Mar 29 2007Courtney Love lost some weight
Courtney Love showed off her newly slimmed body in Maui, Hawaii after losing a reported 45 lbs. Although on the list of people I want to see in a bikini, Courtney Love is right up there with Queen Elizabeth II and Carl Winslow from Family Matters.
A few more of Courtney Love hitting up the beach after the jump.



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Reader Comments
1. Jimbo - March 29, 2007 11:33 AM
Now that is HOT.....
2. aulray - March 29, 2007 11:34 AM
if you read this, you're gay!
3. veggi - March 29, 2007 11:34 AM
crack does that to you.
4. YoungOne - March 29, 2007 11:35 AM
I know why Bruce wants to hit it......Demi aint got sheet on her! Oh wait...... Yipeekayamudderphucka
5. NicotineEyePatch - March 29, 2007 11:39 AM
Goddamn dealers... they always let it go to voicemail when Courtney calls.
6. Jimbo - March 29, 2007 11:39 AM
Dang, her boobs have dropped to her belly button. How many times did she have to drop to your knees to get knees that look like that. There just is nothing that is appealing. No wonder Kurt but a shoot gun in his mouth
7. ponk - March 29, 2007 11:40 AM
i can't tell if she's wearing a lot of bling, or if she just washed up on the beach.
8. Celebrityoops.TV - March 29, 2007 11:41 AM
Shes a Crackwhore....
9. Tremfan - March 29, 2007 11:42 AM
She looks dirty even when she's clean..
10. IFuckingHateYou - March 29, 2007 11:43 AM
It would have really improved her looks if the 45 pounds she lost was achieved by cutting off her head.
That's fucking ugly.
11. BarbadoSlim - March 29, 2007 11:47 AM
I've seen cleaner and less battered New York City taxi cabs.
Try again, or just let it go.
12. PunjabPete - March 29, 2007 11:53 AM
What happened to her "People vs. Larry Flint" implants? She had a rocking body then... Even for a heroin addict...
13. Hemlock Queen - March 29, 2007 11:54 AM
hmmm, veggi posted something awhile back about courtney on hollywoodtuna.com. And I SWEAR! Her face is turning in to putrified jelly.
Really, the only solution would be to cut off her head. Poor, poor crackie!
14. jrzmommy♠ - March 29, 2007 11:55 AM
Carl Winslow. Hee hee!!
Why does she look like one of the yentas I have to tolerate on the beaches of New Jersey every summer....all the jewelery and the hair and the nails and the makeup...right down to yapping on the cell phone to another yenta 1 block away.
15. Libraesque - March 29, 2007 11:57 AM
innnnnnnnnnnteresting, she looked just like this when she was dancing with Mr. Brownstone
16. Hemlock Queen - March 29, 2007 11:57 AM
And there really wasn't anything terribly wrong with her head until she let Edward Scissorhands have a go at it.
17. BarbadoSlim - March 29, 2007 11:58 AM
She killed Kurt you know...
18. llism - March 29, 2007 12:01 PM
There was a brief period of time where she looked healthy and good. Remember these?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39996000/jpg/_39996693_courtney_love220.jpg
http://www.postershop.co.uk/Love-Courtney/Love-Courtney-Photo-XL-Courtney-Love-6221706.html
I mean, she was never a beauty queen, but goddamn--for the life of me I can't understand why she would deliberately mangle her face like that. Let's all say it together: Drugs are bad, m'kay?
19. TheHappyRobot - March 29, 2007 12:06 PM
-whore-
20. Pelted - March 29, 2007 12:09 PM
She has the most amazingly unmemorable face. She could have been a good CIA agent. If I were a photog I wouldn't know if I'd found her or not, and I'd end up taking pictures of random people. Also, I'm always shocked she doesn't have more tats.
21. laulise - March 29, 2007 12:11 PM
god i hate the "courtney killed kurt" shit. he shot himself in the head. get over it.
22. missdavis - March 29, 2007 12:20 PM
is it me or is she starting to look like a better looking (HA!) donatella versace?
that speaks volumes about donatella, sly.
23. BarbadoSlim - March 29, 2007 12:20 PM
I pray this isn't the prelude to a shittastic Hole comeback (were they ever here) record. I swear, if I have to hear this shrieking shrew over the radio again I'll blow my brains out with a shotg...hmmmmm...
24. veggi - March 29, 2007 12:26 PM
NO! Hole making a come back would be like Menudo making a com............. FUCK!
25. Fifth Stooge - March 29, 2007 12:29 PM
She may have lost some weight but she gained some ugly.
26. Tits_McGhee - March 29, 2007 12:43 PM
Cocaine's a helluva drug.
27. whitegold - March 29, 2007 12:45 PM
It upsets me that she doesn't look too horrible. She annoys me so.
And I always liked the SNL Donatella Versace skits. Why'd they stop doing those?
28. imran karim - March 29, 2007 12:48 PM
is she 60 yet
29. starlove - March 29, 2007 12:55 PM
LIVE the life she's had, and then lets see how YOU look when ur her age. i think she's an amazing woman, u guys suck.
30. Ruby - March 29, 2007 12:56 PM
lol @25
She's having a 15 cigarette phone convo.
31. Jimbo - March 29, 2007 12:57 PM
Cocaine is the only way she looks good
32. lambman - March 29, 2007 1:03 PM
Um, that's not a bikinni here is Courtney in a bikinni
http://theskinnywebsite.com/site/2007/03/28/courtney-love-in-a-bikini/
those are from a day or two ago
33. BarbadoSlim - March 29, 2007 1:06 PM
@29...I'm afraid that you're in for major disappointment. When your little drug induced fantasy world crashes down around you and you realize that YOU, are the one who sucks. At that moment, you will kill yourself.
34. NicotineEyePatch - March 29, 2007 1:08 PM
31, cocaine only makes her look better if you do a lot of it before you look at her.
35. PunjabPete - March 29, 2007 1:15 PM
21 - More important is that we all remember that Courtney Love would be an unknown had Kurt not blasted his brains out. Her music sucks. She is a crappy parent. Her brain is trashed from all the drugs... And probably syphillis too..
36. FRIST!!! - March 29, 2007 1:43 PM
She's always been weird lookin. That's why she does drugs...makes her feel pretty. That's why I do drugs....but not mushrooms. Mushrooms make me look like a demonic anime lavalamp sockpuppet. {shudder}
37. ponk - March 29, 2007 1:46 PM
29 - Logic apparently isn't your strong suit. The life she chose to live is precisely why she looks like sun-baked road kill. But you're right, I've seen sun-baked road kill and she looks pretty good for sun-baked road kill.
38. Unabashed Liar - March 29, 2007 1:49 PM
I'm not sure which I dislike more, her or her dead husband. It's a tough call. One the one hand, she's still alive, on the other there's that whole fucking 'teen spirit' bullshit I had to sit through everyday during my pre-20s. It's a tough call.
But even so, hurray for fat women losing weight! More power to her and all the other tubbies! If a strung out former addict can do it, so can anyone! (That can afford to pay for all the corrective surgeries.)
39. ponk - March 29, 2007 1:51 PM
29 - Logic apparently isn't your strong suit. The life she chose to live is precisely why she looks like sun-baked road kill. But you're right, I've seen sun-baked road kill and she looks pretty good for sun-baked road kill.
40. StoneRose - March 29, 2007 2:01 PM
@39 speaking of roadkill, there was a dead possum on the road in front of my house. It was like a giant rat with a snakey, grey tail and huge, toothy jaws...kinda like the humungous mutant rats in The Princess Bride...45 pounds? Yeesh, what, is she back on the pills or did she have a large amount of successive enemas, or something...
41. JaeMae - March 29, 2007 2:08 PM
mushrooms make the trees look pretty and dance!
42. BarbadoSlim - March 29, 2007 2:09 PM
There's only two explanations for this sort of rapid weight loss: speed or lipo or a combination of the two. If I were a betting man I'd put my money on speed, look how she's sucking on that cig. Fucking lazy whore.
43. ponk - March 29, 2007 2:14 PM
StoneRose we have those possums here too. Yep, basically a big rat with lots of sharp teeth. Pretty much always open season on those things.
44. kamihi - March 29, 2007 2:50 PM
Yadda Yadda her body looks good, shame about the face though.
45. bloggish.lasnite.com - March 29, 2007 3:03 PM
she be ugly...
46. LilRach - March 29, 2007 3:06 PM
Yeah drugs will do that to you.
Poor old Courtney. This chick is always such a mess but for some reason i still think she rocks!!
47. NaughtyMandy - March 29, 2007 3:41 PM
I dont know whats worse - Courtney or the people who still idolize her ?
48. Praz - March 29, 2007 3:51 PM
I guess I'd rather look at her in a bikini, than Kelly Osborne.
49. FRIST!!! - March 29, 2007 3:57 PM
What? Nobody idolizes her. She's a freakin cartoon. You wouldn't idolize Fred Flintstone, wouldja?
50. BarbadoSlim - March 29, 2007 4:17 PM
DAMN YOU #48, damn you to heck, now there's a little horror picture I won't be able to get out of my mind.
51. Craig & "em" - March 29, 2007 5:10 PM
You damn right she lost weight.
She forgot her coke....I mean tote bag and two bottles of Whiskey...I mean....
Fuck it...
She looks awful!
52. DrunkBlogger - March 29, 2007 5:18 PM
Who cares?
53. parishaswarts - March 29, 2007 5:48 PM
shes got a iq that would put all of u to shame. yes she HAD a drug problem, yes we all witnessed her crash and burn. but its the salem witch trials all the fuck over again. there is one thing that society hates more than anything, its forceful women. if she was a man, we wouldnt even be discussing her. and just think, u took time out of ur bizzy, (well, not so bizzy life) to defame her. shes raw and shes real. deal
54. onewickedhoe - March 29, 2007 6:39 PM
ummmmmm. all i can say is that shit makes me want to vomit.
55. BarbadoSlim - March 29, 2007 8:11 PM
@53 ...yeah, right, it's Harriet Tubman, the first female cosmonaut and Courtney fucking Love in the feminist hall of fame.
Whatever
56. cm - March 29, 2007 9:57 PM
If she did lose anything, it was probably due to drugs,a lot of sex with fellow addicts or bulimia. She's too messed up to do anything the normal way (willpower).She's still a whacked out mental case, either way you look at it.
57. crazyotto - March 29, 2007 10:40 PM
Middle-aged spirit
58. crazyotto - March 29, 2007 10:41 PM
smells like middle-aged spirit
59. GG1000 - March 29, 2007 11:23 PM
Courtney, trust me when I say we ALL thank you for not wearing a bikini.
60. Camusa - March 30, 2007 7:01 AM
There is no way that this chick is Courtney Love. Yes they are both hideous and look like crack whores, but this one lacks...what is the word I am looking for...Girth? Drool? A needle in one arm and cheetoh dust on her chin? Wait, those are many words much like would be found in a book and she can't read either. Come on. And for all those who keep defending this hypocritical husband killer...get real. She exploits her kid, she preaches, "be yourself" and then gets more plastic surgery than Joan Rivers, and she can't write much less read. Get glasses Alice.
61. Lizzle - March 30, 2007 7:21 AM
Funny thing now that you mention Carl Winslow from Family Matters, a show I loved as a kid; did anyone ever realize his full name on the show was Carl Otis Winslow? C.O.W.! Brilliant!
62. Lowlands - March 30, 2007 7:34 AM
Maybe some of her braincells exploded while she's doing drugs.That's why she probably lost some weight.
63. ImaCracka - March 30, 2007 7:58 AM
You can almost see her sweating out the drugs and HIV,....
Skank...
I would shoot my self too Kurt....
64. Lowlands - March 30, 2007 8:00 AM
Bruce Willis should strangle her while having sex.
65. ponk - March 30, 2007 8:07 AM
53 what planet are you from? does IQ mean the same thing there as it does here? and if so, do they ever reach triple digits there?
66. its me - March 30, 2007 8:14 AM
Yo, no 53. Are YOU Courtney Love? If so, lay off the lipo. And the crack.
67. Wunderkind92 - March 30, 2007 9:32 AM
let me get this straight...
when she was bigger. you critisized her. Now she's slimmed down and look YOU'RE STILL CRITISIZING HER! Maybe the problem is with yourselves. sat at home obssessing over every move celebrities make because you don't even have any friends. It's a sad sad world.
68. BarbadoSlim - March 30, 2007 10:17 AM
@67..what can I say, we strive for perfection.
69. zzjunk - March 30, 2007 11:23 AM
Definitely lipo. Drugs too perhaps, but lipo for sure.
On another site I saw pictures of her in a BIKINI, not some gay one-piece with cutouts, and you can see the rogue lumps of fat all over her frankentummy. She's been sucked out.
I still kinda like this skank.
70. Rachelraquel - March 30, 2007 12:17 PM
"shes got a iq that would put all of u to shame. yes she HAD a drug problem, yes we all witnessed her crash and burn. but its the salem witch trials all the fuck over again. there is one thing that society hates more than anything, its forceful women. if she was a man, we wouldnt even be discussing her. and just think, u took time out of ur bizzy, (well, not so bizzy life) to defame her. shes raw and shes real. deal"
53, you are awesome! I know she is very intellegent! I agree that she's not always been the hottest girl in class, but why is that the only thing we judge women for?
and yeah, she's had a drug problem like all freaking rock stars. look at all the gross druggie male rock stars we've had to look at in swim suits. gag me.
71. BarbadoSlim - March 30, 2007 12:44 PM
@70 registering another alt so someone would "have your back" bwahahahahahahahaha.
Give it up loser
72. parishaswarts - March 30, 2007 3:55 PM
honestly, i wish i had thought of that barbado, thats pretty sharp. the real courtney love prob would have thought of that bc shes smart, and naughty. the girl cant win, its sad, if u know anything about her life prior to fame, ud see life just beats her with the shitty stick. she doesnt exploit her kid, u barely hear shit about frances, but i know who jack osbourne and kelly are...who rumer is and apple and all the other poorly named celeb spawn. suck it haters!
73. Rachelraquel - March 30, 2007 7:25 PM
parishaswarts!?!?
we are the same person?
I was unaware of that.
that's why I'm missing an intire side!!!
Anyway dudes, trust me that Courtney has enough fans that we don't have to register other names on here.
But seriously good idea. Maybe I'll do that the next time I stick up for Janice Dickinson.
74. BarbadoSlim - March 31, 2007 10:29 AM
The Last Unicorn?
75. Rachelraquel - March 31, 2007 2:15 PM
what's wrong with the last unicorn???
Its one of my fav movies as a child!
Let's see the link to your myspace, Barbado!
76. parishaswarts - March 31, 2007 3:07 PM
hey rachelraquel:
it would read something like this, 60, male, buttfuck, tn. interests-being cantankerous, celeb gossip, paper mache
movies-porn porn and more porn
music-gay aiken
and it will have a shitney backdrop and be playing the song "natural woman" by aretha
77. Rachelraquel - March 31, 2007 5:21 PM
i think you hit the nail on the head there!
78. Sefronia777 - April 1, 2007 1:45 PM
Ah, screw the peeps always talking about "how strong she is and that's why she's criticized".....nah, it's cause she looks like something out of a Vincent Price movie and a strong woman wouldn't have entire body work done and end up like this.
She'd ask for a refund, buddy. She likes the courts so much as she hasn't sued her plastic surgeon? Sorry kids, I am betting on crystal meth for this broad. Yikes.
79. parishaswarts - April 1, 2007 3:52 PM
hmmm, sefronia777 sounds a lot like someone i know...something about the diction..ref to tree of life in ur sn? anyway, i think that people have drastic amounts of plastic surgery due to self esteem issues, and im not saying court is without issues, bc she has a truckload for sure. she's a survior tho, look into it, not just kurt's death, but her whole life prior and a life long battle with drugs, which she appears to be winning, for now...and i dont care what u say, shes an uncut diamond. rough, ragged, real. i have high hopes for this album shes making with linda perry. another "live thru this" or "pretty on the inside?" one can only hope, but after her last 2 trainwreck albums, im not betting the farm
80. sympathee - April 1, 2007 5:21 PM
She puts the UG, in DRUG. HAHAHAHA.
81. woodhorse - April 1, 2007 6:14 PM
#75 you can't see his website - it crashed and burned like his Interior Decorating business ( see danielles' post under Paris Might Go To Jail)
82. spoogeCan - April 2, 2007 7:37 PM
Which Olsen twin is this?