Mar 7 2007Christina Aguilera excites and disturbs the senses

EW

second for me

Painz rules

I still think she looks pretty. Remember, a harsh flash on a camera can be very unforgiving. I bet that in person she didn't look quite so clown whore-ish.

almost first! had to sign up for account. shucks. Anyways, I think she is still cute. Everyone puts on more make up to go out at night :)

I'd bang her out at the dumpsters behind a bar if she had some hot heels to go with that whore red lipstick, but I would not take her out in public where I would be seen with her... Besides, she is just another Disneypoptart.

Is that really her? Don't see her wedding ring, arm tattoo or the ring that's usually poking through most everything she wears.

FRIST

Her hair looks like it's plastic. She just coats in on before she leaves her house.

clicked to see an archetype of ugly

i gotta say

Christina Aguilera is pretty damned pretty

even through the layers of Bozo lipstick and whipped cream toppings

that close-up pic
reveals a lonely, introspective girl
trying to get approval from everyone and anyone and no one
no matter what it takes

seriously, it must be fucking hard as hell to be on-display like that, it's gotta take its toll one way or another eventually

alright enough bullshit, if she didn't have a sharp nose and guileless blue eyes i would've been relentless with the insults

back to the fuck-shit work for me

FRIST

She shows up quite a lot on this site,doesn't she?If you read this mrs Christina,deposit asap some money on my bankaccount otherwise i'm gonna say some nasty things about you.

everyone wondered what she was doing marrying mr. potatohead, saying that she was too pretty for him....well apparently not. it takes 12 layers of foundation to get her to look moderately acceptable.

she is a bow-legged rat in drag makeup, always has been. she looks like a witch with alopecia when she's not coated in drag style makeup

she is ugly as sin without makeup, thats why she is with her man.

she looks like she's wearing a mask. especially in that last pic.

Her hair looks like shit and she's orange, that pretty much cancels out any pretty anywhere else. She looked better in her skank-slut phase, which wasn't very good, but at least she looked marginally attractive then. Here, yeah, she's looking a little tranny. Bad tranny. No self-respecting tranny would go out looking like that.

I'd still hit it.

Only her husband knows how she looks without make-up...*Shudder*

She is still better looking with the clown make-up than Fergie and Kirsten!!! At least you would like to beleive that she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Fergie would just scare it off

Third pic on the top row - they even sprayed that base paint and powder onto her EARS and 2" into her hairline. WTH?

Yeah ok she's gone a little overboard but she still looks hot.

why the fuck are her eyebrows grey? and i didn't know that after 1986 it was ok to combine shiney blue shadow with hooker red lipstick. goddamn she's gross

Is she trying to audition for a role as Bozo the Clown? I don't think that even he wore so much makeup. She looks ridiculous.

Where are her wedding rings??

Is anyone here old enough to remember The Sound Factory waaaay back circa 1990-93? If so, then you, like me, know exactly what happened here. You start getting ready to go out, determined to go with a really 'natural' face that won't melt off the minute Junior starts throwing down. Then you have a drink, and a small line of blow, and decide to just do a 'dramatic eye' that will really pop agianst the natural face. A little more vodka, one more line, and you add a strong lip. Then you decide that your eyebrows would look terrific with a thick coat of colored powder. Now it's time for your lovely hit of e. An hour later, you're ready to head out the door. One last look in the mirror convinces you that you need several more coats of mascara, and another coat of lipstick.
Voila! Clown Face.

I think she's perfect for a movie called 'Look ma no hands!

She looks like Holly, Hefner's plastic clown.

I betcha her clown boobies honk when you squeeze 'em.

"She looks like bozo the clown blah blah blah blah " If everyone can't live in reality then close your eyes and try really, really hard to imagine it and you'll see that 90% OF MEN ARE WILLING TO FUCK HER SEVEN WAYS TO SUNDAY!

and the other 10%? Well there's explanation for that too. THEY'RE GAY.

The metallic white eyeshadow is a little 16 year old public school, but other than that this is pretty much signature X-tina. She's beautiful with makeup caked on and she's beautiful bare faced. Whatevs.

leave be, shes gorgeous!

It looks like some kid ate a box of crayons and then threw up on her face.

Oh, give me a break. She's a fucking pop star . . . you want her to show up in a cardigan, slacks, and June Cleaver style make up?

She looks like a clown.

I think the appropriate description is 'hot as a backstreet blonde', if I remember my Raymond Chandler.

Oh well, none of us is perfect.

i think it's funny that in one of her songs, she sings, "this is not a circus, don't you take me for a clown".

sure, christina. sure.

True #5 everyone does put on more makeup to go out at night... but not everyone has to drown themselves in it to be allowed out of the house.

Geeeez if she's lookin scary clown with all that crap on imagine how Old Hag she looks without it.
dirty dirty whore. Copying Marylin will never make you classy christina

She still looks good..if that's really her...missing the tat and doesn't really look like her.

29. Posted by Stink on March 7, 2007 4:26 PM
"I betcha her clown boobies honk when you squeeze 'em."

Awww fuck...gonna cum...

So this is an example of bad makeup, yes? I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks so.. this is how my roommate does her makeup pretty much every day of her life. I'm really not sure why, it looks TERRIBLE. I think Christina is pretty, this makeup makes her look gross, though.

Hey man, give her props. It must be terribly difficult matching your foundation according to what shade of orange you happen to be that day...

I honestly still think she is gorgeous, and sometimes her makeup does turn out right. Today was just not one of those days.

Just a coupla things.. 1. That is the reddest lipstick I have ever seen. 2. Does she have a bleaching kit at home and only drink milk and water, sheesh, her teeth are almost flourescent and 3. ITS WINTER! IM READY FOR SPRING SO I CAN WEAR SHORTS LIKE THE CELEBS! Fuck this cold mess... It's warming up in the south... finally.

and to go along with # 39, her gigantic wedding set is mysteriously missing, and no sign on a "tan line" Liars ring... Hmm, Is superfish trying to pull one over on us? not one of those is her looking anywhere near the camera... Fishy, very fishy...

...wouldn't it be fun to look so much like a celebrity, naturally, with out surgery, to have people freak out when you walked by and be all up in your shit with huge cameras... Better look your best, or you'll be disgusting like all the rest. (haha! I'm a poet.... sorry, im wasted and typing, bad combo...)

for just one day, that is... Is everyone sleeping? is this a bad hour?

She is still hot as hell if you ask me. She doesn't look her best, but damn she still looks good!

She is still hot as hell if you ask me. She doesn't look her best, but damn she still looks good!

wow... I really should read before I post, is there a delete button here somewhere??

...and could I possibly bother for another moment, I do not appreciate you forcing me to google Christina Aguilera without makeup. I really don't like you anymore. You totally fucked up that fantasy. 'Preciate that.

Her eyebrows look blue in the main photo. Maybe even a little green. She needs a makeup professional STAT!

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

da da dadadada da da dada ...

Her teeth are super white. What can I say, she's an artist 365/24/7, she's got an image to uphold. BTW, her makeup is intended to be seen about 100 yards away while she's standing on the stage and you are in the audience. Whoever took these pictures got waaay tooo close. She needs a sign that says, "stay back 100 yards".

I was just about to make a comment on the teeth as well. Impressively white, but more than that, I think homegirl got some veneers or something, because she used to have some bucky-ness going on, or something. Can't quite put my finger on it... gaps? anyway, they're looking much better.

He said he was retiring, but it seems the success of the Christmas CD was too much to resist.

Still, I'm glad to see Dee Snider is still keeping the weight off and touring solo.

Good for him–he's earned it.

I've never wanted to bang a clown before..........

Yawn...I will be glad when Superfishes' Gaguilera obsession is over. Move along...nothing new here.

All of you who think it is not her...the eyebrows are a dead giveaway.

I wish I looked that bad...give her a break!!

She has an excellent voice and she's quite cute when she's not painted up like a blow-up sex doll.

If my wife looked like that, I would not be disappointed. She should fire the stylist, though.

I don't get why she cakes on the makeup like that... she seems to be the type of girl that would look great first thing in the morning WITHOUT any makeup.

Of course, if I'm wrong about that I could always just stare at her cans.

I'll say this for her.....you don't see her shaving her head and beating the daylights out of SUVs with umbrellas like someone else..........

clown makeup aside, shes clowning all the way to the bank. That broads got more money than we can count. Good for her.

Ugh she'd be so pretty if she didn't paint her face like a clown

I thought make-up was supposed to be used to ENHANCE your looks, not cover them up. She's pretty enough, she doesn't need a pound of make-up. That's probably why her skin is so fucked up in the fourth picture...

it's the flash.

i think her rat face and deformed bow-legs still make her ugly. her buckets of paint on face may appeal to tranny's, mexicans, poor people, fat people with low standards, and lonely straight males who have never touched a real girl.

Personally I like transexual clowns, but that could be just me.

have you even listened to her cd? she doesnt care what you people say, she likes the way she looks, and she's not gonna change for people who say she's a "transexual clown" and a "clown whore."

you people are degrating.

as for everything who is defending her, nice work. 'cause everything you say it true.

everyone should like the way they look whether someone else likes it or not.

have you even listened to her cd? she doesnt care what you people say, she likes the way she looks, and she's not gonna change for people who say she's a "transexual clown" and a "clown whore."

you people are degrating.

as for everything who is defending her, nice work. 'cause everything you say it true.

everyone should like the way they look whether someone else likes it or not.

she is so skanky she gives crack whores a bad name...i'm sure if she and paris started hanging out together a skank black hole would erupt and destroy the universe!