Mar 16 2007Carmen Electra and Alison Sweeny still can't walk

aaamazing.

excellent. makes my day.

Ahahahaha! So much funnier in video! First?

HAH!

jesus that bitch is fat and carmen is getting uglier by the second.

These clowns are all clueless.

poor Ali!

At first I'm thinking, ah, this is boring, we already saw the pics of this, so who cares. But in my continued efforts to slack off as much as possible, I decided I'd watch the video anyways...and I gotta tell ya, the pics don't nearly do justice to the humour of this fall. There's just something about getting to watch video footage of people slipping and falling that makes me unable to keep from laughing. Good times!

On a sad note, why does it seem like the usually hot Carmen Electra is looking pretty ugly here? Makes me sad.

maybe if carmen wasn't busy blowing kisses to the horny dudes in the audience she wouldn't have fallen...but then we wouldn't have this hilarious video. so thank you carmen for trying to be hot, failing, and then falling on your ass!

Watching overly pampered celebrities fall and bust their ass is a good time and all, but I'm ready for a great time. Let's get a story about midget porn involving mayonaise, fucking machines, and girls in catholic school outfits teabagging donkey's to comment on. Come on, it's Friday, let get weird.

**holding up card for Carmen's fall**
9.5

**holding up card for fat chick's fall**
10.0

This made the 11 o'clock news in my town. Sad, sad commentary that a bleached out C list celeb bimbo falling on her ass is news.

Last time I butter the floors on a dare.

She probably fell because she's Mexican and the tacos caused an imbalance in her cunt. Spic bitch.

Carmen fell on her ass, and caught herself with her hands. It was a good fall. Sweeny really ate it (heh, cuz she's fat) falling all sideways with her legs all akimbo like that. (+1 for split second upskirt footage. eh)

Y did Carmen had such a sad face when she started walking?

haha. sweet. Sweeney might have induced an earthquake. what a fat fat bitch.

I just love the look on the second girl's face when she starts walking. "Yeah so I know I just flashed my nether regions to the world, but uh... here I go, so... on your mark, get set, ACT LIKE I'M STILL SEXY."

I wouldn't have even gone out after that. She already made herself look like a supreme tard.

She made herself look like a tard, but at least she didn't post a link to her myspace page which is private so all anyone can see is this picture of a flat-chested slut with a nose like Bert of Bert and Ernie fame.

The albino gorilla flashed her girdle LMFAO Look out for the coming tsunami!

She looked like she was going to run backstage and cry but someone shoved her fat ass back out there!! ROTFL This was the best SF story in ages!

I really can't believe how ugly you people are being
about this-do any of you know Carmen or Alison?
Why are you making this into a personal attack on
them-what did they do to you to make you so hateful?
If it was Paris then okay-she's really mean and pointless
but these girls are just trying to help out a charity!
You all need serious medication to stop the hating!
Make any comment you want about me--I expect that
from all of you on this insipid comment board.
You all need to go to church or smoke some weed or
look at some degrading porno on the internet or something but at least see how hateful you are.
The website is truly superficial, dumb and just
plain pointless but at least it's funny-something that
cannot be said for the rest of you.
Get some help for the hating!

Oh christ gossipmonger, have you forgotten the meaning of your own screen name?? One would think you'd have a sense of humor. I said it before & I'll say it again. Either contribute some witty, sharp-toungued zinger or shut the fuck up. JFC the fatties are the first to take this shit so personally. I see a Hostess OD in this one's future.

I know Carmen. She does my laundry on Tuesdays and Thursdays, but she doesn't do a good job because she's a lazy Mexican. Never met that fat bitch though.

Stop yapping.

Oops, spelling error above but I'm too fucking lazy to correct it. Meh.

Hey, danielle, let's just chill out and drink this Alize, and let Tupac tell it...

You fuckin wit niggaz that's insecure, watered down, my shit is pure
Write down my number but don't call me til you sure
I ain't beggin just tryin to relocate between ya legs
Drippin wet, as we experiment in sweaty sex
When you met me you wouldn't let me, and now
you straight beggin to sex me got you undressin to test me and uhh..
Shut me down if ya want, and miss the chance to do it live
When I stroll by, I see that look in yo' eye
You want a nigga, but think that you can't have a nigga
Don't cheat yourself, instead treat yourself
If you scared go to church, I know it hurts
To find out me and your man be sharin skirts
I hopin you don't take this the wrong way
But your body is bangin got me attracted in a strong way
After a long day of tryin to make my songs pay
Makin love all day against the wall in the hallway
Ya fantasies come alive, ya heart rate
shall increase when we meet up in this dark place
You might think you're happy with him
but that's a lie, so give this Thug a try
I'd rather be ya nigga
I'd rather be ya N-I-G-G-A
So we can get drunk and smoke weed all day
It don't matter if you lonely baby, you need a Thug in your life
Cause busters ain't lovin you right
Look, now you was sprung from the introduction
My conversation's full of game yet laced with seductions
I see ya blushin like ya want somethin, come get a taste
of Amerikaz Most Wanted and let's get into some touchin, erotic fuckin
My up and down with no interruptions
have no intentions of bustin until you learn ya lesson
Now many questions are often asked, a drop top, 500 Benz
and plenty cash, to help a nigga get the ass
You can ride out the spoke coke, to get your lobster and crab
Cause all I got is conversation and a gang of stab
and I'ma listen when it hurts, I'ma hang out but never stay
Smoke blunts but leave them stunts up to Super Dave
I'll be your nigga, as long as we can understand
that I's the nigga whose spoke coke can be the man
He wine and dine, but me and you we whine and grind
And when I'm on the field keep him on the sidelines
Now it's time for the moment of truth, I got ya naked
Totally sweatin, let's see how hot I can make it
Tongue kissin til yo' head swang, I'm so into you
Witness a nigga make the bed bang
If it's all mine, then let me know, now scream my name out
Do you want it fast or shall I hit it slow?
Not to mention, the multiple positions I inflict
A boss playa, freaky motherfucker, can I dick
Uhh, it's on and poppin, now you seed what I was seein
Why yo' eyes rollin, Luke seen ya girl I ain't goin
nowhere, let's let that sucker stay out there
While he's stresed out and knock I stretch out the cock
Hold da boots, and let da nigga execute
And though you got it right, I'm goin home tonight
You say you don't need a man, but I don't care
You in the presence of a playa, I'd rather be ya nigga

@26.

Hey Osh BEEGoNe, just sip some dirty rain water outta ya tin cup and rock to this with McGraw:

She left more than just her lipstick when she walked out
Her memory keeps haunting me that's why I'm hunting you down
It's been a long time since our lips met
You've always been good at helping me forget
I'll regret it in the morning but that's not stopping me now

Senorita Margarita I'm as lonesome as a man can be
I still love her
I still need her
I'm just hoping you can comfort me
I don't want to do her wrong
I don't need somebody new
I just can't be alone tonight
So Senorita Margarita, let me hold you tight

La la la, la la la, la la la la la,

She always comes to her senses with some space and time
And you're just what I needed to cool off this hot head of mine
I hope you realize this is a one night stand
I'm gonna get her back, I know I can
So let's keep this between you, me, the salt and the lime
Senorita Margarita I'm as lonesome as a man can be
I still love her
I still need her
I'm just hoping you can comfort me
I don't want to do her wrong
I don't need somebody new
I just can't be alone tonight
So Senorita Margarita, let me hold you tight

....no more prostitutes for you buddy,

@19 damn, that was a sweet burn!

Lol when Allison falls I can't stop laughing! LOL LOL LOL

Curses.

#19...yeah I saw that too.

Alison who? Who the hell is Alison Sweeny?

Trott Felipe owns this bitch. Fuck Taco Bell.

#32 - who cares? all u need to know is the bitch stacked it hard lol

awesome

I literally can not stop laughing!!!

32, 34- soap star. days of our lives.

People falling down is funny. Oh yeah!

You know the janitor is at home watching this, laughing and gently patting his bottle of floor wax.

Could Carmen Electra be any more of a Media Slut? Seriousy, is there any job that attention whore WON'T take? Got a bad movie or pizza or taco to sell, give Carmen a call. She can't sing or act, and apparently, she can't walk down a runway. I think next week she's appearing at the opening of a Ralph's Supermarket on Topanga.

woops and its not even fall

Да неудачно получилось!!!!!!!