is she serious with those domino inspired nails?

41...and the mouth doesn't smell like poop

in that first pic on the lower left, she looks like jack nicholson when he played the joker in batman. only her skin is white, hers is orange.

#43, exactly my point, #38 is probably sleeping with the in laws. That is the only he/she is getting any.

Hm....slow news day? I had to do actual WORK for a while, and I come back and we're on the same post!!! We're gonna have a problem here....
Is it martini time yet?

It looks like "isitin" has not been laid in a long time. You can always go buy a dildo "isitin" Wait, I think her name say it all. What ever is fucking her must have a 2 inch dick and she has a 12 foot twat. That would explain the bitterness

That's what meth does to your face. She should be an anti-drugs spokesmodel.

she was on meth?

broke down tranny

That second picture of her scared the shit out of me, literally. Then I threw up on myself, poured gasoline over my head and struck a match. The fire department here has like, a 30 second response time so they put me out pretty quickly, but now I have to type this with the charred bone of my one remaining finger. Thanks Fergie, you bitch.

I can't believe that Vandersloot dude is behind her.

didn't that lipstick color go out of 8th-grade-style in like, 1996?

I can't stand this cunt and her shitty-ass group! I liked her better when she was peeing her pants...

I would seriously not be surprised if it turned out she wasn't even human. This fergie thing is a walking drug bag, someone would have to wrap her in a condom and swallow her to enter another country!

#17 NSFW = not suitable for viewing

#29 You fucking douchebag. Bruce Lee is a God. May a thousand trolls park their drug infested carcasses at your crib if you ever compare a lame doorman to Bruce Lee again.

I can't comment on Fergie. Biker Trannys who wear some Barbie lipstick they stole do not turn me on or inspire me to great thoughts.

35. What do "they" say about a woman with a chin like an ass? Do you have enough sauna experience to form a statistical inference?

46. Unless you're the "real" RichPort. That fucker probably tongues more ass than my dog.

On topic, not to state the obvious, but Josh D. and Ryan S. share a common affinity, the cock. Bitch is a beard.

So who is this Fergie dude again ?? Was he in Bon Jovi or something ???

She was born for porn.

Here's what she was thinking when she put on that toilet mildew colored lipstick.
"Ok I'll wear this of lipstick that won't leave any color on his penis but will still look like I made the effort to put my face on for him, even though he never notices because he never looks me in the eyes... I think it's because he's shy... ya that must be why he always pushes my head under the covers."

For the Dickshits who are getting upset because we are trashing this pigface where do you live; Trannylane? Because where I live every damn day I see better looking chicks than this uggo, honestly we are not even being superficial on this one, the girl's a D-O-G, she literally looks like a bulldog, the ugly one that no one wanted. It's not even that funny, she is just a 'lights off do her from behind butt ugly kind of girl'. In other words she is a DUNST, with a decent body.

And for the love of candy could people just please stop using the "why don't you post your pictures" argument. Fuck! Look morons odds are some of the people here are hot or are doing hot people ok get over it. As #38 pointed out why in god's name would we share our private life with all crazies and full on psychos in Internetland. Even though for some of us it would shut you the fuck up which I would really love to do but, it just isn't worth it. In any case most of us are here to make fun of the losers who sold their souls and their privacy for something as vapid and worthless as fame only to be constantly ridiculed and hated so why would be stupid enough to buy into the attention craving ‘look at me’ behavior of celebrities. Sorry to burst any bubbles but there a lot of hot non-famous people.

By the way when people get all upset over a post insulting some famous loser it tells us that they or a loved one resembles or is way uglier the person we are bashing and only ugly people use the "post your pictures line" it screams of pathetic insecurity. You know the saying;
Misery, which is the feeling of being fat and ugly, loves company.

schack - there might be some mouths out there that smell like poop ..like the mouths of tourists out in Tijuana for three days living on tequila worms.. I bet they taste like poo

richport - I haven't gathered sauna experience on chin-butts; I was clearly pre-occupied with matching face lips to labia. DAMMIT.. I KNEW I'd miss something important in my data log

MY EYES!!!!

Theyyyy burn!!! :(

She is the offspring of Chuck Norris and a grizzly bear.

When did the "orange skin" phase start, and more importantly, when will it end? People need to take their cues from Scarlett Johanson or Jennifer Love Hewitt, not Posh Spice and Jessica Simpson. White skin is hot, people, orange skin makes you think of Home Depot and Extreme Make-Overs.

Unfortunately in Fergie's case if you took off the paint it would make the The Exorcism look like Care Bears.

yeah this is disgusting. I always thought she looks gross though, even back in the black eyed peas when the camera barley stayed on her face for more than a split second, i could tell there was something NOT right..
Now..am I correct in thinking...that she once sold a story about how drug-abuse fucked up her face? Annnnd then plastic surgery fucked it up even more so? Or was that just rumours and she was born in the ugly tree hitting every branch on her damn way down?

Total tranny and Duhamel is a total homo.

Jocelyn Wildenstein, Jr.

Ribbit.

Fergie is ancient Gibberish for Smashed in Face with Club

17--Not Suitable For Work
70--big time. nice reference.

I think she wore those same pants with the metal bow detail on the back on Kid's Incorporated!

Whoever is giving this dyke fashion advice should be shot. Fake nails like dominoes, only in reverse? WTFF?
Is it just me, or is her chin implant in the first picture resembling a scrotum? I mean a normal scrotum, not Cisco's scrotum.
That way when Josh is slamming it into her throat, he gets that gay feeling of the meatballs bouncing against each other.

Fergie MIGHT appear somewhat mannish, but I would be willing to overlook that if given the opportunity to lay her face-down and plow that dreamy butt until it gapes. Oh yeah, I'd also make her gag on the tootsie pole, it's not like she isn't used to these kind of treatment.

@10 I can picture it now : You staring at your "Fergie" poster that you got in "Teen Beat" .... tears streaming down your face. You put "Fergilicious" on, and sit down at the keyboard.How DARE anyone make fun of your hero!

Douchebag .

@74 Thanks. I had succeeded in blocking Cisco Adler's droopy nutsack from my memory ... until NOW that is ! Damn you !

Yeah. Geddy, Ugly girls have it tough.

Whenever I see a picture of Fugy Fug I just want to urinate. Not sure why

My god she's ugly, frickin tranny should never show her face again. Josh D. can do so much better than her.

Jiimbo has the nerve to diss Fergie when he just recently had sex with his pet gerbil.

What #2 said. Truth out.

Fergie needs to invest in paper bags, they work wonders and makes it easier on the general public.