Dominic Monaghan was spotted rubbing his balls while taking a walk with Evangeline Lilly in Hawaii. Although I don't know how flattered she should be, since he looks like he'd try to have sex with a lawn gnome. And who knows, if he wears heels he might even be as tall as one.
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Reader Comments
1. Mr. Goat - March 5, 2007 10:18 AM
suck this! biatches!
2. CPR - March 5, 2007 10:21 AM
Oh Please!! Like it's so abnormal for a guy to grab his package.
3. crabbie - March 5, 2007 10:23 AM
He has no penis.
4. fritobandito - March 5, 2007 10:30 AM
Nice Shirt. Maybe his matching skeleton underwear were pinching his weenie!
5. wedge1 - March 5, 2007 10:34 AM
it's a little abnormal for a white guy to grab his package, at least in public. and i think trying to have sex with a lawn gnome = masturbation for hobbitboy.
6. Sheriff Jen - March 5, 2007 10:35 AM
a white guy can't grab his package?!
7. wedge1 - March 5, 2007 10:46 AM
He's just now realizing that Evangelina popped one of his balls into her mouth.
8. danielle - March 5, 2007 10:56 AM
Perhaps he was making sure it was still intact. He DID star in three Lord of the Ring's movies.
Anyone in their right mind would examine their package if they'd been running around set with little monsters with jagged teeth.
9. JandalOfDoom - March 5, 2007 11:15 AM
It's probably the crabs I gave to Evangelina last week. Haha... pwned little hobbit boy.
10. DingleberryJam - March 5, 2007 11:37 AM
I rearrange my junk in public all the time. What i'm more disturbed by is the hoodie Slim Goodbody's rebellious goth son would wear.
11. D'oh Eyes - March 5, 2007 11:43 AM
Nice frock, fraulein.
Seriously, she looks like the German nanny to his ball-scratching 'tard.
12. p911gt10c - March 5, 2007 11:52 AM
Why is Keannu wearing a dress and holding that guys' hand?
13. Tits_McGhee - March 5, 2007 11:54 AM
Who are these two people?
He's prolly got crabs or something. Maybe lobsters, who knows.
14. Bugman4045 - March 5, 2007 11:54 AM
God I hate hobbits.
Sincerely,
Jared Leto
15. MR_DG - March 5, 2007 12:04 PM
I see nothing wrong with this.
16. NipsyHustle - March 5, 2007 12:04 PM
he must have given her her first orgasm because there is no other explanation for her hanging on to this freaknik.
17. Jill - March 5, 2007 12:50 PM
Heh I love this guy. I think he's a cutie.
18. crestlin - March 5, 2007 12:57 PM
lmao!
i know it's hot and uncomfortable on the set of lost, but practice some discretion man! he's alllll up in there.
19. schack - March 5, 2007 1:20 PM
12- i was wondering the same thing
20. Summer Kat - March 5, 2007 1:27 PM
He is DISGUSTING!
21. LoneWolf - March 5, 2007 1:42 PM
It looks to me like he's giving the paps the ole Brooklyn Eye-talian salute: "Ay, I gotcha photo oppuhtunity right heah!!"
Although given how Evangeline looks in this pic, the grab and squeeze would be the only attention my tallywhacker would be getting *shivers*.
22. bugg - March 5, 2007 1:56 PM
your balls do get sticky in humid climates
23. wedge1 - March 5, 2007 2:03 PM
The only way he's cool is if there's another pic in this series where he's saying "ok, Neo, smell my fingers now!"
24. Stink - March 5, 2007 2:26 PM
Sneasky hobbitses ALWAYS play with precious!
25. Bree - March 5, 2007 3:05 PM
That's not even a slight "my balls itch" adjustment, that's a full on ball grab and his facial expression says it all. I didn't even know hobbits had penises?
26. Manistoned - March 5, 2007 3:29 PM
Can't a little hobbit adjust his little hobbit package in private?
27. HollyJ - March 5, 2007 3:45 PM
12 & 19 - HA!
I was like "Who the fuck is Evangeline Lily? Is she related to Keanu..?"
28. Carsten5577 - March 5, 2007 4:04 PM
He's oozing class. Who's Evangeline Lilly and why is she dating a caveman?
29. honeydew - March 5, 2007 4:07 PM
Not the best picture of Dominic, but I think he's incredibly adorable. I would cuddle with him every night, uh huh!
30. NipsyHustle - March 5, 2007 4:40 PM
this chick isn't hot and obviously has no self esteem to be dating this skank troll. i bet her vag smells like patchouli and old soy milk.
31. RichPort - March 5, 2007 5:50 PM
29. Who wouldn't like a little leprechaun fuck buddy. And I love the way he adjusts his lucky charms. Adorable!
32. NicotineEyePatch - March 5, 2007 5:53 PM
21, LoneWolf, I was thinking the same thing, only not in that Jersey accent. Nice call.
33. NicotineEyePatch - March 5, 2007 5:54 PM
Did I say Jersey? Because I meant Brooklyn....
34. sumnersgal - March 5, 2007 6:41 PM
I have never laughed so hard as I did at this thread - you people ROCK!!!!!
35. lambman - March 5, 2007 8:46 PM
Maybe he's grabbing it as an F-U to the paparazi, Evangeline is one of those whiney celelbs who always complains about paparazi and signing autographs and stuff grabbing your junk to flip off the paps could be a way to impress her.
36. sid - March 5, 2007 9:22 PM
"Dominic Monaghan was spotted rubbing his balls while taking a walk with Evangeline Lilly in Hawaii. Although I don't know how flattered she should be, since he looks like he'd try to have sex with a lawn gnome. And who knows, if he wears heels he might even be as tall as one."
Weak picture.
Weak story.
24: But you were funny.
37. DrunkBlogger - March 5, 2007 9:36 PM
Fuck this, they need to get the fucking show Lost back on track. It's been bullshit this season.
38. Candycane - March 5, 2007 10:23 PM
The guy jerking off, the girl pretending like she isn't aware of it...
this picture brings back fond memories of 8th grade.
39. wtfpwned - March 5, 2007 10:34 PM
#30 http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/evangelinelilly/evangeline_lilly_6.jpg
40. fame is funny - March 6, 2007 12:13 AM
Their entire wardrobe is sponsored by a 15 year old boys garage sale.
41. MadameO - March 6, 2007 12:24 AM
Haha - she looks like a man
42. flauccinaucinihilipilifcation - March 6, 2007 4:21 AM
YOU'RE A BIG FAT LIAR, Superfish!!
The only balls Dominic Monaghan has are the ones he teabags in his mouth when having sex with Evangeline Lilly!!!
How dare you deceive us...*sob*
43. almostfamous - March 6, 2007 9:46 AM
http://evangeline-lilly.hzik.com/tapety/26.jpg
doesn't look like keanu to me
44. saintmaybe - March 6, 2007 10:20 AM
Please--he's clearly dissing the papparazzo who took this lame photo--marginally funny at best; what I want to know from Miss Lilly is where I can find the nearest Rompers-R-Us outlet
45. UNCLE NED - March 6, 2007 10:28 AM
Two nobodys who found one another, it's like Romeo & Juliet all over again. And enough with the man-arms. It's repulsive for a woman to have man-arms.
46. PrettyBaby - March 6, 2007 11:07 AM
#23 Shut up Troll- Smell my fingers? Gross.
Anyway, I like these 2- they are cute, come on now.. besides he was a Hobbit..wtf?! Leave 'em be.
47. Truthseeker013 - March 6, 2007 5:12 PM
Re #2- no, it's not abnormal. But who wants to have it preserved for posterity??
48. lilygirl - March 7, 2007 12:29 AM
Has anyone noticed how white this chick is?
I mean shes been in Hawaii for how many years now and still no tan?
But seriously she must be pretty desperate if she is dating this derelict, he looks like he was just hit over the head with a blunt object.
49. wtf - March 7, 2007 8:14 AM
he is Lord of the Cockring
50. SuperChic - March 7, 2007 9:32 PM
It looks like he's trying to control his hard-on. You know those shorts aren't too flattering for a guy with a hard on. She's like "baby, I know you want it again, but we are walking in a public park. Wait till we get behind a tree and I'll let you hump on my leg, we're almost there puppy wuppy. That's a gooood boy."
51. HollywoodSnark - March 23, 2007 6:02 PM
mmmm...i'd probably be rubbing my balls too if i was on a walk with her...
52. W@nkr - April 27, 2009 5:09 PM
God that pic makes me horny if i was that women i would grab his package and put my face in there and go 'wobbababooo' and feel its hugeness
53. W@nkr - April 27, 2009 5:10 PM
God that pic makes me horny if i was that women i would grab his package and put my face in there and go 'wobbababooo' and feel its hugeness
54. W@nkr - April 27, 2009 5:11 PM
God that pic makes me horny if i was that women i would grab his package and put my face in there and go 'wobbababooo' and feel its hugeness