Mar 15 2007Carmen Electra can't walk in heels

that's hilarious

How utterly embarrassing

There's a subtle camel toe behind her in pic 5.

She can fall on my cock at any time!

Who's that big scary bitch holding her arm?! Look at her! She has arms like Ahnald. NASTY!

Freak! Keep it in the circus!

I could hear the thump all the way over here when that cow hit the stage.

i'm the janitor who greased the runway in the wee hours of the night.

for once, i see the fruit of my labor ripen and flourish.

THE GLORY

Yeah, who's the big, fat cow who also fell on her ass?

I saw panty.

Wow - those are two sets of gigantic mammaries on that walkway. Nice double chin on that blond who fell after Carmen did.

I saw the camel toe also, #3. That will make its way into history for certain!

Perhaps Dennis Rodman was in the front row, and they both tripped over his schwang as he plopped it across the catwalk.

Carmen Electra is hot!

Wow, is that the Day's of Our Lives chick? I always thought she was fug, but she looks like a gorilla in that pic, heck Travolta makes a more convincing woman in Hairspray

It looks like Jessica Simpson has been spending a lot of time at Pizza Hut.

Carmen Who? Nope, not ringing a bell. She done any porn? Any, inter-species erotica?

That monster behind this "electra" person looks like a Hulkefied Tara Reid.

I think the chick behind her that also fell is Allison Sweeney from Days of Our Lives - she plays Sammie

The one where the blonde sasquattle looks like she's peeing on a fire hydrant doggie-style will forever be burnt into my brain.

IT IS PRECIOUS!!!

(Isn't that Kristy/Kirstie Swanson or whatever the hell her name is?)

She keeps falling because I fucked her too hard. I'm ashamed to say that happens too often. You should have seen her climbing out of my bed. What a fucking riot. Ok fine, I grabbed her foot, but it was still funny.

What's up with that 'lady' in the last pic? No chick with any real friends would let them go out like that. Friendless bitch.

sammy looks terrible.
Carmen was awesome in "Dirty Love" with Jenny McCarthy.... gotta love her.

It's Anna Nicole Smiths daughter in 20 years.

The only thing greasy Electra knows about "heels" is that they should be situated on her feet behind her ears as the next desperate, unbathed loser steps out of line to take his ride on the "Town Bike"...

Pic #4 proves that white people sure do dance funny.

@21 -- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

but do you ride the BIKE or does the bike ride YOU?

Those gowns sure are ugly.

good thing she was wearing underwear

Atleast the pictures of her on her ass are artistic...

Sami isn't fat, but she does have huge gazongas.

I think they're both pretty.
Ive been a Days fan for hmm, about 27 years...

FRIST!!!
J/K...
I just think they overdid it on the waxing the floor thing. Look how shiny it is. I think the janitor was in the audience hoping for shiny floor crotch shot.

Sammy is such a freaking cow. I can't stand her. If I was Carmen I wouldn't have let her help me up and then told her to go screw a Demera.

Who's the lady with the enormous ta ta's helping her up?

She must be a very unbalanced woman.

So-now it's against the law to be normal sized? The
blonde in the back may not be petite but you people
are making her sound like a freak! And we wonder
why American girls are starving themselves? Shame
on all you freaks sitting on your large and no doubt
ugly fannies making fun of others-shame on you.

@32 -- You have ankle tits, dontcha?

Anyways,has thesuperficial new colors or something?

yeah...shame on you!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Do models normally hike their leg and pee on each other to mark their territory?

Something about thesuperficial girl on top of the page,we haven't seen her eyes yet.Is there anybody who's any idea who she is?

Fucking Tonya Harding will do ANYTHING to get back in the spotlight...this time she's going after Carmen Electra!

OH THE HUMANITY!!!

(in the last few pictures you can see that Tonya really has been pumping iron! has she been clean & jerking transmissions in the front yard of her trailer park?) JFC!

@32

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naughty trick.

:)

It's a cry for help, all the whiners that come here are the same, they just need a little direction.

Here's a video link http://www.myfoxla.com/myfox/pages/InsideFox/Detail?contentId=2679482&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=5.2.1

it's even funnier than just pictures!

Stupid kink in the neck from turning head 90 degrees to the left to check out the panty shot, which was completely for nothing when it was from the behemoth waiting in the last photo.

"girls trying to be pretty falling down on stage": 2 DVD set for just $9.99, order now!

yeah, that is Alison Sweeney (Sami). I thought that she had already lost a lot of weight and I read in a soap mag that she used to get hate mail from people calling her a fat pig and stuff. It's sad that she already lost so much weight and people are still talking about her like that.

Remember the days when Carmen Electra was hot?

Yeah Me neither.

@30- Sammy from Days Of Our Lives. And she DOES look yucky...
But Carmen is hot. And she's great in Dirty Love.

And THAT'S why you leave the catwalks to the professional models and you leave the whoring D List movie roles to people like Carmen Electra.

hate mail is so weird. you hear about it, but you never meet the folks who send it.

@48...HALLELUJAH!!!

didn't two professional models like DIE on the catwalk last year? is that just the high fashion version of falling?

oh #46 your standards for women are sooo particular.... That's why you're ALONE!

Moron. I wish my wife had that good a body. Good thing for her that I love her. I'm pretty sure I do. Its that or the regular meals. meh

FUQK! I knew taking the weight loss pills NV was pure cocain! I told that cop it was the pills fault that made me fall down that escalator killing that Tai baby!

ACCEPT MY APOLOGIZES!

I thought models were supposed to wear cute panties and not be fat? (to pic #5)

Haha, what a couple of goons. All they have to do is walk around, smile and look pretty, and they can't do it. I love that cow in the background taking a buttdive and flashing the world after Carmen had already gotten back up.

btw, the cow may have big boobs but from where I'm sitting they look like a couple over-inflated saggy flapjacks, and I'd rather have small perky boobs than amorphous tits that hung down to my elbows. They just make her look fat.

#52

Pull your head out of your ass please.

Your wife has my deepest sympathys for being married to such a peice of garbage.

Oh and btw I'm not a guy. And you wish you could talk in person to someone as cute as me.

Badly programmed brides of Frankenstein. Next.

In 2002, Alison Sweeney appeared on a celebrity episode of the NBC reality game show Fear Factor. Her appearance was notable for her panic at being in a "coffin" with large flatworms, Madagascar hissing cockroaches, and millipedes.

It looks like she may have swallowed a large amount of Madagascar hissing cockroaches?

I agree with 32. Just because the blonde woman isn't a starving anorexic stereotype like 99.9% of Hollywood actresses doesn't mean she's the fattest uglies person to ever grace the planet. She's a lot more normal sized than people here make her out to be.

Oh my. I must run out and kill myself after Shanipie has skewered my psyche. Wait... nah.

You're still a moron, male or female.

Remember the days when Shanipie was hot? Yeah, I know it never happened but let her dream. She's dreaming but its nightmares for the rest of us.

Damn..the blonde got sum big titties...time for some milk...know what I'm sayin'

Maybe next time they shouldn't shine the floor with Pam. You'd think the constant line of people falling on their asses would have help them see that.

take into consideration that carmen is like 5'3 or 5'4 tall, and regular models are around 5'9 thats why her curves show up that much more. also she works out therefore shes in shape -not starving herself.

32--shhhh.....you're annoying.

Ha ha! Bitchsplat! Muy Excellente!

#43 is right, the video is much funnier. Carmen trips and falls right at the end of a long up & back where she clearly thinks she's teh sexy. But that's nothing compared to what happens to the wildebeest - she runs out to help Carmen (earthquake sensors go off all around the city) and completely wipes out. You can actually see the other people bounce on the stage.

So I guess that none of you see the point I'm trying
to make...when did stick thin become the norm in
this country? Do you realize that Marilyn Monroe was
most likely a size 14 in her later years-who is more
sexy than Marilyn? Jane Russel lives in my town-she
was considered to be one of the sexiest woman of
her day in case none of you know who she is-she
has to be about a size 14 also yet she's still beautiful
and still sexy.
Why are women held to such unrealistic standards
today-what's wrong with being larger than a size 6?
I guess this is the wrong conversation for The Superficial
bunch-guess you guys would rather comment on
the odors emanating from Britney's crotch than have
any real dialog about unrealistic standards that women
-your wives and daughters-are being held to.
Oh well, I tried.

I guess Allison Swiney is her real name.

Marilyn was NEVER a size 14. That's a myth propogated by larger women wanting to equate their own size with Marilyn's beauty. The net is FILLED with claims that she was this big, but there's zero evidence.

She wore her "Happy Birthday Mr President" dress May 1962. She was dead 3 months later (Aug 5). When that dress was auctioned off in October of 1999, it was sold as a "Jean-Louis custom dress size 8." EIGHT.

She had to be sewn into the dress it was so tight, so you could even stretch it (no pun intended) to say she was a size 10, but NOT 14.

She was supposedly her largest during the filming of "Some Like It Hot" when she was trying to have a baby with Miller but supposedly lost that extra weight after the miscarriage..

(BTW, that Happy Birthday dress sold for $1.26 million!) =0

@67:

I'm not sure if you're aware of this but you are on a site called THESUPERFICIAL. Laughing at others' misfortune is par for the course. You expect "real dialog" on a site whose primary news articles are about Paris Hilton's saggy arse? Give me a break. We're here to have fun and the expense of retarded celebrities, not validate your insecurities.

And we're not holding women to "unrealistic standards". We're holding MODELS to the standards that have already been set. And that dopey woman in the background looks more like the average blob from the street than someone who should be gracing the catwalk.

damn...is that a mummified Anna Nicole holding her up in the last pic or....

Sweeney = Clenbuterol abuse. She has NEVER looked that big or gross, and her skin is terrible now too.

Carmen Electra is FUG, her face is so beat-up looking. Plus she's only like 5'3. To whoever said the butch blond shouldn't be on the catwalk I agree, but neither should that backdoor Mexican skank Carmen.

@67...we decide what's normal around here. And we say she's a porker.

Live with it.

Who is that man in the brown dress helping Carmen up?

Didn't Dave Navarro or Dennis Rodman teach her how to walk in heels? I know they had to give her make-up tips.

Unfortunately Rodman and Navarro neglected to tell her the cardinal rule of femininity: to be careful not to trip on her own pink sock.

seriously...who cares if she changes his name? She is saving this kid from probably a really shitty life...this kid is gonna be one of the luckiest kids in the world. Hell, if I was a little kid going to live w/ Angelina Jolie or any celeb for that matter, change my f'ing name to anything you want

oh my god she looks wasted!

Carmen Electra falling is funny and all, but why is that other lady falling? Is this shit contagious?

No video??? C´mon!!!

The video is way more funny. Specially the fat man falling down when he runs to help Carmen!

lol

Check out the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZZCkxqw5mE

oh, i know much more funny video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcr8ZhGqXqY&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Etrendyfriendy%2Ecom%2Fuser%2Fredhead%2F%3Fpost%5Fid%3D1871 ..

Oh please. Like that's the only time Carmen's had to be on her ass then on her knees in front of a crowd.

LMFAO that shit is just too hilarious

I'm still imagining the motorboat noises that you could make with the second lady. People all around would be saying, "Where's that boat? Must be a BIG one"

I smile in satisfaction.

Your video is funny ham, but I still like the Carmen one better.

pwned

HollyJ-you're welcome to your opinion on Marilyn-
I merely stated what I read in an Allure magazine.
If you look at pictures of Marilyn, it's easy to see that
she was really full figured-she was bigger than a size
8 during points in her life.
NO ONE ever said Marilyn was fat.
Fat is never healthy but neither is hating on someone
for falling down on the stage at an auction for charity.

I guess fake boobs are realy heavy. Or maybe when you're dumb enough to let a butt pirate like Dave Navarro do you and be you're husband(the mere thought sends shivers up the spine) you're dumb enough to not know how to walk and smile at the same time. Carms as dumb as se is hot. The other chick looks just like the MILF from American pie, who was obviously not a real MILF she just played one in a movie.

# 69 Holly J thank you its like people dont realize they stay the same weight and size yet 4 years later their size went down sizes change dipshits

Why it is called a catwalk?

60: why are you still talking? remember when anyone cared? Yeah, me niether.

I'd check on where your wife is right now, considering she's married to you.

I feel so bad for these girlies slipping, good for them for standing up at the end tho LOL even tho it was hilarious. Sammy's trying soo hard not to laugh