Mar 1 2007Britney Spears leaves rehab again...sort of

First! I used to write on my hand in 2nd grade. Then I started riding the short bus.

FRIST!

lmao, today's not my day...

Oh wow. Nice Try! lol, that was pretty close.

FIT!!!!

well, almost....

she's not orange enough.....put her back in!

is that her wedding ring?

the hand art...LOL

She got a Coloring Diploma from Kentwood High and their mascot is "fighting crackheads"

I bet she holds up her scribble ring and screams WONDER TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE! and then runs around gibbering like a monkey and flinging poo.

At least her face is not looking so gross.

those are her idea of prison tats.

*sigh* All is well in the world. Hmm, perhaps not... Fa fa!

She's a white trash idiot - she didn't even remove the plastic ring that holds the price tag from her belt - of course, they probably can't allow her the use of scissors in there...

That ring -- Britney must've been hanging out with another looney during playtime in the room with the soft walls, and they decided to get married by drawing wedding rings on the other's finger.

i was going to write some mean things about her....but in the first pic she almost looks like the old Brit...pretty smile and happy. i just hope she gets her shit together (and starts bathing once in awhile).

But at least someone gave her a little purse to put her stuff in - normally she carries cigs, lighter, phone, dog, keys, white trash spray, all in one hand. What's the issue with carrying a cute purse once in a while, Brit Brit???!

She's gonna die like the stink pig she is.

The weddingring which is drawn must be the ring which K-fed gave her years ago.

Drawing on her hands? BURN HER!

#12 - and then she would have a harder time trying to return it.

And... I'm not sure what it means but if you look closely there's a scribbled button with "Push" written over it.

Push? How bout push you out of a moving car!

At least she's not wasting her time doing situps.

she looks good, it's remarkable what a few days of rest and some happy pills can do.
that drawn on ring means she's someone's bitch in rehab

Push me baby one more time.

She's the picture of stability. Kind of like an anchor or a rock, only with more class and self-respect. And less hair.

I like the new "Schitz-ney" she's cool. And where'd she get that new wig?
Oh yeah, and that's funny whoever said that about the drawn on ring being the one K Fed gave her years ago, haha!!!
I wonder if she rented the entire AA meeting hall and just sat there alone with the speaker???

Looks like she finally sprang for a better Wig.

Does not her "rehab" treatment facility treat alcoholism? Guess not if she's skipping out to AA meetings. Man, that is WHACK. What the f*ck is she paying for, then? Hourly massages and aromatherapy sessions?

What have you got to smile about Britney? Really? You suck and I'm glad.

If anyone needs to dry out at our place, I am only charging $47,000 (US) a month.

I'm a good cook, and we usually watch movies on weekends. There's an AA down the street. We'd put away all of the sharp objects and pills, but you'd be too happy to commit suicide anyway, because we get some of the best weed in the city.

*offer not extended to B. Spears

Looking very good for how she's been looking lately.

She looks better but then it's just a front for the cameras - "Just smile and try to look happy, just smile and try to look happy" is what she would have chanted 50 times in the mirror before leaving rehab.

Wonder how many wigs she has?

Dare I say it? She almost looks decent. The outfit is crap, but she looks healthier.

What do you want to bet it's just hair sewn onto the hatband?

She's got a PlayBoy bunny hanging from her belly button.

i like her hat

I've a doghouse in the back of the garden,but the dog has gone for some reason.If Britney want she can use this biologically correct rehab made out of oak.I'm only charging $25.000,-,if you wanna get chained is $2500,- extra.

Love the scribbles, they are like the ones my son does and says that are tattoos. Soon, she will write her own name, with last name and all!.

maybe britney's hand is a map to a magical land. i don't know anyone brave enough to go there though. wow, i love how she used to be a pop star and now she's like, an autistic 4-year-old.

She has to leave rehab to go to AA because the rehab isn't for alcoholism or drugs, it's to rehabilitate her into taking a shower. The AA isn't even Alcoholics Anonymous, it's Anal Attackers, a new nonprofit organization that teaches people to appreciate getting rammed up the ass by umbrellas and other unwieldly instruments.

I'm surprised she's not carrying Lisa Frank folders too.

she looks good again. who pulls the david copperfields on this bitch so that she can turn into hideous trailer park trash one day and look gorgeous again the next???

alright that was a stretch...gorgeous?? i must be feelin nice today

FRIST is the new FIRST.

Frist is the new black.

I adore her hat and coat.

She's still a loose cannon. Honestly, I wanna slap her.

Sometimes I wonder if she even wants her kids in the first place. It's almost like she's doing all of this on purpose so that she doesn't look like the bad guy for giving them to KFed.

She looks happy and healthy, I wish her the best of luck.

@44
Um, she's NOT happy and healthy. Hence the "post-partum depression", AA meetings, and rehab. A smile does not a happy person make.

Remember after 9/11 when The Onion said that people were caring about the important things again instead of Britney Spears? That lesson was well-learned.

#26 nailed it...WTF!

And is writing on her hands part of therapy? Britney is such a stupid piece of trash.

I would like to know where in L.A. there is a rehab center for Quesadilla Addicts with Bells Palsy.

Actually, that IS her wedding band.

they don't have AA meetings in rehab?

It's really the Playboy belly ring that says "I'm gonna be okay."

Lord. Why is she always showing her flabby gut? NOBODY. WANTS. TO. SEE. IT. BRITNEY. And why is she always sticking her dirty, stubby fingers in her bellybutton? And nice hand art. My retarded ass monkey is more talented.

AmandaEqualsWhat, autistic four year olds are usually capable of constructing Lego metropoli or something.

She's more like someone who's mentally regressed back to babyhood or something.

Sassy, because she thinks her gut is hot, and that everyone is still lusting after her.

Is it me, or is her assistant kinda hot?

Hmm not sure codefire. She doesn't look half bad. But then again, standing next to Britney Spears these days could make anyone look fuggin' awesome.
Come to think of it... anyone got her number?

Then again... no, no, forget it.

The PUSH on her hand apparently stands for "Pray Until Something Happens" I guess they teach that in AA, or so they said on a tv report last night......

M Y S T E R Y - Read all about it.
Look closely.....
The flower on her hand was not drawn by Brit!!!! It is the wrong way up and positioned incorrectly for a self draw.
So who drew the flower?
She's also looking VERY pretty again!!!

Yea, she must be all cured now. Let her out! Or maybe she wants to stay in with her new bitch partner! Oh! Wait! Certainly she didn't think anyone would see her leaving when she drew that crap on her hand. Nothing has changed, it's all just publicity to her.

leaving, going back, leaving, going back....can't someone commit her for a good, long six month rest?