Mar 26 2007Britney Spears gets her "hair" done
Britney Spears visited a hair salon in Beverly Hills over the weekend, which is a little confusing since she doesn't have any hair. Then again, not having a vagina has never stopped me from going into the women's bathroom with no pants on, a camcorder, and a stool. That's right, ladies, I'm all class.
A few more of Britney Spears at a hair salon after the jump.





Reader Comments
1. Danner - March 26, 2007 7:13 AM
She's still a freak!
2. Fifth Stooge - March 26, 2007 7:13 AM
This must be the news of the day.
3. Danner - March 26, 2007 7:15 AM
Nah, news of the day will be the "official" release of the cause of death of ANS. Which is old news.
4. crestlin - March 26, 2007 7:15 AM
HAHAHAHAHA! In that last pic, she looks like MJ.
5. BaldingSuperhero - March 26, 2007 7:16 AM
That makes as much sense as Victoria Beckham wanting to read.
6. Binky - March 26, 2007 7:17 AM
I guess there must be a lot of hair 'down below' or something.
(These celebs get everything done)
7. caljenna - March 26, 2007 7:20 AM
She should have gone to a tanning salon. I'm just sayin'...
8. RichPort - March 26, 2007 7:22 AM
She looks like Inspector Gadget.
Go go gadget brain! Better get Penny to help on this one...
9. chiris - March 26, 2007 7:24 AM
Those boots again?
10. HerpesHilton - March 26, 2007 7:28 AM
She needed to get her butt-hairs touched-up.
11. MyGosh! - March 26, 2007 7:31 AM
Britney, the fishnets have got to go!
12. nurseshelly - March 26, 2007 7:34 AM
I am so sick of hearing about Sinead Jr!
Maybe we need to get her a picture of the Pope now.
13. p911gt10c - March 26, 2007 7:40 AM
The hair thing is so old. I bet someone puts a cam in her toilet bowl, just to make her newsworthy again.
14. TruthB.Told - March 26, 2007 7:41 AM
If the photogs were allowed they'd follow this chick when she goes to take a dump.
Enough already!
15. wedge1 - March 26, 2007 7:43 AM
"going into the women's bathroom with no pants on, a camcorder, and a stool."
"a stool"??? So a story about Britney becomes a story about filming a blumpkin...
That seems about right.
16. lilite - March 26, 2007 7:44 AM
Well, it's good to see that rehab has not cleaned her from all of her old habits. A tiny walk from the car to the stairs, and wham!, the fishnet is gone.
17. BarbadoSlim - March 26, 2007 7:48 AM
File for bankruptcy already you piece of trash!
18. bungoone - March 26, 2007 7:57 AM
if she really was making a statement shaving her head, she wouldn't be covering it it with a wig AND a hat. you know she regrets every strand, fake or real, that she shaved off.
i guess she needs the hat to keep the wig from flying off. what high maintenance now brit...probably more so than all those extensions she had before.
19. Niecy - March 26, 2007 7:58 AM
Maybe she needed to get that awful blonde wig styled.
20. Lina - March 26, 2007 7:58 AM
Anyone notice that she's still wearing her wedding ring???
21. shanonorato - March 26, 2007 8:01 AM
What an insanely beautiful woman she turned out to be.
22. Hecubus - March 26, 2007 8:07 AM
What is she a detective now ? Why's she dressed as inspector gadget ?
Don't be so hard on her for covering up her skinhead though, I heard she met a black guy in rehab and he totally changed her views, then she was raped in the showers by the Nazis, then her little brother Edward Furlong was shot in the school bathroom by some black kid. Hasn't she suffered enough ?
23. Conky - March 26, 2007 8:10 AM
Why does this idiot go out in public? And to a hair salon to boot? Haven't milked the shaved head thing enough yet?
Why not just hike your dress up over your head already, Brit? You obviously can't ever get enough attention.
24. dirt chicken - March 26, 2007 9:01 AM
Damn ! This MILF get's hotter every time I see her !
25. dirt chicken - March 26, 2007 9:02 AM
See ... I was so horned up from her super-hot pics that I put an apostrophe in 'gets'. Damn you Britney !
26. Poroleishon - March 26, 2007 9:06 AM
Why on earth did she shave her head if she was gonna be wearing all kinds of stupid wigs in the first place? She should take them off already, sheŽd look less (but still) pathetic... Crazy woman.
27. roflmao - March 26, 2007 9:15 AM
@18 i dont think she was trying to make a statement, she was avoiding getting drug-tested. or is this just a rumor?
28. UNCLE NED - March 26, 2007 9:22 AM
I just spent 6 hours viewing and editing Britney Spears video material from 1999-2000. Britney on The View, on Rosie, Disney concerts, clips from the Mickey Mouse Club, cross-promoting with Mellisa Joan Hart, at the Rockefeller XMas tree lighting, Good Morning America, clips of her as a singing, dancing little kid, etc, etc, and I've come to the conclusion that Britney was one hard-worker from the time she was a small child, a professional by age 11. Lots of grown men and woman made LOTS of money off this kid-performer, but she did not grow up normal. Her friends were the dancers on her tour with her, who presumably worked for HER, her friends were adults - grown hairdressers, agents, producers of all sorts - and that's not any real friend for a kid to have, is it? I read recently that Britney's fortune of 32 million was now down to 10-12 million. After viewing the once happy-looking Britney, it's sobering to see her the way she is now. I'm not saying she was exploited, cause she obviously loved doing it, but there's always a price to be paid for everything we get in life, and Britney looks to be paying the piper the past year.
29. IFuckingHateYou - March 26, 2007 9:31 AM
Maybe she a brain transplant from a fruit fly (it would be an improvement) and that's the reason for the shaved head in the first place.
30. veggi - March 26, 2007 9:45 AM
Thank little baby jesus for that trench coat. Potato sacks were soooo last year.
31. Pointandlaugh - March 26, 2007 9:45 AM
she has to have the WORST fashion sense of ANY celebrity I've ever seen. And there's a lot of fashion disasters in hollywood, so that's saying a lot.
oh, and nice double-chin Britney. hahaha
32. wedge1 - March 26, 2007 9:53 AM
If I had been that girl walking behind her on the stairs, I would have popped a finger right up her ass. Just to say I did it, sure, but also because I think she might have invited me home afterwards.
33. jrzmommy♠ - March 26, 2007 10:27 AM
I have one of those joke rasta hats I got in Jamaica--you know the one I'm talking about...it has the fake dreads sewn to it so you look like you have dreads. Maybe I should mail that to her?
34. HughJorganthethird - March 26, 2007 10:32 AM
Wow, she looks great. let the comeback begin.
35. HughJorganthethird - March 26, 2007 10:35 AM
holy fuck #28 six hours? Unemployed much?
36. Spindoc - March 26, 2007 10:38 AM
She was just going in to get the Peanut Butter, Pork Rinds and Head Cheese cleaned out from under her nails.
37. Negatrice - March 26, 2007 10:42 AM
I see... I see a mohawk/iroquoi/out of bed /cellphone salesman haircut coming in a very very near future.
38. biatcho - March 26, 2007 10:44 AM
#35, i am pretty sure #28 does have a job. And it sounds like he's an editor for VH1.
39. Sir Mister Guy Man Dude - March 26, 2007 11:12 AM
Don't they sell wigs in hair salons? Cuz you can get Weaves in hair salons, which is basically the same thing.
40. lovescontroversy1 - March 26, 2007 11:16 AM
i don't give a damn about britney, believe me... BUT i am so interested to see how this bald headed extravaganza plays out... i mean there's no quick fix for this and unlike natalie portman (who looked gorgeous in all stages of her hair regrowth) i just dont think brit can pull it off.
41. azshrink - March 26, 2007 11:25 AM
She big.
42. culinaryprincess - March 26, 2007 12:11 PM
She looks good. I hope she stays strong and on the path to recovery.
43. Lowlands - March 26, 2007 12:16 PM
In the first pics she's dressed like she's from Little house on the prairie and in the last pics she's dressed like Sherlock Holmes.Although it looks like the travesty-variant.I'm wondering what's going on in her mind...
44. anothershityear - March 26, 2007 12:28 PM
she shows up in the news without any career
so why not show up at a salon without any hair?
45. Reveille - March 26, 2007 12:49 PM
um I don't really get why everyone is making a big deal out of her hair....If any of you had a brain you would know that ALL celebrities have fake hair. I happen to know for a fact that Jessica Simpson's hair is fake, Oprah wears a wig and the rest have some sort of hair extension or whatever. Big freakin deal.
46. New York Pundit - March 26, 2007 12:54 PM
I wonder what type of "pain pills" Smears got from Century City Hospital last night for her toothache...
47. New York Pundit - March 26, 2007 12:54 PM
I wonder what type of "pain pills" Smears got from Century City Hospital last night for her toothache...
48. New York Pundit - March 26, 2007 12:55 PM
Ack! It posted twice???
49. StoneRose - March 26, 2007 2:14 PM
What's with the coat, bag, and hat?
I'm sorry Brit, but 'classy' is a size you'll never fit into.
50. lickmybutt - March 26, 2007 2:15 PM
yea, she wasnt tryin to make a statement by shaving her head, im gonna agree with the story that she shaved it off cuz K-fag said he was going to get her hair tested for drugs. Guess stupid ass britney didnt know she could have just bleached her hair to get the tests to be clean.
and what the hell is she wearing that big ass coat for? its been like 75 to 80 degrees, if not hotter, in southern cali for a couple weeks now! crackhead, fersure.
51. imran karim - March 26, 2007 2:37 PM
interesting
52. BritneysFUCKhat - March 26, 2007 6:53 PM
44-- HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
53. dannielynn'sdaddy - March 26, 2007 9:18 PM
Christ, how does this woman make a WIG look so horribly bad? Britney, have some shame and just go bald. We've all seen it and would respect you more if you acted like you meant to shear yourself instead of acting like a nutjob and then regretting it the next day.
P.S. Thank you for not showing me your vagina
54. Von D - March 26, 2007 10:16 PM
She looks cute
55. sparkyotoole - March 27, 2007 1:02 AM
why cant she just own up the fact that she shaved her hair and stop wearing stupid ass wigs. i mean if your gonna shave your head you mines as well show it off cause that takes balls. drunk balls.
56. licklick - March 27, 2007 10:43 AM
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Stupid turd.
57. blondie - March 29, 2007 6:53 PM
I wonder if she's going to get interviewed anywhere...love to see her state of mind right now. She doesn't look too happy, but then again who would with 3000 pics being taken a day of you.
58. Britney Spears Lover - March 28, 2008 3:00 PM
I was curious if that is still her hair or if it's grown back that quickly since the bald incident. Seems like it's fairly lengthy after a short amount of time.
If it is real, I think she would be smart to go back to blonde again.