Evangeline Lilly almost lost her bikini bottom while attempting to surf in Hawaii over the weekend. Although it might've been a little more exciting if she had any discernible curves or womanly features. I feel like I'm looking at a dude in drag. She's cute as a button, but it looks like God got confused while sculpting her body and gave her Jean Claude Van Damme's ass by mistake.
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Reader Comments
1. Naid - March 13, 2007 4:35 AM
Whooaa fish is up early this morning. 7.30am EST and new posts are here! Too bad this is old news tho :( Morning Fish!
2. Dragulf - March 13, 2007 4:47 AM
I'm more worried about her hobbit boyfriend. He looks almost dead.
3. ch474 - March 13, 2007 4:54 AM
Who is she and why should I care? No wonder she lost her bikini, she doesn't have any ass to keep it there.
4. Fifth Stooge - March 13, 2007 4:55 AM
Or maybe Jan Michael Vincents ass?
5. doktored - March 13, 2007 4:58 AM
Life looks hard constantly on the beach.
6. arrested-development - March 13, 2007 5:00 AM
Where was Dominic? He spends his days grabbing his balls and she spends her flashing her bum. Great couple!
7. arrested-development - March 13, 2007 5:01 AM
Where was Dominic? He spends his days grabbing his balls and she spends hers flashing her bum! Great couple!
8. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - March 13, 2007 5:27 AM
I'd put 5 tbsp. of peanut butter on that ass and play Bichon Frise, but then again, I am a disgusting hooker.
9. DrPhowstus - March 13, 2007 5:27 AM
That surfboard has more curves than this old man ass having bitch.
10. fame is funny - March 13, 2007 5:39 AM
I gotta say though, I will take this anyday over any foul part of lohan, tara reid, spears, hilton, or any of the rest of the super-skank patrol.
She do have a pancake butt tho.
11. Gerald Tarrant - March 13, 2007 5:44 AM
I'd like to slip something into her butt.
12. Gerald Tarrant - March 13, 2007 5:48 AM
... my tongue.
13. MrSemprini - March 13, 2007 5:59 AM
#10 true, true
Would be nice to see some killer curves on some babe. Hey Fish! Got any Carmen Electra in a bikini?
14. BarbadoSlim - March 13, 2007 6:08 AM
Who the fuck is Evangeline Lilly?
15. che1964 - March 13, 2007 6:43 AM
Yeah!! I get it!! Lost...her bikini!! HAR HAR HAR...sigh
16. Alllegiononflegit - March 13, 2007 6:54 AM
Why couldn't the entire suit have just come off and then she falls spread eagle on the sand? Always next time!
17. jpjrocks - March 13, 2007 7:03 AM
Man she has NO ass
18. schack - March 13, 2007 7:47 AM
why didn't you tell us that britney is bulemic, fish?
here i thought i could get all the important news in one place. but i guess i have to go to perezhilton.com
19. HerpesHilton - March 13, 2007 7:59 AM
@#4: There just aren't enough Jan Michael Vincent references in the world today.
20. vandelayindustries - March 13, 2007 8:10 AM
Skinny girls need lovin too, she can ride on my baloney pony anytime.....
21. BarbadoSlim - March 13, 2007 8:23 AM
@18....go ahead, I'm sure that somehow, and with time, we'll manage to go on without you.
22. schack - March 13, 2007 8:27 AM
are you the superfish, barbado?
you sure do disguise yourself well as barbado. i NEVER suspected it was you!
23. BarbadoSlim - March 13, 2007 8:28 AM
I wish
24. schack - March 13, 2007 8:29 AM
well, did you know that brit has been bulemic since she was 16?
25. Fifth Stooge - March 13, 2007 8:36 AM
Hey #19- I hear ya.
Check this Jan Michael Vincent reference.
http://www.weht.net/WEHT/Jan_Michael_Vincent.html
26. HerpesHilton - March 13, 2007 8:43 AM
@#25: What with the release of season 2 of Airwolf I had already seen that information. He was so good-looking, but such a loser.
27. BarbadoSlim - March 13, 2007 8:43 AM
Jan Michael Vincent, remember when he ALMOST became the MAN. He was in White Line Fever (awesome trucker film, almost Convoy good) Hooper, The Mechanic, and then *sigh* Airwolf happened. Sad, sorry business.
28. Jimmy Showbiz - March 13, 2007 8:54 AM
I saw this yesterday and I was wondering about it too..She could be sporting a little surfer hip hop fashion... Your right though too, no tits no ass not a woman.
29. Tits_McGhee - March 13, 2007 8:58 AM
Who cares?
30. N@ughty - March 13, 2007 9:03 AM
well her house burned down. i wonder if she's finally gonna burn--her ass and all--right along with it. BURN EVANGALINE LILY...BUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNN!!!!
31. Fifth Stooge - March 13, 2007 9:05 AM
#26- He has had some bad luck.
#27- You can't forget Baby Blue Marine?
32. N@ughty - March 13, 2007 9:09 AM
fish? im still wondering...are we gonna DO IT?
33. HerpesHilton - March 13, 2007 9:23 AM
"Damnation Alley" was a childhood favorite of mine. JMV in an apocalypse movie, ya can't get much better. And "Big Wednesday" is something of a cult-surfer classic.
34. elephantheart - March 13, 2007 9:32 AM
I think it's pretty funny that the last three posts have all been busts on the looks of the women in them. Ever wonder why so many young women are timid in the bedroom? Perhaps it could be hearing stuff like this all the time? I'd SERIOUSLY like to see some pictures of you guys- I'm sure you're all mind-blowingly sexy.
35. BarbadoSlim - March 13, 2007 9:40 AM
@34...WeightWatcher's.com
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36. itspat - March 13, 2007 10:31 AM
if britney's been bulemic since age 16 somebody at rehab needs to teach her to stick her finger much further down her throat.
37. DancingQueen - March 13, 2007 10:31 AM
@27 - these three words should never be used together, EVER --> awesome, trucker, and film.
Also, forget Evangeline's arse, show me Sawyer's naked butt on the beach Mr. Fish!!
38. DrPhowstus - March 13, 2007 10:33 AM
#34 - "elephantheart" is a dead fucking giveaway for future bypass surgery. Go eat a lard sandwich and start grabbing your chest.
39. lambman - March 13, 2007 10:50 AM
To all those who are asking "Who is Evangeline Lilly":
She's the "livelinks" girl, you know those 1-800 numbers you call to get dates? She was the star of their comercials a while back!
um, and I guess she's on some island TV show or something
40. BarbadoSlim - March 13, 2007 10:57 AM
@37...I beg to differ my ABBA loving friend, one word:
Convoy
41. Fifth Stooge - March 13, 2007 11:43 AM
#40- What about BJ and the Bear?
42. Mr. Poopillo - March 13, 2007 11:43 AM
i like my version better.
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43. BarbadoSlim - March 13, 2007 12:02 PM
@40...ha! you know it, and let's add Sheriff Lobo while we are it goddammit.
Oh, and the first Smokey and the Bandit.
44. DrunkBlogger - March 13, 2007 12:11 PM
That's so hot, I just jizzed in my JNCO jeans.
45. UNWASHEDMASSES - March 13, 2007 12:56 PM
Last time I saw an ass that flat I was looking at Hillary Clinton on my T.V. screen.
46. imran karim - March 13, 2007 1:20 PM
i approve
47. pumpkinpye - March 13, 2007 1:35 PM
She has Hank Hill's ass
48. HollyJ - March 13, 2007 2:20 PM
what a flat-ass
=(
49. elephantheart - March 13, 2007 2:41 PM
@ 35, 38-
couldn't be any farther from the truth. But these responses just prove my point even more, so keep it coming, hotties.
50. BarbadoSlim - March 13, 2007 2:43 PM
@49
Jennycraig.com
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51. MizScarlett - March 13, 2007 9:53 PM
#47 - PERFECT. Flat ass and flat ass accessories, I'll tell yew hwhat.