Mar 22 2007Fergie encourages beggars

She encourages them to commit suicide when they see that dog-face up close.

Fuck Fergie, I'm more concerned with the fact that I bought that same overcoat looking short sleeved khaki thing a month ago and now I'm seeing it everywhere. Fuck.

i wonder who's most like to have recently peed their pants in this situation?

Also: Fuck PETA and their stupid ass smarmy airheaded advertisements. I hope they all die of nutrutional deficiencies.

Wow, beggars in London sure are a hell of a lot cleaner than they are in NYC. I mean, of course the ensemble of ugly clothes is a foul combination but it looks like she just bought them all off the rack from the Gap.

Wait, Libraesque, did you meet fergie and not share with us???

Oh shit... it's Manbearpig!

She's a bigfoot isn't she Gus

MY GOD who the f*%#@ wears two finger rings? Sure I could understand the 3" wide rope chain but the ring? Come on man stop the s#%+ already.

I saw this clip on the BBC.
The woman in the hoodie is apparently the original Fergie - the Duchess of York.
She wanted a free CD.

wwwwwhat the fuck is up with the wrinkles on her neck in the last pic... and is (s)he trying to convience him/her self that (s)he is a woman with those shoes? Jeeeezes H

Oh for the love of Jesus nailed on the cross! Which one is Fergie again?

my lord, i think i have seen welders use less eye protection.

maybe she is about to fix a wheel on the beggar's shopping cart or something.

when she went into the surgeons office she asked, "ok, i wanna look like i got run over by a mac truck on my face" and the doc says "wow, that would be a perfect look for you!" and there you go, tha'ts why she looks like she does

She needs to put a trenchcoat on her face.

Ribbit.

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Oh and I totally agree with #4. PETA Can fuck themselves.

I wonder who would win between Pink and Fergie in a "sword fight"...........

Does Fergie open that trench coat and show the homeless people her dick?

Welding is a very relaxing past time.

what the hell kind of coat is that? it's like a winter coat for the summer. if it's warm enough to wear short sleeves, then it's probably warm enough to forgo a coat. stupid bitch.

#3 Best comment on this site all week.

PETA is a new feminist organization, concieved as a response to the prevalence of really untactful internet anal penetration. People for the Ethical Treatment of Asses wants to educate people about how to properly engage in anal intercourse. It can be a wonderful experience, when properly executed.

Poor Fugley hates bloggers because they never have anything nice to say. Keep up the good work guys!

Oh, I forgot to add; she's still ugly.

Carry on...

what's with all the Fergie posts recently? She hasn't done ANYTHING that should warrent a story. yet this week we've had posts on her working out, how she looks and now that she gave money to a homeless person.

lets lay off until she hit somebody with her car or something good like that

Wait. Which on is the street person? The hoodie or the Cylon?

that biotch has my bag! fergie does not do balenciaga any justice.

Here is another one for the Fish to NOT give me credit for....

LoHo Mom is not a Party Mom....
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20070322/D8O1DBNG0.html

Sure... The cocaine is medicinal....

PS when I was in London all the homeless people had dogs. I asked my professor why and he explained that in London if you have a dog you can't be arrested for vagrancy.

bahhhhhhhh baaaaaaaaahhhhd baaad bad doggy

@23
I think it's just to piss her off because she hates bloggers.

#27... what a stupid loophole. all those dogs probably triple the vagrant-related problems

gross

@ #10

Now she's wishin’ that she didn’t wear those shoes. (She hates heels).
It’s like everytime she gets up on the dew,
Paparazzi put her business in the news.

She's Fergie Ferg and she love beggars long time.

Me being ashamed that I know those lyrics after the jump.

Fergie is an oxy-moron. There is no such thing as "classy ghetto".
And, what's the deal with the domino fingernails? It looks like something Britney would have done in rehab with a sharpie.

# 6 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

manbearpig...oh al gore!

and what's with the ugly clunky giant foot shoes?

She probably gave the beggar some fishbones and hard pieces of chips.At least it looks good in front of the camera.

How did she get to London? I thought she was too drunk to get on the plane...

I don't like her humps

How does someone so ugly get famous? She is fucking downright scary.

Insane-O-Eyes? I didn't know kindergarten got out so early. This site is going downhill fast.

Are Fergie's nails GOLD?! I mean, "here you little
homeless person and your homeless baby....let me stick my gold-plated nails into my $2000 bag and get you a fiver!"

Why isn't she in Rehab ? Don't she know that this is THE place to be seen this year ? Giving money is so old school !

Spaceman Spiff from Calvin & Hobbes! i knew i'd seen her somewhere before!

Those things are hideous! Isn't it some tenet of women's fashion that it is never a good idea to go with anything assymetrical on your face?
In pic #5, she is looking a little jowly.
Tranny!

#17 - liking that joke much! Thx for the funny.
#26 - sorry Pete, I posted the same article in the following LiLo posting. Nice to see someone else on the lookout for current news for the site.

Two words for her look ... Inspector Tranny!

Damn, I think the site is dying again. Super slow in posting.

That's not a homeless shitbag, it's her personal stylist.

ok, that person is obviously NOT a beggar. she's dressed in relatively nice clothes, she's holding a very clean infant, and she has a tommy hilfiger bag carrying all her baby stuff. tranny was just cooing over the baby.

I wonder if Josh Duhamel decided that her eye socket was the only reasonable orifice on her body to stick his dick into and those ginormo sunglasses are the only things that can cover it up?

Gotta love those hands of hers... They are at least 40 yrs. older than her. Maybe if she ditched the whole "greasy skank" thing, and kept better control of the herpes, she might someday turn out to be $5 rim-job material...

Isn't that woman holding a baby? I think Fergie is just oggling a cute baby.

Those glasses remind me of Hollywood off the movie Mannequin.

No wonder she's hiding her face behind those sunglasses.Otherwise the beggar would run away even if the donation would be a fresh fish'n chips.

i like her hair. i felt like saying something nice and it was the only thing i could think of....

Those sunglasses look like the Chloe ones that came out a few years ago. They look like a knock off version of them though.

I'd still like to bang her....if she's a woman.

WTF is "Insane-O-Eyes"???
U want write for shit!!!

Those sunglasses are so awesome!! It's like, one side is like, y'know, like BIGGER. Than the other. Side. Wow. It is. It's like really BIGGER on one side.

she looks really femine here, too.

That doesn't look like a begger at all, I mean I've never seen one dressed like that, plus, they tend to look dirty and smell like a huge decomposing ass

Her highlights are nice :)

I fucking DIED laffin@ Inspector Tranny :-))

someone remind me...which one is the homeless one again?

WOAHHHH the most ironic thing happened today...my dog shit on the rug today and i can say it was a striking resemblance to this fergie post

Maybe the beggar is paparazzi and Fergie paid her to get her face photographed.

members of PETA should be in the DSMR III - any of you geniuses have suggestions for treatment/cure??

#26 send your tips to Carpe Mundus - if they use them, they post your name with a thank you right up front. Decent. They did for me....and they email me back with funny stuff.

59: LMAO! "Inspector Tranny" - should be a TV show or at least a cartoon. *insert voice of Inspector Gadget singing MY Humps*

She's probably telling them--
"If you ain't got your money, take your broke ass home!"

Come on Boys, any one of you would jump at the chance to eat/lick/finger/fuck Fegie, why?? Cause she's Glamorous.

P.S. And maybe some of you girls too ;)

#6 yeah and it's totally serial

oh and #3 on the subject of women with no control over their lady orifices. are we still on LiLo Crotch Watch or do you think her girly garden has been laid to rest? pun fully intended.

She looks bloated all the time. Has the weirdest accessories and is plain ugly.