Mar 6 2007Eva Longoria kind of works out

First!

shit, i would have been frist but i had to register

Now that's more like it. After Dunst and Stone, I was beginning to feel rather ill.

There are some weird celeb work outs now...Kate Beckinsale jumping around in a bush or something...and now this. I wonder if gossiping and spying on others burns a lot of calories. If so everyone on the superficial must be really fit.
Esp. those who bother to be "First!" bet they're all especially fine.
I just like complementing myself. I'm hot. You're not. Get over it. :P

Uh, 50-year-old woman? How do you figure? None of them look 50 - I see one that looks older - probably around Eva's age?

Maybe they're her bodyguards, dark glasses and all....

that's one nasty wedgie going on there

She thought she saw a "Free Moustache Waxing" sign.

#7

that wedgie is due to having a black man jackhammering her holes every night with his monster cock.

Hot damn - I don't think even a crowbar could pry those pants out of her ass. Eek!

They're the new Manson women, they're just scoping out the scene for when they break in later and go on a bloodthirsty rampage.

Cute butt, but it looks like her buttcheeks are angry at one another and have stopped speaking.

So thaaaaat's what happened to my gardening crew...

she must have a lot of cottage cheese formenting in her clap trap, it needs to breathe! let it breathe!!!

Heh. Eva's pants are so tight around her ass they shine.

she is so flat she looks like a boy

the wedgie picture is priceless - she's staring at the "No Dogs Allowed" sign and thinking she can't go in the park.

Smurfette keeps standing on ledges to make herself look as tall as the others. That gaggle of hens keeps looking in every direction except where they're going, it's a wonder they don't run right off a cliff.

I think, if I'm not mistaken, those are lulu-lemon pants (or something close) they get that shine if you get them too tight... they DO, do wonders for your ass.

now even more of a reason to find her annoying. her normal workout is probably putting her finger down her throat.

who "works out" and then poses for pictures at a scenic outlook?

and find some pants that fit.

i also hope someone mugs them. who goes on powerwalks with their 20 carat diamond rings?

i love how they probably broke a sweat drop and had to go buy all that Fiji water. what a bunch of losers.

Are these her sorority sisters from college or something? What the garfunkel? (hot new catch phrase in Hollywood)

FUCK! I'm drawing a total blank!

When I close my eyes I STILL see Kristen Dunst's FUCKIN WHITE ASS floating around like so much flotsam!

Thanks superficial....she's right in there now next to Cisco's Kooky Circus Package & Brits al la Rodney King Snatch!

Maybe somthing will come to me...(other than coffee-flavored bile)

Celebrities are so tired of us being so involved in their lives that now they are going to start spying on us.

@21 -- I'm with you. There's about $1200 of sunglasses in that first picture. Anyone ever heard of sunglasses made for SPORTS?

She's leading the Desperate Housewives March.

Is it possible in the realm of known physics for that seam in her pants to be pulled any higher and tighter in her twat???

you're so dumb jesseeeca, or whatever you name is.

that's the healthiest ass that's been featured on this site for a long time, if not ever.

fish, it's "healthier," not "more healthy."

i only get pissed because, if you cry wolf on eating disorders, it only becomes more difficult to get the message across to real cases.

you wanna know who's got the ED? it's the far-left girl in pic 5. whenever you see knobby knees and flaccid arms with a large WHR, it's probably an ED.

though, i guess you'll say you were "kidding." so, to pre-empt that, i'll say that it wasn't even close to funny.

me thinks i've spotted some cellulite in the "wedgie" pic.

A grandma? Nobody looks more than 35 in that photo.

#9 - having some inadequacy issues?

The girl on the far left looks awkward because the older woman next to her has talked her into her first lesbian relationship. She's feeling very confused and vulnerable. I just want to hold her and reassure her that everything will be ok, that everybody goes through an difficult sexual awakening phase while growing up. And then finger her for a little bit while pretending that nothing unusual is going on, just a little bit, in the range of it-was-no-big-deal-so-I-didn't-say-anything. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't tell.

Seeing Eva Longoria's chest reminds me that I have to go iron some clothes.

awww. you're just sad cuz your chest is a ticking timebomb, and when hers are still perky and attached, your elephantitits are gonna be dragging on the ground.

better buy out soon, lisad. 1971 makes you OLD.

The sight of Evan brings many thoughts to my mind...Why do Mexican women have 5 kids in one small foldable material stroller and how does one not fall out undetected and get left behind? When playing peek-a-boo, do Mexicans just stand in front of the stroller and then pull out a stool when they want to reappear? I've always wondered that. And why is it that two Mexican best friends can enter a bar in unison yet end up rolling out the bar door at the end of the night in a tight ball of dust pummeling each other death? Did alchohol make them forget that they knew each other and came in together? I need answers

is eva even mexican? i could have sworn she was american.

you're a weirdo, dude. but you wouldn't be on this site if you were at the top of the food chain, so stop trying to act like you are. it gives non-mexicans a bad name.

#39 I take it you must be one of those too that roll out in a dust ball?

no. i'm not even mexican. which is why i don't want you in my boat.

but i can see how the "ball of dust" thing was supposed to be funny. next time you try to appeal to our imaginative capacities, maybe a metaphor that actually means something would help. i've never seen balls of dust rolling anywhere. they kind of just waft to and fro in the breeze.

and it's not a ball anyway. it's a bunny.

I would absolutely pound that ass into oblivion.

bunny, ball, tortilla, which ever you prefer to call it. Hey here's one for you, what do you call two Mexican basketball players? Juan on Juan.

wow, that's ALMOST as funny as carlos mencia, which is saying A LOT, jerkoff.

It must be torture running with this midget. Have you ever seen her run on that lame show? She takes about 8 steps to every one a typical person would take.

What a relief, after the scary Skeletor Stone pics. Eva looks fantastic.

Bunny you called me a jerkoff HAHAHAHA !!!!!!! Orale wei

schack, i wasn't kiddding and i could give a rat's ass about crying wolf involving eating disorders. this isn't a noteworthy news source, therefore, i can say whatever the fuck i want. thanks!

yes, you can say whatever you want, honey. whatever the FUCK you want.

I want to bite her ass so hard

nice little website you got there, mr. keene. why do all the threads have zero comments, though?

#33

my imaginary penis is award winning. it's on a global tour right now.

CLONES!! AAAAaaaahhhhhn...!

Nice wedgie. Please pick it.

#54

if you pick it, i bet your fingers will smell like guacamole.

Eva making a guest appearance on the REAL Hosewives of Orange County?

The collective retail value of the sneakers and sunglasses is more than my house payment.

#43~ How romantic...

What the hell?!? Er...maybe she wants to take a swim, so she's looking for a pool? Or maybe just going insane like all the other celebs lately. Anyway....who cares?!?
Where's Britney? She's my new hero.

right? kari, i'm totally with you there

#43 - I'm sure you could "pound her ass into oblivion" because you would have those great saddlebags to hold onto.....she needs to spend less time walking and actually run before all she can do is waddle.

that's what female asses are supposed to look like, you idiot. haven't you ever seen a model of a female skeleton, or opened a biology textbook? or was your school so poor that y'all didn't even git tekstbooks?

shiny. ass.

I've said it once and I'll say it again. Whoever started the trend of chics wearing huge framed sunglasses needs to be disembowled cuz its the ugliest shit I've ever seen.

i use to think big glasses were obnoxious til i realized that they are more effective at protecting a larger aread around the eyes from sun damage. but wearing them implies you're trying to fight off age because you've already lost your youthful edge. so really they all just look like grannies.

personally, i'm waiting for someone to strike it rich with "sun helmets". just like a motorcyle helmet but with total head UV protection. won't that be creepy.

#61 - I said "saddlebags", which is what is hanging off of her thigs. No, asses are NOT supposed to look like that, but if you love her so much, you're going to flip for Kirstie Alley. That is a one-woman Pony Express. Oh and you're right numb-nuts, no one knows anatomy but you.

*fuck* - "thighs"

@48
hope you're not talking to me... i got lost in that whole conversation. and i don't troll, like some folks i could mention.
i believe schack is referring to the term "dust bunny" as opposed to "dust ball".

-buns

the one in the white tanktop looks like shalom harlow!

nice to know that celebs are nosy just like real people!

Sorry, is this supposed to be entertaining? I liked the Superficial a while ago, but now your posts have become a bit lame and sometimes it takes long for you guys to update the website.

maybe if her underwear wasn't so tight her ass wouldn't be trying to escape the pinch of bloodloss. ohhh eva it's time to learn what causes those yeast infections.

Nice "factory air" considering she's curvy. "Mmm, its a tasty." as Jertzky Belovsky would say on the Young Ones.

There is probably 59 foreign sperm deposits in that group of 5 priviledged MILF's... all from donors like Ricco the pool boy, Manuel the gardener and Kobe the dribbler.

I'm going to be a meanie: Eva is a no talent, ugly looking wannabe hispanic (she's really white with 10 year old tan.) If she didn't have those tight pants on, there'd be nothing holding the cellulite together with her cottage cheese thighs.

yessssssssssssss! She's wearing Canadian Lululemon work out pants!!!! Same pair i own!
I think it's awesome the company has done so well! She looks good in them too!
www.lululemon.com

i approve

geez...and why would she even want all those people following her around?