Mar 1 2007Britney Spears in bikini right before rehab

She should go like.. take care of her children.

foist?

girst AHHAAHOHO

she should eat a pound of aspartame

I don't get it. The original story said she couldn't get a room because she didn't have any money or credit cards. So she hits up some randoms for their swimsuits and booze and now they're BFF's at the pool cause she "has nowhere to go"? Here's a tip, Brit Brit: GO HOME! TO BEVERLY HILLS! THE FREAKIN' HOUSE/MANSION YOU SPENT 6 MILLION DOLLARS ON! THEY'LL LET YA SPEND THE NIGHT THERE, YOU'RE NAME IS ON THE MORTGAGE! JEEZ, is she scared to run into her kids who might look up at her and wonder who she is cause they have seen her all of about 26 days total in their formative first six months? I hate her!

Ugly used chick convention.

how many bikini's did she try on? girlfriends lookin' bloated. Did kevin give her that bruise on her back?

How long before the bikini ends up on eBay.

I'm bidding!

gross

I have the exact same body as she has in picture #5.

How desperate is she for friends?

This just shows how badly she really has gone down hill - she looks the worst in her bikini - Jeez in the pics where she is lying down she looks terrible - like a bloated pig.

#5 I couldn't agree more!

this is the same story as like 5 stories down on the main page...wtf?

it used to be that putting britney spears next to average looking girls made me want to do her and not the other girls...

and that's news? Brit, at home, with her children. That would be news. Shocking unbelievable news

CLEARLY some yahoo filled out that "diddy" at the top of the page and somehow got hired to write the posts. Because the last few have not been that funny, and this one is completely REDUNDANT. If this keeps up I'm going to have to stop reading this crap and actually do my job or something! Please not THAT!!!!!

Please, leave this poor Lex Luthor alone .

How does Brit expect to get her toes sucked by her sister dykes with those fugly feet?

She looks about eight weeks along in that first photo.

in Pic#3, does that guy in flowered bathing suit have a pup-tent going?
I would not mind at all banging all of them at once

Just another example of how fried her brain is from drug abuse. Look at those pics. She looks like she knows those chicks from kindergarten. She just met them. Look at pic #4, where she's making the pouty, Jessica Simpson face. She probably doesn't know these bitches' names. How many of us would do that, could do that? Going solo to a resort and just hanging with whoever doesn't tell us to "fuck off, weirdo."

#10 Me too....LOL

you should see me wield an umbrella, too!

Owie!! Look at that enormous bruise on her back!!

Wow, I wish my mom was as classy and awesome as Britney. I'm so jealous of SP and JJ

It must be nice to be on vacation, meet a deranged celebrity, waste a bikini that will surely have to be burned, and have pictures of it end up all over the Internet. If this ever happened to me, I would not be so lucky to actually be prettier and have a better body than who I would run into. If I had pictures of myself on the Internet in a bikini, they would most likely be with some VS supermodel that would make me look like Frankenstein. However, I also wouldn't give my swimsuit to someone who has millions of dollars and pretends to be homeless. Clearly, all were in desperate need of friends and felt that immediate bond that actually makes it acceptable to take pictures like that.

Britney: "Cum on y'all, ah jest got dune shavin' mah legs!"

girls: "OK Brit! But first we need to take some pictures cause that would be, like TOTALLY hott."

Brit: "Ah need a drink ferst. (goes up to bar) Y'all got any Colt 45?"

bartender: "Uh, no. But we have vodka, rum, wine, beer, and scotch."

Brit: "I'll TAKE it!"

bartender: "Uh, ok....."

her feet and hands are disgusting

Britney has a big purple bruise on her hip.

Is it the new thing to wear ugly hats with bikinis?

Just before she entered rehab she made a last quicky trio,i think Rosie is beating her keyboard like a maniac now because this post made her very jealous.

where u from low?

#16 - Your post makes me angry! Comparing her in any way to Lex Luthor is very insulting to Lex Luthor!!!! For all the evil he has caused to the good citizens of Metropolis, even they wouldn't be so cruel as to say his appearance is comparable to that of BS!!!! You are a mean and horrible person for making such a remark! haha

What #1 said.

mothers who smother aren't good either.

plus, she's just a baby herself.

#29)Why do you want to know?

cause i'm a muthafuckin' murderer, and i'm gonna come over and fuck your mother (with whom you clearly live) and murder'er

yeeeeeah.......we know this already. What's the next story gonna be, Marilyn Monroe found dead? The Japanese Bomb Pearl Harbor? Lincoln Shot?

By posing with those two she unwittingly provided the world with an excellent point of comparison. Final score: Britney is painfully average, and a bit stumpy. She should have found much fatter girls to stand near, even if it meant abandoning the hotel guests as possibilities and rounding up a few fat housekeeping staffers.

#34)If that's the only reason then i can tell it easily.

She doesn't need rehab. She needs Water Bondage!

tell me, then

From now on, whenever I go to Chateau Marmont, I am going to tote along an extra bikini and a pair of boardshorts in case anyone needs to borrow them. Seems like a great way to meet new people!

I will also bring along an extra pair of sandals, in case Lindsay Lohan wants to wear them and then run down the street in her bikini smoking a cigarette.

#39)Allright,if i tell you,do you tell me honestly where you come from?This is something like if i lick you do you suck me,but i don't have an other choice.

I'm having deja vu.

That'll do pig

That'll do.

dude. clearly you're from somewhere else, since your english is obviously weird and you always defend europeans. i don't really care that much. not enough to lick you, that's for damn sure

i'd get dirty with the girl in the dark bikini. she's pretty hot.

You know what else was in that bikini before Brit went to rehab? Crabs.

#44)I'm glad you don't care because that's my own business anyway.what's wrong with my shakespearian quotes?

Eeeew, you can practically smell the skank ooze. I'm gonna have to disinfect this laptop now

Wow, how did she fit in those skinny bitches' bikini?!

Gah, I hate the world.

What the hell...this is the same story...nothing new here! Just a couple additional pics....wtf..

i am sooooooo glad i don't have any tattoos on my feet!!

that looks skanky!!

and does she have a tat around a toe...?

I'm built like the girl in the dark bikini-wish I had the girl's body in the white bikini :-(

And ewwie, I wouldn't tell people I resembled Britney _ever_. She's just a little bit skankier than your average run of the mill street walker.

Brit looks dahm fine here, She must be a freak in bed, and hell thats a lot of coushin for the pushin

Peach, Love And War

wow thats low how are they gonna put the pictures of those beautiful victoria's secret models and then put this kind of shit...wtf?

give the poor girl a break

why did she have a razor with her?

Er, Britney may not be all that great, but the long haired brunette is smoking hot.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

GROSS .. Britney looks like a fat bloated cow next to those girls! Pretty bad when you are now "the fat chick" in the pictures.

How much time passed between picture 2 and picture 5? Britney looks like she gained 40 pounds by #5.

@56 front desk clerk prolly gave it to her, hoping for a celebrity suicide.

classy.

omg britney spears nekkid with 2 strange albiet fairly hot chicks shaving each others pubes. That's the most revolting image I've ever had to visualize.

You are all retards. Except Corky who has Downs Syndrome and would happily fuck her AND the two hotties.

Britney looks gross. Nice bulging belly and takcy tattoos. I like how the average girl on the street looks 10 times better than Britney Spears now. Ah, poetic justice.

She is fat, right?

She looks pretty....................BEEFY. LOL

She looks like she wants a corndog.

I think some of those pictures were photoshopped. She looks teeny tiny in the tummy in picture number 2 and like a whale in the other ones. I have to admit though, she does look better than she has and I am looking forward to her becoming sexy ass Britney again. (even if she is trashy, she was always fuckable)

Dude, that first picture is hilarious... it's one of those shots where a fat chic sticks her ass out as far as she can so she doesn't look as fat! And the other ones are just gross. Britney has sunk so far to the bottom I don't think she is ever going to come out! I almost feel a little bad for her, but then I remember she did this all to herself.

those pics werent photoshopped, the poor girl just forgot how to pose (shes arching her back and sticking her stomach out in the ones where shes lying down, but standing up you can tell she looks pretty good) however, it doesnt help that shes with two anorexic chicks. i think we're slowing starting to get our old sexy brit back, and hopefully she'll get her sanity back, if not for us, then for her childrens sake. ive defended her all along and im not giving up on her now dammit! she actually looks cute in those other pics of her going to the aa meeting.

she's headed to porn. why the hell does'nt she go home and take care of her kids?

Look at the inflammation around her fingernails. Every good lesbian knows to keep her hands groomed.

Not that I've seen the show, but my sources say it's surprising that 'Antonella' didn't get voted off the podium on 'that' show.
They tell me she sucked last week.
(Off topic ? Well this story blows as well, scroll down and you'll see it again)

#8 .... Apparently the suit has now hit EBay.

Looks like she's gained a few pounds...

Funny how those random girls are hotter than she is.

Well actually, I guess it's not too hard to look hotter than her these days.

I am sure someone has already commented on this, I did not read all the posts, but Nice Trailer Trash Sisters!!

I bet a pathologist could earn their PhD with that borrowed bikini.

Hey, if SuperFish can recycle shitty stories I can recycle my shitty jokes.

This sort of reminds me of the Uncanny Valley theory: the more lifelike a machine or toy gets the more attracted to it you are... until it hits a certain level of life-likeness, at which point attractiveness plummets. Britney is looking more and more like a real, live human, and less like a sex machine, so nobody cares about her anymore.

Sarah Silverman's nostrils are really big. Like dual dilated anus big. Ew.

With the way Britney is living nowadays of course the girls welcomed her with open arms. Who wouldn't want to go down in history as the last people to see Britney Spear's alive?
Shame for them she lived through the night and made it to rehab. Bitch is like a cockroach or something.

Not great, but easier to look at than the no-panties pics

I can't wait for Britney to get better, because then she'll make you all feel like worthless crap again.

Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian actually gets fucked on video, yet she somehow comes across (haha, comes) as having more class than Britney. The whole world's gone topsy-turvy.

They always tell you not to share hats because of headlice dangers...yet these chicks share bikinis. Bleeech. And christ sakes Brit, suck it IN girl! She bitches about paparazzi taking her pics but she's having her photo taken here(Who was the camera man, btw?). Ya think after the flash went off, she beat these bitches with a pool umbrella?

I hope Britt comes back from all this in all honesty... I still can't let go of her in that toxic video she was so smokin! All she needs is a personal trainer andddd hair obv. and she'll be back! *crosses fingers*

I just noticed her hands & feet look like she has been playing in blood. And her toenails look chewed, I shit you not.

#81
What do you mean, "again"?
I feel like worthless crap all the time!

Oh how cute, that pouty lip look with the bloated pig belly. She's classy with a capital LOSER.

A long,loOng day of work is awaiting for me.I'll be back in about 11-12 hours time...So get some sleep and have pleasant dreams!

She'll be doing porn in no time

A few years ago, Britney would have knocked both of these girls out of the photo with her smokin' hot body (remember that amazing topless Rolling Stone cover in the little white undies?). But now, eccccchhhh...I think she must have a reverse funhouse mirror in her house that instead of distorting her image so she looks bad, it makes her think she looks good. Ick.

Whats the big deal? If you want hair-free legs then you need to shave them. Maybe men think that women come looking hair-free but heres a new flash, they dont! dufus.

britney looks fat in the top picture, and she looks like shes sucking in her stomach. and if i saw her on the streets i wouldnt want an autograph, a photo from her, and i wouldnt even look at her, cause thats how famous i think she is right now .... that much

This is hard, I can't make up my mind on the ugliest chick.

soo is licking vag making britney more wasted, or are the juices some form of life support? either way the vast amount of juices seems to be going to her gut.

soo are is licking vag making britney more wasted? or is it some form of life support? either way i think it's going to her gut.

15 you so read my mind.

There's 2 very doable girls in that first pic. And one badly bruised piece of rotting fruit.

I am suprised she didn't get some hefers to pose with her when sheis laying down show she won't look as fat and flabby as she does.
Those two girls are e only in it for the publicity, you can tell they think she smells. OH and not only does she chew on her hands, she apparently knaws on her toes too.
She has the brain of Michael Jackass...son, the mentality of Bobby Brown, and skankiness of...of...of...well.....Britney Spears!
It doesn't get skankier than that!!!!!

Bruises are so hot.

is she ever gonnna lose that damn baby weight? she looks like she's pregnant again.

Didn't their mothers teach them to keep their legs closed?

This is what happens when you have the emotional development of a 12 year old and 40 million dollars...
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0302spears.html

Please lose the hat, Brit. It sucks. Oh, and the pearl necklace. That sucks too.

Did i mention the doghouse is made of politically correct recycled oak?

Yuck. She looks so bloated and gross next to those two girls. Try a one piece, stupid sow.

So.... whos the fat chick with the two babes????

Dear Superficial guy:

Please make a section where we can submit our photoshop ideas. That would be a riot:) Thanks.

Oh, it's so over for this skank. Couldn't happen to a more deserving idiot...

...Well, except Lindsey. -Aaand Paris. Oh, and probably Nicole. Hm, ya, and Victoria. uh, Tara... Madonna... (2bCont'd)

Her wig's gonna fall off in the pool.

I honestly feel really bad for her. She "is" a regular person that experiences up's & down's. Only difference is. The whole world is watching her, just waiting for her to screw it. Onviously she doesn't have a "REAL" friend or someone close to her to look-out for her. She needs a true friend. She has royally fucked up right now. She is so young with 2 babies. I hate to say K Fed is looking like the better person. I hate to say that. I wish her the best of luck in recovering.

She looks like she's trying to look cute - but failing miserably.

well, i guess she's taking the 'i can do anything in a bikini' page out of the lindsay lohan playbook