Mar 7 2007Carmen Electra is generous

god love her

I think she might actually be reaching into his cup and taking his money in that shot.

Fine legs. Take a look Nelly - T-sraps if you have leaner legs, mules or strapless if you don't.

GOD DOES love her.

Why are you people so dam MEAN!

Burr in your butts?

Man, when I was homeless, I sure as hell didn't have enough money to buy STARBUCKS and use the cup to beg. Something tells me this guy's got a benz parked a half block away, and this is just more lucrative than using his degree in economics.

according to his sign he is "traveling" and needs 3 bucks to stay at a youth hostel. assclown hippies like this probably make their mothers wish post-birth abortions were legal

There is no way this was yesterday. That dude would be frozen to death on the sidewalk & she would not be wearing capri leggings with open toed shoes. It was about 10 degrees with a -5 windchill.

I don't think that guy is homeless, I think needs money to stay in a youth hostel. Hey here's an idea, get a job!

That "homeless" guy is waaaaaay better dressed than any Olsen sister in an ordinary day. He should work as their stylist

Let's make fun of her because she is giving money to homeless people.

i didn't know that the yuppie ho-bo's had spread to new york city!

i live in santa cruz for a few months, and the street was littered with the lazy and discontent children of upper-middleclass america, who were hoping that they could remain children forever- not brushing their hair or teeth, not working, not thinking- and that somehow the archetypal santa claus would swoop in as the white man's god and save all his beautiful little blue-eyed, pale-assed children.

hello- trash comes in every color. and you can only ride on coattails when someone is wearing the coat!

She might be the finest woman ever to live.

I'd give both my legs to hit that.

but carmen electra fell for the trap. probably cause trash likes company.

11- HAH

I like her hair too, and how she doesn't cave to bleach it. She wouldn't look as nice if she coloured it blonde. She's a good looking woman who knows how to stand out. Too bad about the boobs, but as she said 'everybody was getting them in the 90s'

Did Carmen get Navarro's right hand in the divorce settlement?

Correction: handS

I like her shoes. Thats it, I usually don't have that much bad to say about her.

looking a little thinner....mighty fine legs on that little philly..if given the chance to hit that, one should do so, even if she has been with prince, navarro, and rodman...oyyyyyyyy

#18 I'm glad you brought that up....come to think of it I see a little pattern here...Carmen only dates and marries feminine men ...things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmm

Schack you may still have a chance

I hope real homeless people tracked that lazy jackass down and cannibalized him. He's probably an "artiste" and lives as a faux hobo on the weekends when he's not staying at his parent's upstate new york mansion. Not that he enjoys it, however, because they're FACISTS.
I live in baltimore and theres a kid just like that guy i pass when walking to work everyday. He does his best pathetic impression by mumbling "Got any chaaaaange maaang?" It takes iron will to keep myself from delivering several kicks to his poser hobo ribs.

#13

If you disagree, you are obviously a homo.

It was nice of her to give money to that homeless guy, but only pocket change? My income is only a hair above poverty level, but I've given homeless guys at least a dollar! I guess I'm more generous. ;) It seems people with money are so damn cheap!

newsflash people, he's not homeless!

I have to agree with #5. I've never seen a homeless person sporting a Starbucks coffee cup. Dude has a Benz and a condo in Florida. He probably bums for money to minimize his tax liability.

sorry, lllll, i may have a chance at what?

22- i agree that she's attractive, i just think that she is probably pretty lazy, which is why she decided to get breast implants and make a carrer out of looking young and cute in hopes that santa claus would make her a perennial nymphet.

ever watch the girls next door? great show. awesome. the girls are sure as hell not dumb and neither are cats for evolving to be so heart-wrenchingly cute), but they are like little girls and hef is santa.

santa baby, i've really been a very good girl, so come on down the chimney tonight ;)

Whats to say the guy didn't get the starbucks cup out of a trash can?

the "chimney" ;)

*purr, purr*

*squirm, squirm*

*slither, slither*

*meow, meow*

Carmen Electra - proof that there is a God even though SATAN got to her first. Bummer.

if an epicurean kitten-like existence is EVIL, then Satan is pretty banal

That is the cleanest most well dressed hobo I've ever seen. He has clearly had at least 3 showers this week. What a fucking loser. Even the hobos around here offer to dance or clean your windshield for cash instead of just sitting there all clean & shiny like a fucking college kid. That's gotta be it...he's gotta be conducting some sort of sociology experiment for his professor or some shit. Man.

Unlike alot of other celebs Carmen seems like a nice person. And she's actually pretty.

He's really color coordinated as well...notice how his hat matches his pants and gloves.

Reminds me of when I was in Europe spending a month at school.

Went up to amsterdam (of course) for a few days, walking around while I was all small. there were these 3 hippies playing music on the sidewalk, me and a friend walk by, looking at them. As we pass the hat they have out for money, not giving any, one of them say, "It doesn't hurt to help."

I turn around and say (loudly, but not screaming), "Fuck you!" and just keep on walking.

I relate this story of mine because this is exactly what Carmen did, at first. Then, she saw the paparatzzi, did a double take, and went back to drop a few measly pennines in the guy's cup.

The problem with Carmen is she has no backbone......but she got the booty.

i don't know why hobos with big dicks don't at least sell their bodies to support their childlike existences.

there are 4,000,000 single women in New York, most of whom, aside from their pretensions at virtue through Love, love to get fucked, like any good whore.

it's too much work to gamble on a big dick. and you usually don't find out until it's too late.

You hobo humpin' slobo babe
Get it off, get off, get off of me!

First off this prick isn't homeless. He's what they call spanging. When I lived in the East Village, these punks would show up on Thursday and Friday and take up residence to raise money for getting high. I mean look at this prick. He doesn't look like he's missed one shave or shower in 24 hours. No homeless guy is sitting on the stree with his freaking backpack.

Like when you go to work/school you take your backpack. When this guy goes spaning, he takes his backback to his job.

I hated these little fuckers and if you want to screw with their heads just stop and tell them to get a job. You'll be hit with a litany of curses like you never had in your life.

As for Carmen, she's looking smashing. Here's a little story. My buddy worked on this crappy MTV show Singled Out. It was probably the worst TV show on television. Jenny McCarthy was hosting but she was replaced by Carmen Electra. My friend said Jenny was a floozy but from day one Carmen just blew her away with her hotness.

Since then, I know it doesn't matter how hot unless it can stand up to the likes of Carmen Electra. Apparently Prince and Navarro agree.

As for this spaning punk I'd like to stomp on him. I hated this little fuckers taking up space in the neighborhood.

She's getting old. She's not so pretty these days.

All I have to say about this is... Doesn't she realize it's freezing out! She is wearing cropped *shudders* Spandex pants and open toe shoes! Look at everyone else in the pics, they are all bundled up. But if you're Carmel Electra, I guess it's HOT all of the time.

She probably gave the guy a ringpuller or her worned out spiral.

Low- that didn't make any sense

Wow, a flawless beauty!

If it were me, I'd reach down and slap his cup, sending the money flying all over the sidewalk. Then, when he started to yell at me, I'd turn and do a sidekick, driving that heel spike right through his eye. Then I'd pull his eyeball off my heel spike, put it in his money cup and place the cup in the puddle of his own blood, and say "Have a nice day!".

why would you be that mad, pretty baby. if you can love your pets, then you can love a good whore. most of social interaction involves selling oneself for pleasure anyway. the point is, i think, that he's not really being honest about what he is. if he's gonna sell his dignity for money, he might as well do it in style.

The guy doesn't look homeless to me either,his handgloves aren't even fingerless.

picture him coming up to your ear and whispering, "we're both well endowed, in our own way. i can do something for you, if you can do something for me."

wouldn't you take him in a cab or a bathroom or on your lunchbreak? heck, you can even make him go down on you.

hey, maybe it was his first day of being homeless so he wasn't all tattered and dirty yet. you know everyone's gotta have a first day.

Why do homeless people always have markers?

I know half of her is made by DuPont, but she is extremely fuckintheassable.

At the end of the day this guy scrapes all his money together and drives away in his Porsche Cayenne...

technically, circumscised males are much less likely to have an STD than their female counterparts, so it would be safer to have sex with a male whore than a female whore. AND, since social conditions are such that the market is small, you can probably get quite good head and some dick for like 20 bucks.

i hope someone is taking notes.

anyway, i'm out for today. i love you people. keep on rocking.

damn, i'm inclined to say give her a break. she's actually doing a good deed that most people wouldn't.

I was there, and turns out she was just making change for the subway

She was great in Dirty Love with Jenny McCarthy.

#48 Thank you, you made my day.

I'm liking those shoes. I gotta wonder though, is she that big a celebrity that the paps follow her? Seems a little conincidental that someone just happened to be taking her picture at that moment. I smell staged photo op.

Be a lot more generous if she gave that dude a blow job instead.

That dude is definitely no homeless New Yorker, god knows they don't take chump change anymore. They get all pissy if it ain't at least a finski, standard cost of living-without-a-home wage increases I guess.

He obviously isn't that poor, because he has a STARBUCKS CUP! I mean, it's not even a tall cup, it's a venti cup! That had to have been at least, like $4 to even get!

Whatever happened to homeless guys using good 'ol Dixie Cups for their change buckets? Homeless people are soooo ostentatious these days...

I live in Manhattan and I may have seen that guy before... I definitely agree with #7, it was terrible yesterday and it's worse now because of the snow.

The "well dressed" beggars are usually the ones who have signs about how they need money to go back home and/or that they ran out of money while traveling. I tend to give food rather than money to actual homeless people who don't beg because the ones that do beg for money just want to shoot up.

I'm not trying to defend him but just because he has a Starbucks cup doesn't mean that he bought coffee from Starbucks. There is practically a Starbucks on each block, you're bound to run into an empty Starbucks cup.

51- it doesn't matter if your genitals are cut or not, you can get an STD from having unsafe sex as easily as anyone else. are you a circumcised male? please, go ahead and be a "man whore" and see what happens to you.

Okay, I used to see this guy EVERY DAY on 48th St. between 5th & 6th with some stupid sign about a hostel or about being homeless and looking like a St Marks pseudo-punk. This is going back about 6 months, AT LEAST. He disappeared around December, I think, and from the looks of it he just relocated. I'm trying to figure out where this is, I'm thinking 50th & 5th...so what, he moved a block away? I guess I don't see him anymore because that's not the route I take to work. This guy bugs the shit out of me!!!! AAAARGH.

Yup 62, he's a spanging fuck and he's in midtown which just happens to be the cross section of the most workers and tourist you can find.

Will some nice girl find him and kick her heel into his eyeball please.

Her outfit looks feirce!!!

wtf?! that's PapaHotJew trying to raise bus fare to get back to 'weezyanna'!

Spanger or not, any man who can get Carmen Electra to bend over has zazz.

She may just be giving her imaginary money to her imaginary homeless friend, Schnozzle McGoo...it just looks like she's headed for the real guy's cup.

I'm sure he would have rather she just planted her ass on his face for a second or two. Would have made a much better story when he was tell the story later at the shelter.

'telling'

She's pretty. I don't know why she wears so much eye make-up.

Does IDLYITW steal ALL of your shit? They're like the Carlos Mencia of celeb/gossip sites.

Husband #3? He looks better than the first two specimens.

i don't really think anyone should judge how much money a rich person should give poor people. maybe she carries all credit cards. who fucking knows, but it's the fact that she didn't keep walking with her nose in the air that makes her cool. she's probably also smart enough to realize from walking on these busy streets all her famous life that YES many people do pretend to be homeless. soooo wtf.

Her feet are fuckable.

I thought I knew that guy, but I don't -- the guy I saw was heavier, but it was the same scenario: ostentatious backpack, cardboard sign, specific, low amount of money, same handwriting.

It was 42-34th street, 7th ave, last summer. The first time I saw him/her, I almost felt bad.. the sign used to say 'need $17 more for my bus trip home'.. but then you see them more than once and you realize this is meant to nail the tourists. Congrats, Carmen Electra -- you're *definitely* not a New Yorker!

The fact that so many people recognize this guy-with-a-sign makes me wonder if there's some organized group effort behind this brand of faux-meless.. if I was feeling naive, I'd imagine it was some college psychological experiment.

He is not homeless!!!! She should be kicking his ass back to wherever trustafarians like him come from (here its usually california or mass) not enabling his parasitic existence. He is an affront to real homeless people who cannot do any better. This fucker could easily go to his parents estate in napa or maybe rough it at their cabin in bend. Shame on her for perpetuating this shit, I usually just tell them to eat their dog if they are hungry.

#61- a New York Times article came out just last week about how uncircumscised men are 60% MORE LIKELY to contract HIV.

of course it's more likely. just think about it- it's delicate skin, which on the inside is a mucosal membrane (like the inside of your nose) which, due to its softness is much more likely to suffer tiny lascerations, and due to its wetness, much more likely to incubate bacteria. for these same reasons, women are much more likely to contract STD's than men... there are of course other factors, but i'll have to refer you to additional sources.

actually, though, i am not even a male. and my last three boyfriends, for some weird reason, have been uncut. i haven't seen a cut penis in years. i like the way a "natural" penis looks.

all i'm saying is that male whores are safer than female whores, and i would hope that people use protection with both.

OK. I agree the guy is not homeless. But all of your wannabe-columbo retarded detective reasoning that "homeless guys don't buy Starbucks" is just plain stupid. Did you ever possibly think that (Drumroll please) HE FOUND THE FUCKING CUP???"!!!

Why can't she get her own cup of coffee? She's got money.

76 - hollywood_hillbilly beat me to it. That's not a homeless guy, that's a trustafarian. She should be hip to those by now.
At least from the looks of it she's only giving him enough small change to be insulting.
"Here's a nickel, leech" *plink*

"my last three boyfriends, for some weird reason, have been uncut"

my last 3 ... wow - slut! cool. got pictures?

He's NOT homeless, it is an acting scene, you know they are trying out the "real deal" out in the "real" tough streets of god knows where for her next romantic comedy: Carmen and the Homeless Hobo. She's not giving him money, its pocket lint, look really closely...

#77 What about the 3 slabs of boink meat before the last 3, what cut were they? And the 3 before that?

#77 What about the 3 boink meats before your last 3, what cuts were those? And the 3 before that?

as cute as i think the phrase "boink meat" is, i can't say they were just meat, which i do wish i could say, trust me. i've always wanted to be that girl.

the overwhelming majority of my boyfriends have been circumscised, which is why i said it was "weird" to have three in a row. this is america, after all. what i like about american uncircumscised men, is that they bear a scar of lockerroom and sleepover traumas, which usually makes them much needier and more malliable than their looks would otherwise warrant.

well, malleable is the wrong word.

how about penetrable.

plus, i just like how they look. what a cool structure- the skin rolls back when it gets hard, so that it looks like some kind of red jewel unsheathing itself, and, of course, when that happens, the mucuous membrane is exposed, which emits a powerful aphrodisiatic odor. it also makes jerking-off so easy, and when it's idle, its a cool little hood-type device, which covers and protects.

the only thing is cleanliness, obviously... but it's not that hard to not be a slob, and most ppl have to give up their slovenly ways in their early 20's anyway.

the homeless guy looks like gavin degraw........anyone else see the resemblane?

Since we are on the topic, I just had to post this.

Dear Alice,

Maybe this is a weird question, but my boyfriend is uncircumcised. If he hasn't taken a shower right before we make love, his penis smells. I assume it is the secretions getting stuck under the foreskin. Have you had any other questions about this? I'm really very curious to know if this is a problem.

— Foreskin curious

Dear Foreskin curious,

The foreskin is a fold of skin that covers the glans of the penis (a.k.a., the head). Circumcision removes the foreskin from the penis. Men with uncircumcised penises need to pull back their foreskin and wash the area underneath at least once a day.

Smegma, a cheesy substance that can have a "particular" scent, is secreted from tiny subcutaneous glands beneath the foreskin. This is probably what you are noticing on your boyfriend's penis. The area under the foreskin is also ripe for bacterial growth. Infections can easily develop under the foreskin if it isn't pulled back and washed. A yeast infection, which has symptoms that include redness, swelling, and a pasty discharge, is also a possible occurrence when the uncircumcised penis is not cleaned properly.

Shower or bathe together before sex. Wash his penis, pulling the foreskin back. Or tell him that you're concerned about getting a vaginal infection, and ask that he please wash before having sex. As a last resort, take the super-direct route: "Your penis stinks — let's give him a bath." Choose which approach you think will work best. Alice bets one of these will work.

i'm guessing you are not circumscised, lllll?

Actually it was indirect advice for your next 3 cheddar cheesy smellin boinkers. "Helping the world one whore at a time." Geesh, not even a thank you?

Both males and females produce smegma. In males smegma is produced and accumulates under the foreskin; in females it collects around the clitoris and in the folds of the labia minora.

Smegma is invisible, noticeable as a smooth or moist texture until it is allowed to accumulate, when it takes on its characteristic texture and appearance described in many texts as "cheesy". Since smegma tends to accumulate under the foreskin in males, its presence is less common and less noticeable in circumcised males.

that's from wiki...

smegma isn't dirty, and it's completely different from yeast and bacterial infections. it's normal and it's actually an aphrodisiac.

but i wouldn't expect a belligerent fucker like you to make such subtle distinctions.

i hope your own rustic obtuseness sucks you down.

Spoken like a true superficial pompous whore. Hey smegma schack...suck on these then wrap them around your neck and hang yourself. http://thesuperficial.com/imagen.php?path=/2007/02/cisco-adler-nude-balls.jpg

deliver for smegma schack:
http://thesuperficial.com/imagen.php?path=/2007/02/cisco-adler-nude-balls.jpg

hahahahahaha

just because i write at a 9th grade reading leve, i'm pompous? compared to my colleagues (the future heirs of the world), I'm actually quite rustic and obtuse, myself.

jesus fucking christ. i can tell you one thing, babycakes, you ain't movin' up in the world.

go jam your head in some unyielding hole, and keep it there till you die, will you? or don't i have to tell you to do that?

hahahahaha

Smegma schack, oh how you love flattering yourself. You try too hard my dear...sure you FEEL smart but that doesn't classify you...stick to what you do best. 3 cheesy cocks per shift makes for good calcium intake. I don't see osteoporosis in your future.... thats a plus right?

She is fierce, but stupid obviously to give this little douchey looser anything. She would be like 10 times fmore ierce if she flicked her cigarette or spat on him as she walked by. Or stepped on him.
Ugh, I hate him now, we should all go find him and beat the shit outta him, he deserves it for existing.

She is fierce, but stupid obviously to give this little douchey looser anything. She would be like 10 times fmore ierce if she flicked her cigarette or spat on him as she walked by. Or stepped on him.
Ugh, I hate him now, we should all go find him and beat the shit outta him, he deserves it for existing.

did she give him a quater

Does anybody know what kind of shoes those are???? PLEAASE? I lovve em!

The fact is she is reaching in the cup to take the money out.. In the next shot which is not above you can see her walking down the street counting change....

If you notice those two older people in the background turning around because the homeless guy was yelling for help!!

yeah,lol, it could be a hobo...then again it could be her latest boyfriend!