Mar 5 2007Christina Aguilera wears really tight dresses

Purdy...

Thank God her stylist finally made this girl change her red lipstick to a cute shade of pink. Plus superfish guy, in the 5th small pic, you can kind of see some of her nipple....not that I was looking that hard.

Hey, she's looking alot better than Britney thats for sure

tan much>?

Good looking and smart too. Smart you ask? Why yes, she's hanging out with ugly chicks to make her look even better.

I know when I dream of having 3 girls at once, I want them to look like a photoshop color demo (blend the left and the right and you get the middle one). Also it's important for one girl (right) to look like she still has her dick, which she waves around using her Ultimate Fighter hands and forearms. And still has blood on her tongue from the last girl she "ate".

God I'm so fuckin hard right now...

Oompa Loompa doompa dee doo

She is soooo orange. Only up to her hair line. Doesn't she make enough money to have a professional stylist ensure her tan looks real? Horrid. Fake tan much?

I'm looking at this picture and my tongue is all swollen and hanging out of my mouth and I'm drooling all over my purple ostrich tippet.

Her husband is a lucky, lucky man. I don't say this about many dudes, but I'm way better looking than him too...

Maybe Britney saw these pics while flipping through a magazine in the waiting room.

Had to be the reason she attempted suicide.

FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE.

Shake 'n bake.

Gwen Stefani blood red lips are totally out and nude lips are way hot. Now if you'll excuse me I have to buy batteries for my tongue vibrator.

No fake tan here....the dress is so tight it's just squeezed her areolas into her face.

What's with the bruise on her leg?!? Her husband better not be hitting her or he might get a beat down from the JandalOf DOOM! - Or, more likely, she might leave him.

... She ain't pretty, she just looks that way.

I've always thought her face (esp. snout) resembles that of a daschund. Or a greyhound.

Do any of you really think she is cute??? Or is this sarcasm? I've always imagined women on Mars or Mercury looking something like this. When she performs does she wear really big red shoes and have a squirting flower on her lapel?

Yes, Ted.

I mean, no, Ted.

I do not think she is cute. She is Operation Clambake.

Super hot... I would hit that until it split down the middle....

#17 - she might not be the most beautiful woman in the world, but I'd fuck that hard little body until it broke in half.
I think she's a lesbian though - that can be the only explanation for her ugly-as-sin husband.

When she is 45, her pendulous udders will brush the red carpet.

Nice Cankles.

So hot, but why the orange? Ghostly white is better than orange.

Hey Christina, you missed a spot, I can see a patch of unspackled skin.

Shakira blows this clown out of the water.

So this is how it all ends, except for the dying, maybe? Recycled stuff plus some C-list whocares, writers hired because they applied, sputtering threads filled with deadends. Sad.

It's gonna be tacos tonight!

It must really piss her off that she's the one with a new album out and Britney's the one getting all the attention.

Speaking of Britney, I do hope Brooke Shields can "counsel" some sense into her thick, bald noggin. You know... slap her around a little bit, back 'n forth... like a cat toying with its live prey.

Ted....
See that smudge on her left thigh? That is from guys just running up to her and trying to maniacally hump her in any available spot!
I know I would.
wood.
Hmmm...gotta go.

She's a beautiful girl. However, she needs to not cake on the make up as much or else people are going to be calling her Mrs. Butter Worth's.

WOW she's urnge.

Was this place ALWAYS this boring?...

Americans don't know beauty.

Give me a green-eyed Northern Indian lass, and THEN we'll talk beauty.

She's gorgeous! Nothing to complain about here.

her body is hot but why does she keep spray tanning to look like a oompa loompa?

fergernauster,
No, it is usually far more boring on this site. We, the few, pathetic loyalists visit daily out of the delusional hope that the site will one day stop sucking.

And if by green-eyed Northern Indian lass you mean someone like Aishwarya Rai, well then you are ablsolutely correct. Christina would shrivel an die in the prescence Aishwarya.

I happen to like oompa loompas!! Why all the ill talk about oompa's anyway?

I am at a loss for words for the way she looks!

Her nipples are under her armpits.

For the love of cheese, would someone please organize some self-tanner interventions in Hollywood? Jebus, I am so tired of seeing orange women. WTF is wrong with their eyesight? Do they not see how they look? Do they not have any honest friends who will tell them, "Girl, stop it, you're orange." Damn.

And yeah, for sure, Aishwarya Rai makes Christina look like, well, Britney Spears. I don't know if Aishwarya can sing, but I'm not crazy about Christina's music anyway, so who cares?

#25 - speaking of blowing clowns and Shakira ... in what way? Hottitude? vocally?

I think she's hot. but the tan is kinda weird.

I once saw a pic of her without the make-up: ugly as Hell!

But nice fake boobs.

Here we go again...anything with fake body parts and over processed hair and skin = sexy. NOT!
Are all you guys drunk? That girl is fug six ways from Sunday.

Aishwarya Rai is arguably the world's most beautiful woman. Christina Aguilera is arguably the best singer in the pop music world today (anyone see her do the tribute to JB on the Grammies? If not, don't even think of trying to argue differently).

I spent about :45 minutes trying to watch one of Rai's American films - something about spices set in SF while on a 14 hour flight with nothing else to watch. I ended up doing an in depth study of the seat in front of me instead.

I'm drunk, and they are real, son. I'd hit that until I wore Little Spamfighter down to a nub. Think I'll get started now, with those picture in hand.

My pants feel funny. Like someone shoved a watermelon in my jeans.

Christina > The Antichrist.

i think she looks better like that, without her red lipstick and her wannabe marilyn moroe style.

She looks great in the dress but when is her skin going to return to its normal color?

hey babe...

yes you nailed it
almost...

it certainly would be...
...a great escape

thanks and...

luck babes

Nice SWEATER PUPPIES!

Christina is not pretty. WAKE UP people she is fake as ever. She drowns herself in makeup, a fake tan, and gross hair products. That is not pretty to me.

why are all of their mouths open??

Christina is not only ugly, she's a no talent whore. She's too rich and I demand she gives her money to people with less. How dare she uses fake and bake. She reminds me of pumpkin pie. She has no right to copy Marilyn Monroe or Gwen Stephani and that red lipstick is tiresome. Those fake tits are sick, she should embrace her natural beauty. Her husband looks like a Yassar Arafat. The marriage is a sham. I feel better about myself and my life now.

should have labeled this entire article NSFW cause now i can't think straight since i would agree... no blood in my brain ;)

46. Mistress of Spices

All the haters. what, mad cause Ms. I-need-more-rehab-Spears shaved her head? ;)

You can't see her nipples because she invested in a new invention called pasties....thankfully...

Overall she is a pretty girl, but the fake tanning has to go....I mean remember this?

http://www.lyricdude.com/christinaaguilera/aguilera.jpg

soften up a bit sweetie, you are pretty...besides all that makeup and tanning is aging you faster than you can imagine...Just look at recent photos of Jenna Jameson....

she is ORANGE

things i hate about the way christina aguilera looks:

-fake platinum hair
-widespread fake boobs
-orange skin
-huge bottom lip, really thin top lip
-very narrow bridge of the nose that gets too wide at the bottom (and pointy at the same time somehow)

i seriously hate her. plus when she sings it sounds like she has a ham sandwich stuck in her throat.

Thank god we got a break from the ANS death insanity and Britney's public psychotic breakdown. This stuff is so much more interesting.

does anyone remember how pretty she was when she first came out with "genie in a bottle"? i wish she would take her look "back to basics" and quit frying her hair and wearing a pound of makeup.

I see her pics and think of things like "squeaky balloons" and "shallow grave next to the highway". Is that wrong?

She looks like trailer trash Barbie, I agree she should go back to her Genie in a Bottle days... Her orange skin will be like leather in a couple years. Shame, cuz she is somewhat pretty.

Those are the only fake boobs I respect. And that's because they are genie magic.

Hmm, the genie is all good.

She needs to throw the peroxide away and stop laying in the sun.

But I still love her boobs. And that, in no way, makes me gay.

Nice orange tan too. Her jew boy husband must be really proud of his cheap skank shiksa. Didn't his mom warn him about staying within the tribe? He should've listened...

I would fuck her ass till it turned purple

jpjrocks is SUCH the hopeless romantic

@67
Purple and orange. Hmmmm. I suppose that might work.

I think she has really turned herself around. I don't know about personally, but she doesn't look like a $5 slut anymore.

Even though that dress is super tight, it doesn't look skanky as all hell. Meaning she really turned herself around. She doesn't have to look classy, just not skanky as all hell.

Is there anything this girl has that's actually real? Apart from her dress.

To all you that said Christina was a flash in the pan and Britney was the one, where are you now???????

#72

they are working double shifts at the walmart to try to buy back brit's hair and her lost dignity.

"Eat it, Britney". Aside from the god awful tan o' course.

I mean really...look how sharp her knees are. She is way below my standards.

She's great! Seems like she's skating through 'celebrity' quite nice, married a normal guy, stays out of 'public' trouble anyway.
Good for you girl!

I don't think she's been doing sunbeds, it looks like it's all self-tanner. So she sort of is doing her skin a favour... but not my fucking eyes.

There's nothing worse than a tanned blonde whose skin is darker than her hair. Then she puts on lipgloss that's lighter than her skin, and the whole package is just fit for burial. She looks like a stupid corpse.

Bring back the ultra-whore red, it completes the rest of the uniform!

I want to like her, I want to think she's sexy, but it's just not happening. She wears a mask, so it's hard to tell exactly what I'm looking at half-the-time. I just don't "get" her.

53, you pretty much described every woman in hollywood, playboy playmate & porn star and probably 75% of the general population of women.

55, how is hell is she copying gwen stefani? because they have blonde hair? last time i checked, she didn't invent that. maybe you're confusing the fact that christina can sing and gwen can't? maybe, just a little?

Any bets on how long they last ? ? ? ! ! !

What's the equivalent of "whigger" for a chick? "Whigglette?" I wonder why her and Eminem haven't hooked up, I think they'd be good together. They both hate being white.

What a fat ass.

I wonder if her vajayjay is the same colour as the rest of her...Orangina anyone?

what's with the skin and that 'do? look down....erection. look up....scary orange beast....no erection.

Can you really shave off your nipples??

it gonna be a tough time...

either with us...

...or against

make you choices : )

now !

Remember when she had all those piercings hanging out of her face? She sure cleaned up good. What I can't figure out is where are all the holes from those things. Her face should look like swiss cheese by now.

Fucking. Boring.

why does she always wear so much makeup?

I'll bet she smells and/or tastes like pumpkin spice too.

She's got a purdy mouth...

ohhh my gay. it's funny to see how hard you have to nitpick to make christina sound ugly. you are just mad she hasn't put a porn out yet. cause obviously, this is a girl who can fucking work it.

Christina doesn't wear any more make-up that anybody else in Hollywood...if you want "natural", don't be on a celebrity website to look for it. Your friendly neighborhood Walmart should provide you with plenty of nice, natural, ugly fat chicks if that's what gets you going.

Let's see...hair? Check. Singing career? Check. Sanity? Check.

I think the Brittney vs. Christina war is finally over.

She can be purple for all I care.

She looks a lot less slutty without that horrid bright red lipstick.

Still, she probably needs an ice scraper to remove all that makeup.

@56
Um...I don't, and never have cared for EITHER of those Mickey Mouse creations. They are both fug and talentless...not to mention every career move they make is scripted for them. Those 2, and Timberlake are not artists, they are corporate creations. They've even convinced a good portion of the population that wailing, screaming and moaning passes for great singing.

87, what did she have, a nose & lip ring? an eyebrow ring? that's not really all that many, now is it?

Do you think she likes analingnus? Jus wonderin

She really needs to go to a Home Depot and do one of those nifty paint color computer programs to choose a better shade before next driving through the spray-on tanning booth.

Oompa Loompa Doompity Do!

If I woke up tomorrow and my wife looked like that, I would be content.

Is that Rick James on the right?

I thought he died.

Bruises on her shins. Any other girl, I'd say she was giving head, but not Christina.

The only time I EVER liked her hair was when it was long and straight, the fake (or real, who cares) tan has GOT to go, otherwise she's fine.
I just hate it when perfectly pretty women (or men) do crap to themselves to fuck it up.

*Just* 94%, Author Person?

Is that really her or just someone wearing one of those halloween masks?
Her face looks like rubber, I could peel that shit right off!

I think all u jealous bitches need 2 back off- u knw u cudnt look a 10th of how hot christina looks!!
U jugde make-up and fake-ness- well duh- hollywood iz 100 % fake!!!
Marilyn Monroe woz a worlds legendary sex symbol- who woz loved- and she woz fake top 2 top! Christina has so much talent- dat da music industry iz nothin wivout her unique powerful soul! And btw- she stands up 4 women + sexuality- n girlz ur jus dissin urselfs- wiv ur insecuritys....pathetic!

she looks real fake, fake tits, hair orange skin.

She would look so much better if she wasn't so tan. Other than that she's hot ;-)

Trannies.

she is maybe a tranny's idea of a good looking woman. her fake tan looks like puke... and why doesn't she ever hang out with young white girls?

whoever thought she'd be the one to turn out ok

ugh....can she be any sluttier?

What your deal Carsten5577?