Mar 28 2007Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston kiss

First! W00t!

Second!

Two washed up, slightly unattractive actresses kissing? Hmmmm...I would rather would Discovery channel and see two mountain goats head-butting.

The goats have beards you know!

Yawn,

I know they are trying to get people to watch. They should have gone with a strap on scene.

I love goats.

@3 Washed up? I watching them kissing any day of the week. You can watch your goats humping and dogs licking them selves if that is what floats your boat.

Now the strap on scene would be and added bounce. Which one is wearing the strap on???

It really doesn't matter, but if I had my wish I guess, Cox would wear the cock. Through in Phoebe masterbating in the corner and you have Emmys Baby!

WTF? That's no lezzie kiss. That's sisterly love!

Although Cox's face has less mobility due to all of those lovely Botox injections. Aniston's still hot.

Yes thebor, Cox has more mannish appeal.

Something tells me the next part went like this:

Aniston: Dude, you're a fuckin' LOUSY kisser.
Cox: What? That's not fair! I wasn't TRYING there. I'm really bett... Wait a second, you were trying?
Aniston: Fuck, no!
Cox: You WERE trying!
Aniston: YOU were trying! Oh no I kissed Cox!

I saw more passion out of Jim and Stifler in AP2, and at least that was somewhat entertaining. What a weak attempt at helping a friend pull her career out of ruins. She just hasn’t been the same since those 2 episodes of “Murder, She Wrote” back in 1986. I guess we can’t all hang on to those glory days, right Uncle Rico?

That was such a half-ass kiss, it would of been better if jenny got on her knees and smelled courtney's tuna.

@10 I agree with the AP2 comparision, but the scene made my man hood crawl up in side and hide

#6 what's hot and sharp and double-ended?

your man hood or your manhood?

What's Dirt?

They really made it seem like the kiss was going to be interesting. It was a little long, but besides that, it was just a see you later kiss.

So what is hot, sharp, and double-ended?

Last night was the first - and LAST - time that I watched "Dirt". Rotten fuckers, leading me on like that and then throwing a weak-ass kiss like that out there.
If I ran the FX network, I'd cancelled that crappy fucking show today.
Fucking Fucktards.

And Courtney Cox looks like complete shit anymore.
I guess she's not bad for a 58 year-old grandma though.

I'd still bang Aniston any day of Jolie - Brad Pitt is a stupid fucker.

I'd still bang Aniston any day OVER Jolie - Brad Pitt is a stupid fucker

Hershies has better kisses then that, WTF......

Well that's certainly a homosexual kiss, not sure if it's a lesbian kiss though.

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It sounds like that Scene in "Not Another Teen Movie" Where the Hot young slut teaches the 90 year old dried up hag how to kiss.....except without the Hot young slut.

Well, they got more action than I got last night....
And wait, I thought I heard this story months ago. Is this a rerun? Once again, fucking dial-up at work, so I can't even watch it. Doesn't sound like it was all that interesting anyway, so I'm not going to throw a tantrum or anything. Is there any new posts yet?

Now that the "kiss" is over would this dryed up Fugly old hag just go away. Instead of moving to NY, I hope she moves her NO talent self to the moon.

Im surprised Angelina Jolie didn't announce she found a cure for cancer yesterday, you know...just to upstage her yet AGAIN.

lol #26, that was awesome.

anyone see the email where brad morfs into his current wife/girlfriend? too funny, what a puss

This "news" reminds me of that old saying about the tree falling in the forrest and whether or not it would make a sound if nobody was around to hear it. You know what I mean?

If I want to watch 2 dudes kissing I will stick with Six Feet Under reruns on Bravo... don't need to watch this horrifying piece of ass show.

Well that was anticlimatic.
What the hell is "Dirt" anyway? And why are these two on it? Oh wait nevermind, I don't care.

@26 -- The next episode of dirt will feature Jolie playing pin the tail on the donkey with Courtney Cox. nly the tail will be Jolie's tongue and the donkey will be her wrinkled juicebox. True story.

Geeez, I need to learn to type with one hand... even cheap lesbian scenes invokes strong masturbation tendencies. I meant only of course, not nly. You know you wanted to know that.

That actually made my penis softer.

wtf. this shit is lame.

They didn't even use any tongue. That was pathetic.

Keep in mind that the media is the one who hyped it up. Both Courteney Cox and Jen Aniston made comments that it wasn't a big deal and that people were blowing it out of proportion.

They edited out the part where I step in and triple-kiss them, MTV Spring Break-style.

Does Jenn have lice or something? She keeps scratching her head

#29 That's to funny

Is this a lesbian kiss or something?Looks more a pope-kiss to an altarboy to me,telling him he's a good boy.

How could a twohotchickskissing scene be so damned boring? Come on, internet!

*YAWN*

In case you're wondering if David Arquette got a hardon from watching this, check this out (sure, it's "Star" but if they said these two women were really androids, I'd have to think about it for a minute):

"Star claims that Courteney is frequently surrounded by her "bitter girlfriends and the constant negativity may be taking a toll on her nearly eight-year marriage with David Arquette."

A source tells Star “Some people think they (Courteney’s girlfriends) have it all, but they are a ‘glass half-empty’ bunch. They’re down on love, and they seem to complain a lot.” The report notes that the women certainly have plenty to gripe about: Jen Aniston is still recovering from her breakup with Vince Vaughn, and her divorce from Brad Pitt; and Sheryl Crow, dealing with her recent disengagement from Lance Armstrong.

In hopes to offer support and sympathy she gives a rundown on why her marriage isn’t perfect. Star’s source believes, “this creates problems between her and David that wouldn’t be there otherwise.” “Courteney is probably suddenly seeing more negative traits in David,” adds another source. “But now I bet he can’t do anything right.”

I normally hold myself at a higher level than discussing the lives of celebrities, but seriously that was the most pathetic fucking kiss in history of kisses. I am a straight dude, but if you pay me 200,000 per episode, I would fucking suck the tounge out of some dudes mouth. Seriously you worthless hoes, give me something to tug on my pecker for.

Does anyone here hate the show Friends? I don't find stupid people acting stupid all that entertaining. I never laughed once watching that show.

Courtney is looking a little Michael Jackson-ish here... She needs to put on a few pounds.

Uhhh... what just happened there? I'm sitting here, just waiting for it to happen, and next thing I know I'm faced with the little red squares declaring I can 'share / watch again'. Did I miss it? Oh, wait, you mean that innocuous peck on the lips? THAT was it?! And did we really need one minute and 40 seconds of trite blabbing to precede such a non-event? Sheesh. You all suck, and I need my morning coffee now.

#47 i couldn't have said it better myself. seriously. i'm aint dun good wif da words ya see

Like everything else about her personality, Maniston faked again. Dirt sucks it hard. Courteney is starting to look like a botox mutant.

Is this seriously a much hyped lesbian kiss in the USA?Here in the office they're laughing about this'lesbian kiss'.A grandmother kissing her grandchilds would be more spectacular.

Aaww!This is very daring and spectacular seeing these trannies kissing eachother!NSFW in the highest category!Where's my historydelete-button!?

So, my 3 and a half year old son saw Courtney Cox and said, "She looks like Spock." And no, he didn't see them kiss. I know you're supposed to know math and stuff to be a genius, but, in this case... enough said.

a peck

yeah,and then i wake up and change my shorts