Mar 26 2007Christina Aguilera wears really small dresses

It's classy when your ass-cheeks hang out of the bottom of your dress!

She looks more like a blow-up doll than a whore.

Frist?

hmmmmm, phirst or second.

Hey! That was my first first! Where is everyone???

Too much makeup!

why does her monkey pimp her out like that? isn't he super rich?

I think she looks preetty hot. But you're right, too much make-up and she needs to brush her hair. And really, celebs are really ho's aren't they?

Now I need an expantion just cause it's buggin me. I'm under the impression that only Frist can be frist. And us pedestrians only have a chance to be first. Anyone?

That bra is silly.

I just pulled all of the fire alarms so I can sit here and whack off in peace. Sure I'm getting all wet from the sprinkle system and will probably cause hundreds of thousands in damage, but I'm trying to hit the wall behind my computer and the one at home offers no challenge. Now it's just a race to see if I can cream before the Fire Dept drags me out.

I'd fuck her so hard her contacts would stick to the wall, staring right back at her as if to say "WHOOOOOORE".

#3,

not even second...

In the last picture she has a perfect rose coloured circle on her cheek, like how german woman try to wear make up.

She has to wear tight dresses to distract from her butt-ugly face.

Jesus..When did she hire a Mortician to do her make-up? She looks like a corpse. I'd still do her though.

Jeeezus. Scrape off the makeup, take off all of those stupid accessories, and then she'd really be hot.

And do I see TWO layers of hosiery? Maybe she really is all made out of plastic, and all the extra crap is there to make her look "normal."

Honestly, if all street walkers looked like that, I'd be broke and probably have various STD's. She is an anomaly, sometimes she looks Orange, sometimes like Bozo the clown (as seen here), and sometimes she looks classy and hot.

She must be addicted to COSMO magazine and tries all their beauty secrets at the SAME time.

1. what the F is up with that turtle-neck thingie that is eating up her neck? horribly ugly.

2. Also, that belt HAS to go. yuk.

on the plus side: she can't take a bad photo -- she is HOT. wow.

She's doing a great job of erasing any doubt that her daddy molested her.

I think it's creepy how her hair doesn't seem to reflect light anymore. It looks kinda dusty all the time.

it's officially retarded to wear a white bra under a white shirt, especially when it's too freaking big for her tits, stupid dumbass. and hse looks like she rolled around in orange paint , stupid whore

Those are actually circus nets. They bottom layer is shimmery and the top layer are skin colored fishnets..it's so your legs look pretty under the circus lights.

kinda funny, seeing as mr fish mentioned how good she'd be in the circus..apparently she already has the hoisery down.

Hey Fish ~ what's this I hear about Carmen Electra coming out of the closet today?

Pic #4 shows she has no ass, just one big gapping see-thru hole; hummm inquiring minds ~ anyone?

If she's a prostitute I only have one question .... how much ? I'd split that biatch like wet pine.

Nice tits, whore.

# 18 - yeah, her hair looks plastic. And yellow - but that just matches her skin tone. And what's with weird brownish-reddish blush. Doesn't she have a stylist? I look better and I don't have that much money.

I think it's become quite obvious that this girl didn't get enough attention as a child, or else got TOO much of the wrong attention, as #17 stated. I believe this is a cry for help. All she needs to do now is fart out 2 kids like Britney and she'll be a has been whore in no time.

Where to begin?

Ok, first of all, why is her skin the color of a golden retriever?

2nd, why does her makeup look like she got it as a prize from the inside of a CrackerJack box?

And 3rd, is that hair on her head, or did she outbid some scumsucker on ebay for Shitney's leftovers?

I'm just sayin..

Oh and lastly, she looks like a used condom. The whole turtleneck thing isn't working for her.

She should never wear white. You know that dress will be covered in make-up when she takes it off...and that oil-based caked-on shit never comes out. Just ask any tranny.

two words.. Clown Whore

I'm with #15 & #22. The day she is officially considered to be a whore is the day that I'll run out to the bank for a second mortgage.

She's like a really slutty clown, which is very confusing to the senses.

I'm with #15 & #22. The day she is officially considered to be a whore is the day that I'll run out to the bank for a second mortgage.

oops! sorry for the double post...my connection is fucked up today.

WE GET IT! WE GET IT!!!!, you like living the life of a prostitute, you eat your cereal with jizz in the mornings, you use vaginal fluid to moisturize, you have dildos all over the house WE GET IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

The last pic in the second row is a bit tacky.
No one likes their pic taken when they're waiting in line for the rest room.

Agreed, clown whore. A tiny little brunette with pale skin and no breasts has become what you now see. Clown whore.

crunch crunch crunch, my hair goes crunch. la la la la la de da.

Two levels of hosiery, but still worst calves and knees.
Hard to trick your skeleton.

She's hotter than a two dollar pistol.
She needs a good spanking. Or is it me that needs to spank...

picture 9: OMG, her leg is weird...

She'd be hotter if she were a human.

Her legs look like bendy barbi things. benda benda benda.

#18. you're so right. Its like she has plastic muppet hair. classy

C'mon people, how would you feel if your husband looked like a Hasidic Dumbo and made you have sex with a hole cut in the sheet? She's merely sexpressing herself.

her bra is too big for her lol

used to just think she was nasty and annoying, but as time has gone by i9've come to see that man that chick is fucking HOT! nice ass, jeeeeeezus!

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You know, what bad can I say about here when I compare her to Brittney Spears? Might have said something about this outfit last year, but compared to Brittney this chick is the height of Class.

What is with the ginormous cross your heart bra? Fuck, that's foul. She looks like a caricature of herself.

Diane Keaton called... she wants her turtle neck back.

Her poor pores. What?

it's just TOO much.
on the other hand... we really don't ever see her walking around gas stations without shoes... or shaving her head while picking out tattoo designs from a coloring book... xtina's problem is she tries too hard.

I don't care what any of you say. I just want to find where she gets the pills that make her look that way. Then, I can slip them into my wife's bowl of Special K in the morning and I'll have my own Christina by nightfall. Yeah, baby! That's the American way!

God she looks whore-able.

Who decided it was time to bring 80's hooker back?

Second!

Second!

ach! I didn't even notice her bendy barbi legs until #41 said something. I was too busy staring at her bizarro face to then notice the giant hooker heels she's sporting as well. Eeew.

Got to agree with #49. She tries too hard. So sad.

Hottest Tan in a Can model ever!!!

#7, you are correct. Only I can be FRIST!!!
All of you can be first.

WoW, those pictures make her look like some cheap hooker waiting on a street corner!!

I'd lay my six inches of man meat to that faster than you can say Vienna Sausage

Hang her a stethoscope around her neck and give her a nursehat to make this outfit complete.Those healthinsurance companies are really doing their best to please the customer.

She looks slutty, yet superB!

yeah, that shirt could be longer to make it an official dress, but at least she's wearing a bra. otherwise, we'd be telling her to put one on. these celebrities just can't win!

What is it with this skank whore and her makeup? One day she looks like an Oompa Loompa, and the next day she looks like someone slapped the shit out of her on both sides of her face.

Ok, there are basically 2 types of responses by men to Xtina:

"She looks like a fuckin blow-up doll." (disgust)

"She looks like a fuckin blow-up doll!" (boioioing)

The second guy has been on Accutane for years.

She's smurfalicious. She's megahot now that she's got much better T&A from her genie days.

Even though I'm no fan of fake ones, she's making me reconsider.

C'mon on over smurf girl and bring it!

Chriiiis! Have you seen my turtleneck ?!

You're not suppose to wear your wedding dress again Christina!! duh.

When was the last time she actually did anything other than go to events no one cares about? 2003?

That dress is like gauze. I can read the tag on her bra right through it: "Maidenform 36D, hand wash, line dry".

If you can see in pic 10, she would have an easy job posing as a hooker

Ugh. she comes THISCLOSE to looking really great, but takes it just a few steps too far. I mean, I actually like the outfit and she's pretty, but she killed it with the oversized bra and tranny makeup. Not to mention the skin and hair color not found in nature...

I am not a Pisstina Hagulara hater! I would be more than willing to pay $15 to bang her behind a trash dumpster in an alleyway...

Celebrities sometimes really have bad taste. Too much make up, too much hair dye and too much red lipstick...she really looks like a clown now, and a hooker.

there is a pic taken for every split second. for every little movement. why are you surprised that some poses look weird. LIKE OMG PIC #9 HER LEG LOOKS WEIRD LIKE HOLY SHIT thats cause shes in the middle of moving. if your ass has the cameras all over it i'm sure it'd catch your nasty body twistin up real good.

if one of you had an invite to an "event no one cares about" you'd be jumpin for joy..of course you wouldn't admit it though. cause the only TRUE enoyment out of life is from sitting at your bunk ass desk all day.

i know this is the superficial none of ya have any FUNNY or original comments EVER...so yea i'll stand up for this bitch she's hot.

Oh my lord. I have 10th row tickets to see CA Wednesday night with a woman who has now been officially demoted to second hottest in the venue.

I think I have a boner. No, scratch that. I know I have a boner. In fact, I have two boners. And now I gotta go vote.

The bills for blush have gotta be putting a strain on her finances.

That's at least half a container wasted there on her otherwise orange cheeks.

Her make-up's about as subtle as...help me out here -

Paris' desperate cries for attention?

makes her look fat

im tired of christina aguilera being on this site. wth is up with her? what has she done lately? who the hell is she now? and most importantly, WHAT THE FUCK.

what is with that target-looking granny bra? if you have that much money and you're going to wear a see-through dress, you could at least buy a hot bra to wear under it...

what is with that target granny bra? if you have that much money and you're going to wear a see-through dress, you could at least buy a hot bra to wear...

So does she have to use turpentine
to remove her makeup? I see she decided to apply all the blush in the free world with a trowel for this particular outing.

She reminds me of the chicks you see in a dark nightclub who look hot in they're tight tiny outfits but then when you see them in daylight you're really disapointed.

1. Those hair extensions looks like they were styled with spray on gizz! I'm having a flashback to "There's Something about Mary" here.

2. She doesn't look as orange as in the pics from Friday. How fast does that crap fade?

3. The majority here have recognized the clown makeup, so I won't rehash that.

All in all, she looks as close to an android / half human as you can get. I can't believe that someone has to get within 6 inches of that face on a regular basis. I'd puke in a second!

Bitch, please.

Coooooooooooooooool, pantyhose!

She looks like Bridget Jones at the lawyer's supper! Whooops!

You shall speak no ill of my future ex-wife.

Hey, she's not orange.

73-- Her legs look weird because she is fucking BOW LEGGED. Idiot. Only an unbridled twat would come here and actually whine about folks being superficial.

I agree with 70, Xtina takes it a few notches too far. I usually like her looks but she's crossed the classy line straight into skanky. I dunno what's up with the hair; it's either entirely over-processed or it's a terrible extension job done with acrylic hair. Maybe it's both. Maybe she was in a rush. Maybe no one cares. Nonetheless, she should tear that monstrosity off & beat her stylist with it.

I can totally picture her in a bukkake video.

she looks fucking amazing..

no one's pointed out yet that the least attractive thing about this (extremely talented) woman is that she invariably has an expression on her face that says, "I'm so hot. Lookatmelookatmelookatme I'm so hot."
*Acting* sexy does not make one sexy. Making faces that look like you are going to sneeze any second is definitely not sexy. All I can think of when I look at her is how much time she must spend practicing "sexy faces" in the mirror. That isn't hot. It's pathetic. Same goes for Jessica Simpson. I think both of them should just hire people to carry cardboard thought bubbles over their heads that say, "I'm so hot. You know it's true."

i think her boobs are so huge from her pores enlarging from being clogged with whatever the hell she uses to get her skin that coveted orange glow.

Yeah Yeah........ orange tranny. Weird legs, clown slut with weird legs and crispy hair. I completely agree. Now where can I get her handbag?

She must have something against mirrors.

Too makeup.. hey Girl!! You´re not a clown! :D

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, she looks like a transsexual, I never saw her looki this bad. Bejaysus, pass the sick bucket.

She's at the stage of her life where she can't possibly go outside without her make up on. soon enough, she will start smoking coke to kill the pain her insecurity causes. and possibly kill herself.

LMAO @ 88 maybe I'm an unbridled twat, but I'm a sexy twat, don't hate. Maybe you should get on your job. I ain't complainin about anyone bein superficial, I'm complainin that none of ya are funny anymore. You just statin the obvious. Durrr now go blow your way to the top biaaatch.

2nd to last pic....she's squeezing one out in relief.

Last pic...she's happy the orange cloud didn't stain her dress.

Tranzilla, why the long face?

She looks hideous. You have to have really low self-esteem to wear that much makeup. I've seen 40 year old hookers that look better than that.

Holy hell, she has got to be smothering underneath that thick slathering of makeup. She is a fucking SKANK CLOWN WHORE!

Anyhow, she used to look pretty good but now eeew. Even the Dirty Christina was muuuch better than this crap.

Can someone please tell me what's with the big ol white bra under her dress or turtleneck or whatever it is? A nude bra woulda been more appropriate. I suppose she balanced this street walker outfit by actually wearing a bra. (That probably justified it all in her mind).

Anyhow, she does have a nice jacket on. Bitch. I want it.

1. ewww to her pantyhose
2. contrary to popular belief, you're supposed to wear "nude" bras under white clothes, NOT white... so clearly she knows her bra is like BAMM!
3. have her boobs gotten bigger or is it me???
4. WTF is up with her freaky makeup!?!? It looks like she just finished up with a play where she had to have extra to make it show up to the audience from waaaaaaayyyy back in the theater! ...Or a clownish prostitute.

hey look, it's veronica corningstone

Cant she lay off that neonorange stuff in her face, it hurt my eyes!