Mar 30 2007Britney Spears and Kevin Federline reach a settlement

Not gonna say it.

I will, I think we finally have world peace. Now that Britney and Kevin and solved their problems the rest of the worlds turmoil seems trivial

damn site...I was almost first :P

Wow, I never thought I'd say this about her... especially so soon after her breakdown... but she looks decent.

THIS IS OLD NEWS. I'VE KNOWN ABOUT THIS FOR 10 MINUTES.

YOU SUCK SUPERFICIAL.

Well she does look decent...but that hat is ugly as hell

What I wanna know is...is the hair connected to the hat...a sort of wig/hat combo?

Awe, she's back to looking like the queen of the trailer park.

I didn't know that toothpaste came in a bottle.

Oh, and Britney looks great.

SUPERFICIAL DOES SUCK!

Britney will rebound

Yeah, I really don't know what's going on with her hair. If it's a wig, a weave, or what...

I thought she was sexier bald though.

It's nice to have pictures where the paperazzi don't SHOVE a camera up her ASS!

She's still pretty. Hope she's better. She's losing weight again, and hopefully she'll get stuff under control again.

Kill the photog's - they're slime

Some people are just born lucky. Case in point: K-Fed. A stupid, uneducated, lazy, wigger, loser and dirtbag gets a million + for screwing and impregnating a has-been pop tart.

balloons and a toothpaste bottle? if Fed-Ex was MY husband, he'd be leaving with my foot in his ass! and as far as joint custody 50/50 goes, well...as long as he's supervised during the visits. leaving those poor boys alone with him is just plain insanity. where's ur sense ppl?

I'm not so sure about K-Fed's role in the marriage. Remember that video where she's stoned out of her gourd and going on about time machines and being excluded from movie plans and he's talking to her like she's five? He looked like the mature one there. And video doesn't lie.
True what you said about her looking better. Those are the first pics in about 2 years where she actually looks like someone I'd go out of my way to have sex with. By out of my way I mean unzip and fall on top of her.

By calling Federwhine a wigger...you've just insulted all the real wiggers of the world.

Shame on you.

@12 hahahahahaahahahaha! funny shit

@11 That is a cheap ass wig. She bought it a Big Lots in the 2 for $10.00 bin. She got that hat off the homeless bumb that was sitting out side the resturant bagging for money. Wait, that was K-Fed begging for the money. Oh well homeless bumb K-Fed, they are the same thing

She's dressed like she's playing a part in Mary Poppins. Either as the the paperboy or the old spinster nanny.

why are you being so nice to britney.... she did NOT suddenly get hot over the course of a week, she still has no hair and i could go on and on but its already been said before. Don't go soft on us now superfish

Ok... she got her teeth whitened...

now someone please tell her to shut her friggin mouth........

What the FUCK is up with the Fishdoode comment? Did he/she actually hoped Clitney well? YOU SUCK

Jesus Fing Christ! What is that??

were balloons and toothpaste what she got in the divorce? I don't understand!

#20 she might be bald and all but damn. girl really can clean up...can't say much for Fed-Ex though. he's still a no-can-dance punk.

Is she wearing blue contacts?

No that is what K-Fed shout have gotten. Not a million dollars. And as DanYELL so correctly pointed out, it is a tube of tooth paste not a bottle

when her face isn't bloated, she can be VERY cute with minimal makeup... unlike more rat- faced bow-legged pop stars that don't have eyelashes or eyebrows.

The real question here is, why can't the bitch shut her mouth???

The blue contacts make her somehow seem crazier, lacking the warmth of her natural brown the icy hue adds a new dimension to her dementia. As for K-Fag cashing in on $1 mil, he had to have the worst attorney in divorce history. We have months of Brit-Brit whoring it up, associating with the likes of Paris Hilton, flashing her C-sectioned cootch, mimicking Sinead O'Connor in a very public meltdown, and leaving rehab three times. And K-Fag only gets $1 mil (after taxes, 700 grand if he's lucky)??? His lawyer probably would've agreed to a bag of cheetos and a hand grenade just to rid himself of the Wigger King.

Once i got almost a heartattack because i saw the number 1.000.000 on my bankaccount.But when i looked closer i saw the currency was in some faraway-country currency.Anyways,i like Britney's outfit because somehow she looks like a mushroom to me.

I think she is always photographed with her mouth open because she's still in "recording" mode.

Ya know:

"Open your mouth Brit, the machines will do the rest. We have to look professional."

"she might actually turn out okay"

This site is no longer reflecting my white hot hatred.

play nice babe... : )

...otherwise

... ?

but what does Kevin get in child support? I mean you can't have the kids in a 30 million dollar mansion 50% of the time and staying in a $20 dollar a night motel the other 50%

#34)Don't you worry..I wouldn't dear.

#36)It's 'dare',it sounds the same to me.

She should drop that old lady wig......... DROP IT ALREADY!!!!

If by "better" you mean "no longer like an overweight redneck skinhead vandalizing someone else's property with a look of insanity on her face", then yeah, she's a goddam kiss in the dark.

You can put frosting on a dog turd but that don't make it a birthday cake.

Fuck her.

She looks good here. Go Brit.

This site is getting fucking soft. She might be okay? Yeah. And K-Fed might actually get a real job.

GET A STYLIST

good for the prenup

Like someone posted up there either his legal rep sucks massively *OR* maybe (dare we hope?) there isn't that much money to go around. We all knew about the pre-nup (there is no such thing as an airtight pre-nup btw), but anyway, his ace in the hole was the kids vis a vis her behavior. I don't see how any competent lawyer would give it up just like that unless there was no money in it. All they had to do was threaten to destroy her publicly (even more).

Let's see... retarded hat, check. Big ugly dangly earrings, check. Sad attempt to disguise her ugliness with more "quick fix" answers like blue contacts and a wig, check.

Looks like the same old Britney to me, only now a million dollars poorer. Wow, what a transformation!

i have to agree with the sentiment of many above
who THE FUCK cares how B.Spears turns out
she is an untalented corporate tool
and what exactly is "okay" for abnormality??

btw everyone is right, is there any existing photograph recently where her fucking mouth is fucking closed?

just what in the fuck is really wrong with this useless turd, it goes way beyond breeding or stupidity

Is that Minnie Pearl?

I still say she's back off the wagon in 6 months. Probably 3.

# 47 nah, Minnie Pearl is way hotter than Fatney

42. OMG, I think she actually did. This is starting to look suspiciously like the work of Rachel Zoe...

Horray!!!!!!!!!!!!! No More sleepless Nights.

Trust me, pre-nups Work They really do.

K Fed and a million dollars? I guess his kick game is about to get REALLY ridiiculous.

I don't want too even THINK about his watch game.

#45 - you must be blind, she's wearing all of that ugly shit and still looks kinda cute... look at xtina's drag queen rat face, she has to wrap that big pointy nose and those beedy eyelash-free eyes with a towel when her ugly diseased ass goes out in public not in full drag.

Hooray, my favorite trainwreck! God I love this ho. The only thing I can't make fun of are her teeth, they are straight & bright. Everything else is a hoot to pick at though. It's too easy most times and I feel guilty like I'm kicking a retard, but I get over it quickly:P

"You can put frosting on a dog turd but that don't make it a birthday cake." AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I vote that Quote Of The Day

She looks 'tard happy in that first pic.

#15, where can you find that video?

Those shoes, what is she playing at? Jewish Grandma? Those are some FUGLY shoes.

"she's starting to physically look better"

You are kidding, right? A wig, granny sweater and teeth whitening can't make this hag look better. Just lipstick on a pig......

Man talk about a crappy article. Successful dancer marries a more successful singer and because the singer is a girl the guy is automatically and A-hole. Comments like she's looking good now she dumped him. What planet are you folks from. Who was looking after the kids when the crack head was doing other rehab patents in the bushes.

57--It's all over YouTube, check it out. It's definitely worth a laugh:)

I'd let her jack me off with her famously stinky toes, then french kiss her ashtray mouth. Afterwards, I could dry-fuck her asshole, before the enemas. Then, she could deep-throat me to clean it off.

Questions?

39, that was tremendous.

Wow, Brit's out of rehab and smiling for photos, that's a shock. Any of you who think that after a month this chick is 'okay' will just have to wait and see what happens. I have my speculations:
1) hair is long enough for extensions to be grafted onto - album is released
2) celebrating album release - light partying
3) no such thing - total relapse
4) cry "exhaustion" and dry out - prepare for grueling tour
5) assassinated by fan club president backstage

Okay, it turns into a wish list around #5, so just fill in the blank.

#30, I agree with you, K-Fed got boned..... but he hasn't had an income since she stopped his allowance about 5 months ago. A million bucks is a lot when you're looking at a future of shaking the "Hot Pizza Ready Now" sign in front of Little Caesar's Pizza (hope that's not just a regional thing)

In other news, I have HAD it with these stupid hats and these trashy wigs. If there are any wealthy philanthropists reading this column right now, please note that I AM willing to travel to L.A., stay in a 3 star hotel (I aint snooty) and rip this bimbo's wig off of her head while shaking my finger in her face and sternly repeating, "NO, NO, NO!" If she doesn't seem to understand I will rub her nose in it lightly and then flick her on the forehead until she makes the connection.

Of course, it goes without saying that all legal fees and bar tabs will be paid by you. Act now and I'll drive by Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton's house and scream an obscenity of your choice through their security box.

@63
possibility 5a. Instead of being killed by crazed fan club member, she is instead paralyzed from the waist down and after several years of solitary soul searching she realizes that her previous life was nothing more than a gilded prison of ignorance. She gets her doctorate in physics...... when she isn't at home with her children. She learns how to care for herself and her kids with minimal help from staff, and decides that she prefers it that way. Eventually she is able to come off of the antidepressants and the therapy sessions. She realizes that although she may have lost the use of her legs, she has gained something that she never had before - self-respect.

Oh, who the fuck am I kidding??? I say she should be killed by the fan club president backstage with the candlestick.

Quote- "By the end of all of this she might actually turn out okay."

Uh, okay. And I'd like to announce my candidacy for KKK Grand Dragon...

She will always be a drunken slut. My kind of girl.

Everyone needs to give Britney a break!! She looks good.. She's going thru a rough patch in her life. Marriage, 2 children, divorce, break-down... At a time like that one needs privacy and that's what she never got... It's totally expected.. I feel for her. But she looks good. Honestly she looks like old Britney!! I'm happy for her! Only thing.. if K fed causes such problems in her life.. he will never go away they share 2 children.. Maybe over time it will heal.. or they will both grow up.

You'd look good too if you just dropped 175lbs of wannabe rapper garbage.

Hey, Brit's actually staring to look good - just loose the news-boy cap along with K-Fed.

Ah, how sad, Ellie May seems to now have turned into Granny. Sure, baby doll, that makes up for all the narcissistic bullshit you have been putting us through. That get up sure makes her look sane enough to have signed any papers with Fed-Ex. Yeah, he got 1 million cash but half the proceeds of their Cheeto infested love nest, peeps. Dude is gonna do all right. And hey he's got his own search engine.......where you could meet him!!!!!
Priceless!

She's so effing ugly and completely worthless.
She needs to be killed

Lucky bastard.

Kevin will live to regret treating britney as bad as he has! He will not be successful! Britney has too mant loyal fans!!!!