Mar 12 2007Britney Spears changes for the camera

lalalalala

why isnt she dead yet?

Yipes! I'd hit it.

What the hell is a beached humpback?

And in regards to the idiot who posted under the Snoop story:

hahaha, white people.

At that price the manager should throw in his entire "personal" collection of semen-encrusted security tapes.

the paparazzi must be sucking lately cause where is some exclusive footage. those bitches can cry me a river they got a job across the street.

Can you get an STD from just looking at a photo?

Too bad she wasn't bald then.

why fire them? don't you want your dancers to give celebrities the VIP treatment? that manager is obviously an idiot.

and, yeah, she is a celebrity. a HUGE one, in many senses of the term.

@7.

I believe so.

Sight Transmitted Disease.

Sounds about right. I better call my doctor.

$15K for a security cam of that? Let's hope it caught her snorting lines or hitting off of a spliff.

#11-coke and weed? That's a given. What we're hoping for is that it caught her being fisted by one of the dancers while simulatneously having heroin injected into her eye by the other.

Now THAT's 'serious partying'.

#7 & #10
Human Pupiloma Virus

Why are they selling this tape for $150,000 when they can go to Lane Bryant and see her strip her clothes off there. I'm sure she does serious partying at Lane Bryant with cakes and pies.

#13- more specifically, condyloma acuminata

oh...PUPILoma

hah. sorry, i'm an idiot.

condyloma acuMIRata

@16.

HA!

why is everyone commenting that she is "fat"?She doesn't look any bigger than the other women.
She's what...maybe a size 8 or 10? Nice to know you all are oh so thin and beautiful!
No wonder so many people have eating disorders and self image problems.
Fuck, get a life folks.

Maybe Britney is caught on tape giving two of the girls a "hot Earl".

#18 - you make an important point (from your reinforced computer chair).

Aren't dancers who work at a club supposed to party?

well, 20, somebody's gotta be THAT person.

you honestly think we can just stop being mean and eating disorders will just go away?

the problem is that people, for the most part, DO look better when they are thinner. g'on and put that in your twat and smoke it.

what does "serious partying" mean? The fact that she was stripping down with a bunch of girls around and doing "serious partying" leads me to believe that there was some carpet munching going on?!? That would also explain why the girls were crying, "oh please don't let the world know that we were actually pathetic enough to eat K-Feds sloppy (and crazy) seconds"...especially for $150K, you have to think it'd be something crazy like that, right?! And then we can all know for sure that BS is in to women.

So not only does TCLTC, but BSLTP!!!

number 20 prettybaby? ya right, you probably look like a fucking can of worms. Reinforced chair? since when is 118 pounds in need of that? You are simply a SCANK!!!!So shut the fuck up.
Did you make that comment between sitting at your computer and taking hits off the crack pipe?
#22, if I am "that person" what do you call yourself?Oh wait,I got it now...a limp dick idiot.
You both should get a job and get off that welfare cheque you have been claiming for the past 15 years.
LOSERS!

She is such a dyke.

"Y'all!" :|

what were they fired for? Do the girls have to recite some morality oath to work there? I mean, look at them....this is their "uniform".

#24: shut up blumpkin

The only time I'd like to see britney in fishnets is when a fishing boat is hoisting her up from the ocean.

#24: 181 pounds with a hint of dyslexia

beautiful, 30! you can't buy wit, i tell you.

@21- aren't dancers who work at a club supposed to be decent looking?
@29 bhahahahah

18--spoken like a true fattie.

White-Candy,

You are so heavy, that I think your post #18 just suffocated posters #19 and #20. Stop posting before the whole forum collapses under your weight.

hey, #18- next time you want to complain that mean, jealous, EVIL people have taken you away from yourself, by treating you like some kind of fat-growing machine, remember that you wouldn't be able to hope to be given yourself back in the recognition of your uniqueness and dignity (i.e. love), unless you were first alienated from yourself by those meanies.

late capitalism humiliates just about everybody, that's for damn sure, but it also creates the opportunity for love. so either go hug some fucking trees, or get with the program.

Yeah, exactly what did the strippers do that justified firing them? Aren't they supposed to "party" with the "guests"? Isn't that sorta the point? I think there has been a serious miscarriage of justice here. I mean, when Britney Spears invites you to party, you freakin' party.

Haters are so low in intelligence. Run to trade in your food stamps for your crack habit. You are pieces of shit.

a fat growing machine.....like a Faterator? Hee....

Good god this is boring. You know the celebs are slacking when the feeding frenzy turns on the fattie in the thread...

Isn't there a PR/Manager paying attention? The time is right (and ripe) for some serious celebrity hijinx!!!

C'mon! Doesn't ANYBODY want to make a quasi-celeb comeback??? Did Scientology send out a memo to tell their notorious member to be on their best behavior or something?

Geez...

DanYELL? Is that you in #37? If not, you is being plagarized!

White-Candy, you should change your name to Sour-Balls.

Oh and White-Candy, people would like you better if you just lost some weight.

I see by Britney's photos & the irrlelvant rants of a moron mean that FAT is the word of the day. My favorite!

White Candy, put down the Whitman's Sampler, change your screenname to either White Powder or Nose Candy, subscribe to a coke addiction and you'll be pretty in no time there sweetcheeks. And maybe not as bitter?

white-candy: you are getting awfully defensive

are we hitting something personal? lose some weight and then maybe you will get more friends

Alrighty then......we've surmised that strippers are supposed to act like tramps and that white candy is a chubber.......can we have a different story now?

why isnt britney dead yet?

150,000? What do you want to bet these pics and video wont see the light of day. Britney simply needs to buy the video and pictures, and im willing to bet she's willing to pay more than those magazines.

from paris' new boobs, snoop doing what he does, and old pic's of brit brit. I'm with ya. Something NEW to bash please. Can only call white candy fat so many times.....

Ive read elsewhere that "its the kind of footage that could finally make her lose custody of the kids". That leads me to believe that a powdered substance was involved. Aside from that, its possible that no sexual shennanigans were involved, although its highly unlikely, considering my experiences with strippers and powdery things.

you don't get your kids taken away from substance abuse...you get your kids taken away because of neglect or abuse...if she were high and beat the kids...it would be the beating part that got the kids removed...not the high part. that's just the way it is, and I'm not saying it's right or wrong, so don't try to twist what I just said into anything other that what it is.

Did anyone mention that White Candy was fat?

Maybe there's video footage of Britney doing coke or something. I'd like to see that :)

hee....you just did, Biatcho! Let's call her Great White Candy.

# 17 lol

jrzmommy- I always scan the threads for your comments. They are very funny.

I believe the term these days is overfed American.

Waaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaa we can make fun outta anything here except people's weight. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

jrzmommy: Responding to #50

You are alittle incorrect in your assumption. Substance abuse can be and has been used plenty of times to remove custody from an individual. Normally, in child welfare cases, there must be another accusation, even unfounded ones, to get the ball rolling. But after that, substance abuse is something that is tested for. Now, in Brits case, it will be different. Its a divorce case deciding who is more fit to have custody. Her engaging in consumption of hard drugs on video and getting naked with strippers could be compelling fodder to tilt the judge toward kfed.

Damn, I was hoping she was changing back into a hot chick.

oh, for sure, vanman, in a custody case that shit can be used against someone, fuck you could use just about anything on this earth to try to make someone out to be a bad character, but I'm just saying in regular domestic situations, someone doesn't get their kids taken away from them because they get high. It's what results as a product of getting high...neglect, abuse, jail...that will get a kid removed.

Point is, 3 years ago this tape would have fetched in the tens of millions. Now its worth maybe a couple hundred grand. Talk about your devaluing assets...

true. In this situation, it would just add to the other stuff against her. Lets not forget the baby in her lap while driving stuff. Social services showed up at her house how many time? 2 I remember.

#50 you are so, so, so wrong. drugs will get your kids taken away in an INSTANT. Abuse and neglect take years to establish and prove.

Kids are taken for drug abuse. It happens, no bout a doubt it.

Is it just me or does she have a new haircut?

You're missing the point.....getting arrested and put in jail for drug offenses, neglecting your children, endangering your children (DUI, etc.) because of substance abuse, passing out and letting your toddler roam the neighborhood unsupervised.....the actions of substance abuse will get your children taken from you... and a custody killer in divorce cases. If all substance abusers automatically got their kids taken away from them then all those people in AA and NA etc would have no families. Being an alcoholic or addicted to a drug isn't a crime--possession of the drug, manufacturing the drug, trafficing the drug, and the stupid behavior that ensues due to being under the influence of drugs or booze is what the crime is.

and it's not even about criminal behavior--you can be a convict and still have kids--obviously not in your custody while you're locked up--but when you get out you don't automatically lose custody. You have to harm the children directly to get your children removed from your home. I see shit like this every fucking day in the system here...I know what I'm talking about.

If there is any footage of Ms. Spears going gung ho lesbian with strippers, I hope they burn the tape and pour bleach on the ashes. Just the thought of her with strippers is enough for me to want to drown my brain in alcohol to kill the horror. Ick!

christallmighty, can we please move on? I'm having to work here!

Okay, there seriously has to be more going in Hollywood for us to mock today besides the drivel that has been already posted. Come on! Since when do celebrities ever take a day off from making asses out of themselves?

I hate it when I vomit so forcefully that a few chunks come flying out my nose. That really burns. =(

So this has been posted about 8 times if im not mistaken. This isn't news, and furthermore the girl is in rehab who cares about something that happened like a month ago. Come on Superfish ... let's move on.

yesterday, I drank too much wine, and fell off my horse. Now, I have a crook in my neck. I hate that.

Exhibit A: Whitney Houston. I rest my case.

you guys want to play "finish the sentence"? Somebody help me!!!

how do you play that game, veggi? i'm on hold right now and i'm bored.

Objection. The statement "whitney houston" is inadmissable. Unless i am mistaken, there has never been video showing whitney houston and her behavior while engaging in abuse of hard core narcotics. At least not one public known of. Unless I am mistaken.

Your first sentence would be completed with the simple addition of the word "Do" at the beginning of it. Your welcome for finishing your sentence.

ok, how about this game. Google your first name plus "was arrested for" and then copy and paste it here.

go away vanman.

This is like the 17th time we've seen these pictures.

"Ex-Chad dictator arrested on war crimes charges"

Latest gossip is that Britney is laying all her troubles on postpartum depression - she doesn't think she has a problem with drugs or alcohol at all.
When she married while blind drunk in Vegas people were talking about her having a problem and saying she needed to address it.
Just shows you can get someone in rehab, but if they don't admit there's a problem, it's a waste of time.

'Katie was arrested for peeing in public at Times Square in New York on New Year's Eve'
haha.

vanmen dont go away. They strut.

You have to seriously harm your child for the state to come into your home and remove the child from you. PERIOD. For the state to take away your parental rights you have to have had to seriously seriously harm your child. sexually, physically....Getting high doesn't count. If Kate Moss lived in, let's say New Jersey, and those pictures and video of her doing lines of coke were published....she would not lose her child because of that. She hasn't in London, as far as I know, either. The state will not take away your child from you for substance abuse. Custody battles is an entirely different monster which occurs when one parent believes that they are better suited to provide for a child more than the other parent and then they set out to prove their case. In this case, KFag has a pretty strong case that Brit is unfit and emotionaly and mentally unbalanced...and the drugs are basically just gravy. Do you understand what I"m saying?

I like to watch you strut. Is your van, by chance, down by the river? Cause I love a man in a van down by the river....

#76 As for drugs and alcohol, Whitney admitted to abusing them in an interview with Diane Sawyer. Grass was found in her purse when she was leaving Hawaii - she left the purse behind and got on the plane and there was no followup arrest, I think.

Not entirely true. I've seen state take a child from the home who wasnt being abused, neglected, or anything else for that matter. And the process drug on for over a year to get full custody back. And all of it was based on false info that wasnt even corroborated. But once a petition has been filed, it doesnt matter that everything in it is BS. Once the process starts, it has to run its full course. Tragic but true. If the right person makes the right anonymous claim out of spite or maliciousness, the state system is designed to protect one thing. The states ass.

And I have no van.

I hit the jackpot:

"Angela ... who was arrested last weekend after having sex with another cheerleader in the bathroom of Tampa bar Banana Joe’s..."

But, yes, i understand what you are saying.

What? Mine was arrested for war crimes, i think that takes the yellowcake.

hahaha. Nice one prettybaby.

Mel Gibson didn't lose custody of his 12 year old son did he because of his addiction and arrest....Robin Williams 16 year old hasn't been removed from the home for his addictions...and those are just dumb celebrities....there are crack head parents, drunk parents every where you go.

what? no van? where are we going to live????
well, that's it for me. I'm done with my stressful job of talking in between songs. Have fun friends. see you tomorrow.

My god, i seem to have started an endless debate, and one that I really don't care that much about even. The only thing I was really trying to say, was what another website quoted a source as saying. Then, did make mention that drug abuse can be a factor in the custody of a child, in this case, could be the factor that seals the deal. I do know that there are pretty druggy people who havent lost their children. Locally, some people got busted with a meth lab, under their baby bed, no less, and though the child was removed temporarily, they did get it back.

The state only removes your son if you're doing drugs AND he's not circumcised.

Ok, wtf... It's almost 4 here (eastern time) and all superfish has put up today are the britney spears pics that we've seen 8 dozen time that no one seems to give a shit about anymore and snoop dog arested for drugs (yea, big fucking shock, huh?)! "You're killin' me smallz..."

Don't blame the Fish dude, Libraesque is sitting on him until he tells her who set up her fake website. We could pass the time by making bets about what'll kill him first - the weight, or the smell?

99--I think hairballs will get him first.

This would be a solid video. It isnt' like we will be seeing Rosie lapping up other chicks.

99 - I think the patchouli oils mixed with a non-deodorized armpit, dirty birkenstock & wet wool would be the stench of all stenches. And it kills.

Actually, I think she'll badger him to death about when is charity charity? When does charity count? Or possibly bore him to death....Angelina is great! she's benevolent. Angelina this....angelina that.....

Hmmm, you know what they say, crack kills.

(ba dum, chiiing...)

C'mon stupidfish, reel us a new story.

"Wally was arrested yesterday and arraigned before District Justice Frank Pallone. He was charged with 40 counts of unlawful use of a computer and 42 counts of identity theft."

OF COURSE there would be a video.

imran karim

"Wally was arrested for breach of the peace after an altercation with bar staff who had asked him to leave the club (he was dancing on the tables wearing only boxer shorts and a set of reindeer antlers)."

I don't know if I should laugh or be creeped out by #108.....

ohmigod #51, I just laughed so hard I peed a little!

I miss RichPort. Where in the hell did that prick go?

And no...that wasn't me at #37 jizzypoo.

I picked the wrong day to do that google game:

"An autopsy was scheduled for Monday on comedian Richard Jeni, who died in a Los Angeles hospital of an apparently self-inflicted gunshot wound, police said.

Los Angeles police said they were called to the comedian's home by a woman who said, according to police reports, "My boyfriend shot himself in the face," E! News said.

When police arrived at the scene Saturday morning, they found the performer still alive lying on the bathroom floor, said Los Angeles police officer Mike Lopez. He was taken to a nearby hospital, where he died."

so that means there's at least one more moron out there who thinks food stamp jokes are witty? great....

Michelle was arrested for welfare fraud.
(Cool, what did I spend the foodstamps on, hookers and hash? Oh wait, that was Britney!)

His last words to his girlfriend were "Honey, seriously, your blowjob technique is just awful. If you don't improve I'm going to break up with you. Let me show you how to do it the right way, using this unloaded gun."

oh no you didn't jrzmommy just call me a moron! or were you talking about someone else? Cause sometimes I'm a moron and I get confused.

well, lookit that....nope, unless I'm Nostradamus, gatorgirl, I wasn't referring to you.

Alrighty- I did not post any of the above posts with my handle of PrettyBaby. It has been my little nickname that was given to me by someone special. The Fish is just fucking trashing me and making shit up to hurt people in my name, so therefore I am done posting here.. It's been fun, met lots of pals, but I am done... so anything you see after this is not me and you can assume it is my Idiot Troll. Soooo troll, you have been successful getting rid of me and I hope you can be happy about that.

All the other cool and funny posters on here- I wish you well and you are some comical fuckers.. Take care and Love to All!
xoxox PrettyBaby

I knew a single mom who lost her daughter because she (the mother) attempted suicide. Took a bunch of pills then pussied out and called 911. The daughter went into foster care and the mother had to attend a bunch of classes and go before the court several times before she got her back. Took close to a year, as I remember.

Too bad about Jeni. I've been waiting for Fish to post something. I saw him at one of the comedy stores out here a few years ago, and he was funny, but you could tell that he was kind of a cold fish (no pun intended). At the end of his set a guy close to the stage stuck his hand right in front of him to shake and Jeni totally ignored him. Now he's really cold. There's probably an Anna Nicole Smith joke to be made but it's Monday.....

As for Brit, I can't work up any interest. If a tape surfaces (which is doubtful) I'll probably check it out, but how good would it be? Grainy, too far away to see any details.....

That is all.

Hold up! Is that true that Richard Jeni's dead??? WTF!!!
And when the hell do we get a new story? I'm at work, dammit. I'm bored. I'm not supposed to be actually working....I don't like to work. DON'T MAKE ME WORK!!!

Working is for SUCKERS

Oh, hey, here's a game, everyone tell me your porno name. That's where you take the name of your first pet, and the name of the first street you ever lived on. My porn name is Fluffer McNair.
What's yours?

Dinky Ballejo

Mittens Franklin

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone
And another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

Nibbles Prospect

Cricket Happy Hollow. Aww dammit, thats cleary a female pornstars name. A very used up one at that.

Chip Radcliff. Does this mean I now have to grow a penis and a moustache?

I like Mittens Franklin. Sounds like the nice house madam that keeps her girls in line...

See, if Richard Jeni hadn't shot himself he could be having fun like this.

biatcho - you left out "a bigger"

For fuck's sake, a beached whale??? Give me a break. Look around you at all of the women... If Britney's a beached whale, then most women are technically already dead from sheer fatness.

I'm sure that the writer of this blog (Superfish guy, as people affectionately call him)has a girlfriend/wife and mother and sister that are all perfect anorexic barbie dolls! If not, he's a fucking hypocrite. Save the FAT label for actual FAT (like his pathetic ego).

Shaggy Beaver

^^^^^^ actual FAT ^^^^^^

BLEAUGH! She's turning into Boy George!

Oh crap, I just went back and read the whole White Candy saga, and now realize that I am, in fact, a chubber and a fatty!! I'll just patiently wait to be told how obese I am for having a valid opinion. (Oh yeah, I'm not fat, even the slightest bit, but maybe all the 'fatty'-haters on here are actually self-loathing obese people stuck in their houses because they can't mobilize the sheer mass of their bodies?)

stinkers, there's obviously actual FAT between your ears.

(you're right, it does sound more appropriate!)

She is going to make a huge comeback...just kidding.

-Perez Hitler Donkey Face

"Oh yeah, I'm not fat, even the slightest bit"

Good for you! Never stop the purging, no matter what anybody tells you. Just put some lotion on that finger and the skin will recover in a jiffy.

#134 Congratulations - you just did the "what do you mean she's fat" that people who don't get the site and don't read the posts do, and then segued to the classic retaliatory "you must all be fat-hating REAL fatties" in JUST TEN MINUTES! *DING!*

Thanks for playing!

@123 You Fucking Poser!Iread this blog a lot and I can't believe you like chasing the hot chicks away.I think you are a guy and you have to be the stupidest cocksucker on here.Go suck your boy-whore's cock and leave the fucking pie alone.So now she's gone. If PrettyBaby is reading this, I think you were funny and seemed hot to.Fuck these jokers.

#139 - do you have a nice ass? Lube it up for me, will ya, hon?

jrzmommy, Exhibit B: Courtney Love. I rest my case. She was doing better than Shitney was, and she STILL lost her kid for a year because she was strung out all the time.

Oh, and "Whitney Houston" is not an impressive argument -- to date, I cannot recall any time when she was caught with drugs, tested for drugs, or whatever.

As for neglect... this is Shitney. Sooner or later she'll decide that it's lahk, real hard to hire a new nanny, y'all! Back in the cuntry, there's lotsa youngins who get watched by the doggies, y'all. Sos she'll jist tie 'em to a stake in that big ol' yard and go out partyin', y'all!

#141 What about ANS? Talk about strung out...her kid never got taken away. I guess it's all about who drops the dime (parents? exes?) and how many nannies you have.

Man, I love it when my impostor biatcho starts chiming in, except if it were smart it would have told shack to suck it like the bored college slut she is.

You know what, maybe we wouldn't call Britney fat if we couldn't SEE her fat...you know...like her wearing clothes that COVER the parts that stick out more than they should? If she wore an oversized sweater and leggings with flats, she wouldn't look fat. In a bikini and low-rise, high-cut jean shorts, being as short as she is...she looks fat.

Niggers and Fags are child molesters.

#145? that last remark just totally gave you up, LAMEBANANAS. Damn, you keep coming back. Just like Paris' herpes, except her snatch probably smells way better than you, you fucking mouth-breather.

Is it possible that she actually looked BETTER in the bikini?

"Angie was arrested for possessing a hammer with intent to use it on a Hawk jet" - Dammit!!!
#12 hahahaha

141:
Courtney Love didn't lose custody of Frances because she was on drugs, she lost her because of the arrest for drug possession...."Under US law, if you are arrested for drug abuse and in control of a child, then the court may remove the child from your custody and place them with a friend or relative." The law clearly states that it is the ARREST that will get the child removed...not the addiction.

With regards to Whitney:

In January 2000, Houston was arrested at an airport checkpoint after two plastic baggies of marijuana and three partially smoked joints were found in her luggage. She eventually reached a plea bargain, and despite missing the court's deadline to submit proof of passing a substance-abuse evaluation.

Russell and Kimora Lee Simmons didn't have their kids taken away from them, either, and she was arrested for possession.

The laws aren't executed fairly, but obviously people aren't getting their kids yanked from them for substance abuse alone. Everyone knows Whitney moved on to much harder stuff than pot and she still has her kids. Mel Gibson is a raging alkie, he still has his kids, Robin Williams, Robert Downey Jr, Christian Slater.....on and on and on....it's what you do when you're on drugs or drunk that'll get your kids taken from you, not being hooked on booze and dope.

...PS..although I don't know if it is a federal law, re: Courtney Love, or state law.

back to the porn names

Mya Pine. I so have to be a porn star now. That's too good.

5. Posted by White-Candy on March 12, 2007 3:49 PM

Niggers and Fags are child molesters.

146. Posted by mrs.t on March 12, 2007 4:03 PM

#145? that last remark just totally gave you up, LAMEBANANAS. Damn, you keep coming back. Just like Paris' herpes, except her snatch probably smells way better than you, you fucking mouth-breather.
Excuse me, but that comment was NOT by me! I may defend my thoughts and ideas about eating disorders, but I am not racist at all.Believe what you want,but I was shocked to see it too, posted with my ID.It's not my perogitive to down people, unless being attacked myself in which I do reply.Believe what you want, you already hate my opinions anyway.

5. Posted by White-Candy on March 12, 2007 3:49 PM

Niggers and Fags are child molesters.

146. Posted by mrs.t on March 12, 2007 4:03 PM

#145? that last remark just totally gave you up, LAMEBANANAS. Damn, you keep coming back. Just like Paris' herpes, except her snatch probably smells way better than you, you fucking mouth-breather.

Excuse me, but comment 145 was not me, althought it was the same name.I am not racist, and I was attacked just for expressing my opinion that a size 8 was not so big.You all already hate my opinion anyway, but believe or not, I did not make that racist remark.

nice - i wonder if they were only 'changing' and partying? i'm sure the tape shows something more scandalous than that....